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2022

30

Jun

Dua Lipa Upskirt of the Day

Dua Lipa’s on stage, so her white panties are probably not the cotton full backs that turn on the perverts looking for a wholeseome bitch in this era of whores, but if she’s a whore, in the cotton panties, to play the role of the wholeseome bitch in the era of whores, it’s almost the same thing, it just may smell worst or leave weirder stains from the cunt drippings…you know mileage without an oil change can make some weird goops…GWYNETH PALTROW…

I don’t know the sexual history of DUA LIPA’s vagina or asshole, but she is on stae with those sturdy legs that are surprisingly not cellulite ridden because they look meaty, which is a good thing, maybe the reason she’s a top popstar I guess…

It would be more interested in knowing more about her sexual history and the things she has put and continues to put her ass than knowing she’s a pop star who has TikTok hits..but you can’t have it all people….YOU CAN’T HAVE IT ALL!

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2022

30

Jun

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

Half dead, chronically ill, quad vaccinated, freaky genetic condition that reminds me of a little primordial dwarfism that made her look like a weak 90 year old back when she was a teen on TV….SARAH HYLAND….who may or may not be retired, we don’t give a fuck about her in these parts to bother finding out what she’s been doing since her long running, high paying, sitcom career…has slowly, like other girls, been morphing into a slutty version of herself…

It’s like we live in an alternate timeline or dimension, that sort of got sprung on us when we were least expecting it, because these boring, normie, girls you probably sexualized since they were on TV are now doing the low level IG slut shamelessness we’ve all seen OTHER ladies who are trying to make it pull off for the last decade…

So this awkward, double kidney transplant surviving freaky looking midget troll you likely never jerked off to, is trying to get you to jerk off to her, even though she’s got all the money, celebrity she needs, it’s not enough….

So she’s out here in the “on your knees, whilst the knees are spread, in a bikini” pose, which is a pretty fucking racy pose when it comes to the bikini model pose formations….this would have been one of those pics you take of your gf to jerk off to at a later date back in the day, not a “hey internet fans, check out my spread cunt bikini pose”….but I guess when you come face to face with death, you know, time is limited, get those titties out…because cumming is all that matters…

The funny thing would be knowing how many pics it took to capture her perfect on her knees bikini pose….probably 250….CAMERA ROLL SCREENSHOT NOW.

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2022

30

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

Since girls don’t shit according to everything I’ve ever been told about girls when they go to the bathroom….. except for my wife when she makes me clean up after her very abusive, disgusting, disturbing bathroom experiences but she’s hardly a girl…

But yeah, since girls don’t shit, at least the girls I want to fuck, the whole thong not covering the dirty post-shit asshole to protect the pants, and the people around them from the shit smells, like underwear is supposed to do is totally fine….

Since the asshole, on girls I want to fuck is a sexual orifice I want in my mouth, the thong just makes that asshole more accessible, which is what you want, whether you believe the asshole is the window to the soul or not….

So here are some girls showing asshole in the most modest way possible, because they still got their panties on…..respectable behavior requires respectable staring at the asshole behind thong…

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2022

30

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Topless of the Day

Candice Swanepoel got her model implants taken out, so she’s basically flat chested now, but as a tiny tit lover, I’m into staring at the bottom quadrant of her nipple i some over the top, lame posed, fashion photoshoot that’s so theatrical it’s a fucking joke….all black and white, all serious and intense, like the photographer told her to to think about the slaves in Africa that used to work for her family farm on the day they were told slavary was illegal….you know SADNESS….distress….all while being topless on a roof like a homeless guy who found a fire escape to climb up to a safe spot to camp out behind the water resevoir….nothing says hot like roof top nudity…especially when it’s an old weathered lingerie model.

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2022

30

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

LET THE TITTIES DROP…..

SO I CAN PICK THEM UP WITH MY MOUTH….

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2022

30

Jun

Carmen Electra Tits of the Day

I didn’t know that Carmen Electra was on Only Fans reliving the glory days of Playboy, when people hired and paid her to be a naked fake titty whore, rather than her going out there and being a self starter about it….

I guess she’s trying to play the whole geriatric angle of life as a hot chick from the 90s has been good, so let’s not ever give it up….even in her 50s and I guess for some people who like the whore at the end of the gangbang, that’s exciting….

I’m more into being first in line at the gangbang, or even being with the girl years before she ends up deciding to do the gangbang, you know when she’s wholesome and less destroyed on a spiritual level….only to jerk off to her in her gangbang all those years later after everything’s gone wrong.

I am not against rich whores who made it in the 90s still trying after years of being forgotten, even if I find it pretty pathetic…..easy money is too tempting to say no to when you’re a career whore, so pull them bolt on titties out like you’re still under 30, when you are in no way, shape or form looking anything like you did when you were under 30…

No plaster, filler, filters and CGI post production video effects will ever bring her back and anyone paying to see her tits, instead of googling them at her prime, is a fucking weirdo. THERE IS AN INTERNET ARCHIVE FOR A REASON freaks.

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Posted in:Carmen Electra

2022

30

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Tanlines have been a bit of a fetish, not really a fetish because I don’t actually care about whether a bitch has talines or not, but let’s call them an interest, since the first stripclub I went to when I was 12 years old…..

This old, leathery bitch, since it was the daytime shift, was sitting at the bar chain smoking with her tits out, all toothless and affordable and I was fascinated by how her bikini left a mark on the bare tits and since that day on, I’ve been fascinated by the tanline, whether it’s accidental from an all inclusive beach vacation with too much sun, or by design because they plan what to stencil the tanline with before being hosed down with skin staining chemicals….because the tanline, all summery, living that beach life even in the depths of the city….highlights the goods….in case you needed to be reminded where the bikini went well looking at the bare tits and ass….

It’s like one of those “this is how to use gmail” when they reformat gmail but way less nerdy…..arrows pointing where they need to be pointed so you don’t get lost…but the TITTY version…so much better.

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2022

30

Jun

Slutty Mom and Daughter Duo and Other Videos of the Day

Gymnast Shit

Booty in Jeans

Cowgirl Dance

Army Bitches

Titty Dance

Sluts

Some “Mommy I need some Milk”…

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

30

Jun

Start Your Day with Wedgie Girls of the Day

I am going to assume that this is some porn fetish video for some weird fucks out there who are really into giving, getting, or watching girls get wedgies….you know like the asshole bully who doesn’t discriminate between nerdy boys and the hot chick in the class, realizing the giving the hot chick in the class a wedgie is something you can jerk off to, while the hot girl getting the wedgie realizes how good a wedgie can feel after you get over the rope burn part of the experience and fully embrace the whole bodyweight pressing against the clit…..

But ultimately, it’s hilarious, fetish or not, somthing we definitely need to normalize in society, so that we can go up to strangers and wedgie them, in what I call the modern hello.

Posted in:Videos

2022

30

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with digital antenna TV that is free when you only get one channel is that when bored, drunk, high and eating your nightly snacks, the only thing to watch on that one channel is Stephen Colbert…..which happened in my wild life last night….

The entire show, or at least what I could stomach of the show was anti-trump jokes….2 years after dude was president….an entire late night show, including conversations with his guest, were anti-Trump….in a maybe you should get over the only thing that got you views…you freak…it’s been years…move on…

He also did a weird anti Jesus storyline that made no sense to me, about a Coach who made his team pray, like that’s a bad or abnormal thing, which was pretty out of context considering there are 1000s of other more relevant stories…before ending his bit with a Satanic Cheerleader bit that shouted out the devil….

So I’m here calling Hollywood satanic, they are putting their symbolism in everything, and the one time I watch this motherfucker, he’s making jokes about Satan….why…because they are satanists who hate Jesus….obviously..in their minds they are GODS….

I guess the good news is he wasn’t shilling or being a shill for the vaccine that caused at least 76,000 injuries in Australia, that the government is compensating them for…..because it was EXPERIMENTAL and DANGEROUS….but that didn’t stop this demon from doing a song and dance about it like a freak…..

And you gotta wonder if he’s so narcissistic that he goes home at night patting himself on the back thinking “good show” or “good jokes” or “that was really funny banter”….or does he fucking hate himself for being the sell out trash that he is….I guess we’ll never know….but his wife probably wants to kill herself, but the money to buy her all the shit to distract herself from how fucking embarrassing and bought her gay husband is…a monster.

BUT the concern is that people watch this show, they pretend to laugh at his bad jokes, or they don’t know better, and he continues to get paid….that is an attack on Freedom, on the people who don’t know better, exposed to his propaganda….or distorted version of the truth because they own him…..or at the very least terrible comedy presented as good top tier comedy….which I would argue all comedy is, since comedy is one of the lamest forms of entertainment around…a bunch of losers crafting jokes because they think they are funny…painful….like these stepLINKS….

Christina Aguilera in Harper’s Bazaar Vietnam
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Paul George Marries Former Stripper Turned Fiancee
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THE RESORT gets a Trailer
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Tom Brady helps Jamie Foxx un-retire superstar Cameron Diaz after 8-year-long hiatus
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William Shatner Releases Documentary on Himself
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WOODEN ESCALATOR
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The Fish that Eats Birds
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Sparrow Thinks he’s a dog
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Woman Tries To Rope Swing Her Way Into A Pond, Ends Up Faceplanting The Ground!
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CAM SLUTS!
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