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2022

06

Apr

Talia Storm See Through of the Day

Tallia Storm is some Scottish trash that packages herself as a pop star, but who attends events in stripper garments, because that’s the style in Scotland, apparently….that and Golf Breeches…or kilts….

Her mom was a PR person, who knew how to harness the power of social media to trick the slow to the gate bulky big businesses who have all basically destroyed the mainstream internet….knowing they’d need people like her daughter to help promote shit…or that they wouldn’t understand that you can buy fake views, followers, comments and manipulate all data…it’s the fucking internet bro…it’s not real….but you can cash the fuck in on it…I just haven’t…

Well in her cut out pants, because if you can make pants sexier why the fuck not, making he wonder why the cut-out isn’t where the crotch is….I mean if your pants don’t have a window for your panties to breathe and be seen, or your pussy, assuming these girls aren’t into panties….then are they really pants at all…don’t answer that because I already know the answer…they are not, they are not pants at all if you can’t see the cunt in them…

Her tit nipples area also hard, so jerk off to that if you’re into tit nipples on Scottish trash…like Haggis in a Robert Burns poem….whatever the fuck that means.

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2022

06

Apr

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking, get bitches high, so they let loose and let you fuck them, so at 3 am after the bars close and you want to get laid, have some weed waiting for them, even if you don’t know how to smoke weed…know how to roll it…it’s a tactic…

Oh…you’re not thinking that, prude….

I guess you wouldn’t want to admit your a predator who thinks getting girls high is a solid foreplay tactic….or maybe weed is legal where you’re at and girls don’t need to come to your sex dungeon to smoke a joint….plus…if you smoke weed, you kind of keep your wits about you and don’t end up on some other planet…which is the worst thing about how weed is portrayed in the movies….I recently saw a movie where the husband is a psychopath, his friend smokes weed with him and gets so high he sees stars and has to go inside…opening up a window for dude to kill his wife’s mister…OH right…Ben Affleck Anna DeArmas movie….she’s fucking hot…and how did Ben, a drug addict let that into the script…what a fool….

Weed has been attacked in pop culture because the people who run industry don’t like you smoking weed…there’s probably a reason for that…and you know it’s not because it is in your best interest, since they don’t give a fuck about you…so maybe you should try it out if you haven’t…it’s God’s Plant and I didn’t need Amazon to tell me that…

These are girls who smoke weed making weed content because it’s a marketing angle or hook.

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2022

06

Apr

Olivia Jade Bikini Tits of the Day

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Rowing champion of the world, so good at Rowing her mom went to prison for it, you know like one of those “LOCK ME UP, YOU SO GOOD, I SHOULD BE WEARING THREE CONDOMS JUST WATCHING YOU ROW SO I DON’T GET MYSELF PREGNANT” kind of rowing….that is actually more fraud based than talent based, but who cares, rich people get away with FAR worse without going to jail…so they bribed a college they wanted her to go to….SO MEAN being discriminatory towards poor people by taking their spot in some convoluted bullshit woke angle on “rich people get what they want because they pay for it and if you don’t like it, get rich”…but people can’t handle that….they want everyone to be on the same footing…COMMUNISTS…

Anyway, she’s made a comeback, survived a scandal and has her TITTIES out…..TITTIES…in a bikini…for a selfie…as the attention seekers do!

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2022

06

Apr

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I am a firm believer in “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED”…..

I even married a fat chick because it came with free rent to make sure that I was being fair in saying “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED”…..rather than being a cyberbully, bro who fucks fat chicks when drunk, but hates fat chicks when sober, because they think getting laid is another notch on the belt to brag about, plus it’s better than jacking off…the traditional rationale as to why people would bang fat chicks.

So as an experienced “Fat Chick Handler”, I know first hand just how gross fat chicks are, and even great titty fat chicks can’t win me over with their lack of discipline, self control and constant excuse making for being so fat…

But because of inclusivity, fat chicks being seen as valid humans, not lazy pigs with childhood trauma or some shit…and the sheer volume of fat girls, in weight and in numbers, I have to do some fat chick programming so people can’t turn on me and say I’m pushing unrealistic body expectations, even though I post tons of fucking NORMIES daily….so this fat chick post is my insurance policy…

No hate crime police, I am all for fatties, look I do a post on them weekly, where I only make one “throw flour on them to find the wet spot” joke to let them know I like them….because ultimately, I don’t hate fat chicks, I just don’t like looking at them as sexual objects being naked, but more as a mascot at the fair doing balloon animals for the kids….

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2022

06

Apr

Tongue of the Day and Other TikThots of the Day

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Morning Yoga Stretches

Military Babe Glams Up

Sports Bra Girl…

Twins

Big Busty

Black Pantyhose

Dance dance Revolution

New Pants Try On…

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2022

06

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I know that the trans thing is bigger than ever now, but it’s always been big in porn, so I’m sure if you go back through the archives of this site, and you won’t, they aren’t that good….I’ve been making tranny jokes for as long as I’ve had th site, which is now a hate crime and will get me arrested…so I don’t make any jokes anymore…it’s a crime…

But knowing tranny porn was the biggest category back in Y2K or so, I always asked dudes if they were into Tranny porn as casual conversation, because in the early 2000s, you didn’t talk porn with random people in line at the bank. Oh how things have changed.

When I’d find a tranny porn watcher who would admit they were into it, they’d say that straight porn is gay, because there is a dude in it, but they still want the dick in it to fuck the girls, since lesbian porn is anti climatic, they’d just rather the dick have the body of a chick, even knowing it was a man, because a man who is a chick is better than a man who is a man…..

I just assumed it was for that group of straight, possibly closet case dudes, who are into tits, but not into pussy, because pussy is weird. Those dudes exist, I am not one of them, I think pussy is the most interesting part of a woman, that and her intelligence obviously.

So since the early 2000s, tranny porn was not gay, it was more straight than straight, according to the bros into chicks with dicks….and I still find it weird, anti-human, and disturbing as fuck! Can’t teach an old dog new tricks..except maybe how to lick peanut butter out of your asshole, but that’s not really a hard trick to teach.

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Anastasia Ashley Gets Some Air!
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WWE Superstar Carmella Does Her Best Madonna
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Hot Model in Pantyhose and Heels
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NFL reporter argues the league wants Amazon founder to buy Washington Commanders
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Elon Dancing at the Tesla Factory
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Girl Hides Herself From Baseball Bat-Wielding Goons Behind A Wall!
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What Makes All-White Paintings In Museums So Expensive?
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Robot Dance Performance
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Foxes Laugh While Getting Cuddled
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts…
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2022

05

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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You can choose your gender and the world jerks off to you with their blood clot cum, TRUST THE SCIENCE, THAT MEANS it is working…..

But you can’t choose to be a sovereign man in this world roaming freely under the rule of God…you know just passing through…I’m a tourist shit….

You can cut off your genitals and demand people call you whatever pronoun you choose, and if they don’t, they’ll be arrested for hate crimes….but you can’t just decide to power off to follow your own societal rules you’ve made for yourself…

Maybe you don’t want to pay taxes, or for car insurance…maybe you want to ride around on a horse in the city instead of getting an electric car…maybe you don’t want to buy land, but feel the land is all our land so you can stake your claim….BUT you can’t do that…..

Seems SUSPICIOUS….

I guess that’s why I always looked at homeless people, while being near homeless and thought “They’ve got it all figure out”….because you can’t opt out of the nonsense so you might as well be drunk all day pissing yourself while trying to get the normies to give you some of their “money” to buy more booze to drink all day and to continue the cycle of life until you die…..

They just don’t want you knowing that the homeless people have it all figured out, because then the system will collapse while we all move under the bridge and into cardboard boxes because paying rent sucks….

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Sydney Sweeney Won a Award at Cannes
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IG Golfer Lauren Pacheco Bouncing Around for the Masters
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Ireland Baldwin Showcases Her Tattoos!
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Dove Cameron in Lingerie Looking Crazy
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Jenna Dewan is Braless
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Paige Spiranac Drops the Towel.
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Alexis Ren is Showing Off!
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Loren Gray After the Awards!
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Unscripted Moments At The Oscars
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Dash Cam Clips Of People Helping Others Out
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Grammys Producers Shade Virgil
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Marcel the Shell with Shoes On Got His Own TV Show thanks toe Jenny Slate’s Fame
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It’s a Gusher
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DK Metcalf Defends Russell Wilson
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Malu Trevejo’s See Through Look!
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Kim Kardashian Brings the Super Models!
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Climbers Discover Dead Bodies A Top Of Mount Everes
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When Live TV Went Wrong
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Jason Momoa Writing Show on the Colonization of Hawaii!
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Opal the Affectionate Snake
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Awwwwwww Shucks….
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Gronk Uncertain About NFL Future, Hasn’t Ruled Out a Return
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Absolutely Beyond Funny Falling Down Fails!
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Robber Returns Money To Store Clerk
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Falling Down Fails
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Kourtney and Travis Get Married
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The Snow/Surf Combo
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Nick Kyrgios to Compete in the French Open Because New Hot Girlfriend Wants to See Paris
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Amazing Ukraine Model at the Gym
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20 Of The Best Tips And Tricks Of Google Maps
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NASCAR Driver Hailie Deegan Skipped Last Week’s Race Due to Death Threats
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Nude Model Alex By the Rocks
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Briefcase Cake
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Instant Regret!
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Brett Favre Tied to Potential Political Corruption in Mississippi
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Willa Fitzgerald Photoshoot
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Lucy Hale in Leggigns
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Eiza Gonzalez at an Event
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Emmanuelle Chriqui at an Event
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Allison Brie’s Got some Legs
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Peyton Roi List Promoting Some Shit
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Lana Condor in a Photoshoot
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Adria Arona in a Photoshoot
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Jamie Chung at a Premiere
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Zazie Beets for in the Cut Mag
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All things Grammy
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Christina Ricci at an Event
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Izabel Goulart’s Hot Bikini Body
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Beach Insanity
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Best Bar Tender
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Big Boob Nipple Tweak
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Hot Reddit Amateur!
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Showing her Ass
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Puffy Nips…
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Scumbag of the Week!
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Nene the Dream Big Ass Nudes
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Big Wetness
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Kate Life Mirror Tease
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Big Ass
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Natural Bath Nudity
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22 People Having a Shitty
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Lesbian Rub
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Amateur in a Zorro Mask
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Big Girl Shower Dildo
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No Chance….
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Big Dildo Performance
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Amateur Wife!
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Pulling on the Hymen Fist!
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Helen Mirren Vintage Sex Scene!
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Pee Times…
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Teya Kaye Nude Car Wash Babe
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Tiny Asshole in My Head!
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Nerd and an Escort….
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Toy Story
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Natalia Naked on the Beach
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Butt Plug Pull Out
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Big Dildo
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The Worst of only Fans
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Vagina Jiggles
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2022

05

Apr

Madison Beer’s On Stage Panty Flash of the Day

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I don’t know if anyone actually gives a shit about Madison Beer, the youtube sensation with a lot of creepy fans, because she was underage at the time she got youtube famous and I assume 90 percent of her views were from youtube creepers…but it got her a record deal and has been able to pretend she’s a celebrity, finally launching an album and doing a tour….that I’m sure none of those creepers who helped her build her empire will attend….

I also don’t know if on stage panties are like figure skating panties….but as far as I’m concerned it’s not her big titties, so who the fuck cares about a on stage panty or stage panty flash…

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2022

05

Apr

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio, who has a similar story as IZA GOULART who I just posted…Some Brazilian model brought to America to work for the biggest underwear brand before it was cancelled….now pushing 40 and looking better than they did when they were in their 20s…confusing me, but not enough to not stare at their crotches to determine if they were born dude, still equipped with balls…or born dude rocking an AI cunt, or born woman, rocking a biological cunt…making her bikini pics in some epic place broke asses like us aren’t allowed like an obstacle course, scavenger hunt, trivia night, murder mystery night….WE NEED THE TRUTH..but not really…because I’ll stare at the bikini pics either way.

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2022

05

Apr

Izabel Goulart’s Crazy Fit Ass of the Day

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Izabel Goulart is some near 40 year old Brazilian model who you may or may not remember as being a Victoria’s Secret model back when Victoria’s Secret was some dream brand to be a model for, that made a girl feel like one of the hottest women in the world, before the whole being cancelled for not casting fat chicks or trannies (WINK WINK)….because I am of the school of thought that all the Brazilian models ware trannies, only because I worked in porn when Tranny porn was making huge moves in popularity, and the biggest trans stars were Brazilian…plus I’ve known a few freaks over the years into that kind of thing who travel between Brazil and South East asia for their LADY BOYS….

It would make sense for a hard bodied Brazilian transgender to work for an underwear brand, no PERIODS, (just exclamation marks or is it an eclamation points).

Goulart’s still working, this is some paparazzi bikini times and her body is fucking fit as fuck…..she basically moved back to Brazil to do health and fitness and tan and her body delivers at a level of even if her balls were tucked into herself, you’d suck the man clit with vigor even though you’re not into that kind of thing…

I don’t think she’s a man, but she could be, I do think she’s got a rocking body, which could be a man’s body, but it’s a reminder that fitness can make a straight man bang trans, so if you’re a trans out there looking to trap straight men for your LGBTQ gang initiation, hit the fucking gym and do whatever is going on here, rather than looking like a multi-colored hair fat as fuck cat lady a lot of them look like…

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