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2024

08

Jul

Britney Spears Titty in a Silly Dress of the Day

Britney Spears is the American Dream…she’s what every white trash family wants to shit out there cunt in the trailer park they do their meth and watch their soap operas in….because she’s an earner all famous and shit.

I think she’s dead and her handlers are just trolling us or keeping her alive in spirit on the internet, maybe with old content or a body double, The content quality is so shit it’d be easy to fake it.

In today’s Britney’s being marketed as crazy with some hostage content, she posted a video of her tits hanging out of some figure skating dress 5 days ago….then over the last 3 days, she’s posted screenshots of the same video….making for a 5 days of this titty dress in the hostage video and I find it fun because of the tits but more because of the conspiracy around Britney…

Her caption for the vide was:

Pulling off ditzy airhead blonde but I get their attention when I walk ????????? !!! What should my name be … ALICE ??

An Alice in Wonderland reference….something the conspiracy theorists will like because Alice in Wonderland references on a crazy celebrity plant….must mean something, right?

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2024

08

Jul

Rita Ora Takes a Shower to Sell her Shit of the Day

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Unfortunately for some of you, Rita Ora is not selling her actual shit to her shit fetishist fans who want to smear themselves in her shit…not that buying the shit out of context would really be appealing to most shit fetishists, I think the highlight of a shit fetishist, at least from an outsider’s perspective would be seeing the actual shit leave the anus, that way you get to see the fucking anus open up for the shit and you know they’re not just duping you with dog shit or shit they’ve imported from the rivers of INDIA…

Anyway, Rita Ora and her big tits are selling their own direct to consumer brand of products because that’s how you get paid these days, you can be a millionaire or a billionaire with that social media following, so make the choice…

In her shameless self promotion she took the fans into the shower with her, wearing not one but TWO shirts to protect her nipples from being seen, but at least her underwear was jacked up her ass, and that her nips were powerful to break through the layers of oppression she put on them….

Watch Rita Ora Shower for Instagram….or check her out with GIANT PASTIES at some event for CHERYL TWEEDY COLE WHATEVER THE FUCK and her band GIRLS ALOUD on their COMEBACK tour…. CLICK HERE

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2024

08

Jul

Pregnant Nina Agdal on a Yacht in a Bikini of the Day

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I have hated on Nina Agdal since her inception. Her lack of a waist to hip ratio disturbed me when she was being celebrated as a Sports Illustrated Swim model about 14 years ago, back when she was in her mid-20s….

But she was fit and had tits and I guess a decently fit round ass so I could get passed the lack of femininity in her waistline and accept her from the neck down because why the fuck not….she’s a half naked bitch who cares…

When I would make the mistake of looking above the neckline, I’d see nothing but a corky looking motherfucker with DOWNS…

Now, I want to be clear, I fucking love people with Downs Syndrome, they’re some of the kindest, funniest, sweetest creatures around….and if Nina actually had Downs Syndrome, I’d probably love her too.

Since she’s a cunty opportunistic wallet fucker who rode a pretty useless achievement of being an SI SWIM BIKINI model as hard as she did, before landing on Billionaire LOGAN Paul’s dick in Puerto Rico where he tax evades….it’s not a fucking compliment.

She’s breeding her old tired uterus with the sucker billionaire she was able to seduce with her professional seducing of rich people skills she’s developed all these years and I’m sure it’s a good time because the Vine Star turned billionaire probably has a good time doing more than just accidentally dropping his seed in this pregnant sea monster….

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2024

08

Jul

Sydney Sweeney’s Mirror Selfie of the Day

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If you’re too lazy to go onto the instagram app and check in on all your favorite celebrities to see what they post in realtime, because you prefer to see it days after it’s been posted, then you’ve come to the right fucking place.

Big titty Sydney Sweeney who is one of those big set of tits on a small frame that I appreciate so much, knowing that her body will likely catch up to the tits at some point in time, usually after 30, unless she decides to continue starving herself and working out hard, which she probably will, since her career depends on it. I mean, without the tits, where would she really be?

That’s not to say she’s not some talented actress or some genius business woman running her own production company that allows her to afford 20 million dollar houses in the Florida Keys, it’s just to say that no one knows whether she’s a talented actress or not, since they are only watching for the tits.

So without the tits, she probably wouldn’t exist, maybe she’d be working in the industry as some assistant who sucks dick to get higher up the food chain, or maybe she’d be doing low level porn since she’s open to softcore porn even at her level of mainstream celebrity, but it wouldn’t hit the same.

Anyway, she has a brand deal with fashion designer house MIU MIU and she comes out of the woodwork to post her MIU MIU content for money that helps pay for the house….

This month’s deliverable was in the form of a slutty mirror selfie, which one could call lazy production quality, it’s like here’s 6 selfies of my tits, but the mirror selfie is the foundation of nudes and nudes are the foundation of life, or at least OnlyFans….so she’s giving us a level of self produced titty smut as a high level fashion concept or social commentary because she’s famous and her selfies aren’t shameless or attention seeking, but rather ART….

Anyway, the tits are out and that’s the point….so lucky for you, you get your days old celebrity mirror selfie content they posted on social media for the world to see, not something they sent me exclusively and that’s like some sloppy second selfie hotness that’s already been run-through, so let’s relive it again…

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2024

08

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays on a Monday of the Day

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I was too hungover and really too disinterested in turning on the computer on Friday because this is thankless work, but more importantly it doesn’t make me any fucking money and I do it when I have nothing better to do out of habit, psychosis, mental health management…I don’t fucking know, journaling is pretty fucking gay and the fact that I do this is equally gay…in the early days of blogging any dude I’d explain the site to would be like “you post pics of celebs and talk about their tits, I mean that’s pretty gay”….just look at the tits man…LOOK AT THE TITS MAN….you don’t have to make a whole fucking performance piece out of it…

It’s as gay as slam poetry, as gay as experimental dance and the funny thing is, it probably pays a lot worse than both those awful things….

So yeah, fuck updating the site on Fridays in the summer, let’s FRIDAY casual this shit, and post the MOST important post on FRIDAY on Monday when the 5 of you have had 3 days off from me…because ON/OFF FLASHERS are a highlight of the week post, all these girls in clothes then naked….fucking awesome to see them naked, or to SEE how the clothes LIE to us, even though all these girls photoshop themselves and it’s all fucking lies….like when a hooker who won’t kiss you on the mouth tells you that she loves your big dick, or a stripper grabs your cock as the song wraps up so they rook you in for the next one…LIES we can live with..

Here are those flashers….

Posted in:OnOff

2024

08

Jul

Titty Drop Thursday on a Monday of the Day

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I will never forgive myself for not posting the TITTY DROPS on Thursday because it was Independence day and I was spending my day watching titties independently jiggle from the same set of tits, just each having a titty mind of its own because I am a pretty low level degenerate pervert with pretty low expectations and looking at tits jiggle independent of themselves because they are bother their own person even on the same host body….is as pathetic as it is fun!

So here are some digital tit to celebrate the jiggle of tits that I was celebrating at least at a level back when I was supposed to post these…

Posted in:Titty Drop

2024

08

Jul

Heather Graham’s Red White and Blue Bikini of the Day

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I forgot to hit publish on this post last week….alcoholism on a national holiday – fuck yeah.

Heather Graham’s squeezed her old lady body into a red and white bikini for America, at least that’s what I’ve decided it is for, because this is my website and I get to make those kinds of calls and push whatever fake news I want, creating the scandalous rumors like that Graham’s in a red and white bikini for July 4th, when she’s probably NOT even in America since all these rich people run off to Europe with their tits that shouldn’t even be in bikini tops, since it’s Europe..

I prefer pushing rumors that she’s trans, or that she fucks trannies, or that she likes to stick things up her ass at castings….but instead I go soft.

Soft like her body, her old flat ass…and big famous tits we loved in 1999…and despite menopause…still look good to me.

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2024

08

Jul

Irina Shayk’s Foot for the Feet freaks of the day

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Irina Shayk was at one time one of the hottest models to hit the Swimsuit model scene.

She definitely the hottest model from a small Russian town who figured out how to escape that small town for the better life, leaving her family and friends behind, only to walk her way through the mountains to escape communism.

I mean that or she got on a plane since it wasn’t communist anymore and she could move freely into other countries because it was before Russians were banned from other countries.

The point is that she was a hot chick who managed to land one of the biggest soccer players in the history of the world and play his girlfriend for a while, just long enough to get booked at Sports Illustrated, where her real life began.

She’s old now, a mom to Brad Cooper’s baby now, but she’s had a good decade of being a NYC model influencer babe before the full on rot…

She posted a pic of her feet, which is the new “are you a tit man or an ass man”….because “naw man, I’m a foot guy”…

I’ve always known of foot fetishes, but didn’t realize how insanely obsessed with feet the foot fetishist is. There are companies built off foot fetishists and the buying of feet pic from instagram is what desensitized girls to sell nudes on OnlyFans….it all started with the feet….

So here are her feet, or a foot, and I don’t get why that’d be hot to anyone, but I’m not a weirdo foot person, but so many of you are so maybe the foot content will save this enterprise, like when Penthouse went hardcore, or Playboy started using the gutter chicks who had Playboy Bunny tattoos at the local strip club!

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2024

08

Jul

Alexis Sheree is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her post-nouns our SHE/REE…

I may not know anything about this model named Alexis Sheree, which sounds like some kind of cheer that retards would make at a birthday party full of other retards, just shrieking in excitement SHEREEE!!!!

But I do know that SHEREE posts pics in her swimsuits, so she’s one of those kinds of models, that bring us the beach to our phones because we’ve failed at life and they’ve one because they have SHEREE body parts like tits and a vagina squeezed into a bikini….

That’s all we really need to know.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

08

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

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One could argue that motherhood is the primary purpose a woman exists, you know they have a uterus and a period to remind them of their primary purpose every single month, even if a collective have tried to say that their primary purpose isn’t to make babies, that’s just social conditioning by the man who wants the tax dollars, the misery and the destruction of the family unit…

So women should be out there doing their women’s work and women’s purpose of getting naked on the internet….only after they do their original purpose of breeding…because there’s still a market for the nude content even after all their other chores are done.

These are some moms you could argue have gone off course but I argue have taken the right course of action, even if getting naked on the internet is trashy and counterproductive to the whole raising of the child in a healthy environment…the world needs the nudes.

These women are moms and they are naked…they call themselves MILFs and I figure they’re MILF enough to celebrate.