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2022

23

Mar

Madison Pettis Bikini of the Day

Madison Pettis is one of those starlets you’ve got to wonder about….where did she come from and why is she half naked all over the internet for the last two years…was it strictly because Rihanna decided to cast some uneventful child stars loaned out to her by Disney creeps…you know, at the Satanist rituals they all attend some boss level dude was like….”so for your billion dollar panty brand we are replacing Victoria’s Secret with because the last leader of the panty empire got busted with funding his friend a notorious human trafficker…so we’ll do it different this time….we’ll use the billionaire Bajan pop star as the face…everyone bought her origin story, don’t think she’s a product or human trafficked, so they’ll just think this collab is organic…I like to think these billion dollar underwear brands are evil, run by evil, for evil agendas….so I like to run with that…..

What it comes down to is she’s gone from Barney and Friends in 2005/2006 to half naked in swim and lingerie for Rihanna, but also for the dream….living the dream…that you can jack off to because she’s got a hot body and it really is hard to tell who is organically half naked on social media, or who is doing it for evil reasons, because there’s just so much of it…which is probably why we’re all confused and distracted…there was a TIME we had to WORK for the tits now they are fucking everywhere except here….because she’s not doing nudes yet….but probably will. …

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2022

23

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Daywo

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I saw some insane storyline, that I guess could be actual journalism, but so ridiculous that it’s obviously propaganda about how “Pandemic Fitness Trends” are a white supremacist tool to valorize VIOLENCE and Hypermasculinity….something they don’t want you to have in a world they’ve designed and really implemented the mechanisms to have a low testosterone group of cucks only getting their T from the cum they eat out of their wife’s pussy….cuz she has no respect for your pansy ass millennial ass you liked things inserted into.

So….now Fitness is a White Supremacist Tool, to turn people off of working out, to force them to be fat, weak and lazy, so they can keep pulling off bullshit tyrannical measures on you….

Push the fat and lazy agenda, call anything that goes against that RACIST…or FASCIST…while they’ve proven to ACTUALLY be fascists….and to actually SUPPORT the worst kind of Fascist for “democracy”..

Obviously, anyone with a brain sees through all this nonsense, but I guess no one has a brain….

From my perspective, being as fit as possible, is really your best chance of survival, or your best life….you need strength and stamina…you SHOULD be fit, or at least be normalizing hot fit girls, because this fat shit is part of an Agenda that you will not like if you let them go through with it…like you have been….

From my perspective, I’m fat and lazy and sticking with that, but that doesn’t mean the best part of fitness is the pussy, while mainstream media pushes that it’s some Hitler shit, while literally supporting hitler shit in Ukraine…

You gotta wonder about all this shit…fitness is good, always.

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2022

23

Mar

Iskra Lawrence Eater Fetish of the Day

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I think this is an old pic, but figure when it is weight watchers Wednesday, a picture of a fat bitch eating bad food in her underwear matters, even if it’s vile.

It’s not too old of a pic that you’ll see Iskra Lawrence young, hot, and fit…because I am convinced she’s trolling us all.

That’s not to say she’s not fat, it’s to say she could’t get model work, blamed being too big to model, that whole “unrealistic body expectation” nonsense…..but saw fat girls get work, and realized it was a marketing opportunity and I guess when you’re fat, it doesn’t really matter if you were once not fat, most fat people weren’t fat their entire life….aging, laziness, depression, being raped, seeing fat as an opportunity to get on the map as an empowered model for the fatties out there who need models to look like them, in order to buy products being sold to them, that they don’t need. You get what I’m saying here and that is that she’s FAT-FACING, like BLACK FACING, because she’s not nearly fat or depressed enough to be an actual fat girl….but how can you be depressed when you’ve got the energy of a non-fat girl, as you take money from actual fat girls who would be better suited as FAT MODELS to SELL product to FAT bitches because they aren’t doing it as a hook, or troll, or SCAM.

The point is, fat ladies are gross even when they’re the hottest possible version of a fat lady….because their fat isn’t real fat, but strategic fat.

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2022

23

Mar

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t think every weed smoking babe is a slobby lazy alternative girl…because I know hot chicks who smoke weed….but as a generation of slobby lazy alternative girls is the norm…

I do think the kind of girl who uses weed as a prop or marketing hook, you know as one of their “Activities” or “talents” on their RESUME….”I SMOKE WEED” so seriously that I brand myself as a WEED smoker are probably not the coolest group of weed smokers out there…

Even when I was smoking weed in High School and felt like a rebel because of it, I didn’t wear WEED merch, and brag about how much weed I smoke in the day, it seems pretty dumb….or at least like something a try hard would do….

But MAYBE, just maybe, these people FUCKING love weed, I mean it is God’s plant with all kinds of health benefits, industrial health benefits, open your mind, spread PEACE AND LOVE, like some kind of HIPPIE, even though the hippies were just a psyop designed to destroy the nuclear family, like making weed illegal was a psyop to prevent people from opening their THIRD EYE, while not replacing tons of polluting, chemicals, pharmaceuticals with a sustainable, organic, material that was GIFTED to humans and SHOULD be fucking used…..

If you’re so compelled to smoke it, and you have a vagina, you might as well do it naked, half naked, for pervert WEED demons…or just people passing through who like to stare at the tits without caring what activism is being used as the reason to share the tits….

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2022

23

Mar

Jodie Turner Smith Nude of the Day

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Jodie Turner Smith is Joshua Jackson’s very dark skin wife and baby momma….he’s the dude from Dawson’s Creek who probably knew Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise turned her into a ROBOT or merged her with ALIEN technology turning her into the soulless monster she is now…they call it SCIENTOLOGY.

In this IMPORTANT photo series featuring the model and actress who’s only known for being married to Joshua Jackson, but maybe she was in some other shit, I’d never know….

But in this important photo series, the tall, thin, nubian princess which may be a RACIST term now that everything is racist, is posing nude on a balcony before some event….NUDE POSING ON A BALCONY…somebody lock this flasher up….because you know when you do this in the GROCERY STORE or public transit everyone gets mad at you….Life is unfair when you’re not rich and famous.

The point of the story is that you can’t see her pussy from behind, because she’s either built like a barbie doll, he didn’t invest in the pussy for his sex doll, he’s more into other holes….OR it could be the lighting….but that’s probably seen as racist since everything is racist….posting a black lady is racist, not posting her is racist, taking about her pussy in the shadows is racist…..”What? Are you saying, you can’t see a black pussy in the dark don’t you know WE ARE ALL PINK ON THE INSIDE”

No ,I’m saying that she just had a kid, I’d expect to see some collateral damage, some shrapnel, some pussy hanging past her thigh gap…YA KNOW.

Either way, some Joshua Jackson porn for you fanboys who wish you could eat his SPERM for his LIFEFORCE, not for Homosexual reasons, even though it sounds pretty homo to me.

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2022

23

Mar

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I have seen girls make themselves by pulling their panties up inside themselves while their panties were still on….meaning the frontal wedgie took them where they needed to go….

I have seen girls make themselves cum in other ways, like from crossing their legs an squeezing, to the more standard vibrators, just never from my DICK, we’re not all given the ability to give pleasure while we’re too busy trying to take it…

So I don’t view the cameltoe as a style thing, less of a trend that was EVERYWHERE you looked last summer…COVID LOCKDOWNS were long, look at my full pussy in public through my pants, kind of thing….

I see the cameltoe of the equivalent as if you wore boxers that your mom sewed your fleshlight into….THEY CALL IT A POCKET pussy for a reason.

So with that in mind, every pussy you see eating pants, think to yourself…SHE IS GETTING OFF NOW…it makes fucking your pocket pussy your mom sewed into your underwear feel less pathetic while you do your creeping….it’s almost AS if they are consenting to it, or like they’re in on it with you….even though they’re just using you as one of many spectators to make themselves feel hot!

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2022

23

Mar

Isabella Fonte No Panties of the Day

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I don’t know why this FONTE girl’s face is shining like she just went down on a fat girl after her pussy ate a bag of Fried Foods, because her mouth was busy eating cake, but there’s a serious GLISTEN going on here.

Maybe, this is just the evolution of the JERSEY SHORE fake tan on some Italian look, who fucking knows..

What I do know is that Fonte is a TikTok sensation, in a skimpy dress you’d expect to see on some model at Studio 54 in the late 70s, because slutty pantyless pussy flashers aren’t a new thing….

I also know that she’s professionally trained ballerina, probably a rich kid, I mean she does fly private jets and I don’t think it’s just from the TikTok money, but maybe her dad’s a “restauranteur” or in “Waste management”….if you know what I mean…”THAT’S RACIST…ITALIANS CAN BE LEGIT BUSINESS PEOPLE”…and just because her name is ISABELLA FONTE doesn’t mean she’s knee deep in Pasta Parties, it could be a stage name, since she’s basically a modern stripper who doesn’t strip.

The point is, she’s a hot dancer who CAN actually dance, which isn’t a prerequisite on TikTok but should be…unless you’re a bad dancer on there going viral with dances that used to make your friends laugh back in your club going days…because that’s just such a stupid way to get fame and fortune, it’s almost a mockery of humanity, or whatever it is we have left of it, so it acts as confirmation that WE ARE FUCKING DOOMED.

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2022

23

Mar

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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Aren’t you glad that fat women assume they are like real women, despite weighing double the weight of real women.

They can still behave like the sluts of the internet all thanks to body empowerment, canceling fat shamers, giving them confidence to THRIVE….if you think posting nudes for weirdos to jerk off to is thriving.

Fatties can use the very low energy reserves that they have to produce smut, instead of doing something like hitting the gym to fight that premature death, disease, and sleep apnea that keeps them so exhausted, craving sugars, and being dangerous on the road…all fat and falling asleep driving thanks to diabetes, exhaustion and no mobility due to their sheer size…unable to make any sharp movements to avoid crisis as they barely fit in their vans that have already been modified to fit them…..stronger suspension, wider seats, more belly space for the steering wheel…you know fat is not a handicap, even though it is a fucking handicap….a self inflicted handicap.

The point is fetishizing fat is bad for the culture, celebrating fat should be done in the privacy of your own home at 3 am when you’re drunk, reckless and not thinking of how expensive a fat bitch would be to keep on FEED alone…

I hear ranchers are killing off their cattle because of impending supply shortages and GRAIN PRICES due to some bullshit war designed to collapse society….imagine being stuck feeding a fatty in the apocalypse….I know what you’re thinking, first to die in an off grid setting when it has all collapsed, providing lots of meat for all to eat, but the reality is that it’s all gristle…and you’re better off trapping squirrels or some shit…squirrels she’ll sit on you a steal from you because she’d be HANGRY.

All this to say if you’re into fatties, keep them in photo, not in your basement for a rainy day, because you’re ashamed to let them in the main part of the house….WHAT WOULD THE NEIGHBORS think if they saw that…that you’d given up, fallen on hard times, lost your mind, or that you have a really small dick and can only take what you can get..

Yes, I think fatties are gross, cut the calories, walk 10,000 steps, AT LEAST TRY…slob.

That’s MY right..while I’ve still got rights…and for the record, I’m obese too, so I can say these things, you know self hating fat fuck….NOT A HATE CRIME!
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2022

23

Mar

Hello, Day! and Other Videos of the Day

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Important Dances for a Retard Generation

Sparkles

Just a Bikini Reveal

Just Girls Showing their Asses Work on Youtube

Soccer Team

We’ve got a Dancer

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2022

23

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I think one of the most insane things going on out there and there are a lot of insane things going on there…is how the Hollywood is basically showing their true demented colors when it comes to child abuse….they fucking love it and they want everyone to fucking know…

I am not into politics, I don’t know anything about any of that shit, but I saw some interview with Oscar Isaacs, who before being a fucking sell out Disney Puppet, was pretty good in the movies he was in. I liked Llewlyn Davis….or whatever the fuck that FOLK music in the 60s movie was called.

But last night I saw he spoke out on the bill they have marketed as the “don’t say gay bill”….and from everything I’ve read about that bill….it’s not a “don’t say gay bill” you simple minded fucks…..

It’s a don’t let teachers, who have no fucking business talking to your kids about anything besides the fucking curriculum….Science, Match, Spelling, etc….instead of about their weird woke sexualities and genders, for kids under the age of the THIRD GRADE…

Let me repeat…it’s a bill about not having pervert teachers talk pervert shit to little kids….

Yet Disney and Hollywood is like “SAY GAY”….”SAY GAY”….because they’re fucking grooming pieces of shit…

Just ask MILEY who GOD struck down last night on her flight as a warning to SMARTEN THE FUCK UP and stop her fucking demonic messaging to CHILDREN.

If there’s anything worth dying for, it’s protecting kids, even if they aren’t your kids….

What the fuck is wrong with all you monsters….

The world is Nuts and the Devil is HARD at fucking work…and people are too fucking mind controlled and brainwashed to snap the fuck out of it….

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Halsey Shows Off her Tits
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Slutty Model Tied Up
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Chicks who FISH
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Crab Fights Back Before the Boil….SAD
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Kenny Pickett’s Fiancee Amy Paternoster Jokes About His Hand Size
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Smart Dog of the Day
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Random Acts of Kindness
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Ordering $1,000 Worth Of Unpaid Pizza Prank!
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How Smart Orangutans Are Compared To Humans!
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Ziplining into a SLOTH
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GET PATRIOTIC!!
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Cam Sluts!
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