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2022

18

Apr

Alison Brie Scary of the Day

When I think of Alison Brie, which I don’t, but I know that some people do, they think she’s the hottest 40 something in Hollywood…

This is some spooky or slutty Easter Bunny pics, I’m not quite sure if they are a take on the scary Easter Bunny memes that circulate this time of year, or if this is a take on the slutty Easter Bunny nudes that bitches pushing their OnlyFans produce, but that they were producing before OnlyFans, but now that they can make a million a year with OnlyFans, it makes sense.

So yeah, when I think of Alison Brie, whether she’s in Easter Lingerie or not, I wonder if she’s every been double stuffed by her husband and his brother James, I figure, Hollywood kids who grew up in the industry are weird and into that thing, if anything, it probably wouldn’t be the first time they cum in a bitch at the same time….different hole….however, some girls take two dicks in their pussy at the same time…so maybe it’s same hole.

All this to say, Easter Themed Horror Movie Style Smut is a good thing…..whether it involves INCESTUOUS tag teams or not.

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2022

18

Apr

Wet Rita Ora of the Day

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Here’s some Rita Ora doing a little tribute to summer with her slutty swimsuits that I’ll assume are from last summer.

The popstar who never was, but who I guess is still trying to be by pulling any tactic she can to get noticed. It’s worked out nicely for her and because she was introduced to us via Rob Kardashian’s dick and a lucrative record deal with Jay Z before social media was really a thing, her shamelessness gets to remain “marketing” and not cries for attention even if we know it is a cry for attention.

Anyway, she lives in LA and works in Australia, so I’m not too sure what this bitch is saying about being ready for summer. She’s in a pool, which like so many pools in LA, can be SWAM in in Middle of January.

I think she’s shaming people like us Canadians, who are under an ICE WALL 9 months a year…

Now I know how fat chicks feel when they see a skinny chick in an AD.

Unrealistic WEATHER expectations….or some shit…

In other news, she adopted a dog, I love dogs, so I like her more than I did before seeing she got a dog…..DOGS are EVERYTHING and EVERYTHING is DOG.

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Now her tits and ass, that you didn’t know she had, but that she clearly wants you to know she had, so long as it is filtered through underwater photography.

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2022

18

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I realize why no one reads this site. I am a contrarian, I didn’t know that about myself, but I just go fully against whatever I am told in the news.

When Medical Workers were heroes, I was going on about how they aren’t heroes, how they don’t deserve parades because they are just doing their job…but I did discover that there’s a whole fetish around medical workers, or scrubs, which I find fucking strange.

Unless you’re a horny retard with childhood cancer as a pubescent tween being taken care of by some stripper looking bitch who presses her big tits on you when transporting you into your wheel chair, BONER GIVER or an old as shit pervert who hasn’t been with a woman, or hasn’t interacted with a nice lady in a long time, but who is seemingly helping you while you’re near death, even though she’s being paid to be there…..then I don’t get it….

I mean maybe if you’re a bored in your marriage doctor an some nurse wants you to take her under your wing, or just take her in the supply room….since nurses are the sex workers of the medical system, and these pics are the proof….

But to anyone who hates hospitals, viruses if germ theory is real, BACTERIA and the way scrubs make an ass look, then nurses gone wild, even the hotties are just gross, but since they are the sex workers of the medical industry, I guess along with Pharmaceutical sales girls, they’re always super slutty in their company cars and short skirts, seducing doctors to prescribe harder…and the medical industry is trending due to pandemics…then I guess I gotta post them, and it’s not that bad, since you can’t smell the human waste and disease on them, even if you know it’s there….THE POWER of the internet…AM I RIGHT.

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2022

18

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I still think Breast Feeding in public is some kind of exhibitionism by girls who want you to see their tits pulled out in public when they are doing their god given task of feeding their child…something that may pump endorphines through them to make them enjoy the experience so much they want to share….or maybe they just want to take advantage of the window of opportunity of having engorged tits….If you’re gonna pull a tit out in public, it might as well be at its fullest…

They just disguise it as some sort of activism, because they can’t say their pussies get wet when perverts like me are staring at them feeding their child the way nature intended because my brain acts like a censor and I can pixelated the kid out of the tit….I thank scrambled porn for that skill….so that I can focus on the tit….

YOU MUST INTELLECTUALIZE all slutty behavior, not that feeding kids is slutty, it’s natural, which is why I think they must be doing it for slutty reasons, if they feel they need to justify it….like when your wife asks you why you took an hour long shower…knowing perfectly well what you were up to….when you do a whole song and dance about how you’ve had a rough day. We’re onto you, masturbator.

Anyway, in recent newsworthy breast feeding stories on the local level, I learned that Canada has breast feeding in their CHARTER OF RIGHTS, and sure COVID shat on the CHARTER OF RIGHTS, but LEGALLY, they can’t discriminate against a pregnant or breast feeding woman for pulling her tit out….so all this activism is so dumb, IT IS ALREADY LAW and no one, especially NO dude cares….we LIKE tits pulled out in public, EVEN the gross ones for GROSS reasons like BREEDING.

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2022

18

Apr

Dylan Mulvaney’s Journey into Girlhood is Hilarious of the Day

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I’ve been seeing this “actress” and “comedian” going viral the last few days because “she” is documenting “her” journey into womandom or girlhood, you know, motherfucker is transitioning.

I am posting it, not because I am into transgender from a sexual perspective, I still find it weird and have since the late 90s when learning it was the most popular porn category when I was working for a porn company.

I am posting it because I think this motherfucker is trolling.

Now I don’t care what people identify as, I don’t care if they identify as she/her, live your life how you fucking want.

I do care about the indoctrination of children by weird, bored moms and teachers who think they are doing something good, not realizing it’s demonic and confusing, not factoring in that maybe kids don’t really have genders and that there are bigger issues in the world than genders, let them be kids, you narcissist weirdo demons.

But I don’t care when people transition, not my fucking life…but in this heated climate of gender fighting over nonsense, because we don’t have bigger issues, even though we do, where all these journeys are documented for social media, maybe half of them only happen for social media, where body modifications for a generation aren’t tattoos or piercings but rather chopping your dick off…you gotta wonder, how many of thsee people are trolling and how many are legit.

I know that I’ve debated transitioning on paper, because you can’t really get taken down by anyone when you are transgender, you can always call them transphobic, plus I think the site would be funnier if I was trans….it’s a comedic hook that will also secure better advertising, since I have no advertisers, because I’d just say “what, you don’t support trans business”….GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card, especially when people wrongfully label you a pervert stepfather predator because you called your site DRUNKENSTEPFATHER like an idiot, thinking people would see a drunk degenerate with no responsibilities and not see him as someone who diddles his stepkids…plus they were over 18 when I started the site anyway…but stillpeople who clearly were raped by their stepfathers are in greater numbers than you’d think…and they project that shit on me….

I’d rather be the DrunkenStepfather who identifies as a She/Her..to get away with all this shit…

Anyway, I think he’s trolling and NO ONE can question him….as he drops “sterotypes” of “gender” roles….

She’s a “comedian” and “actor” who lives in LA and clearly, the troll is working and it’s pretty amazing.

Day 1 of Hormones…

@dylanjamesmulvaney ITS A THEY EUPHORIA OF THE DAY! First trip to the hormone doctor! #trans #nonbinary ? original sound – Dylan Mulvaney

Day 1 of being a Girl…

@dylanjamesmulvaney Day 1 of being a girl #trans #woman ? som original – Music Lyrics

A musical interlude

@dylanjamesmulvaney A little singing gender euphoria for y’all ??? #trans #queer #musicaltheatre ? original sound – Dylan Mulvaney

Day 3 – Already a Bimbo

@dylanjamesmulvaney DAY 3 of being a girl – BIMBO EDITION @chrissychlapecka #trans #bimbo #woman ? Barbie Girl – Lady Aqua

Day 25 of Being a Girl – YOGA in the Ladies Locker…

@dylanjamesmulvaney Day 25- locker room! #yoga #trans ? original sound – Dylan Mulvaney

Day 28 of being a Girl – Shit is Expensive

@dylanjamesmulvaney DAY 28- girl this is expensiveeee #woman #trans ? Say So (Instrumental Version) [Originally Performed by Doja Cat] – Elliot Van Coup

Day 30 of Being a Girl and at Red Carpet Events…

@dylanjamesmulvaney DAY 30!!!! #trans #redcarpet @Gigi Gorgeous??? @Pierre @Nicky Champa @Moroccanoil ? Say So (Instrumental Version) [Originally Performed by Doja Cat] – Elliot Van Coup

Some Bikini Action

@dylanjamesmulvaney I went with swimsuit #2 !!!! #ellewoods #legallyblonde #burberry #harvard #trans #bikini ? Legally blond video essay – Finley Murray

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2022

18

Apr

Easter Bunny….and Other Videos of the Day

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Military Babes

Another Military Babe

I don’t Understand this Magic Trick

The Hip Walk Challenge

Fashion Regression

Stress Balls…

Titty Bounce Challenge

We’ve Got a Dancer

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2022

18

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I went onto reddit to see what kind of perverted shit everyday girls are posting in promoting their porn sites, as I do, since I have a WHOLE WEBSITE DEDICATED TO THE PERVERT SHIT NORMIES POST TO REDDIT and I saw that “COACHELLA” was trending in the “reddit news” section, which is not the reddit “all the porn channels you follow” section.

I thought to myself, did someone pay for this to be news, because I can’t imagine ANYONE giving any fucks about Coachella, but maybe that’s because I’m old as shit and live in Canada.

I remember when Coachella was a bigger deal, maybe 8-10 years ago, so I would understand why I’d be trending then, but now…that’s just weird.

Needless to say, I clicked on a few of the links, and as it turns out, the flower crown, hippie in floral and shirt shorts that Coachella was thanks to everyone being a lame ass who LARPs or COSPLAYS, so that “I’m going to Coachella, I need cheesy hippie clothing to fit in”….has become straight up Miami stripper wear from the sex shop. Assless pants, Assless dresses, mesh dresses…

All girls dress like the slow dance portion of a stripper’s routine…..and it’s pretty fucking wild for those of us who have spent way too much time in a strip club….but that’s not why Coachella was trending, it was trending for other nonsense about the Jenners or some shit, so you know it was trending because it was a Disney ad spot for their new take on Family Programming….Kardashians, who talk about dildos in their asses and how fat their vagina are. Not quite Little House on the Prairie, but maybe one of the dresses like a Prairie girl to live out their Michael Landon fetish before peeing on each other’s faces….you know wholesome AND modern all at the same time.

Here are some stepLINKS in the close enough to Morning on Easter Monday in a Godless society of heathens.

Vanessa Hudgens Went See Through at Coachella!
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McKayla Maroney Selling Lip Gloss in Her Bikini
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Suzy Cortez as a Slutty Chocolate Covered Easter Treat
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Our Favorite Goalie Mikayla Demaiter is Doing the Most for Easter
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Pat Sajak Asked Vanna White If She Ever Watched Opera in the Buff!
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2020 Compilation Of The Best Of Zach King’s Best Magic Tricks
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Street Dancers aren’t like Street Prostitutes and that’s a Flaw
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Chick Performs Crazy motorbike Stunts
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2022

15

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Anti-Depressants, obesity, Lack of self Respect, lack of self reliance, self sufficiency, Hollywood, the Internet, the media, porn, forced and recreational gene altering therapy, wokeness, cancel culture, social media, which I guess counts as internet, has all destroyed our spirit and our connection to God.

This Easter, remember the bible is real, god is real, and he is sending you messages, you just have to listen!

If we’ve learned anything the last two years of biblical level abuse from an evil force, it’s that evil is real. I’m sure we’ll all be alright, maybe we’ll go back to being a civil society who don’t have to like or agree with each other, but who don’t bother fighting with each other over nonsense, we just talk shit behind their back….like normal people.

While we experience the Johnny Depp Revival, the Ben and Jen Revival, the Britney Pregnant again Revival…can’t this generation get their own bullshit…or at least revive the way life was in the 90s…before the internet connected all the people who should have been killed off by bullying and sadness…..the only revival we need is a Christian revival.

Easter is here as we keep our fingers crossed for the cross and for that Second Coming!

We need it…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Amen.

Sara Underwood’s Outdoor Shower
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Hannah Leiner Shaking It on the Course
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Elsa Hosk Goes Braless in Blue!
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Malu Trevejo in a Sheer Dress
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Man Left Bloody After Allegedly Putting His Hands on a Female at a Leafs Game
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Pam Anderson’s Throwback MTV Cribs
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Heidi Montag Launches Epic New Campaign!
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Spanish Track and Field Athlete have some Booties
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Britney Spears Brings the Throwback!
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Marky Mark Whalberg Kept his Boogie Night’s Penis
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What 1 Million Dollars will Buy in LA Real Estate
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25 Perfect Timed Photos
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Gilbert Gottfried’s Real Voice
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Gilbert Gottfried Remembers Norm Macdonald and Bob Saget
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BTS of Chloe Bailey’s Music Video – Racy
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Nationals Shortstop Alcides Escobar Took a Pickoff Throw to the Junk
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Peyton Roi List in a Racy Floral Top!
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Hot Fit Babe on the Rope Climb
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Explosive Car Trap to Thwart Theives
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Kelly Clarkson Sings Dancing Queen
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Swedish Man Scares a Bear
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Camila Cabello is a Psychofreak
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Paige Spiranac is Having None of Your Nonsense When it Comes to Her Boobs
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Demi Rose in The Hotel Pool!
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Danger on the Ship
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When a Wolf Howls in the Forest Does it Make a Sound
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Rainbow Domino Stack
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Kaley Cuoco’s in Glamour
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Nude Model with Octopus
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Get that Weekend Started
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Gilbert Gottfried on Hollywood Squares
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Creepy Dance
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Joana and her Rainbow Panties
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VFX in the Movies
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Realistic Wax Figures
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Panthers WR Robby Anderson Does Not Want Baker Mayfield in Carolina
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Kelly Klien’s Hot Self Portraits
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420 With Donkey Tees
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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The Young Sluts of Coachella
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Madison Beer in Concert!
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Lauren Prepon Tittis at an Event
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Paris Hilton in a Photohsoot
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Kaley Cuoco’s Fake Tits in Glamour
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Natasha Lyonne in a Photoshoot
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Sofia Vergara’s in a Black Dress
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Naomi Scott in a Black Dress
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Lily Rose Depp in a Tank Top
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Hayden Panettiere’s in Public
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Tookes and Skriver Attention Seeking
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Madison Beer in Concert
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Bella Hadid LEgs – What World Are We In Where this is a Top Model
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Dakota Fanning Looks Like Dog Shit
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Ashley Greene in a Sweatsuit
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From stepSMUT!!

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HAPPY EASTER GUYS! GET READY FOR THE EASTER EGG HUNT!
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Spread Ass
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How to Get Pink Eye
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Nice Big Naturals
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32 People Having Shit Days
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Shower Dildo!
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HUGE TITTIES
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Mashup Weirdness
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Hot Amateur West Eye
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Hot Body!
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Crackhead Shit
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Dildo Bouncer!
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Playboy Germany May 2022
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Slow Mo Twerk
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Lingerie Girl in Sheer Lingerie
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Toilet Time!
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Becky G and her Big Cleavage
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Impressive Toy!
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Fighting Friday
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Mathea
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Blue Hair Nude Model
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Animals Hate Us
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Pump it Up!
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Tits Out for the Walk Home
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Hot Fingerer
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Cheerleader Fucks
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Shower Time Girls!
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She Didn’t Want this ONline
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Massive Dildo
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Fan Favorite Anal Video
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Who is into This?
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Ex Gf Sex Tape
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Girl Can’t Anal
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Gummy Bear Butt Plug!
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First Time Sex Tape
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Video Game Titty
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2022

15

Apr

Jessica Alba on All Fours in a Bikini in Cancun For Spring Break of the Day

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Old Timer Jessica Alba, who at one time was the most exciting celebrity to see in a bikini and I don’t even know why, but who has now become one of the first direct to consumer brand running celebrities to pretend she’s some brilliant businessman boss bitch lady boss bullshit…that got all the other useless celebs who were aging out excited about the prospects of exploiting their fans with shit product they don’t need, like Kate Hudson, Gwen Paltrow and basically EVER other celebrity….but hey, what’s she care, she’s a billionaire now…which is far better to these people than millionaires…if you don’t squeeze each and every fan out of their last penny, you haven’t won….VILE HUMANS…

Well, she’s allowed the paparazzi to capture her in a bikini, I guess she’s been working out, or maintaining because she’s not too busy working, running her company, for fitness and looking good.

I can’t ven tell if she looks good from this far away, I man she’s like a fucking blur in a bikini bikini, but she’s got a set of mom tits hanging off her like a set of utters, and she’s in CANCUN like it’s 90s Spring Break, back when ALBA was at her prime……going back to her roots for OLD times, maybe some kind of near 41 midlife crisis… she turns 41 April 28, I googled it, I don’t randomly know people’s birthdays….I’m not an actual fan of these garbage humans, but bikini tits on an old classic….fine.

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2022

15

Apr

Lucy Hale Bikini of the Day

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Lucy Hale is in a bikini like I give a fuck, she’s one of the most boring celebrities around and I don’t understand why they keep giving her work, she’s so fucking boring, I can only assume she has dirt on the head of the CW network who keeps handing her shows, maybe he used to diddle her….but probably not anymore, and not even because she’s too old for hollywood execs to diddle, but because she’s so fucking boring, why would anyone bother.

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