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2022

08

Apr

Jessica Simpson Bikini of the Day

The above picture is Jessica Simpson, the billionaire walmart brand owner, who was selling shitty fucking products to shitty fucking people before every celeb was doing it on instagram – CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN…..

So yeah, the above picture is a little “Weight Watchers has paid me millions to be fit”….a little “Britney Spears is doing nude bikini content, better bring out the big guns, to revive this 25 year rivalry of who is better tits”…a little “shameless milf who found pilates and still has tits”…..a little “what kind of shit did she do to her mouth / face she looks like a leprechaun or THE LEPRECHAUN…and I’m into it

The below picture is her when she was drinking…so when she’s sober, she looks like the top pic, when she’s drinking and sloth-like she looks like Louie Anderson with Down’s Syndrom…reminding women to only drink on dates to be socially lubricate them and make them easier to fuck…cuz that shit will destroy you…

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2022

08

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

MANDATE THE ON/OFF!

That’s all I gotta say about that, because I love the ON/OFF….

Seeing the nude version of a clothed girl, makes the girl all the more authentic…

It is the authentication process we need in a world of fake everything…not that these are unedited, unfiltered, and could be a lie…but at least you know the general idea of their nudity, like the coloring of the nips….

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2022

08

Apr

Joey King Underboob of the Day

Joey King doing ILLUMINATI things which I always wonder whether the celebrities involved know they are doing satanic symbolism, like KNOWN satanic symbolism, when the photographer or creative director gets them to a shoot….they’d be pretty dumb to NOT know it’s a satanic symbol at this point in the game it’s pretty mainstream knowledge…so I guess she’s doing it as a tribute to her GOD, who has given her this life, as a child star celebrity….

Maybe this is part of the transitioning from child star to “I have tits, I’m dead on the inside”….ritual…

I’m not in their club, so I just stare at the tits, not caring about any of these idiots or what demonic forces they channel to make SHITTY fucking movies…

They are paid puppets, owned by the industry, shells of humans, so get to the tits, focus on the tits, they are tits.

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2022

08

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

All you hunter and gatherers out there…you preppers prepping for the impending recession the likes of which you’ve never seen….with inflation the likes of which you’ve never seen….and an economic collapse of currency that isn’t backed by gold, but rather just debt, so they keep printing and printing more and more of it, making it more and more worthless…..a collapse that will totally destroy your way of life, everything you’ve ever known about life…

Be sure to stock up on FISHNETS, to hunt and trap and FISH for food, or pussy…or to make yourself pretty when you have no internet porn after they turn off the internet…because they will….and you’ll have to make the slut out of yourself, things get weird in the bunker….and you’re already weird…so…there.

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2022

08

Apr

Eugenie Bouchard Bikini of the Day

We’ve all got our hometown hotties, this happens to be mine…besides Celine Dion, Elisha Cuthbert and that’s about all the hometown hotties that have come out of here, not so impressive for a city known for their sluts, but whatever.

The tennis star, who I don’t think plays tennis anymore, but she may….using her fitness tennis body for good and not evil….assuming you don’t think bikini pics are evil…which I don’t, but I am sure a bunch of people probably do because it turns them on so hard and you don’t get to see the anal sex clips to close it all out…

The bikini content is the foreplay, the first 30 seconds of the throat fucking clip….but we have to end with this because she’s a legit athlete with million dollar sponsors….

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2022

08

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

When you’re an online panty vendor, or the kind of girl who has been indoctrinated into sexualizing herself for validation, money, entertainment purposes, I’m sure there are reasons a girl becomes a whore or a variation of a whore besides being molested as a child…it could just be as simple as the indoctrination methods of social media giving slutty behavior more views becasue we’re all perverts, could be the normalization of throat fucking porn, when watching porn used to be more secretive…

I’m not a fucking scientist, there’s just so many loosed moral exhibitionists out there that some are bound to post their full back panties as their panty of the day, to switch things up, to give the girlfriend experience,

I don’t fucking. know……but here’s a bunch of panty girls in their period granny panties…

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2022

08

Apr

The Will Smith “Don’t IG LIVE ME TRICK” Video of the Day

Will Smith recently got a 10 year ban from the Oscars, which will be really devastating considering it’s the end of the world and we just witnessed the last OSCARS…

More interestingly, there’s a video going around supporting the Will Smith conversation, or at least keeping that boring ass rich person drama going, because they staged that slap stunt, gotta fucking milk it, in what I guess is some Will Smith rebranding himself from America’s Sweetheart to dude with a spine….even if he’s a closet case and Jada’s just his beard….

It’s basically him bitching at her for livestreaming him with some relationship bullshit, because she hasn’t mooched off him enough over the years, to only exist because of him, otherwise she’d be some forgotten whore.

I think this is clearly a viral stunt, he even says in the video his “bread and butter is his social media presence”….but even if he is being a little snappy with the bitch, it’s totally reasonable for anyone to be “don’t fucking film me for your bullshit, keep it to your damn self”….especially when you are famous…

I would be mad at anyone streaming me without me wanting to be streamed…it’s totally reasonable, especially when you support the bitch and have carried her all these years, while other dudes were also carrying her, on their dick…

I am not pro Willy, I think he’s likely a demonic fuck, blame Scientology, but I definitely don’t like Jada and her manipulating bullshit, some witchcraft handler, has dude under a spell like Kim K has on Kanye, because behind every dude who sold his soul to the devil is a bitch making sure he never escapes..

The Chris Rock stunt over her shaved head, to defend her fake alopecia, when she’s supposed to confident in her shaved head life, and the area where she’s missing hair is rumored to be a browlift, in an era where CHEMO people who are dying can still LAUGH about their baldness, but no some rich public high profile cunt who doesn’t want people knowing she’s 60 fucking years old…

Toxic women, doing toxic thing, to powerful men….it’s the real tragedy…especially when they aren’t hot enough to ruin her life ovr…she wasn’t even the hot one on Diffrent World in her 20s, wasn’t even in top 3…doesn’t mean Bill Cosby didn’t diddle her…MAYBE that is where it all went wrong!

Don’t trust the internet, or Hollywood, they are puppets to distract you!

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2022

08

Apr

Bella Hadid Bath of the Day

Interesting…..

As it turns out Bella Hadid doesn’t turn into a Gremlin when she gets wet….

I know she looks like the Wicked Witch of the West, and you’d expect her to melt away squealing like a masturbating donkey….because she looks like a fucking jacked up monster with too much plastic surgery….but instead they pretend the rich troll of Reality TV is a TOP Model….which is some SERIOUS DISINFORMATION….

That’s the funny thing about being a titty blogger for 20 years, I can always spot the people with the marketing teams, gaming the general public into thinking they matter, and I’ve always wondered….WHY people fall for it, can’t they tell a bitch is boring, rich, has zero substance, has zero flavor, zero life experience, lives in a shitty boring bubble, that gets her to exclusive places, but those exclusive places suck because they are filled with rich idiots like her who find the occassional “artist” to bastardize, but for the most part those artists are also rich kids..

Things used to be interesting, this bitch even makes a BATH picture for her whore channel on social media….BORING..

As a pervert, you gotta wonder how a bath pic of a girl marketed as a top model be boring….because she’s a fucking lie…

Any pervert knows, that if a bitch has it, is hot, anything she does, even shitting, since ladies aren’t supposed to shit, becomes hot….while this one fails….nice rubber duckey though, maybe using it as a butt plug would be more on brand for a “poor little rich girl”….

Stop supporting NONSENSE trash like this.

Thanks in advance..

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2022

08

Apr

Feminist Friday of the Day

By this point in modern feminism, we can probably do a pie chart, or a VENN DIAGRAM, or some other nerdy checklist to determine how feminism has improved the lives of women since the inception of feminism…..

I don’t know enough about feminist theory to really have an opinion, but think that in-theory and in-practice are pretty fucking different things.

I am all for equal rights for women and I am well aware that women can be and do anything they want to do outside of sucking dick and being hot….

I felt like they had equal rights when given the right to vote, you know since women have run businesses, been rich, have been matriarchs since the dawn of time…

All that other bullshit they fought for because they felt like they needed respect, was just an attack on the family, because what more respect could you ask for, if you’re held in high esteem at home, where the dad works to bring in the money, so mom can focus on what is important…RAISING THE DAMN KIDS….

The whole “get out into the work force” is the most empty thing a person can do to fulfill their lives…..making money and being independent when you’re just a fucking slave to a corporation instead of one for your family…seems like a dumb trade off…

Now feminism is even dumber, since they still push the same talking points to confuse women into thinking they are second rate, now they are officially trying to destroy women by throwing men dressed like women on women hormones into their established women leagues…and the whole thing is terrible…

But they did get one thing right…BURNING THEM BRAS!

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2022

08

Apr

Romantic Tattoo Appointment of the Day

The things that people do for love…..in these modern times…..of what the fuck is this about…

I don’t know who “M. Negro” is, but it looks like he’s found a lady who loves him….he also seems pretty hungry….

This must be a viral stunt, the clown looking sketch of a tattoo can’t be real…

But it does confirm the world is fucking NUTTY, but you already know that!

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