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2022

12

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s be so fucking lame to be famous in this era of Hollywood being the back alley abortion version of what it used to be.

It was glamourous, aspirational, exciting, exclusive, limited….and now they’re holding on by a thread, still clearly in charge of the content, still rocking that tight GRIP on all our simple minds, but either they’re lazy or desperate because as far as I’m concerned it’s imploding.

I was just looking at some Illuminati creation, Anya Taylor Joy covering one eye like they do at some premiere and I was like “Who would even want to attend a premiere, BORING”….surrounded by garbage fucking people celebrating the garbage they put together…no thanks….and funny enough, I actually like movies, I watch them, I get hypnotized by them, but it ends there, the rest of this shit is so fucking gutter trash, I’d rather stare at instagram sluts trying to get famous, than famous trying to be instagram sluts….

Shout out Johnny Depp…

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Rihanna’s Vogue Baby Bump
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IG Model Mary Nabokova on a Tennis Court!
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Elsa Hosk Bikinis
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Zoey Deutch Selfies the Booty
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Afida Turner Spilling Out of a Bikini!
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Danica Patrick’s 40th
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Gamer Corinna Kopf Does the Outdoor Shower Thing!
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Bella Thorne Bikinis
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Hospital Gurney Prank
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3D Poster for Morbius
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Dog VS Glass Table
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Bees in the Subway
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Jury Selection Begins for Johnny Depp case
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Eyewitness Recalls Seeing Dwayne Haskins Attempting to Cross the Highway Minutes Before Being Killed by a Dump Truck
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Brie Larson Hits a Benchmark Moment
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Ebanie Bridges Responds to Hater “You Musta Been Distracted by My Boobs and Couldn’t See the Skill”
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Woman Beats Her Father During Sex Toy Dispute!
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Sidewalk Karen
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Slo Mo Guy Spins an Apple Until it Explodes
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What 10 People Reveal what they Love About Fishing
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Florida Things!
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Two Topless Women Protested Boxer Tom Schwarz’s Latest Fight
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Alyssa Milano Does Cleavage
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Rita Ora Wears Her Bikini to The Studio!
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Sidewalk Karen
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Rachel Maddow Going to Once a Week
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NYC Road Rage
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7 Chinese Foods that Aren’t Really Chinese
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Work from Home is Great
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Jared Goff and Christen Harper Enjoying Some Time in her Bikini!
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Barbara Palvin’s Hot in a Tennis Skirt
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Parkour Video
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89 Year Old Sings Grateful Dead
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New Team, New Girlfriend for Von Miller
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Boss Kid Does Slingshot Ride
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Demolishing Cruise Ships
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Nude Model Diana on the Couch
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Olivia Jade Hot in Bikini!
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Get Glasses!
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Cam Sluts Are the Best Sluts
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Miranda Lambert Big Cleavage
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Kelsea Ballerini in Bra Top
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Jessie James Decker Cleavage
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Danielle Bradbery Tube Top
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Carrie Underwood Country tits
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Phoebe Tonkin in a Photoshoot
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Lily Rose Depp Tight Dress
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Lily Allen in a Tube Dress
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Kendall in a Dress
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Amelia Hamlin on the Streets
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Emma Roberts and Sofia Richie Together
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Christian in a Tight Dress
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Pregnant Spears Pregnant Spotting
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Hailey Bailey in a Tight Dress
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Madison Pettis in Lingerie
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Shay Mitchell Mom Boobs
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Putting in the Butt Plug
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Taco Tuesday the Easter Edition
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Awesome Soft Titties
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Butt Plug Show
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Amazing Boobs!
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Random Reddit Amateur Babe
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Anal Ride
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Boat Life
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Pussy Squeeze
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Real Wives
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Peeing Compilation
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Puffy Nips
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Ass Jiggle
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Big Boobed Mom Gets Dressed
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Large Plug
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New Porn Girl
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Horny Girls at a Party
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Mash-up Crazy
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Face Sitter
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Jerking off on the Golf Course
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Cute Glutes Get It
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23 People having a Shit Day
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Short Skirt Dildo Ride
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Some Babe and her Dildos
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Fingerer
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Naked Kashai Grey
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Shower Fuck the Dildo
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Kay Lovely
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Assless Pants
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Dildo In the Muppet Face
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Short Skirt and Dildos
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Crazy Tech Shit
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Clear Dildo
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Bareback with an Escort
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Big Ass on the Dildo
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A Bunch of Butts
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Valentines Day in April
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Escorting Flips her Shit on a Client
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Strap On Time
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Massage Erotica
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Taking Butt Plug Pre Seriously with the Kiddie Pool!
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Katarina Hartlova Tits
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Pussy Pump On
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2022

12

Apr

Elle and Dakota Fanning Drunk in Miami of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking, that the Fanning sisters are only allowed to let loose at the Satanic Ritual parties they have in thee basements of the Hollywood Elite, so this MUST be some sort of fake propaganda because otherwise they’d never be allowed out of their cages, but as it turns out….they are allowed out of their cages sometimes, you know to stand on chairs and dance provocatively doing their best version of “normal 20 something at the club”….similar to how Jake Gyllenhaal behaved the night I got kicked out of bar for asking him if he killed Heath Ledger….what a pussy…..only because he had Disney Lawyers come after me..and we all know how we collectively feel about Disney…

It always amazes me what a center of attention type, who cries about the attention when it is inconvenient, leaves the house, only to stand on her chair and spread her legs like some low level stripper on a sedative lookin to sell lap dances….

Do they think we expect them to be the drunken sloppy girl no one likes to party with, because they are famous? Or are they just the drunken sloppy girl because of all the sadness in their soul for being famous?

I guess that’s something to ask their therapist handlers….in the meantime you can see them letting loose like they’re “normal”….maybe that turns you on….but the sloppy girl at the bar is always the fucking worst….just the one most likely to show you her cunt.

I guess now that Miami is the New LA, because Florida is better, LA is dog shit, we can expect a lot more ragers out of this one…

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Posted in:Dakota or Elle Fanning

2022

12

Apr

Barbara Palvin Bra of the Day

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Barbara Palvin’s the Hot Hungarian who was definitely not human trafficked when she was underage, it’s called modelling and that’s just how that industry works, it’s just totally normal that a non-English speaking 17 year old from Hungary ends up working for Victoria’s Secret soon after her 18th birthday.

They’d never use Victoria’s Secret to put them on the map so that they get a taste of the good life and never expose the casting team who put her on the map at 18 for being creeps, assuming they were creeps, which I’m not….but Epstein definitely didn’t help them make a case that they weren’t.

Just Kidding!

She’s in the grass, in a sports bra, looking fitter than she did when VS dropped her for being plus sized, before actual plus sized girls polluted the model industry, only to bring her back because she’s got great tits.

This is the kind of thing you’d probably want to see in the park, maybe even masturbate to in the park while hiding behind a trash can or picnic table, I don’t know how you do it, I’m just sure that you do it.

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2022

12

Apr

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny tits may be hard to fuck, but you may find all tits hard to fuck, because it requires more than just a clit dick to get the required friction….but good to cum on and that may be all you need to know…

I don’t know why people are titty size obsessed, I don’t even know if people are titty sized obsessed, everyone I know is just happy to get some tit.

What they lack in size, they make up in spirit and I guess the rest of them, because the tiny tit usually comes with a fitter body which for a no fat chicks allowed, anorexia fetishist like me, if you’re not skinny and malnourished and looking like you’re too weak to get off the chair for fear of a heart attack – YOU are not for me.

I also hate breast implants, so I figure encourage the small hot bodied tiny tit girls to keep up the titty empowerment, it’s far more interesting that celebrating some bullshit like retardation, skin diseases, fuck these people with disgusting ailments have communities, get cast in ad campaigns, make money for diversity, while the real cause we need to champion is TINY TIT.

SO HERE THEY ARE.

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2022

12

Apr

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini Time of the Day

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I don’t know if this is Liz Hurley, of the Austin Powers fame.

You know the bikini model from the UK who defied every stereotype you had about women from the UK, because she didn’t look like a grey skinned, yellow toothed, banger and mash eating, never seen the sun, covered in soot from their coal stove in their flat…you get what I am saying, UK bitches are usually working class and disgusting, or working class and Glamour models….but this one came in all Hollywood, in part thanks to Hugh Grant.

She was his Non-Tranny girl, but she’s not non-tranny now, because her son is a tranny and this may actually be him in a Liz Hurley filter he got made with some of that Steve Bing Money.

She’s holding up some Sea Creatures, but not the right sea creature, I’m talking the one in her pants, because I want to see how it’s aged out now that it no longer self lubricates….

The truth is, she’s filming a Christmas in the Caribbean movie and I fucking love Christmas movies, and she looks better than most women a fraction of her age, so she deserves some hype for that….this is aging done right….even if it smells rotten, and her organs are oxidized, the veneer looks good to me….which isn’t saying much, I’ve had sex with kitchen garbage…literal kitchen garbage.

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2022

12

Apr

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I was not outside killing Gilbert Gottfrie on the first nice day of the year! RIP Motherfucker. I wonder what killed him, must have been COVID or the Ghost of Bob Saget, we’ll never know.

I was not outside the courthouse listening to all the Amber Heard and Johnny Depp drama used to distract you, because I already knew Elon Musk was her baby daddy and helped her bring down Johnny Depp, because the Right’s tech billionaire hero is a demon…no doubt about it….and Amber Heard is also a demon, some call her a black widow who does the SUGAR baby thing so good, she makes sure it keeps on paying residuals whether it is the richest man in Hollywood, at a time Johnny Depp was up there, you know before she destroyed him…and now the baby daddy is the richest man in the world according to who fucking cares these people are all scumbags.

I was outside looking at ladies in leggigns, a few moms, a few college girls, a lot of really nice asses, I guess not all women are fat fucks in leggings made sheer from the fear of sizing up and their sheer size, some women are fucking incredible in their tight pants….a great way to enjoy a nice day….looking at pant-cunt you would otherwise ever see.

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2022

12

Apr

Lizzo’s Assless Chaps Board a Private Jet for the Environment of the Day

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When Body Positivity has gone too damn far….weve got this

Wearing chaps like she’s a gay guy at a leather party in the 90s…..

Rocking a thong that you know if she took it off, you could wear as a tent after jerking off to the fat girl ass sweat.

Attention seeking, because modesty and class is not something celebs do when they rely on being click bait.

Built like a bus driver, walmart cashier, cafeteria lady…..but marketed as some hot and inspiring thing, because they want EVERYONE fat and dead…and they need LEADERS of fatness to encourage others to eat.

Apparently the scandal in all this isn’t her assless pants, a trend I typically support, even with fat asses, but this is just at the level of “fat fetish” that I don’t have…NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED.

The scandal is that she pretends to care about the environment, but she’s flying private…like they all do…because they are liars who don’t care about the environment at all. They are rich and famous, the environment is for the simpletons who aren’t like them.

The real reason for the private jet is that she probably doesn’t fit on a standard comemrcial flight, there are risks with her weighing down one side, and they can’t put people in danger.

Could you imagine sitting in your sit, and this bitch is the middle seat, thank god she’s rich and famous, holy shit the suffering she’s avoided!

Remember Alyiah? Overstuffed planes get weighted the fuck down bro.

Either way, this is what popstars look like now, because WOKE INCLUSIVITY literally kills….and are obviously pretty fucking vulgar, tone deaf as they show off their excess and wealth while people are literally starving….I wonder who watches this bragging bullshit and thinks “Good for fat ass Lizzo” as they scramble to fill their car with gas… Get a clue….MASSIVE and SCARY Cunt!

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2022

12

Apr

Michelle Monaghan Bikini of the Day

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I think one of the most tragic things about MICHELLE MONAGHAN, is that she’s not the bitch on LOST.

Anytime I hear her name, I’m like “that’s the bitch from Lost”, but now that the bitch from Lost is some outspoken anti-vaxxer spreading TRUTH amongst the fucking contrived lies, she’s made a name for herself in my heart, Pure Blood Bitches who don’t fall into the obviously silly narrative they are pushing on us in unison are hot, even when they are not.

So now that I know she’s not from Lost, which you probably already knew, I can try to find a place for her 45 year old, menopausal, bikini wearing ass in my heart.

She was most recently in MESSIAH, which got cancelled because you are all heathens who don’t realize that Jesus is coming back, it’s in the bible…because people don’t like religion, God, or anything related to it…heathens who just don’t know better I guess.

She is best known for LOST…I mean True Detective….who cares about MICHELLE MONAGHAN…other than the fact she’s skinny, ripped, despite being old as shit, there’s not a whole lot going on here…you see there are younger, hotter, more accomplished bitches to focus on….does MICHELLE MONAGHAN even have fans? There must be ONE GUY out there with a MICHELLE MONAGHAN statue made out of his semen that he sucks on every night…or not.

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2022

12

Apr

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I guess the BORAT inspired thong bathing suit is far more interesting when it’s not on some bro trying to make people laugh on Spring Break in the 2010s, because we all know when that was a trend and it was fucking miserable…if I never hear WAHWAHWEEWAH or whatever the fuck people used to say in everyday conversation….it will be too soon…that shit made me want to kill myself…if you wanted to torture me…lock me in a room with a fake moustache and a Borat swimsuit on, maybe bring 4 other dudes dressed the same and “WAHWAHWEEWAH” in my face until I fucking implode….

When a pussy is flopping out of it, it’s more tolerable…

The rest of the bikini/swimsuit pics are just a reminder that the INTERNET is based on bikini pics, social media without bikini pics would probably not be nearly as influential and society destroying….and for some land locked mother fucker who only sees bitches in bikini a few weeks a year at the public pool I get quickly banned from….they still excite me….those LA/Miami/Resort Living people who are used to thonged asses walking around grabbing a coffee and a smoothie every 2 minutes just don’t understand our PLIGHT of perverts forced to turn to the internet to see the bitches in our lives in bikinis…but it’s a plight I’m sure we’ll all survive assuming there are real problems in the world…and if there are…GOOD DISTRACTION!