I don’t know if you remember Brad the Jew Lawyer, but he used to help me with this site when I started it. I assume you don’t remember him because you don’t read what I write. I don’t blame you, I don’t read anything on the Internet. Either way, Brad is still my lawyer and we got together last night, because it’s been a while since we last met and because he offered to take me out for dinner. I never turn down an free meal and the chance to get the fuck out of my house.

We got drunk and dinner, so I suggested we go to the strippers, because let’s face it, strippers are my favorite type of humanitarian. People don’t realize that these sluts save marriages by giving men the chance to grab new titty and prevent suicides of losers like you who have never had female attention.

The highlight of the night was when Brad ran into his wife’s 90 year old father and spent the better part of the night trying to not be seen. It’s funny that no matter how old you are, you are always pussy when you see your wife’s dad at a nudie bar. I don’t remember much else other than being drunk, watching some dude give a stripper an erotic massage, seeing 2 dudes who seemed more into each other than into the strippers, seeing a couple who were trying to spice up their sex life, seeing a 400 pound greek dude get down to Bob Sinclair’s Children of the Sky song like he was in Mikanos and one bull dyke and her gas huffing native friends talking about being in the Marines while flexing her arms and staggering. I remember trying to chat up one of the whores outside the club when Brad bummed a cigarette off her, but she wasn’t having it. Her lame boyfriend ripped through the parking lot in his Benz to pick her up. When she got in, he squealed off, proving that he’s the real man and that whores go for guys with money and not guys who are cool.

The night ended when Brad drunk drove us around some area near my stepdaughter’s school. This post isn’t that funny, but I am still dealing with the school shooting. That’s my excuse and I am sticking to it.

Speaking of drunk, here are some pics of the cunt singer of Oasis, Noel Gallagher and his girlfriend Sara Macdonald acting a drunken fool at the NME.com 10 year anniversary party. I always hated Oasis just like I have always hated you. Cuddles.

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There was a shooting at a college in downtown Montreal. That’s the city that I live in. I am watching it on the news right now and I just saw the cops take someone out on a stretcher covered in blood. They say that there were 4 shooters and 6 people shot. I just saw them put a yellow blanket over what looked like a body. They are saying the shooters were dressed in black trench coats and had rifles. This may not be insanity to you, since you are American and you are born with guns – not pacifiers and school shootings seem to be a right of passage, like getting your first blowjob or smoking your first joint. But there is nothing funny about unnecessary violence. I feel sick to my stomach right now, that could be my hangover – but I doubt it. One gunman was shot by the cops, one killed himself and 2 are in custody.

Speaking of unnecessary violence, here are some pictures of Nelly Furtado, who’s music is like a school shooting to my ears….

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Multi-tasking Paris Hilton isn’t only a drunk driver, charity event attendee, reality TV star, porn star, recording artist, perfumerie, night club, chain of boutique hotels, but also a model for her scary tranny friend Amanda Lepore. Speaking of whores. I was coming home late last night and some girl in a BMW was walking into my ghetto building. When she was unlocking the front door she asked me if I knew someone in the building before letting me in, I am guessing she thought I was going to rape her. I said that I had been living there for 6 years with my wife and girls and bitch said that she had been here 3 years and has never seen me. So I said that it was because I wasn’t on a whore’s schedule. The reality of all this is to say that she lives in a ghetto apartment, comes in at 4 am at night, drives a BMW, how could she not be a whore. She wasn’t very good lookin definitely a little fat. I guess she has a BMW because of her work ethic. You know what that means… lots of dick, just like Paris. Cuddles.

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I walked by some dude on a patio arguing with the waiter because he ordered Heineken on draft and they served him Heineken in a bottle and he wanted it draft…. If Heineken knew this site existed that product plug would have made me money. I would have charged at least $10 dollars per reader, so I am lookin at the $25 range….I know you don’t care about how I run my business so I am going to stop now, but I would like to give a big thank you to the guy at the local convenience store I go to. He gave me a dented can of chilli and a jar of Dijon mustard. I don’t know what I am going to do with the mustard but that chilli’s go right to my hips. Here are the links of the day….

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Britney Spears had her baby by C-Section at 2 am last night because she didn’t want to destroy her cunt. She wanted to keep it nice and tight for Kevin’s little yet fertile penis. The last thing she’d want to have to deal with his deadbeat father skills and get no sensation from sex with him….Just because Britney looks like she was left in the woods with a 4 year long supply of cake, doesn’t mean she won’t be hot again…This is what MUNG had to say about it….

I seemed to have stirred up a little controversy yesterday with my post about Anna Nicole Smith’s son dying. I guess suicide isn’t funny to you. It’s funny to me, almost as funny as clowns and black stand-up comedians. Anyways, enough about the suicide shit…I decided to lighten things up today and post something positive because Britney Spears popped another soon-to-be drug and alcohol abuser out of her “beaten-up-catcher-mitt” coochie. For those of you who don’t understand what the fuck I just said… the bitch had another kid. We should all celebrate this fact because she said she is going back to her old self and is going to look hot again. If you ask me, she has a lot of fucking ab crunches and squats to do to get rid of the 4 chins the bitch is sportin’. My guess is that she will never go back to looking the way she used to and will probably continue to pop little children out of her axe wound until she suffers from menopause and realizes that the only reason she was put on this planet was to procreate with a wigger and give birth to future welfare cheque collecting drunken stepfathers. That’s my post, that’s how I roll.

I have attached some pictures of things that I thought resembled what Britney Spears vagina looks before and after giving birth. Just post em’

MUNG

Before:

After:

I think Mung was a little off with the before and after pics. I was a good concepty but if I writing this post I would have dropped some hot pics of teen box, the flowers were all right but real hot teen box gets your point across….as for the after pics, I’d find some post pregnancy pics, I’m talking still in the delivery room, gaping and the most damaged. Maybe I am too literal and Mung’s a fucking poet…

Here are some Madonna Pics Since Her Baby Rocco Was Born in the Same Delivery Room as Britney’s Latest STD….

For More Pictures of Sean Preston Lookin’ Out the Hospital Room GO

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Britney Spears had her baby by C-Section at 2 am last night because she didn’t want to destroy her cunt. She wanted to keep it nice and tight for Kevin’s little yet fertile penis. The last thing she’d want to have to deal with his deadbeat father skills and get no sensation from sex with him….Just because Britney looks like she was left in the woods with a 4 year long supply of cake, doesn’t mean she won’t be hot again…This is what MUNG had to say about it….

I seemed to have stirred up a little controversy yesterday with my post about Anna Nicole Smith’s son dying. I guess suicide isn’t funny to you. It’s funny to me, almost as funny as clowns and black stand-up comedians. Anyways, enough about the suicide shit…I decided to lighten things up today and post something positive because Britney Spears popped another soon-to-be drug and alcohol abuser out of her “beaten-up-catcher-mitt” coochie. For those of you who don’t understand what the fuck I just said… the bitch had another kid. We should all celebrate this fact because she said she is going back to her old self and is going to look hot again. If you ask me, she has a lot of fucking ab crunches and squats to do to get rid of the 4 chins the bitch is sportin’. My guess is that she will never go back to looking the way she used to and will probably continue to pop little children out of her axe wound until she suffers from menopause and realizes that the only reason she was put on this planet was to procreate with a wigger and give birth to future welfare cheque collecting drunken stepfathers. That’s my post, that’s how I roll.

I have attached some pictures of things that I thought resembled what Britney Spears vagina looks before and after giving birth. Just post em’

MUNG

Before:

After:

I think Mung was a little off with the before and after pics. I was a good concepty but if I writing this post I would have dropped some hot pics of teen box, the flowers were all right but real hot teen box gets your point across….as for the after pics, I’d find some post pregnancy pics, I’m talking still in the delivery room, gaping and the most damaged. Maybe I am too literal and Mung’s a fucking poet…

Here are some Madonna Pics Since Her Baby Rocco Was Born in the Same Delivery Room as Britney’s Latest STD….

For More Pictures of Sean Preston Lookin’ Out the Hospital Room GO

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This is proof that all it takes to get posted on my site is for you to walk around in a mesh top with a bra/nipple exposed. I have no idea who this british dirtbag is, but I am guessing she’s semi-famous there because she’s on the paparazzi message boards. Either way, I am keeping with my UK theme of the day from Lohan in London, to Beckham in NYC and some no-name Lady Isabella to this. The site’s going down the sewer, something the British never had until recently, toilets used to be buckets in the corner of their bedroom and that’s all I have to say about that.

On a side-note, I fucking hate the pot smoking culture. You smoke pot, we get it. There’s nothing more obnoxious than head shops, decorative bongs, or people with pictures of themselves with bud on myspace. I have nothing against smoking or drugs and I like to think I encourage all forms of drug use, I just have something against people trying to show it off to come across as being “cool” or because they have nothing going on in their lives. There’s nothing wrong with identifying yourself as a drug user, but when it becomes all you talk about – it gets boring..especially when your stories start of like this “I smoked 8 joints, drank 14 beers and ripped a 40 bag it was so crazy….” I don’t care about how many lines it took you to do whatever it is that you did…I just want to see the pictures of the girls who you got in mesh shirts/showing off their nipples and their bras like this cunt Javine.

If that wasn’t enough post for you, here’s the weirdest stepCOMMENT of the day….

Interesting, but navigation system is a little bit confusing
DonÂ’t walk behind me, I may not lead. DonÂ’t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Take care of it and keep it on the road!
Interesting, but navigation system is a little bit confusing
This is a cool site! Thanks and wish you better luck! Brilliant but simple idea.

Here are some Pot Myspace Profile that I hate:

Miss Hightimes 2006
GO

NORML – National Organization of Reformed Marijuana Laws
GO

420 Bros Make Decorative Bongs
GO

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This is proof that all it takes to get posted on my site is for you to walk around in a mesh top with a bra/nipple exposed. I have no idea who this british dirtbag is, but I am guessing she’s semi-famous there because she’s on the paparazzi message boards. Either way, I am keeping with my UK theme of the day from Lohan in London, to Beckham in NYC and some no-name Lady Isabella to this. The site’s going down the sewer, something the British never had until recently, toilets used to be buckets in the corner of their bedroom and that’s all I have to say about that.

On a side-note, I fucking hate the pot smoking culture. You smoke pot, we get it. There’s nothing more obnoxious than head shops, decorative bongs, or people with pictures of themselves with bud on myspace. I have nothing against smoking or drugs and I like to think I encourage all forms of drug use, I just have something against people trying to show it off to come across as being “cool” or because they have nothing going on in their lives. There’s nothing wrong with identifying yourself as a drug user, but when it becomes all you talk about – it gets boring..especially when your stories start of like this “I smoked 8 joints, drank 14 beers and ripped a 40 bag it was so crazy….” I don’t care about how many lines it took you to do whatever it is that you did…I just want to see the pictures of the girls who you got in mesh shirts/showing off their nipples and their bras like this cunt Javine.

If that wasn’t enough post for you, here’s the weirdest stepCOMMENT of the day….

Interesting, but navigation system is a little bit confusing
Don?t walk behind me, I may not lead. Don?t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Take care of it and keep it on the road!
Interesting, but navigation system is a little bit confusing
This is a cool site! Thanks and wish you better luck! Brilliant but simple idea.

Here are some Pot Myspace Profile that I hate:

Miss Hightimes 2006
GO

NORML – National Organization of Reformed Marijuana Laws
GO

420 Bros Make Decorative Bongs
GO

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So I am posting pictures of some random UK Socialite who was on some UK Reality TV show called Celebrity Love Island. The reason I am posting her pictures are to compliment this amazing email that I got:

Dear Jesus,

I figure you are the only one I can talk to about this as you are the dirtiest motherfucker out there and even you wont judge me for this. Anyway as a kid I never knew my mother she ran off when I was 3 and never told us where she went, So my Dad raised me he was pretty cool and tought me everything I know.

I’ve had this girl that I’ve been fucking for about a year we will call her Annie she is real hot. This girl loves me but she isnt really girlfriend material although I dont think any woman is at this point, a great lay none the less. I have fucked this girl every way you can think of; she is ultra dirty. she lives in the same apartment building as me which makes it even more convenient.

One night I went home and ran into annie in the hall. She was more than willing to have me over. After fucking the life out of her she passed out. I decided to take a look around her place, because I had only been there a few times. We usually hooked up at my place because she had a roomate. Anyway, I went to her vanity and looked at some pictures.

I saw one of her family and moved in for a closer look and there in the picture giving her a big hug was her mother who also happened to be that bitch of whore who looked a lot like my deadbeat mother, I had a double take for a moment but I could never forget what she looked like, I mean she was older but it was definatly her. You can imagine the shock that just came over me at this point. Not only had I found my long lost mother who I have hated for leaving us but I also just fucked the shit out of my sister. As you can imagine I had some conflicting emotions. I picked up my gear and went back to my place to drink myself stupid.

I didnt know what to do about this I felt like a piece of garbage. But in the midst of all that self hatred I was suddenly hit with a fantastic idea. The best idea Ive ever had.

So, the next day I went to see Annie and asked if she wanted to go on a date, she looked confused at first as I had always avoided doing anything with that didnt invole my penis. I swore I was serious she was excited to say the least. A few weeks down the line she brought me to meet her family, Are you starting to catch on, I went into her house I wasnt sure if Mom would recognize me. When I walked in I introduced myself and she looked at me funny, she mentioned that I did look familiar but Im sure she couldnt place it.
As the night went on and I told her family more and more about me and my family Mom screamed out and there was a silence in the room. She looked right at me and asked me my last name. I told her with a big smile, her face dropped but she didnt say anything at that time. Later that night she confronted me in the kitchen. I simply laughed at her and told her if she didnt want her new family to know the truth she would have to pay in the meantime I would break off my relationship with her daughter/my sister haha. she agreed, since then I have paid off all my school loans and bought a new car. Last month I decided she put more hurt on me as a kid so I sent childhood pictures of myself with Mom to her whole family with a letter explaining what had happened.

I knew you the stepfather could appreciate this story.
Vic

See I figured I needed to post pictures of known groups of incestuous people, like the Royal Family and the Jews. I realize now that being a Lady doesn’t make you part of the Royal family – so all this makes really no sense. I hope you read that email. It was a good fucking story by my standards, and I have no standards. Cuddles.

Bonus – Same Bitch at the Airport. Her 5 minutes are up:

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