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2022

Apr

January Jones Cleavage of the Day

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I know that your eyes probably go straight for the tits when looking at these pics of January Jones, that’s basically by design and what she’s clearly hoping for when she oput this weird dress outfit on for a selfie photoshoot for her social media because she’s an attention seeking twat who is rotting out from the inside and I guess the outside too.

I like some big cleavage, hard nipples, even when they aim to the ground too, why the fuck not, I like tits, we all like tits…but the tits aren’t good enough for me to not look at her mid section that looks pretty meaty or the face that looks pretty hard and masculine, just the way a rich guy who knocked her up for a payout would want it to be, in order to keep the pregnancy under wraps.

The point of the story, the tits aren’t good enough to justify her celebrity status, but she seems to think that and we’ll still look. So I guess it’s a win for this narcissist

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2022

Apr

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Here’s some pics of girls in swimwear.

I call it “Thing to Wear to the Beach” which isn’t entirely accurate of a title, but it starts with a T and it’s fucking Tuesday, so we have to keep it on LETTER, like how the Kardashians are all named with the letter “K” because they are demon fucks sent from the depths of hell to kill society and culture single handedly……only for SWIMWEAR and not really Kardashian at all….

I like to think that in my youth, I was deprived of bikinis and swimwear…being in Canada there’s snow. That’s not to say other girls weren’t in swimwear or swimming, they are Canadians not mutants, it’s to say that I wasn’t around it so with those feelings of inadequacies, I’ve been pretty fixated on making up for lost time on the internet….

So now that things are out of control and swimwear is everywhere….I’m still that thirsty for bikini teen who will NEVER see enough swimwear, so here’s a round up of random bikini pics of random bitches pulled from the internet….where the bikini lives….as beaches require leaving your damn house.

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2022

Apr

Watch Out for the Quarantine Police of the Day

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You’ve probably seen the videos coming out of China around the 0 COVID policy that I’m convinced is a psy-op to keep the normie triple or quad vaccinated people here scared to leave their house.

I’ve seen your heroes like Foochi say shit like “Lockdowns are the best way to use fear and scare people into vaccinations”….so dreamy, what a hero….totally cares about or well being with those vaccines that work so well…just ask your triple vaccinated friends with heart disease they never had, in their triple mask and surgical gloves, unwilling to leave the house because COVID is real…

I generally don’t pay attention to propaganda from the origin country of the virus, their original videos created 2 years of fuckign abuse that I don’t know if we’ll ever recover. I know I’m not the same as I was two years ago after these lockdowns, it was ABUSE, but at least I’m not going to stroke out from experimental gene therapy in 5-10 years thanks to fearing pharma and knowing all the animals in the MRNA trials DIED….LOL….you gotta be crazy…..THEY ARE CRIMINALS.

Anyway, crazy Chinese lockdowns, people are jumping out of buildings, starving, etc etc….whether you buy it or not….

Then there’s videos of them killing dogs, cats and PIGS for COVID….these people are PSYCHOS…but the propaganda works so WATCH OUT!

But this video right here, this one is the one worth watching……best thing out of China since everything you own or purchase since it’s ALL made in China, but you get what I mean.

I guess the best way to beat lockdowns is for everyone to say “No thanks”…..and go about life as normal…but no one seems to do that…..I know there’s finally a MASS AWAKENING happening, thank god for that, but we’re not there, but even Jack from TWITTER is calling out CNN….weird alternate universe.

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2022

Apr

Can You Taste the Salt Prank of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that TikTok has found the ultimate in challenges for the world we live in..

The “If you shake a salt shaker on your tongue, you can actually taste the salt”….TRY IT OUT….

I figure since we’re a bunch of dick-suckers as a culture, this one will speak to your souls, assuming that you haven’t already pulled this prank on your mom or on your granny or on strangers at the grocery store…ideally using your dick instead of an invisible salt shaker you know to make it more pleasurable.

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2022

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s so much exciting news going on, from Johnny Depp’s psy-op designed to make him hireable for the next Pirates movie, so they’re sacrificing Amber Heard and positioning her as a woman who lies about being abused for attention. It happens, it may have happened to you. I know at least a dozen guys with psycho girlfriend’s or wives who have accused them of rape or abuse because it suited their psycho needs and you KNEW that there was no way dude did either of those things because he’s the biggest CUCK you now who would end up with a chick like that….

Then there’s the judge finally dropping the illegal mask mandates on flights, not that it really affects us here in Canada, because if you’re not vaccinated, you still aren’t allowed to travel, since the powers that be are fucking psychos…..just about as psycho as the blue haired obese genderless freaks that want to teach your kids about sex on TikTok and in schools….you know the ones that girl who runs LIBS OF TIKTOK, one of the best accounts exposing these nut jobs by JUST POSTING their own videos…..well the Washington Post reporter who cried about DOXXING people, DOXXED her, since the internet’s not allowed to be the internet, separate to REAL life, where people can do things for fun anonymously…..as it turns out, the account owner is an orthodox Jewish girl with reasonable Judo Christian Values…IMAGINE THAT….and they are posturing her as hate speech, because they are NUTS and have no sense of humor and can’t laugh at their damn self….

Anyway, the DOXXER is some freak named Taylor Lorenz who I’m sure is so proud of her “scoop” exposing a fucking hero, calling her a right ring conspiracy theorist who fuels all the right wing pundits with her reposting of TikToks….is this really fucking news? I’m sure she’s fucking proud of her “journalism”. Freak.

This is the lady, with clown filter, crying about DOXXING, while getting famous for DOXXING….these people are FUCKING nuts and have zero self awareness in their virtue signaling…

But back to the masks on planes, you know there’s a bunch of outrage on TWITTER about it, people so mad and not willing to travel, because posting their unfounded hypochondria is supposed to be the benchmark of normal….like catering to a triple vaccinated co-worker who won’t come to work because of COVID….at a certain point you’re fucking crazy and should be fired for being crazy….

In reality, when the airlines announced, happily that MASKS are optional….the actual people on the PLANES went nuts…..because stop forcing us to wear disgusting things that don’t work on our damn faces you monsters…..and EVERYONE agrees, except a small percentage of woke and miserable people that society has decided is the baseline we need to cater to even if they are mental….when society doesn’t feel that way or look that way at all….Twitter is not real life…but ELON’s probably trying to take over real life too….

If you want to wear one, wear one, but it shouldn’t be forced or give you license to scream at me for not wearing a mask because I’m not a pussy and figure my immune system’s gonna kill me regardless…

Too many people are brainless NPCs, it’s at the point of silly…

Some morning Links…

Genie Bouchard Turned Heads at Coachella
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Hot Sienna Miller Takes Us Through Her Wardrobe!
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Topless Model Under the Orange Light
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Marshawn Lynch purchases stake in NHL side alongside rapper Macklemore
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Jason Momoa with star in Minecraft movie
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Using A Compass To Draw Many Sketches On One Sheet!
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Why People Snore
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The Price Is Right Show Awards The Biggest Winner In Daytime History!
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Man Gets Out Of His Car To Give A Random Stranger His Umbrella!
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Be Ready for 4/20 With Donkey Tees
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2022

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Easter Monday….

If you haven’t eaten some ham because you have convinced yourself that pigs aren’t genetically way too fucking close to humans, so you’re basically a cannibal…then you probably should…..

If you haven’t hid egg shaped vibrators in your ass for everyone to dig through that BUSSY to find….

The did you even EASTER at all?!

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Katie Sigmond Went to Coachella with her Booty
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Kendall Jenner’s Topless Tan
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Vanessa Hugens Hot at Coachella in a Bikini an Sheer Dress
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The Wind Plays a Girl in the pool
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Dua Lipa’s Panty Flash Selfie
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Karrueche Tran’s See Through
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Patrick Mahomes and His Wife Hit Up Coachella
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Alexis Ren Hot in the Desert
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Charli XCX in a New Video
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Patrick Beverley’s Girlfriend Mandana Bolourchi Congratulated Him on Getting into the Playoffs
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Suzy Cortez’s Hot and Messy Easter Shoot
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Creepy Easter Round-Up
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Madonna Easters with the Kids
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In Sad News – Ronaldo Announces Death of Baby
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Kids Can Be Evil
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Pat Sajak Asked Vanna White If She Ever Watched Opera in the Buff!
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Sports Hottie of the Day
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Olympic Cyclist Powers A Toaster!
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DJ Khaled Gets On Stage, Gets Booed Off By The Audience!
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Girl Pulls Off Insane Stunts On A Motorcycle!
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Happy Easter from Social Media Star Maddison Fox
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BKFC Knockouts Girls Have Something for Your Monday Blues
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14-Year-Old Kid Runs Incredibly Fast On The Track!
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The Best Chris Farley Entrance Ever!
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Throwback Michael Schumacher Avoiding People on the Track
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Former Police Commissioner Quit Her Job to Become a Full-Time Dominatrix!
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McKayla Maroney Selling Lip Gloss in Her Bikini
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Times When Chickens Totally Owned Eagles!
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Motorcycle with Half a Handlebar Wins
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Woman’s Pet Rats are Like Puppies
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Our Favorite Goalie Mikayla Demaiter is Doing the Most for Easter
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Girl Pulls Off Insane Stunts On A Motorcycle
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MMA Hottie Pearl Gonzalez Dressed Up as a Sexy Rabbit and Ate a Carrot for Easter
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iPhone’s Battery Explodes While In The Process
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Some Artsy Nudes by a Photojournalist
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Fans React to Jimmy Garoppolo Snapping a Pic With a Hooters Girl
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Bai Ling in a Bikini
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Rumer Willis in Ass Shorts
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Morena Baccarin in a Photoshoot
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Dua Lipa Cleavages
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Diane Kruger Old Legs in a Photoshoot – Still Looking Good
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Simone Ashley in a Photoshoot – WHO?
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Anne Hathaway on a Balcony
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Dove Cameron Looking Nuts on the Streets
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Claudia Jessie in a Photoshoot
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Storm Reid at an Event
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Miley Cyrus in Love in a Titty Dress
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Meadow Walker and her Face Diaper
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Lucy Boynton in a Dress
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Famke Janssen’s on the Streets
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Alison Brie at an Event
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Camilla Forchhammer Christensen in a Photoshoot
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Dua Lipa’s in a Tight Outfit on Stage
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Borat’s Child Prostitute in a Photoshoot
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Public Degenerates
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Titty Jiggle in the Pool
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23 People Having a Shit Day
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Wand Rockin’
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Tits So Big she Needs Bigger Hands
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Booty!
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Stupid Human Shit
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Toying Herself
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She Forgot her Panties
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They Call This Retard Corner
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Psychology of the Double Stuff
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Solving Global Warming
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Mental Monays
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Slow Dildo Ride
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Hot Ass in the Hot Tub Gets Brought inside to Fuck
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Camping Sluts
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Touchin the Pussy
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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Say it Don’t Spray It
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Apparenlty he Fucked his Friend’s Aunt
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Hot Body Sluts
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How to Get Pink Eye
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Lingerie Dildo Bounce
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Solid Sex Tape Partner
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Near Misses
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Sluts on Bikes
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Perky Tit Dildo Ride
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Mom Banging Like She’s Still in College
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Falling Out of their Top
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Trimmed Bush and a Dildo
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How She Paid for Paris
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2022

Apr

Caroline Vreeland Nude of the Day

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I don’t know where this Caroline Vreeland, who for the record is a massive boobed model who was an LA scenster before moving to Canada to make babies, eat Maple Syrup and face the cold for LOVE….which is actually a pretty remarkable story….

I live in Canada and I highly doubt ANY instagram famous, massive titty, to the point where the ridiculous tits could power a an instagram of their own, you know two highly personable tits you’d follow because their so freakishly big, the way you want massive tits to be….GO BIG OR GO HOME….not that she had much say in their size, genetics or dairy and poultry from questionable sources maybe, but probably not by design….

But yeah, girls just don’t leave the comfort of the LA scene, or the Miami scene, to live behind the socialist ice wall that is Canada….if anything they all go the other way and leave Canada for the promise of being immersed with some of the worst and least interesting people in the world, who think they are important, because they are in LA or rich….

When Vreeland first made the move for her Canadian husband, I was convinced as a Canadian that it was just a fling, but clearly he mastered her vagina in ways that would make her weather an 8 months long storm…..MAYBE love is real…..like these monster boobs that we should all SEE a lot more of because when you are built like this, containing them is a crime against them….MAYBE something the tits can sue her for emancipation like angry teens who want their freedom…only tits…and if that ever happens, I have a basement apartment that can house them.

This is a new mom, doing new mom thing, and she’s looking better than she did before being a mom….I still don’t understand how that works but it seems to be a constant thread with these breeders….WHY ARE YOU ALL BETTER AFTER KIDS THAN BEFORE….that goes against EVERYTHING I believe.

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2022

Apr

Eva Longoria Bikini Ass of the Day

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I always thought Eva Longoria was A LOT of hype and I didn’t really understand how they managed to take her as far as they did, but people fucking love her, and she’s embraced on an international level, and not just by the Basketball player she once married, but by the people.

I had NO idea that that Desperate Housewives show was such a big fucking deal, because it’s pretty fucking trash, but for whatever reason, it launched this First Generation Mexican to a place where she could have the Mexican Gardeners and now where she was a Mexican Gardener….I mean, I don’t even think she knows how to speak Spanish, but instead is one of those first gen’s who just fully got into American culture that she now runs it with her production company and pile of money.

I do think she looks better than usual in this bikini, fat ass in a good way, because there’s been times in our 15 year relationship with Eva Longoria where she was fat in the wrong way, but when you’re rich and have access, there’s no excuse for a bad fat ass, only good fat asses, she can afford teams of people from trainers, to dieticians, to cosmetic surgery or spa treatments that cost millions for the ass….so next time you see a rich fuck with a shit ass know they’re just being lazy and bold…testing the waters to see how gross they can get before the people turn on them….and in this case, Longoria is skewing on the good side of evil…so we’ll acknowledge that, which doesn’t mean we think she’s good….it just means she’s better than she’s been….

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2022

Apr

Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is doing some posing in her bikini and is looking pretty fucking good because she recently ripped her CERVIX apart for her baby, so that the baby would come out alive, which it did.

I don’t know if birthing, or ripped cervixes or would it be cervices are your thing, I would figure you’re more the kind of guy who doesn’t ever make contact with the cervix, for short dicks and lack of women letting you near their vaginas, but maybe when you vigorously masturbate you think about the porn chick you’re watching gt railed as “I’d destroy your cervix, if only I had enough money to hire you to do a porn shoot in my house, despite not having a penis long enough to make contact with your cervix, but maybe I could buy an extender”…you weird angry fuck.

I do know that birthing didn’t really stop her model and athlete muscle memory from happening, unless these are photoshopped, becasue she’s as good as she was and that makes no sense….but I’m sure she didn’t use a Ukrainian baby factory of surrogats that I read about in the news…and that she did infact give birth because out of all the VS models, she’s one I don’t think is a tranny trying to trick us as a trap or a pass.

Point of the story, Elsa Hosk is being expensive in her Ketchup and Mustard bikini, the hot dog bun you’d want to slide your hot dog in because she’s wonderful and that’s how we honor wonderful ladies. That and cum tributes. Which I still don’t understand but unfortunately know they happen.

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2022

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFS aren’t all blown out pussies with a lot of baggage and trauma from being left to fend for themselves when that American Dream of picket fence, family, suburbs, that was sold to them fell apart thanks to the husband downloading TINDER….for SEX…because she got old, fat, tired and annoying in part because she stopped fucking him with her old blown out pussy….

Some MILFS still have some pride, take care of themselves and look good doing it, but that’s all based on how rich the husband is normally…or what their jobs are…..because if they’re a working model they’ll look good as a Mom, if they work at Walmart cash, they probably won’t, unless they moonlight as strippers.

Point being, I don’t think MILFS are the same as they were when I knew MILFs, all desperate for attention while hating themselves and their bodies, because these MILFS seem to have embraced motherhood enough to try to make you cum, not that you cumming is a sign of embracing motherhood….but it’s definitely a sign of them not being disgusted by themselves, even if they should be…you know DOING MOM SHIT…not softcore PORN shit….

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