So here’s another edition of stepSTEVE and his assistant out on the street. This time they are interviewing a crackhead. I like to believe stepTV is going to change the fucking world, but since none of you click the motherfucking video, I can only assume that it is a failure of a project even before it’s really started. That said. Enjoy the fucking show and don’t do drugs, even if it makes you feel like a star that you aren’t Cuddles.
2007
09
Mar
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I don ‘t even know why I am bothering with these stepLINKS, I couldn’t update the site all day because it’s been down. It had nothing to do with me this time. It’s my host’s fault. I have a feeling they won’t be giving me any discounts because I am not good at bitching people out, I am too fucking lazy, but I do know that this is a huge fucking headache and if I lose my site and you never read this I will be fucking pissed off. Since I couldn’t post, I still did my stepLINKS and plan on bringing you some day old shit today. Right now, I am going to go out and get drunk because it’s really the only other thing I know how to do.
In the meantime, click on these links from yesterday and remember that I love you.
Here are a whole lot of dirty movies
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When Regular Skateboarding is Boring, Find a Canyon To Skate Off
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A Handjob Compilation Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Pam Anderson and Her Tits Go To The Vet
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French Beat Boxer – I Still Think Beatboxing is Massively Gay
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Tom Brady Knocked Up Gisele – It’s Called an Abortion Bitch
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Lohan’s New Hairdo
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Keely Hazell in Arena Magazine
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Nicole Kidman’s Thong
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Speed Painting Scarlett Johansson
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A Gallery of Cartinel Menghia, Someone I don’t Know but Would Like To
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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Stupid Outfit
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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What’s For Breakfast?
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FleshFlick – Full Service Salon
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This is Our Song, Let’s Dance…
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Early Pam Anderson Nude Photoshoot Video
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This is called – The Best of Craigslist
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Some Big Breasted Asian Naked
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Pregnant Belly Video
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News Blooper That Makes me Laugh….
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Another Pregnant Belly Video
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Kim Kardashian’s Armenian Sex Tape Will be Released
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Vida Guerra Lap Dance
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Jesus The Mouse Version
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I Don’t Do Sports but this Dunk Tank is Funny….
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Shoplifters Getting Busted Video
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Dude Playing in Traffic Because He’s an Idiot
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Pregnant Belly Video
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Vida Guerra at the Beach
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Another Pregnant Belly Video
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Borat Wrestling Video You’ve All Seen
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Old But Hot Jessica Simpson Bikini Video To Remind You What She Had
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Girls in Bikinis Fight
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Slutty Party Girl Who Looks Like a Man but is Too Hot To Fuck You..LOSER
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Artistic Nude Photography
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Here’s some Paris Hilton Partying With Her Little Sister Action
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Hot Chick Dancing Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Valentine’s Day Party Pictures With Freaks
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You Don’t Need Me To Tell You That You Can’t Get Laid. Your Chaffed Dick Tells You That Everytime you Jerk Off. This Will Help You Get Pussy. It’s Proven.
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2007
09
Mar
I am – Abi Titmuss Bikini Pics of the Day
Here are some older pictures of Abi Titmuss in her bikini. I am posting them because I don’t know what to do with myself now that my website is down. I went out last night and got wasted, really wasted, and really really wasted. I don’t remember much but I did end up winning money in a slot machine that I used to get myself even more drunk. I am sure funny things happened to me throughout the night, but I can’t think of them right now, and my site isn’t working so I am too busy crying to type.
Speaking of crying, I saw this dude walking down the street the other day and I can only assume it’s got some sort of middle eastern point to it, either way it’s more interesting than lookin at old pics of some slag in a bikini.
Here are those pics of Abi Titmuss in her bikini from god knows when lookin’ fat because I know that’s all you are here for.
Posted in:Abi Titmuss|stepDAYDREAM|stepTV|Unsorted
2007
09
Mar
I am – Jesse Metcalfe and Nadine Cole in a Bikini of the Day
I went to some shitty bar while in the process of getting completely wasted and saw a group of topless dudes and one girl in her bra. It was like the typical frat boy party where one dumb and drunk girl joins into the topless frat boy fun. She always ends up getting raped and beaten and Law and Order or CSI make a show about it. Anyway, this chick is doing shots in her bra and she’s not much of a looker, until her 300 pound friend comes along and starts a fuckin day dream in her bra. Lucky for you, I got the video:
Here are some pics of Jesse Metcalfe, some no name from Desperate Housewives and his girl with a dumpy ass but who would look hot next to a fat chick in her bra a the bar. I guess the real joke is all this is that you’d bang the fat chick in a bra at the bar….I guess that’s not really a joke because it is sad.
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2007
09
Mar
I am – Day Dreamin’ of a Sex Offender of the Day
My site has been down for 38 hours. Nothing like this has ever happened to me in the 2.5 years I’ve been doing this, but it seems like it is back up and running.
I wrote posts yesterday and today as if I still had a site so for the next 10 posts, you’re going to be confused to shit cuz it’s me bitching about my site being down. It’s kinda like a live-blogging being on a shit server but not as funny because I only thought of that concept now.
I am massively hungover and I have lost a lot of the work that I have put into this site because of the last 37 hours. I hope you can help me bring back the noise then fuck it by telling your friends about me, I know you don’t have friends, but let’s pretend.
Here is the first post of the last 38 hours and it’s a fucking daydream. I guess what I learned in all this is that life isn’t about blogging, it’s about living. Ecstasy changed my life. Not because I did it, but because some sent me a picture of a girl getting a tab of E shoved in her ass and that made my day. If I had a video camera it would have been a daydream, instead you are stuck with this Day Dream of a potential Sex Offender.
If you don’t know what my day dream concept is Click This Link.
If you want to be part of the fun, send in your own day dream clips by Clickin’ This Link…
You may not realize it, but everywhere you go a day dream is going on. I saw 5 today and 10 yesterday but didn’t bring my shitty digital camera out with me. So be a part of the movement slacker.
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2007
09
Mar
I am – Day Dreamin' of a Sex Offender of the Day
My site has been down for 38 hours. Nothing like this has ever happened to me in the 2.5 years I’ve been doing this, but it seems like it is back up and running.
I wrote posts yesterday and today as if I still had a site so for the next 10 posts, you’re going to be confused to shit cuz it’s me bitching about my site being down. It’s kinda like a live-blogging being on a shit server but not as funny because I only thought of that concept now.
I am massively hungover and I have lost a lot of the work that I have put into this site because of the last 37 hours. I hope you can help me bring back the noise then fuck it by telling your friends about me, I know you don’t have friends, but let’s pretend.
Here is the first post of the last 38 hours and it’s a fucking daydream. I guess what I learned in all this is that life isn’t about blogging, it’s about living. Ecstasy changed my life. Not because I did it, but because some sent me a picture of a girl getting a tab of E shoved in her ass and that made my day. If I had a video camera it would have been a daydream, instead you are stuck with this Day Dream of a potential Sex Offender.
If you don’t know what my day dream concept is Click This Link.
If you want to be part of the fun, send in your own day dream clips by Clickin’ This Link…
You may not realize it, but everywhere you go a day dream is going on. I saw 5 today and 10 yesterday but didn’t bring my shitty digital camera out with me. So be a part of the movement slacker.
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2007
07
Mar
I am – stepLINKS of the Day
I just walked in on my stepDAUGHTER watching the sex scene in Get Rich or Die Trying. I assume her drug dealing thug of a bf who drives a shitty honda civic and wears clothes too big for him and a fake grill gave it to her to give her a little taste of the life he wants to live. So here are 5 grown naked men in the shower beating each other up and I start thinking to myself jail is a gay man’s wet dream, I know if this shit was 5 hot chicks beating each other down I would totally get a hard on if I knew how.
Here are some links, something I like to think I know how to do……so click them asshole.
Sonja Kraus Lookin Hot
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A pretty amazing Knock Knock Joke
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Street Flasher
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VIP Crew Fun in Hawaii
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Asian Full Body Massage
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Amazing Sex in a Mattress Store Prank
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Howard K Stern Killed Anna Nicole…At Least It Looks Like He Did…
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Dolce and Gabana Gang Rape Ad Worth Jerking off To
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Old and Hot Caherine Bell Bikini Pic
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Fleshflicks – Gloryhole Madness
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Antonella Barba Unreleased Slutty Pics
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Some Kirsten Dunst in Hawaii
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Michelle Heaton in a Bikini
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Sophie Monk Pictures to Love
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Funny Rock Concert Video – Click to See the Joke
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Adriana Lima Video
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Leeann Tweeden Lookin’ Hot Pics
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Vanessa Lorenzo is a Slut on Video
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Bianca Gacoigne in her Lingerie
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Vanessa Minnillo is Hot for Some Cosmetics Company
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You aren’t foolin’ Anybody, We All Know You Can’t Get Laid, Whether You Like To Believe it or Not, This Shit Works…
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Dominos aren’t just for blacks and Italians anymore
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A Little Counter Slide for the Drunk Frat Boys
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Dude High on Shrooms Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Carmen Electra Talks About her Tits
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L.A. Hipsters Pictures of the Day
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Sheena Gets a Wedgie
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Wicked Weasel Camel Toe Action
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Slightly Used Sex Doll or Sale
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Female Teachers Who Bang Their Students Never Taught Me
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Hot Dance Video of the Day
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hot Hanging Wedgie VIdeo
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Shakira in Concert Pics
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Some Hot Cam Girl Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Smallest Penis Other Than Yours
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Booty Bounce Video
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Bo Derek Naked in a Movie
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Big Breast Hose Down
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Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel Together in Paris
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Pimp My Homeless Ride
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The YES Dance is Massively Gay
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Kate’s Playground Video
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Grandma Crashes into the DMV
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Lohan Goes Shopping Video
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Fly Chick Kick Knockout Video…
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Bam and his GF for Playboy
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Thong Wedgie Video
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2007
07
Mar
I am – Fergie Bikini Ass of the Day
The problem with writing this site is that the motherfucker follows me everywhere I go. I go on a walk and I am thinking about shitty stories to write, I sneak into movies and I think about shitty stories to write, I get a lap dance and think of shitty stories to write, it’s like this bitch is attached my dick and sometimes I just don’t have any fucking stories to tell. Today is one of those days, but luckily these pictures of Fergie surfaced. Her in a bikini, some dude adjusting the bathing suit up her ass, and it made me think about how every fucking website disses her for lookin’ like a man or a tranny or whatever the fuck else they say about her. The point is she’s got a solid fucking body and most celebrities aren’t as hot as the girl down the fucking street. That’s why you should stop jerking off to these clowns you see on TV and try to the girl in your class, or at your job, or at your coffee shop. The internet is a bad place, it’s turning you into a pervert.
Here are some Fergie pics for you, Pervert.
So She Looks Like She’s Got a Bigger Bulge Than Me…But So Do Most Chicks…I’m Stickin’ with She’s a Woman.
2007
07
Mar
I am – Nicole Kidman Dirty Ass of the Day
Today is the day for celebrities in bikini bottoms and button up shirts because I guess that’s the trend for has-beens like Nicole KIdman. I guess it could have to do with the fact that she would pretty much burn up in the sun like she was a crack rock in a homeless shelter. That was a bad analogy but I tried. At least he’s got a dirty ass like most of the homeless chick’s I’ve ever banged. I was walking by my drug store at 1 am trying to get out of the house for an hour and I saw a group of men cleaning the place topless. My initial thought was that the place was being robbed by the shirtless bandits but the mops kinda put that theory to rest.
Speaking of rest it is 6 am and I should go to bed. I had about 15 exciting things to write today but forgot them all making me a pretty fucking useless guy with a site. Notice that I didn’t call myself a blogger, because bloggers are fucking lame. Speaking of Lame, I got a random text message from Stavros today, it said “Where are you?”, I am convinced that he thinks I am someone else so I said I was in bed waiting form him to show up at my slumber part. He never responded and that’s enough of this post, just look at the pics, you like pale ass don’t you virgin?
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2007
07
Mar
I am – Kirsten Dunst’s Bikini and Shirt of the Day
Today is the day for celebrities in bikini bottoms and button up shirts because I guess that’s the trend for a busted up slag like Kirsten Dunst. I guess it could have to do with the fact that she is in her mid 20s but has tits of a 90 year old. It’s probably gotta do with her eating disorders.
I remember when I was banging this semi-fat chick who I would constantly call fat in hopes of her picking up a drug habit to be more like the person I wanted her to be at the time. There was something really dull about sober people and I wasn’t going to have any of that in my bedroom and by bedroom I mean $10 a night room at the Y. Anyway, every time she ate, I’d be like one of those cocksucker jocks trying to make my wife maintain her young, tight, high school physique. I wasn’t really that superficial or picky but it made sense at the time. After I dumped her for eating a whole bucket of fried chicken in one sitting, something I bought as my week’s worth of groceries at the time, she developed a bit of a complex. I saw her a few months later begging for change on the corner of a busy part of town weighing in at about 90 lbs, and I was a proud of my accomplishment in helping her fit into societies framework of what a woman should look like, unfortunately I can’t work my magic on my wife. This is a dull story, but we can’t all be comedians like you, Asshole….
I guess all this is to say that you don’t get a hot tan like this slut by not wearing a shirt when you swim. She’s more pale than the day I accidentally walked into the Cancer ward of the hospital when lookin for hot nurses to bag. I remember growing up all the fat chicks and kids with sun allergies used to rock this style. Kirsten is bringin’ it back like it was ’82, before sunscreen was invented. Respect.
I HAD TO REMOVE THESE PICTURES BECAUSE I WAS BEING THREATENED TO GET SUED
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