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2022

08

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

After marrying a fat lady, justifying it for the tits, I can say with confidence that the smartest move is to marry the ass and buy the tits later, assuming you even need to do that, because tiny tits are wonderful, manageable, bring the same level of unique personality, all while being on a body that for the most part will degrade better than one with a big set of tits.

The big set of tits is just a liability, not because of breast cancer, but because it’s a roll of the dice as to whether the lady will be able to keep her small frame, because biology is going to make her want to grow into the big tits.

I realize that the media, TIKTOK views, even in this feminist era of slutty empowered FEMINISM…HAPPY WOMEN’S DAY….get naked for your cause, that’ll teach us empowerment, maybe sell us a 9.99 per month subscription to do vile things to yourself for 10 dollars…because you look at the aggregate of all the dudes giving you 10 dollars to do vile things to yourself for a month…not the micro level of a dude is giving you 10 dollars to see you do vile things to yourself….which I’d argue is a great deal for the dude busting out 10 dollars…what’s 10 dollars when gas is 8 dollars a Gallon…ya know…your pussy is worth a gallon of gas….and if you really want to do to the math…it’s actually 10 dollars for 30 days, or 33 CENTS a day, to see the pussy….CHEAPER than a price of coffee…these bitches should make videos commercials like the Foster an African Aids baby you don’t ever need to meet….

Anyway…tits get hits, so simple minded ladies think big tits are better than their tits, so they go out and slaughter their tits to get big tits, and it’s a fucking tragedy, when they should just embrace the small tits, like these babes…and give us content around the small tits, because small tits hold their own any day of the week because THEY ARE TITS and TINY tits are TITTIES too.

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2022

08

Mar

Rebecca Black Got Them Tits On of the Day

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I don’t know if Rebecca Black is the first viral music star to every happen. I can remember a few big viral songs from Ayesha to Gangnam Style, but FRIDAY, was massive, people still reference it today, and I hate Rebecca Black for that, but she really got the shit end of the deal, which I guess she’s reclaiming now that she’s old enough to have her tits out.

She was made fun of for having a HUGE fucking song that they put out fully independent and the industry didn’t throw a million dollar deal at her, instead they let her fade away as a YOUTUBE one hit wonder….probably not realizing she’d grow a set of tits like this…

I guess she was just before her time, because now they’ll sign a bitch who doesn’t even make music to their label, because she’s got TikTok fans for her bad dancing and making her sing well is easy, computers do the singing for you, this is marketing motherfuckers…

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2022

08

Mar

Beatrice Bouchard Slutty Bikini of the Day

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Beatrice Bouchard is a hometown hottie, who gets the benefit of being a rich kid and being a twin to a celebrity tennis star….meaning, she gets to live a better life than most and that’s her right…if you don’t like it, go yell at your dad for not doing better for you, instead of blaming yourself for not figuring it out, since it seems to be pretty easy to get off the internet these days….so many millionaires…I’m just not one of them…

I am always into the celebrity sister, because they are the lazy ones, the ones with feelings of inadequacies, but who are all about mooching off their sibling’s name and accomplishment to get a little more out of life than they would if they didn’t have them to coattail ride….

In this case, Beatrice is like a standard influencer, in bikini, posing in great places, doing lazy ass shit, not really working too hard…just being herself…probably planning big moves that will be easy to execute to keep busy, but not in any rush or timeline….while her sister has to TRAIN daily to maintain her career, sponsors, etc..because she hasn’t retired life….

Since they are twins, it makes it all the funnier, one has to grind out, the other gets to just do bikini shit in nice places, and I guess that’s a win for all of us since girl looks good to me.

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2022

08

Mar

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I am not complaining about how skimpy the bikini has become, because it’s fucking awesome, and the reality is that the thong or g-string bikini probably existed since the fucking 60s or some shit. It was just meant for hot chicks, hookers, sugar babies back when they were called trophy wives, strippers and porn chicks. Now, they are for everyone.

I distinctly remember school trips to the waterpark, swim days, etc featuring NO bikinis and not because it was a rule, they didn’t need the rule, no one wore bikinis

Sure, I lived in a landlocked area, but whores will be whores and strip down if they get the chance. It’s not reserved for beach front communities.

Thanks to Facebook and Instagram, the swimsuit pic became a prerequisite to being human, the bikinis got skimpier and skimpier to get those likes and follows, and now we all get a taste of being beach bum hippies surrounded by babes tanning half naked, even when they aren’t…

You probably can’t go to the public pool in the summer without seeing some mom’s asshole behind her thong bikini, because that’s the trend, and I guess that’s better than looking like the 50+ geriatric lesbian swim team about to do laps…

This is a round-up of SWIMWEAR in pictures….not all bikinis, but all pretty racy…the way you’d want swimwear to be.

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2022

08

Mar

Titties by the Mountains and Other Videos of the Day

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She’s a Vibe

Get into Uniform

Working the Dick Size

Quite the Tit

Them Tits

COWGIRL

LOoking Out the Window

Wardrobe Change

Big Up the Massive…RIP Skibadee

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

08

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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People are realizing how stupid the people on the one narrative are, finally… fuck…

I realize there are still a huge amount of people who see things in the mainstream retard way…

BUT luckily people are starting to call out the bullshit, because the bullshit isn’t doing a good job at hiding the truth…

I knew that people out there always had it in them to question what they were being told, but they didn’t believe in themselves or care enough to stick to their guns, easier to go along with it, until realizing…HOLY SHIT THIS IS OUT OF CONTROL….which is where we are at now..

Don’t fall for the lies! Do your own investigating, or ignoring, because apathy is ok…

We don’t all need to have opinions on things we don’t understand…

Ignorance is bliss, I know I preferred it…LUCKILY….I am still ignorant…and you should be too.

Get that flip phone, move out to the wilderness, grow your own food and ignore the “grind” which is clearly the biggest fucking lie..

You want me to HUSTLE to buy shit I don’t need and to never HUSTLE enough to be happy…

When I can just switch my thinking and be a self fulfilled human learning how to make free energy with magnets…probably the reason they want us all in our cages consuming their nonsense…because truth destroys the spell we’ve all be under for generations!

Here are some stepLINKS….with my TIN FOIL HAT on….EMF’s will destroy us.

Camila Cabello Flashed the UK
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The World’s Hottest Mechanic
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Maria Kn Unfiltered Nude Model
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TikTok User Snitches On LeBron After Appearing to Catch the Lakers Star and a Woman Exchange Touches
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Skunk Messes with Possum…
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Wild Dogs Hunting Antelope Stuck On The Edge Of A Cliff!
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Girl Tricks VS Boy Tricks
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Spiderman Touches Hands of People on Escalators
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Cam Sluts Being Hot
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2022

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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In the event the “great awakening” still becomes the great reset, which it may before Jesus saves everyone who chooses his side, at least that’s what the Book of Revelation says…..

You should definitely take advantage of the fall of society, the lack of religion, community, morals and values…the over medicated, soulless, depressed because there is no future generation of perverts ou there…

With COVID over, I am sure you can find the best “Lookin’ Good Sweetheart” on Reddit to live out all your dreams…but probably not, even if the “Looking Good Sweethearts” may not be desperate enough for you…..

But maybe you can let some “bulls” fuck your wife while you wait to eat out the come….you know take what you can get in these unprecedented perverse times of extreme fucking weirdness that feels like the world may be imploding on itself…

Here are some stepLINKS…

I SAID…Here are some stepLINKS…

Vanessa Hudgens in a See Through Gown
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Kristin Cavallari Had Whipped Cream Licked Off of Her During “Magic Mike Live” in Vegas
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Willow Smith in a Racy Outfit
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Alica ?chmidt is in the Zone…DAMN.
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Lottie Moss Topless Selfie in a Thong
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Charli XCX On All Fours because She is Pretty Popular Now!
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Willow Smith is in a Skimpy Outfit
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Pam Anderson is Heading to Broadway!
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Leonie Hanne in a See Through
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The Crotch Cannon…
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Calmest Owl Ever…
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Man Asks UberEats Drivers To Have Dinner With Him!
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Professional Fingerboarder
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Journeyman Soccer Player’s Injury Filled Career Blamed on Having Sex Up to 10 Times a Week With His Ex
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Big Booty Model
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The Deep Water Trailer is HEre
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Gigi Hadid for Ukraine
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The Backstory of 10 Famous Paintings
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7 Worst Animals to haave as Pets
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Do You Have These Skills?
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Selena Gomez’s Kidney Donor Francia Raisa in a Revealing Dress
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Do Some Scrolling
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NKOTB have a new Music Video
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Epic Ping Pong Trick Shot
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Fighter Jet A Bit Too Close To A Passenger Jet!
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Tennessee Basketball Got a Big Win Over Arkansas, But It’s a Cheerleader’s Booty That Has Our Attention
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IG Model Sara Cheek in Lingerie
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Otters Drink Sparkling Water for the First Time
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Pranking Radio Host With Surprise Song!
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Chiefs Heiress Gracie Hunt Coming in Hot From a Beach Vacation
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Kim Kardashian is Taped Up and Faceless – WEIRD.
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Person Just Keeps Getting Stuck Midway Through The Water Slide
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BKFC Fighter Rachael Ostovich Chilling Poolside
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Fitness Model Whitney Johns Lingerie Model
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Toyota Supra With 1,000HP!
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Australian Boxer Skye Nicolson to Make Her Professional Debut After Turning Heads at Her Weigh-In
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Popstar Kerry Katona is a Millionaire Again thanks to OnlyFans
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Candice Swanepoel in a Photoshoot
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Cindy Bruna Being Slutty In Paris
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Ava Philippe Dog Walking
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Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage
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Isabelle Fuhrman at an Event
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Kristen Stewart at an Event
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Sydney Sweeney Not as Hot without the tits
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Daisy Edgar Jones at an Event
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Kristeen Stewart Sheer Dress at an Event
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Charli XCX in NYC Dressed Crazy – It’s Still Winter
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Paris Jackson in Paris…META
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Lily James is hot in a Bra Top
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Chloe Cherry Does a Photoshoot
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Gigi Hadid in a Fashion Shoot Waring Short Skirt
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Tinashe Squeezing her Tits Together
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Madison Beer Doing Nothing Interesting
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Olivia Rodrigo’s Leaving a Concert
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Olivia Culpo’s in Pantyhose
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Christina Hendricks Big Cleavage
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Rosario Dawson at an Event
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Ambrosio in a Magazine..
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Rebecca Black in a Photoshoot
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Hailey Bieber Big Cleavage in Paris
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Ashley Tisale’s in Leggings
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Seyfried Legs
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Bella Hadid See Through
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Seyfried in a Photoshoot
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From stepSMUT!!

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Serious Ass Toy
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Camtastrophes!
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Holy Titty Flash
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9 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Big Ass Spread
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21 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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BIG SURF TITS
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They Say it’s Not Prostitution if you have a Camera
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Stella Takes Off her Clothes
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Lesbian Pussy EAting!
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Back Seat Driver
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Big Titty Jiggle
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Walmart Titty Shuffle
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Hot Girls of Reddit
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Hole in the Leggings
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Mental Mondays
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Hot Coffee Tits!
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Babe Does a Pussy Show
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Doggy Style Anal with a Dildo
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Fishnet Girl Sucks Dick with a Dildo in
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Hot Body on the Beach
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Pedicure and Dildo Show
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Friend Fucks His Wife
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Naked Mia Thorne…
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Dildo Stool
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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Dildo in the Ass with Ears On
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Girl Squirts
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Athletic Dildo Fuck
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Selena Adams Busty..
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The Masturbator
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Cock Warmer
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Impressive Dildo in her Ass
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Naked ALice
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Pee Girl
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2022

07

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Titty Top of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is in Paris, because Europe’s the most happening place to be right now, and not even because of Fashion week, the show must go on….no matter what..so long as you blacklist the Russians…even the innocent ones…being discriminated against for their politics…with today’s logic of “they don’t agree with me, so CUT OFF THEIR PORN”…

Anyway, maybe Hudgens is based in Paris, to be close to Ukraine, so she can join other actors in the storyline they are pushing on us at this chapter in the anthology that is our existence…

But I do know that she brought her tits and that is all I need to know…all the other shit is just soul sucking noise…when tits are where WE do the sucking….or something.

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2022

07

Mar

Charli XCX Panties of the Day

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Apparently, the recent soul sold to the devil officially hosted SNL, I wouldn’t know because that’s part of the other timeline going on right now and I can’t relate to their jokes in any fucking way…but I’ve hated SNL most of my adult life..

I just find it interesting, barely interesting, that all of a sudden Charli XCX, a signed songstress who found her fame die in small venues….even with her tits out…goes through the pandemic, does super satanic music videos, photoshoots and her overall look….instead of doing basically nothing, like the rest of her career and now there’s NETFLIX docs on her marketing campaign, I didn’t watch it, not even for the tits….is hosting SNL, doing late night shows…all of a sudden mattering, because apparently someone out there wants her mattering right now…

It’s pretty heavy shit, but not as heavy as the tits I distract myself with, or in this case….a panty gyration…humping the air like it was Satan’s leg….grinding the world on Late Night Network TV…not that anyone was watching but they pretend this is the big times…

Looks good to me.

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2022

07

Mar

Kara Del Toro Nipples of the Day

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Kara Del Toro may not be the hottest instagram model out there, but she has big tits and she hustles those big tits….

I realize that the ass is more important than the tits, my friend just posted some rednecks on Spring Break in the late 90s saying “Marry the ass, buy the tits” and that’s really something I caught onto at a young age, knowing tits get sloppy as they age and that girls with big tits for the most part end up catching up to their big tits as they age….meaning they get fat…so ASS is far more important than tits in EVERY SINGLE case…except maybe a few outlying cases….

Kara Del Toro, not Benicio’s or Guillermo’s daughter has been to all kinds of events, premieres, fucking paparzzi moments, consistently…using those tits for good before it is too late for the tits.

In todays edition of Instagram Model with something to prove, you may even see some nipple.

Is that worth jacking off to, who cares…none of this shit is worth jacking off to…I just document the celebrity and wannabe celebrity tits…stop being so high maintenance.

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