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2022

07

Apr

Mask Bro and his Tough Guy Dance of the Day

I can’t believe people are still behaving like this after realizing covid is a farce and that the measures put on the people were abusive, not based on science, tyrannical and authoritarian.

It’s hard to take a motherfucker in a mask because he’s scared of a virus that doesn’t kill nearly enough people, so much that he wears a mask that doesn’t work, because I am a firm believer that the masks don’t actually work and that the science doesn’t validate that the masks work, but I figure when you’re social media and actual media push this shit on you from a one sided perspective and you don’t realize it, you can fall into the trap, if you’re dumb enough…

But yeah, this guy being a tough guy with his gay ass mask because he’s apparently mad someone got too close to him maskless, as rage fills his scary eyes, and his daughter screams “daddy don’t do it’…and his wife says “you’ll get arrested big man, let’s get home so I can milk your prostate to calm you down, my little baby”….

Which makes the whole thing pretty hilarious….a modern day superhero full of estrogen and ready to throw a tantrum, acting like he’s going to “BREAK SOME FACES”…only to back off because he’s a pussy who can’t put his money where his mouth is…

These people are crazy, you can be pro vaccine, scared of covid, and not an idiot about things…it’s pretty fucking easy….but no one seems to do it.

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2022

07

Apr

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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The tanline is nature’s highlighter…

It gets me in a tropical, all inclusive resort, state of mind….

Put on some reggae and think about getting up inside some divorcee or more likely an obese, sad and lonely single woman who decided to make a move and have a week of all inclusive fun for herself to let loose because she deserves it, she’s worked hard at the dollar store all those years, shift work ya know, but at least she could get the dented canned beans and ripped bags of chips and chocolate to fill her empty existence….on day 3 or 4 of her vacation when she’s ready to let loose and is rocking a gnarly third degree burn against her one piece with a skirt attachment tan lines.

The all inclusive resort is a great place for a predator like me to catch these bitches in their midlife crisis by the pool, to lose their 45 year old fat girl virginity….because “when in Rome”….live your best life you see in the movies you obsessively watch.

IT’s really not predator behavior, it’s giving them the tools to live out their dreams…helping them be their better self….

Not that I’ve ever been to all inclusive resorts, but I would if I had the budget, because I know that’s how it’d go down….

It’d be my kind of SUPER HERO work..and I guess a lot of Cubans and Jamaicans dude have that circuit all figured out!

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2022

07

Apr

Putting on Leggings and Other TikThots of the DAY

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Athletic Dance

Braless

Hip Roll

Panty Removal

Ice Cream Challenge

Twins

Strong Jeans

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

07

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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No one gives a shit about what I have to say, after 60,000 posts, there would have been at least one opportunity that arose from be talking shit on celebs, pop culture and other shit for 18 or 19 fucking years, but nothing…

It’s a nice reminder of if you do the same thing and expect a different result, you are the definition of insane.

I can think of at least 1000 things that make a motherfucker more insane than someone who likes routine even if they aren’t very good at that routine, but find comfort in the routine, because there’s nothing else for them to do with themselves….

I mean the last thing I’d ever want is to actually go viral, the only thing that would make this boring journey in this fight against evil better, is if I got rich doing it, but that wouldn’t even make it that much better, it would still be the same old cesspool….

So yeah, no one gives a shit about what I have to say, but I am going to keep on saying it, because what the fuck else is there to do.

My advice to anyone out there is to not validate themselves by what the masses think about what they do, otherwise I would never have written 60,000 posts no one has ever read.

The reality is that pop culture, the entertainment industry, is lame as fucking shit, so if you want to be a big player, you gotta be a dick sucker to the lame as fucking shit…that’s fucking slavery…CHOOSE FREEDOM.

It’s better to drink out of puddles to get the metallic taste out of your mouth after eating out some 60 year old toothless crack whore with a vaginal infection or two….

UPWARDS and ONWARDS….motherfuckers…

Thong for Ronaldo
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Model Melika Topless and Posing with Sheets
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Thong Thursday
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Comedian with Tourettes Milks Tourettes for Laughs
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Some Extreme Skiing
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Go Pro in a Mystery Pipe
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Amazon is Making a Doc on People of Color in Country Music, because people think Nashville is some Racist Republican God Loving Country and Don’t Realize that Music doesn’t have a fucking race….THEY ARE THE RACISTS…and they didn’t even include Darius Rucker…like they never heard WAGON WHEEL…
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2022

06

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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As a fat, hormonal transgender, low testosterone, penis built like a vagina, blame laziness, alcoholism, hormones in the food, and climate change, yet I still identify as male, I realize instead of mandating vaccines, which I am sure will be back in the news if it isn’t already, we should mandate hormone tests on all people, regender them so that we can identify all the bitches. First place to start – twitter

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Olivia Rodrigo Parties with Paris Hilton
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Candice Swanepoel’s See Through Top!
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Chantel Jeffries has Very Tight Pants On
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Maria Menounos Works Out
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The Weeknd Replaces Kanye at Coachella
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Demi Lovato’s Sheer Top!
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Paul George’s Fiancee Daniela Rajic looking Good!
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Faith Schroder Strips Out of her Wetsuit
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Josie Canseco’s in Fishnets!
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David Duchovny Breaks Down His Career
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Weird Story o a Dead Rapper’s Body Being Propped Up for his Final Show
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Elon Musk Dances at the Tesla Factory
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Drone Flying Through Tesla Factory
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Loving Fox
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Marky Mark Sells his Dream House at 87 Million Dollars
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Actor Ezra Miller Gets Charged
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Izabel Goulart’s Crop Top
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WWE Superstar Carmella Does Her Best Madonna
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Anastasia Ashley Catches Insane Levels of Air
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Skateboard Fail
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12 Photos from the Civil War
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A Group of Otters Meet a Vaccuum
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Bob Odenkirk Gets a New Show!
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Bella Thorne’s White Bikini on a Yacht
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Terrell Owens Says He Blew Up Andy Reid’s Phone Last Season Looking for an Opportunity to Play
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Karma Vs Creeper!
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Why White Paintings in Museums are So Expensive
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11 Myths about Feet
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Girl Hides from Goons!
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Model Arina in Pantyhose
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Blair O’Neal for the Masters
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They’ve been Wanting to Run Into Each Other
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A Man and his Robot Dance
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The first Robot that Walks, Flies and Skateboards
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Ilya and a Lamp Dance
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Solid Aim on this Baseball Player
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Gas Station Tire Explosion
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Accident on Dash Cam
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Is Julio Jones Going to Join Tom Brady in Tampa Bay?
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Cam Sluts Are the Best Sluts!
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Ivanka Trump’s Burkini at the Beach in Miami
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Alicia Vikander’s Hard Nips in a Magazine
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Khloe Kardashian a High School Science Fair Experiment in Plastic Surgery
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Leslie Mann Doing Media
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Kendall Jenner in a Dress
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Heidi Klum in Leggings
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Eiza Gonzalez at an Event
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Anya Taylor Joy Being Famous in London with some Long Legs
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Seyfried at an Event in Jeans
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Alison Brie in Big Jeans
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How Much is that Pussy in the Window?
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Big Natural Jiggle
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Stay Hydrated for the Big Dildo
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Pussy Touching
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Demi Blaze Big Tits
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Big Busty Show’s It All
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Face Sitter!
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The Topless TikTok Drummer
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Chatel Jeffries Big Cametoe
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Just Filling a Couple of Holes
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Public Pussy Rub
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Nice Spread Ass
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Don’t Try This at Home
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Hot Tiny Tit Nude Model with a Dildo
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Pillow rider
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Carol Nude with a Tiny Waste!
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Crotchless Pantyhose
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Mash-Up Madness
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Pink Hair Pussy Eating
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SEX ON THE BEACH!
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Asshole Wink
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Tilly’s Tits
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Romance with Latex Glove
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Weird Threesome Fantasy
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Playing with Lips
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Jenni Lynn Bolt Ons
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Butt Plug Dance
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The Sound of Love
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Pussy Eating Girl
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Butt Plug Girl
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Hey Four Eyes!
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Ambitious Dildo!
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2022

06

Apr

Kara Del Toro’s Got Talent of the Day

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One of the lamest bro things when referencing a girl’s tits is saying that she’s got talent….SHOWING her talent….LOOK HOW TALENTED SHE IS….ok boomer, shut the fuck up…

The point is that Kara Del Toro is a pretty insignificant “instagram model” despite her million or more followers, the money she’s made as a first generation IG model and trips she’s probably been able to go on because of her trying fucking hard to tell the world she’s hot….

This girl wanted you to know she’s hot so hard that she made a career or hustle out of it. This randomly going viral cuz your hot shit is a fucking lie, all these IG models try so fucking hard for EVERY damn one of those LIKES because they’ve got something to prove, or need to be reassured that we’re still staring at their tits….

The whole concept is some needy ass shit…

I think hot girls are better when they don’t do daily photoshoots for the perverts of the internet to like and follow them enough to make them feel worth, or so that they can charge brands to support their lives and by brands I mean sugar daddies for the majority of them….none end up with broke ass jokes….

I guess the social media following is the RATING system of our generation because you can’t call the hot bartender a dime or a 10 because that’s sexist, so you’re forced to base her hotness on her instagram following….

When it’s high enough, they only mingle at a certain tier of society or bank balances, which is why people like Olivia Culpo fuck the NFL TEAM…

Status from being a lame fuck who produces photoshoots around themselves for people to jerk off to….while pretending it’s to give fashion and life inspo…fuck yourself….we are onto you….and I guess some of them do fuck themselves for their subscribers…

Kara Del Toro doesn’t but she’s got big tits and you should like her hustle, or tits, or talents…because she WANTS you to and thank god for that….those are huge.

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2022

06

Apr

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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If you can’t see a pussy through the pants, or an insert that looks like a pussy through the pants, then they aren’t pants worth being called pants, they’re just scraps of fabric sewn together wrong for dumb people who don’t get it man…they don’t get that there is a perfectly SAFE FOR WORK and SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE way to let everyone see your big fat cunt….and it’s through the pants…because you know and I know that girls love people seeing their full cunts…the PROOF is in the PUSSY WEDGIE wednesday…they’ll deny it, but I’ve seen Orangutans in the wild….or is it baboons…which ever primate it is, when they are in Heat, which in this era is all day everyday…so much porn everywhere….but when they are in heat, they walk around showing off their inflammed pussy, so women are WIRED for this pussy wedgie shit and we are WIRED to love it….PRIMAL LEVEL shit…

FUN.

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2022

06

Apr

Nicki Minaj Brings the Butt Shot of the Day

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The highlight of the year in entertainment was when Nicki Minaj posted some anti-vaxxer shit that added fuel to the conspiracy that experimental shots that haven’t finished human trials and that aren’t actually licensed should probably be given to people who don’t mind taking those kinds of risks, but instead they decided to destroy people’s lives with it, make them out to be nuts, for not going along with the narrative…like everyone else is supposed to…because the TV told them to, or social pressure told them to, or because they don’t have a brain of their own and aren’t willing to resist…

So for a minute, Nicki, a controlled and manufactured puppet, literally cast from an audition to be the “Black Lady Gaga”….something I was told early on in her career by an industry person…and something that’s been pretty obvious since….

So for a minute, she broke the programming, and their narrative went fucking mental, trying to react….

I don’t know if they replaced her, if she still thinks her cousin’s ball swelled up, which is a legit adverse reaction in the Pfizer documents they were forced to release, that they wanted to keep locked up for 75 years….or if they just reprogrammed her….threatened her the right way…because that whole thing just sort of went away…and so did she…only to comeback months later with a new album, or songs, or videos, that she’s promoting by showing everyone her monster as in a skimpy thong, which isn’t saying much, because an ass like that would make full back panties look like a thong….it’s all perspective bro.

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2022

06

Apr

Britney Spears Public Nudity of the Day

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I saw some news that Britney Spears the now free to be naked on the internet popstar who is going through her version of puberty or going off to college like these are the college years for her even though she’s 40, thanks to being stunted for so fucking long in the name of MAKE US MORE MONEY PUPPET….and like all college girls she’s pulling her tits out wherever she goes…in this case at the beach.

The news was that she’s got a book deal to expose all the insanity has done to her, how they’ve wronger her, how her own family sold her off. I am sure it will not be edited so fucking hard by the people who I am sure still handle her and don’t want people knowing what really went on but want to let her think she’s free….there’s probably a suicide already written somewhere in the event that she decides to EPSTEIN herself.

I’d read it if I knew how to read because she’s been writing some crazy fucking captions on her social media posts about mind control shit that you read about in the conspiracy theories that are actual documented FACT…but we’ll call it conspiracy theory even though there have been lawsuits about this shit..but that’s now what we talk about here, we’re here for Britney who I can only assume is being very edited but being made to look like she’s free, until they need to get her totally off the rails to commit her again…so maybe they’ll let her post a few more crazy captions calling out their tactics, maybe let her post a few nudes before giving her the KANYE reprogramming seminar….or worse…but maybe I’m just being negative….hating on her being FREE enough to flash her tits, but only because she’s not FLASHING the whole fucking it…if you’re going to go for it, that whole “SO FREE MY BIKINI TOP COMES OFF”…then GO FOR IT…this just misses the mark, but it’s Britney Spears and she’s pretty fucking great…a legend really.