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2022

11

Apr

Rebecca Black Spits of the Day

There are a few things I don’t understand when it comes to porno, I mean there is a lot of things I don’t understand when it comes to porno, there’s a reason I don’t watch porn and think porn is mindless drivel, basically with the money they made off porn, they could have reinvested it into life changing, amazing content, you know get some real actors sucking dick, make some blockbusters….but instead, the worst people are drawn to porn, basically criminals, drug dealer, loan shark, sketchy, greasy types, and they just care about profit, so if throat fucking clips make the same money, why bother elevating the consciousness of sex, sexuality and PORNOGRAPHY…right….

But yeah, the other thing I don’t understand about porn is the girls who fist their mouths, who make themselves gag, who spit up on themselves….I guess in a way dudes think they are spitting on their cocks, when we don’t need to see the spit…it’s vile….

So here’s Rebecca Black, the viral song before viral songs were a thing, before tiktok was a thing, ignored by an industry because she was a self starter before that was the only thing they invested in….

She’s still living, still existing, making a comeback, possibly because deals were made with the devil industry….and her marketing material is her spitting up on herself like a good little “slut”….or whatever they say in the pornos I don’t watch and I fucking hate it.

Good tits though.

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2022

11

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Here are some women sexualizing the natural function of their titties, unless this is just a demonstration of how milky tits work, but I like to think it’s more to do with sexualizing their now bigger, fuller, milk filled tits because either they are all hormonal, they aren’t happy with the recent attention their baby daddies gave em, or maybe too happy about it and wanting to share the wealth….

It could be some MILKY TIT campaign against FREE THE NIPPLE…

You know some COUNTER PROTESTING, throwing the whole thing under the bus with a “breast feeding our kids isn’t sexual, it’s nature, so let us do it everywhere, which we’re allowed to do based on the Bill of Rights, but we’re not happy with that, we want to make more noise about it, because we are women, activists, hear us roar, down with the patriarchy…..oh and while you’re watching…how about jerking off to our tits.”

I’m into it…what originally started as a joke, has become something I appreciate and support MORE pregnancies, MORE engorged tits, MORE milk….never enough milk, there’s a FOOD shortage and this is how we’re going to survive it…..so BAN abortion clinics and start harvesting that TITTY MILK for the masses to save humanity.

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Posted in:Lactating

2022

11

Apr

Waxing in Little Rock, Arkansas of the Day

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In running a low level “porn” site, that I prefer to call a “pop culture” site, because porn is a huge part of pop culture and I don’t even post porn on here, if anything I just post slutty randoms trying to monetize their shit, which is hardly covering porn, but tell that to google who demonetized me in 2004/2005 and prevented me from making millions of dollars from this site…..I AM WATCHING YOU GOOGLE!

BUT in being a pervert, who runs a perverted pop culture site, there has been a lot of times I’ve dug into the internet to find nudity in the mainstream….

From Birthing Videos, to gynecological exams, to nudism, to labia reduction surgery, there are a few ways to get the pussy on the internet and have it considered SFW.

I used to try to find “waxing” videos back when all girls were waxing themselves, only to angrily stare at their bushes being brutally murdered, because I am a bush advocate and always have been….long before the site existed.

It was pretty impossible back in the day, people were modest, they kept their bald pussies to themselves and the people they sexted, estheticians wouldn’t even let me loiter in their waxing facilities to converse or interview the ladies before the bush slaughter…and they definitely didn’t take my applications to work at the waxing facility for the pussy, or to talk girls into keeping their push, while looking at their cunts seriously….

There’s not nearly enough CUNT in this, but it’s pretty interesting to see that it’s a new dawn, a new day, today is the first day of the rest of your life and theres an instagram account, probably many, but today is just this one….dedicated to the pussy hair removal in Little Rock, Arkansas….and I can’t confirm or deny whether this account is run by Bill Clinton’s, but geographically, it could be!

They call it: KAYA ESTHETICS

Posted in:Bikini Wax

2022

11

Apr

Ass in Shorts at the Gym and Other TikThots of the Day

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Gym Poses

STRETCH!

Night Shirt Removal

Titty Fitness

Sweatshirt to Slut Shirt

Casually Showing off her Outfit

Posted in:TIKTHOT

2022

11

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you want to trigger someone who spent the last 4 days watching the Master’s Golf bullshit, which I can only assume is some of the most tediously boring shit to air on TV, because Golf may be fun for some Yuppie pinheads to play with each other instead of taking a meeting in the conference room as they climb that corporate ladder lining their pockets at the expense of the citizens in the name of capitalism….

But yeah, if you want to trigger them, tell them “the audience you see on TV are extras”….the “golf players” are hire actors…..the “golf ball” is put in with CGI, and like all sports and SPACE, it’s a fucking lie, to keep you watching TV for 4 days.

They don’t like you questioning the authenticity of anything on TV, even though we can make instagram filters that turn pig women and asian men into HOT influencers…and they aren’t even expensive to make..

IMAGINE what the billion dollar media networks making this content, selling it to advertisers, MONETIZING the shit have available to them on a CGI level….probably a lot.

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2022

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The propaganda is fucking deep..but you probably alreay know that…I guess you just have to remember that most of this shit only lives on the internet and is not actual real life…most people are still reasonable people….they’ve just been confused into letting Degeneracy become the baseline moral code for a society even if it doesn’t reflect those of our society….appeasing to the loudest voices that are people who you wouldn’t even notice at the mall, sitting all alone in the food court sad…..and alone…..so fighting with these losers is a waste of energy….

That said, I got onto the wrong feed and from the Kardashian Jenner West smut, to the Jimmy Kimmel smut, to the Russia /UKraine SMUT, to the Sixth Wave Mask Mandate COVID smut, to the transgender narrative smut, it is an endless stream of garbage lies…that people don’t just believe, but become foot soldiers to perpetuate the nonsense…

However, I keep seeing more people surfacing as “this is some bullshit”…I’m talking triple vaxxed people, and not even those with dibilitating issues from the vaccine….just normal people who went along with it are like “fuck that”…so there is hope in this internet based reality…

I blame the internet and anti depressants but mainly the internet…..but I think Elon Musk is the Anti-Christ……but luckily they’ve dialled back on the mind control…and people are STARTING to be more reasonable….it won’t last but enjoy it while it is here.

Get off the internet….

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Deputy Gets Stabbed During Lady’s Arrest
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Pretty Girls Make the World Go Round
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Hot Mom on TikTok Gets Hate for her Post Pregnancy Body
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Addison Rae Bikinis
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Colin Kaepernick Releases Children’s Book
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Car Jacking Victims Fought Back
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Jenn Sterger Calls Out the NFL for Paying Tribute to Brett Favre and Not Mentioning His Season With the Jets
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Tensions Were High in Washington After Mets Star Pete Alonso Took a 95 MPH Fastball Up and In
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Mira Sorvino Has Seen a UFO
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Insane Bed Bug Infestation
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Aaron Judge Turned Down Massive Extension With the Yankees
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Mac Jones Simping on His Girlfriend’s Instagram Bikini Pic
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2022

08

Apr

Jessica Simpson Bikini of the Day

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The above picture is Jessica Simpson, the billionaire walmart brand owner, who was selling shitty fucking products to shitty fucking people before every celeb was doing it on instagram – CUT OUT THE MIDDLE MAN…..

So yeah, the above picture is a little “Weight Watchers has paid me millions to be fit”….a little “Britney Spears is doing nude bikini content, better bring out the big guns, to revive this 25 year rivalry of who is better tits”…a little “shameless milf who found pilates and still has tits”…..a little “what kind of shit did she do to her mouth / face she looks like a leprechaun or THE LEPRECHAUN…and I’m into it

The below picture is her when she was drinking…so when she’s sober, she looks like the top pic, when she’s drinking and sloth-like she looks like Louie Anderson with Down’s Syndrom…reminding women to only drink on dates to be socially lubricate them and make them easier to fuck…cuz that shit will destroy you…

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Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2022

08

Apr

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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MANDATE THE ON/OFF!

That’s all I gotta say about that, because I love the ON/OFF….

Seeing the nude version of a clothed girl, makes the girl all the more authentic…

It is the authentication process we need in a world of fake everything…not that these are unedited, unfiltered, and could be a lie…but at least you know the general idea of their nudity, like the coloring of the nips….

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Posted in:OnOff

2022

08

Apr

Joey King Underboob of the Day

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Joey King doing ILLUMINATI things which I always wonder whether the celebrities involved know they are doing satanic symbolism, like KNOWN satanic symbolism, when the photographer or creative director gets them to a shoot….they’d be pretty dumb to NOT know it’s a satanic symbol at this point in the game it’s pretty mainstream knowledge…so I guess she’s doing it as a tribute to her GOD, who has given her this life, as a child star celebrity….

Maybe this is part of the transitioning from child star to “I have tits, I’m dead on the inside”….ritual…

I’m not in their club, so I just stare at the tits, not caring about any of these idiots or what demonic forces they channel to make SHITTY fucking movies…

They are paid puppets, owned by the industry, shells of humans, so get to the tits, focus on the tits, they are tits.

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Posted in:Joey King

2022

08

Apr

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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All you hunter and gatherers out there…you preppers prepping for the impending recession the likes of which you’ve never seen….with inflation the likes of which you’ve never seen….and an economic collapse of currency that isn’t backed by gold, but rather just debt, so they keep printing and printing more and more of it, making it more and more worthless…..a collapse that will totally destroy your way of life, everything you’ve ever known about life…

Be sure to stock up on FISHNETS, to hunt and trap and FISH for food, or pussy…or to make yourself pretty when you have no internet porn after they turn off the internet…because they will….and you’ll have to make the slut out of yourself, things get weird in the bunker….and you’re already weird…so…there.

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