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2022

05

May

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Titty Drops are one of the most fun games you should play if you are a girl with tits, I mean even if you’re a dude with tits, it’s a party trick you can pull out to get everyone involved in the titty drop, sometimes the best form of manipulating a girl to make her titties drop, is doing it yourself and challenging her, girls aren’t necessarily simple minded or easy to manipulate, since they are the ones doing most of the manipulating, but they are pretty easy to trick into doing things like showing her tits because deep in her soul…..she wants you to see her tits….it’s some animal brain shit.

If you’re not a social person, maybe scared of covid, maybe ugly trolls living in hiding, maybe agoraphobic because it is scary out there..maybe socially awkward with a stale cum stink….that girls are creeped out by….so instigating the titty drop is not in your cards…

You’ll be glad to know that there are a bunch of girls on the internet doing this challenge harder than changing their profile pic from UKRAINE to ABORTION….because deep down they all want you seeing their tits, and probably think they have the best tits, like they think they give the best head, cuz when giving head, they always get complimented, not realizing that every dude thinks any head is the best head at the time he’s getting head…it’s only when getting together with his TOXIC MASCULINE friends to discuss who gives the actual best head through a complex rating system similar to their FANTASY sports tracking….

POINT IS….SHOW ME THE TITTIES!

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2022

05

May

Gigi Hadid Lace Pants of the Day

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Gigi Hadid, who is responsible for Bella Hadid being a top model, has emerged from her obscurity after deciding to quit her bullshit model career that she definitely didn’t deserve, but like her sister, was bought and thanks to a fanbase pushed sales to the brands who paid her, so they were like “whatever, make her a top model, she makes us momey”….but yeah, she stepped away from it for her sister to move in, while she went and bred with a One Direction member who came in her at least once, only to split up recently…..and pull the same stunts all recently dumbed bitches do….gettin’ slutty.

So the young mom, who has been cummed in to fruition, now single, has decided to hit the scene with stripper gear, that’s probably high fashion stripper gear, but still stripper gear, and the fact stripper gear is trendy enough for high fashion to make super expensive versions of it is silly in itself, just buy the stripper gear trick.

Her look is that of a Russian sex worker, but not the kind you dream of from Back Pages or instagram, you know thee hot ones….more like one who was imported, turned out to be crazy, and was released into the wild of a new country, where she found cocaine and sugar daddies to cycle through, but not private jet Sugar Daddies…more the kind that take them to subway or who buys them 400 dollars of Victoria’s Secret to fuck them in.

I don’t find her hot, I do find her creepy, and damaged, and not even because I know her vagina is…..after birthing, they’re never the same….but because she looks rough as fuck to me but what do I know….I’m posting this for the stripper outfits.

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2022

05

May

Dua Lipa Bodysuit of the Day

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I think all celebrities are bullshit, I think anyone who has any views is a fucking puppet slave to the man, but I guess that could just be because as a talentless hack I have no views, and feel like other people who I consider talentless hacks should also have no views, so you know where I’m coming from when I call these people scams.

I don’t believe things go viral organically, I do think that the internet is easy to manipulate when you have some money, and sure, some people may have slipped through the system and made it on their own, but at a certain point they all sell out.

So DUA LIPA who claims to be a plus sized model from the UK….and ALBANIAN REFUGEE from thee 90s war in Bosnia…..just so happened to be a singer, so she launched a youtube like the millions of other girls out there…but her youtube was just that much more substantial that she got a lucrative record deal and now she’s a pop icon, every song viral, tons of money being made…it’s a little convenient.

The good news is that fake or contrived origin story, shitty music, trending lame ass popstar or not, Dua Lipa has titties and wears stripper looking outfits because society is cheap slutty trashy, because you make as much money being low quality and lazy, so why bother trying to do good.

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2022

05

May

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking, if a lady wants a contrast on her skin, it should be from your orgasm splatter, which is precisely why no one is asking for your orgasm splatter, you’re creepy….even your mom thinks your orgasm splatter is disturbing when when she sees it all over your bedroom wall when she’s cleaning your room while you’re playing videogames…..and she’s your fucking mom…..these random babes didn’t birth you and don’t see your value…..you can really only blame yourself.

I, on the other hand, think a good tanline on a lady’s skin, giving a nice contrast between what has been sunkissed or sprayed down with cancer causing chemicals all for the sake of vanity, is perfectly fun without orgasm splatter….it highlights the good parts, makes me think they are active and adventurous in bikini or skimpy underwear, and I write romantic storylines around their tanlines…because romance isn’t dead just because they’ve shoved throat fucking porn down your throat all these years…or maybe it is, but at least the throat fucking porn has made girls think “I’ll post my tanlines, it’s not like I’m posting throat fucking porn” and I like that approach.

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2022

05

May

Almost Loses her Shirt and Other Videos of the Day

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Big Titty Head Scarf Dance

Butt Shorts

Slutty Velma

Yoga in the Mirror

Talking to her Vagina!

BikinI Bod

Tight Dress

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2022

05

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Bitches they lie. I’ve been accused of rape at least once and I was hardly doing any raping….I’m too lazy for that, but all this revisionist history where they are either drunk, on roofies, blacked out but super into the good times we’re having…only to regret it weeks, months or years later….after finding GOD or getting their shit together or thinking “Dressing up like a tortoise while he dressed up like an industrialist on an African Safari in the late 1800s is weird and I don’t like full hands in my ass”…..BORING.

I have no self respect and clearly hate myself because I have the Amber Heard testimony live-streaming in the background and I’m not even jerking off to her serious lesbian storyline…

I do not actually giving a shit about any of this. I know it’s fucking staged lies, but here I am watching it….

I’m not a lawyer but I have pretended to be one a few times when paparazzi agencies used to try to sue me…but I probably could be since all lawyers seem to be fucking idiots…..HEAR SAY.

But this all seems a little theatrical for a defamation Case, do they really go through everyone’s feelings and every detail of every dumb fight these dumb people had over an article….it is all scripted badly acted performance bullshit but even if the testimony is real which I doubt….

These are all terrible people, but a manipulative Texas trash slut who climbed the ranks of Hollywood to the top of the food chain…probably by design…crying about her big mean millionaire famous husband being drunk…..pathetic….I’d say “KNOW YOUR ROLE” so she likely knows her role..THIS IS PERFORMANCE!

Fuck both these fucking idiots for wasting all our time an distracting us from living out our own dreams…I want a Johnny Depp private island and a Johnny Depp yacht he sold to JK Rowling christened “Trannies aren’t Real”…

Here are some morning Links…

Bella Hadid’s Boyfriend Gets her Butt Shot
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Hot Model Anna in the Park in Panties
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Lewis Hamilton Spotting Leaving a Club With Two Mystery Ladies
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Granny Lost Control
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Timelapse of Hair and Beard Growing Out?
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The Shining Axe Sells at Auction
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Why is Gas So Expensive
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Tribute To ESPN’s Scott Van Pelt’s Dog, Otis!
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Man Turns His Ferrero Rocher Box Into A Terrarium For His Pet Spider
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Camper Trailer Becomes The Latest Victim To The 11foot8+8 Bridge!
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Cam Sluts Are the Best Sluts
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2022

04

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I watched the Amber Heard testimony and unfortunately, I’m back on Team Johnny and NOT BY CHOICE, I really wanted to side with her despite knowing she’s a total psychopath manipulating and I know DEPP is also a psychopath, all rich famous narcissist celebs probably are but you know BELIEVE ALL WOMEN, especially hot chicks…but GET TO THE FUCKING POINT RETARD….

They are ALL actors, no one should give a shit, it is clickbait, all lies, way too publicized to be legit…..they are fucking with us, I took the bait….

I blame my toxic masculinity even though knowing anything about this shit is pretty queer or teen girl from the 90s….and not toxic masculinity at all!

Here are some stepLINKS..

Holly Madison’s Star Wars Outfit for May the 4th
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Sydney Sweeney’s Busty on TV
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Carmella Rose is Hot in Underwear
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Benedict Cumberbatch loved challenging himself with different versions of Doctor Strange
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Paulina Gretzky Thonged in the Bahamas
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The Shining Axe Sells at Auction
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Daniel Radcliffe as Weird Al Trailer
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Alyssa Lynch Lounging in Bikini
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Hump Day Hotties!
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Jessie James Decker Jumps on Bet in Underwear
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Chappelle Attacker Charged
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20 Pictures That Will Make You Nostalgic For the Nineties
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Emily Sears for Maxim
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Paige VanZant in a Thong in the Arcade
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Funny Touching Hands On Escalators Prank!
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Reporters Asking Amber Heard if she Shit the Bed
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Big F1 Crash
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Dangerous Road
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Iggy Azalea Twerks
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Madison Bumgarner Gets Tossed One Inning Into Start After Hand Checked for Sticky Stuff
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Guinness World Record For The Oldest Person On Earth!
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Ants VS Hot Sauce
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Awesome Moments Caught on Camera
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Man Almost Loses Umbrella
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Bebe Rexha’s Skimpy Swimwear
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Steve Kerr Crying About Dillon Brooks’ Dirty Play is Unintentionally Hilarious
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Rabbit Finds Itself Some Nice Dinner At Walmart!
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How they Made the Sounds for HALO
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Topless Model at Golden Hour
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Pianist Woes Everyone With His Moonlight Sonata Dubstep Remix!
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Trusting Giant Moth
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Cubs Fans Fight Each Other in the Bleachers at Wrigley
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Hot Model Alexandra
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Swimsuit Sale!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Ashley Benson Tight Pants
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Lucy Hale Sports Bra Dog Walker
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Madison Beer Slutty Enough Top
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Jojo On Stage
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Teri Hatcher Big Tits
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Kendall Jenner Leaves Medical Plaza with her Dog
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Hayley Atwell Cleavage
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Sydney Sweeney’s Big Tits on Late Night
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Sammi Hanratty Cleavage
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In Case You Missed It – Met Gala Pussy in All the Met Gala Glory
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From stepSMUT!!

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Psycho Dildo
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After Dinner Mint Alternative Butt Plug!
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Big Titty Run
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Nerdy Dildo
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Hot Overdose Girl
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Restaurant Flasher
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Panty Wetter
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MashUp Madness
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Showing the Boobs…
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Wake Up Call
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18 People Having a Shitty Day
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Dark Nipples
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After Sex Vagina
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Quickie Dick Before Class
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Angry Lesbian
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Paranormal Crackhead Shit
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Masturbating by the Window
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Titty Tuesday!
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Unfurl
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Naked Vintage Shoot
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Morning Asshole
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Rainbow Dildo
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Dildo Riding on Knees
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Laura in Purple Lingerie
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Dildo Riding
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Amateur Fucker….
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BRA FUCKER
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Creampie Sex and TikTok Dance
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Wand Time!
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Toothbrush Fucker
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Big Rubber
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Getting Messy
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Pussy Show
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Hot Lesbian Sex
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2022

04

May

Dua Lipa Getting her Titties Grabbed of the Day

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Dua Lipa is one of the biggest popstars around, not that that means much more than bitch gets fucking paid, which to this generation is all they care about, monetize your life….or die….or don’t matter….or don’t get taken seriously, because people only like associating with people who get paid…it’s all pretty gross, but in hindsight, a better strategy to get private jets, yachts and private islands….than running a blog no one sees.

I am convinced that nothing goes viral organically, and I am not just saying that because I’ve never gone viral, I don’t think I deserve to go viral, or should have private jets, islands and yachts….I am just saying that the system is rigged, the people who are where they are is because other people wanted them there, maybe DUA is famous from youtube, or maybe that’s just how they launched her to pretend she’s just famous from Youtube…

I guess none of that matters when looking at pics of her trashy ass that pollutes the mind of the young getting her tits grabbed because hollywood is like hipster trash of the 2005s….no longer some glamourous thing….JUST CLICKBAIT TIL WE DIE.

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2022

04

May

Minka Kelly’s Cleavage of the Day

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Minka Kelly is a 42 year old set of tits from who the fuck cares, I don’t know why she’s famous, you may know why she’s famous, I only know that Trevor Noah fucks her, and since I think he’s the absolute worse, at least he was the absolute worse for two years before they decided to rebrand his shitty comedy to be a little less woke and typical, and a little more self aware and critical, not that this is a Trevor Noah comedy analysis, I know nothing about comedy…it’s just saying that he hosted the Grammy’s mid pandemic and he was a fucking COVID puppet pushing the agenda, then last week he hosted some Biden event where he made fun of everyone there for being hypocrites, but when we needed him to stand up most, he remained the puppet he is, that’s why he makes the big bucks and gets to fuck menopausal babes like Minka Kelly and her rockin’ tits.

I googled Minka Kelly and it turns out she’s love child from an Aerosmith guitarist, not raised by him, just raised by a mom clever enough to let Aerosmith cum in her, and we’ll assume by this titty content that Minka learned some of her mom’s slutty tricks and I like tits even when they are in their 40s….SOMETIMES….including this time.

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2022

04

May

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay fit motherfuckers!

I know that people are all back on the abortion kick because social media and the media are an echo chamber from hell to keep us all unhappy and in their trance…TURNING OFF THE INTERNET would do us all good, except maybe this site, since it needs the internet to exist, but no one would notice it was gone and I figure it’s a good sacrifice for the benefit of humanity as a whole, since I’m planning to stop updating eventually, it’s just a waste of time…but that’s another story.

This story is about health and wellness, my body my choice, trust the science, get an experimental shot with a donut….COVID propaganda that lead to COVID protocol that will probably make a fucking comeback in the fall, possibly in ways we don’t even understand….so more disgusting half dead looking fat people can scream at us about our health…

As a fat person, I don’t identify as those preachy fat people, but rather one who knows people should be fit in order to be healthy, fit in order to be hot, fit to have the best possible life, so if you do anything for your health and wellness…get fit..while I eat chips and cake from the sideline and watch…..

As a fat person, I believe you should feel shame in being fat, and that these fitness bitches are pornographic, especially in an era where there are so many fatties pretending to be hot, even though fitness means they’ll likely live longer, so not a great long term strategy if you’re favorite break-up is when the bitch your with dies off on you gifting you freedom and some of their assets….MOOCH RIGHT IF YOU ARE GOING TO MOOCH AT ALL.

All this to say, I like fit bitches.

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