I don’t care abouyt Mariah Carey’s weight gain as much as I cared about her breakdown a couple years ago. The reason is that all american bitches are fat, they eat too much junk food and fast food and fucking refried beans. So Mariah still being bold enough to rock an bikini is cool with me. It’s not like I have any control over what the fat bitch does, otherwise I’d keep her away from the dessert tray. Being fat is bad for your image. I got a fat wife, I’m fat and when the yuppie parent’s of my stepdaughter’s friends come by, they look at us in disgust. I am usually rockin a mustard stain and I smell like urine, but I think they just hate fat people. The point of all this is to say, when Mariah was committed, they jacked her up on all kinds of drugs and a vulnerable, unstable bitch is a lot fucking sexier than some bitch that sings love songs with Busta Rhymes. RIP Motherfucker.

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I don’t care abouyt Mariah Carey’s weight gain as much as I cared about her breakdown a couple years ago. The reason is that all american bitches are fat, they eat too much junk food and fast food and fucking refried beans. So Mariah still being bold enough to rock an bikini is cool with me. It’s not like I have any control over what the fat bitch does, otherwise I’d keep her away from the dessert tray. Being fat is bad for your image. I got a fat wife, I’m fat and when the yuppie parent’s of my stepdaughter’s friends come by, they look at us in disgust. I am usually rockin a mustard stain and I smell like urine, but I think they just hate fat people. The point of all this is to say, when Mariah was committed, they jacked her up on all kinds of drugs and a vulnerable, unstable bitch is a lot fucking sexier than some bitch that sings love songs with Busta Rhymes. RIP Motherfucker.

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Kylie had breast cancer or some shit – but the good thing for me is that the chemo didn’t destroy her ass. I am used to cancer patients being all pastey and pale, skinny and bald, not the kind of person you’d want to do the locomotion with, but for some reason Kylie doesn’t look ravaged by the horrible disease. I don’t want you all thinking I got no sympathy for cancer, my prostate is the size of a grapefruit and I cough up blood daily. I just call it signs of hard living, and who really wants to live a pussy life in a sterile room anyway. I’m talking give me booze, smoke, unprotected sex and drugs and I’m a happy motherfucker. If you are wondering why I put the last pic in, it’s for the gay/closet cases that read this site. Speedo’s are hot, just admit it, homo.

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The benefit of being a guy is that there is no such thing as a pure lesbian. The lesbians that never touch dick are usually all emotionally fucked up or rape victims or look like men and you wouldn’t want to get involved with them anyway, no matter how lonely your mom’s basement is. All the hot lesbians are bi-sexual which means they can handle little penises like yours. See, girls all say that all the perfect men are either taken or gay. I guess the difference between guys and girls is that guys want a hot piece of ass who doesn’t give them a headache and gives good head, where a girl wants a guy who looks well maintained and can talk to them about hair and make-up and their new outfit while sippin martinis or shopping for jeans or getting their hair did. Point of this post is to say that although Josie may not be a dyke, she’s holding a girl’s hand so I can only assume they have seen each other’s pussies and that’s dyke enough for me. Lucky for you, the good ones aren’t all taken or gay. I know – I sometimes forget who I am writing to, virgin. You got no chance but have fun jerkiing off to these pics.

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I don’t know if any of you are ever return visitors to this site or if you care to keep up with what I am doing. I am sure you just use me for my celebrity titty pics and in doing that you make me feel like a cheap whore. Well, I like being treated like a whore, it’s one of the only ways I can get this useless limp dick hard. When my cunt of a wife gets off her fat ass and walks to her purse to pay me 5 dollars to eat out her peanut butter smellin pussy, I fucking jump up and down like the beaner I am, because it buys me one more 40 and shuts her up for a couple of weeks. I get even more excited when married men promise me money to service their wive’s fleshy mound while they jerk off, then getting driven to other side of town with one shoe, a black eye and penal wound cuz fisting the bitch wasn’t part of the deal. So keep treating me like a whore you fucker.

If you are up to speed, I emailed Joe Rogan asking him to write for my site, here’s the post. Today I got an anonymous commenter who I can only assume is Rogan trying to have the last word. This is what he said;

I think it’s funny how you want Joe Rogan to write for your shitty blog, and when he respectfully declines, you basically say he’s a peice of shit anyways. And thanks for the updates on topless celebrities. It’s so hard to find that kind of information on the internet these days.

I have no response to Joe “Anonymous” Rogan other than that I didn’t say you were a piece of shit, I just linked to Joe Rogan the Real Estate guy cuz he needed time to shine. Realize that the last 5 years of his life has been “Hey, you have the same name as that dude on Fear Factor”, well maybe it’s time to tell Fear Factor Joe Rogan that he has the same name as that real estate agent out in Boise Idaho. Why does no one care about Mid-Western Joe Rogan is all I am saying. Thanks for Reading.

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I fucking hate wresting, more than I hate you. It drives me crazy and always had. I was convinced that all the people I knew who watched it, were closet case homos. Where is the entertainment value in watching topless muscular men in panties grabbin’ at each other if you’re not a fuckin’ fag. I came across these screen shots from last night’s “RAW” and I guess all the homophobe closet cases needed to “STRAIGHTEN” out their “sport” so they decided to have softcore sex interludes in a bed set up in the ring. Dude, if that’s not like the highschool quarterback dating the head cheerleader while fuckin his teammates up the ass in the locker room. I don’t know what is.

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Yeah – so this is a little misleading, she’s tanning on the beach and she’s taken off her top. I have no problem with girls goin topless at the beach, and unlike you seeing a naked chick isn’t that exciting to me – the reason is simple. I spent days and days in strip clubs, with hookers, and my drinking has just made me numb. But when I see pics of Alba almost topless – I got no choice but to represent – because she is the hottest girl in hollywood. If I was smart – I woulda married her mom.

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