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2022

May

Nicole Scherzinger Does the Splits of the Day

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I’ve been saying that Nicole Scherzinger was potentially born with a penis, before becoming a Vegas showgirl they recruited to exploit burlesque and the art of striptease on the mainstream….while strippers were out there sucking dick and leaving shit stains on the pants of random johns while these twats were making millions, sure they had the organization of being an LA dance troop, and they had shitty songs that people of the world paid money to see sung….but it was ALL on the back of actual stripper…..some modern day slavery shit

I am not convinced the hard body is not born with a penis, but when underwater in some really fucking nice looking place, you can’t see the balls so good enough.

I guess I’m just a sucker for half naked bitches doing athletic shit like the splits….and can see past them being 45 and possibly a dude.

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2022

May

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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It’s FRIDAY….

So let’s go into the weekend looking at girls in period panties to celebrate female empowerment bullshit, where you know some of these girls are posting their granny panties to the internet as some sort of activism or protest.

I don’t know if girls actually try to intellectualize or protest the patriarchy by wearing relationship, throw in the towel,bleeding from the cunt, it’s the pandemic aftermath and we’re lazy, so here’s comfy pants to give the paying SIMPS the girlfriend experience….

But they probably do.

Luckily, we let the bitches talk their shit, so long as we get to see them being sluts on the internet….and posting your underwear on the internet is slutty. FUN.

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2022

May

Candace Owens is a Bit of an Idiot of the Day

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I like Candace Owens, she’s got good energy and I typically like the things she says, which doesn’t mean she’s not some attention seeking opportunist, they all are…they all are addicted to the fans, the celebrity and that’s what keeps them delivering their opinions…it’s like when you see a VAN LIFE girl, or a CABIN LIFE girl, or a BOAT PERSON, not the Viet kind….with their YOUTUBE channel, some of these people are 10 years into living in a van, making millions and have no choice but to LIVE in the van….if they get a beach house compound…they need to pretend they still live in the van full time for the fans…to keep the money train coming.

I guess it’s like rockstars sticking to the same songs, whores sticking to the same strategy, when you find something that works….you just fucking run with it, unless you’re me, and you run with something that doesn’t work to KEEP it real…NO SELLING OUT HERE.

You can just never trust how Authentic a motherfucker is…..

But when I saw this tweet based on RAY J coming out saying that the Kim K sex tape was a set up, while she still tries to play victim as a storyline in her show….”Oh the kids heard there’s more sex tapes out there”….or some nonsnse….I get pretty fucking annoyed..

First, who cares about the kardashians, stop giving them attention, they are disgusting and evil humans who represent all that is wrong in the world.

More importantly, WE ALL KNOW THE SEX TAPES were staged, so Canadace saying shit like Kim K being a victim just annoys me.

Anyone who think Kim K didn’t set up her sex tape doesn’t understand the porn industry or the laws around producing porn.

There is no way VIVID wasn’t doing everything by the book.

I even think they had the Ryan Secrest (America’s Sweetheart) show lined up before the sex tape, because they did have a high powered publicist to diffuse the shit.

IT WAS A SET UP BRUV and it is the launchpad that made them billions of dollars because it cast all you dumb ass motherfuckers under their witchcraft spell…

More interestingly, it was designed by her stage mom….so if you buy into anything Kardashian, you’re a fool….

The only thing to wonder about the Kardashians is whether Pete is her handler or if she’s Pete’s handler, since Pete was obviously bred for whatever it is he’s doing, his origin story lost me with “father died in 9/11″….

They are bullshit, garbage people and we are the victims.

I was on the frontlines of the internet the day this shit dropped so many years ago, VIVID actually gave me “Exclusive Clips” to push it…..so Kim K and I are basically business partners…innit.

A whore is a whore is a fucking whore.

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2022

May

Amber Heard Snorting on the Stand of the Day

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Some say it’s cocaine, others say it’s MDMA, some say it’s Aderall, I saw it’s AIDS medication from being a homo….or maybe it’s black pepper to help her get some actual tears out…you know tricks of the THESPIAN trade…

Maybe it’s dried up and powedered ELON MUSH cum, for that NEUROLINK MRNA LIFEFORCE he keeps pushing because he’s the fucking anti-christ or just an evil narcissistic billionaire who thinks he’s special for being first to a few things….he ain’t brilliant, you groupie fuck society.

Whatever it is, both parties and probably both legal teams are hired by the same producer…..for this bullshit trail…that they are presenting as real…

The only thing real about it is that it’s a real distraction.

They are actors…

Has anyone googled the lawyers and judge to see if they are members of SAG too?

ACTORS…man, they’re job is to deceive, lie and manipulate your emotions, even they aren’t very good at it.

So don’t be team Johnny or Team Amber, hate both those rich, entitled fucks

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2022

May

Travel Influencer Travel Video like she’s Rick Steves and Other Videos of the Day

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Bathroom Outfit

Bikini Girl

Stretch!

Short Skirt Dance

Gym Girl…

Big Car Tits

Car Girl

Dancing on the Wall

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2022

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Speaking of whores, I spent a solid hour going through escorts of Twitter, since Backpages got shut down and everyone got arrested, I haven’t really looked at hooker listings, but because no one seems to police twitter for the porn and Human trafficking, not even Elon, maybe that’s why he wants to buy that dog shit site, there are countless posts of local and international ladies selling sex and showing off the things their johns buy them, and the vaginas they use to market themselves….making TWITTER a sugar baby meets only fans meets rub and tug meets street whore openly selling all her services fully out in the App and it’s amazing – whores be thriving in the digital age……and no one’s getting arrested for it…there’s a reason it’s the oldest professions, girls just want to be taken care of and will use their vaginas to get the most they can since working sucks…..

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2022

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Attention Walmart shoppers, go fuck yourself….

It’s like finding out the girl you imported from some third world country after being rooked in by her while at an all inclusive resort in said third world country was born a man….

Not sure whether to be more angry about being lied to when importing a ladyboy unknowingly or that she was pretending to have her period for monthly for the last 4 years you’ve been together….making you wonder if she did that for effect, or if she did that becuase she wanted to take a week of fucking you off every month….that shit hurts feelings man….

I shouldn’t call you man, since you’re cis-gender, which is what “old fashioned” man was, but is now cis-male….the real men, as you probably know, are the women who transitioned to men, who you have to call me, because if you don’t refer to as he/him you’re a transphobe…..a cis-gender transphobe….

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The Angelyne starring Emmy Rossum Movie Gets a New Trailer
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Elizabeth Olsen for Harper’s Bazaar
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Angela Rypien Bikini
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Britney Spears is Naked on Social Media with her Dog
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Some LOLZ
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Janet Jackson Selling a Nice House
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Jet Pack guy Vs Party
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Getting Boston Dynamics Robot to Dance
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Throwback Bourdain at Gordon Ramsay’s Restaurant
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Kourtney Kardashian and Travis are Weird
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A Wild Rumor About the Patriots Trading Jimmy Garoppolo Because He Impregnated the Owner’s Girlfriend Has Surfaced
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Alessandra Ambrosio Still Kills it in a Bikini
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Things You Can’t Argue With
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General Hospital Star’s Wife is Pregnant with Another Man’s baby
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Rescuing Beached Sharks
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FAILS
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Stopping Suspect who Shot a Cop
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Everything Miranda Kerr Wears in a Week
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Tom Brady Admits That the Tuck Rule Game “Might Have Been a Fumble”
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Scarlett Johansson’s Coffee Hotness
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Ed O’Neill to play Donald Sterling
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ESPN tribute to Scott Van Pelt’s Dog
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Odell Beckham Jr, His Girlfriend, and His Publicist Went Viral at Suns Game
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Topless for Fashion and Art
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Camper VS Bridge
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2022

May

Sydney Sweeney Cleavage of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney has a lot of hype, probably because people see tits and not acting, because if they saw acting, they’d know she’s not very good at it, which makes the hype pretty confusing if you were to look past the tits, which I am not recommending you do, but if you look past the tits, see her average at best acting, you’ll know that she’s some kind of clickbait, eye candy, tits because the industry needs stars.

I don’t know how some girl from outside LA just ends up in LA with her big tits underwraps, only to do small parts in big movies and shows out of no where, like someone with connections was placing her…..but when she first got on Euphoria, and I already knew her from a few other shows, she had 200k-400k followers on instagram, fast forward 2-3 years and bitch has 12 million followers, basically a Kardashian….that shit just doesn’t really happen on its own….so I want to know what dicks were sucked, or what genetic altering in the lab was done when they created her 23 years ago and raised her to play this big titty part.

She’s not the HOTTEST, but likely one of the hottest of the young celebs, maybe the only celeb to get famous through the industry the old fashioned way of them manipulating us, rather than being hot tits on instagram, that you know if she was to get famous organically would have been her marketing hook before ever having representation, which is why it is all suspicious.

No girl with tits this big is holding out on showing her tits until getting good acting gigs, her dreams of fame would 100 percent be titty on instagram 100 percent of time hoping someone noticed, not the other way around…..

Why bother being paranoid, just accept the surface, and on the surface, we’ve got awesome titty and that’s enough.

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2022

May

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Some dudes like asshole because it’s where the shit that they beg for on their chests comes from….GERMANS….right…

Some dudes like asshole because they pretend that girl’s don’t actually shit, even Amber Heard, who according to court documents shits the bed….but we’ve conditioned ourselves so hard to make a dirty asshole into a sexual orifice that wouldn’t taste the same when licking it if you think about the shit that passes through it multiple times a day because ladies actually shit a lot.

I like the asshole because it’s a sign of seeing about all you can see in a sext, I mean I guess actual fuck videos or dildo videos are the next level of that, but the asshole is that breaking the ice that takes you there and for that reason alone, the thong is the best fucking prop because some of these girls pretend they aren’t showing asshole at all, and anything to make the landing a little softer, to make them feel less slutty while writing things like “I would cum so hard in that ass you’ll be burping it up ACID REFLUX, if only I could still cum, you cock teasing whore….imagine what your dead relatives are thinking of you right now…”….you know impotent sexting, it’s a thing….

So here are some assholes behind thongs.

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2022

May

Jordyn Jones Rides of the Day

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Kalamazoo’s own hero, Jordyn Jones, that dancing reality show child turned grown up whore, who sells pics of her panties through instagram, who is likely going to launch a subscription site where she’ll eventually fuck or at the very least insert dildos up inside herself…when you get a taste of the money through low level sex work, the more hardcore sex work to either maintain or make more money seems like not a big deal…but she hasn’t got there yet, she’s just building up hype and in a pretty great way by doing fun shit half naked like riding the ATV like the farm girl she is, and the farm girl she should push harder than the LA reality star….because farming is fucking cool, LA is reality star shit is not….

Either way, embracing the white trash, duck hunting, and fishing, white trash turned slutty, but not meth head slutty, is good….

She’s probably on some luxury resort in Mexico doing an ATV tour, but to me, this is Kalamazoo, simple life, down at the waterhole, because it makes her more likeable, like her twerk videos do….you know since she dances and dancers are great fucks….farmer dancers are probably great fucks and able to milk your dick like milking the cow if the cow’s utter was baby carrot sized…..right.

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