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2022

01

Mar

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

Things to Wear to the Beach was once “the ratio”…..but then the Ratio dried up and as enterprising people around here…we adapted…sure you could say that I didn’t adapt to social media where everyone gets there news, which is why this site DOES NOT exist anywhere in the world besides this shitty corner of the internet before the internet censors delete us all..which will happen so take it in..

So I’m not good at adapting to original content production, it takes a lot of work, I am not good at adapting to social media and other tech trends that would have probably put me in a more lucrative position….fucking hookers in private jets, not behind dumpsters to coverup the smell of their dirty cunts….but I adapted to “No more ratios”….by bringing you SWIMWEAR SLUTS…because swimwear is porn to me, at least any time I see a bitch in a bikini, and thanks to FACEBOOK I’ve been able to jack off to so many friends, wives of friends, colleagues, associates, neighbors….VACATION PICS are porn…so I’ll assume some of these girls know people, maybe even you…and for that…it’s PORN too.

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2022

01

Mar

Anja Rubik Nude of the Day

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Anja Rubik is basically a fucking dinosaur in terms of fashion modeling, but thanks to modern technology, she still looks good…there was a time the Polish tall, rich, decent size titty model was doing ALL the fashion nudity in an era that perverts turned to fashion for the titties, even though of us with no business knowing anything about fashion in the first place, just a “We came her for the tits”….back when every lame ass streetwear Kanye West fan didn’t really fuck with high fashion..

WE THE PERVERTS WERE THERE FIRST>….

I’ve been JACKING OFF TO FASHION WEEK SINCE THE LATE 80s motherfuckers..

Anyway, RUBIK, a relic of time long ago, when nudity was high paid or editorial, and not every bitch was pulling out tit for attention, I guess the motivation was the same…show the tits to get paid…but the quality of it went pretty suburban….it was fine dining, now fast food, but sometimes one of the experts crawls out of the life of luxury to remind you what was….THIS IS that time.

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2022

01

Mar

Kaia Gerber Tattooed of the Day

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Nothing like a celebrity daughter who is now a model of her own because she was raised in a morally void environment surrounded by the worst kind of demons who figured “throw her into modelling, that’ll learn her some responsibility”….almost like a farmer or homesteading family having a bunch of kids for chore, you know for survival, on these homesteaders are worth 100s of millions of dollars, have houses all over the place and figure “give her something to do”….

I don’t know if this is her interpretation of Pete Davidson’s AIDS cock, but we’ll assume that it is….

I do know that tattoos disgust me, especially sporadic prison tattoos that make a girl look dirty in the wrong way, like that she needs to be hosed down and not like she needs to be hosed down by your piss…there’s a difference…

She is potentially naked, definitely in panties, is skinny, so whatever, worth lookin’ at a rich kid being exploited…instead of just living at one of their resort like properties off her fucking allowance…it’s an “EARN YOUR KEEP BY SURROUNDING YOURSELF WITH THE WORST PEOPLE DOING THE WORST THING TO PUSH BULLSHIT PRODUCTS AND AGENDAS NO ONE NEEDS”…

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2022

01

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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TINY TITS are wonderful, manageable and delicious…

They are like those fancy foodie plates from the obnoxious restaurants the assholes of the internet go to, you know the pretentious meals that they pretend are so fucking wonderful, when an outsider, an obese fuck who likes the all you can eat buffet looks at in disgust…like how will that slimey ass spoonful of grool satisfy my appetite you queer foodie fucks…ONLY the titty version…which makes it far more enjoyable…

You know, you don’t need big sloppy trough titties to get you through life, sometimes, the small and wonderful ones are more than enough, especially if you like skinny bitches with nice asses…rocking that model body…which I do..

Here are some tiny tits being empowered…or some shit…as you stare at them.

Pervert.

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2022

01

Mar

Titty Window and Other Videos of the Day

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Titty Get Hate from the 40 Year Olds

Body Show

Hard Working Nurses

Let’s Play a Game

Big Booty

Showing off the Skirt

TikTok Titty Dance

Titty On the Phone

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2022

01

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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With all the propaganda out there, it’s pretty easy to see that the internet has been weaponized. I am sure it’s always been the case, but we’ve been able to survive in our own weir obscure pockets of the internet, but I see those walls caving in pretty quickly…and it’s like watching a family member die…

I may hate the internet, but the internet is why we are here today, so that is why I want to make DrunkenStepfather a church of the internet where we celebrate the purity and the amazingness of our MOTHER INTERNET….before it is fully taken away…in whatever bastardized form they have planned for her…

We must worship what she represented and why we all fell in love with her….so let’s get to the tits…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Britney is Naked and Playing with her Tits at the Beach
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Penelope Cruz is Still hot as Shit
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Chelsea Goalie Kepa Arrizabalaga’s Miss Universe Girlfriend Shows Support for Him After Shootout Loss
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The Drone That Can Go 220 KM/H
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100 Wheel Lego Vehicle to Jerk Off To
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5 Times Singers Get Impressed by Fans Singing
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Romy and Michelle at the SAG Awards to Remind You we Live in a SImulation….who even cared about that movie when it came out…I mean…WEIRD…
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Cam Girls are Hot. I like To Jerk Off On Them…
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2022

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Fuck the internet..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Britney Spears NUDE on the Beach – Set to Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game
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UFC Fighter Mackenzie Dern in a Thong
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Vanessa Hudgens is Ready for Award Season
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Alex Daddario Big Cleavage
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Pregnant Rihanna See Thru
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20 Low Budget Box Office Hits
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Look Ma, I’m a Dragon Fail
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Pilots Getting Annoyed by Flight Attendants – SHOT
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Man Catches Wife Cheating
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The Red Carpet Looks from the SAG Awards
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Brielle Biermann Celebrated Her Birthday by Spilling Out of Her Top
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Hulk Hogan Getting A Divorce
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Kara Del Toro Rocks the Underboob
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Brittany Matthews’ Bachelorette Party Recap
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Heidi Klum’s Dominatrix Outfit is Hot
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Random Memes Round Up
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Heading into the Week like a Pro Fail
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Kid Manages To Prank Stepfather
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Most Painful Video Ever
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IG Model Kaitlyn Bertrand Did Her Thing as a Ring Card Girl for Pro Box TV
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Peacock Hides The Office Chili Recipe in User Agreement
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Elsa Hosk Lingerie Tease
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WWE Superstar Carmella Ready to Bare It All
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What Barbie Ferreira from Euphoria Wears in a Week
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Security Camera Catches Missile Crash
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Car Overtake Big Rig
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Everything Streaming in March
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini
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Hot Olympic Pole Vaulter Looking Good in Bikini
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Gallery of hot Twins
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Collateral Damage
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Hippos Can’t Swim
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FedEx Van Rolling
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Alyssa Lynch Bikinis!
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Paige Spiranac Hot with her Booty
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Ana Cheri is Chasing Waterfalls!
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Elephant Plays with Human
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Wet Fart Prank
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Hot Pro Golfer Brander Morgan
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Blind Woman Prank
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Giant Carrot Prank
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Jerry Jones Allegedly Brought Buddies to Sip Cocktails and Leer at Cheerleaders During Workouts
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Find Engagement, Anniversary Gifts and Much More With Prezzybox
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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SAG Awards in Picture…
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Ambrosio Bikini in Caribbean…
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Gigi Hadid – Big Tits on the Runway with a Rough Face
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Megan Fox Doesn’t Realize She’s 50
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Miley Cyrus on Vacation…
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Lea Seydoux Red Carpet…
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Nina Dobrev Long Legged Hottie…
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Larsen Thompson Big Tits…at and event
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Scarlett Johansson in a Tight Dress
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Jennie in Calvins
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Shay Mitchell in Leggings…
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Fraya is Hot at the Fashion Show
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Cara Delevingne Topless under Jacket
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Candice Swanepoel in Photoshoot…
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Rita Ora in a Short Skirt
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Taylor Hill on Red Carpet….
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Katy Perry Dressed like a Poo…
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Amanda Seyfried in Dress
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From stepSMUT!!

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Big Toy
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17 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Sophie Cakes….the Nude Amateur
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Gash Flash…
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Titty and a Body Show
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Hot Titty Dance….
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Masturbating Girl….
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Dildo with the Witch Socks
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A Bunch of Booty
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Raye Got Things in Her….
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Perfect Rack….
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Girls Being Bad in the Car
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Hotty has her Dildo and Butt Plug
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Big Boobs on the Deck Chair Collapse
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Return of the Fucking….
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Shitting Out the Butt Plug
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Victoria and her Bimbo Tits
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Athletes Having a Shitty Day…
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Fruit Salad
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Titty Fuck / Fuck on the Balcony
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Big Tits in Bubble wrap….
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Amateur Kitchen Fuck…
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Fill Up those Holes Like a Painter…
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Pussy Pass Denied…
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Caught by the Security Cam
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Dildo in the Ass
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Mashup Madness….
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Big GFs Sex Tape Tits….
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Being Hard on Herself
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Mental Mondays….
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Hips Rocking and Rolling
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Nude Model Briana Shows her Pussy
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Cute Socks on this Perv
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Two Girls and a Guy Threesome…
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The Black Dildo Ride
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Peeing While She Eats…
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Mirror Selfie
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Amateur Sex Tape….
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Just in the Bath Doing Bath THings…
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2022

28

Feb

Miley Cyrus Bikini Time of the Day

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I think Miley Cyrus is mint…so looking at her older, sloppier, curvier, COVID PANDEMIC, body in a skimpy bikini looks good to me…and that’s all I have to say about the celebrity best known for getting a generation of girls naked on the internet like it’s no big deal, cuz it is no big deal, it’s actually really easy to do…but it wasn’t as mainstream as we’d like it, and we needed a Disney Kid to take it there…A HERO to all us perverts…the DEN MOTHER to all THEM hoes…

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2022

28

Feb

Sophie Turner Fat Bikini of the Day

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Is Sophie Turner Pregnant again? I guess those purity bracelet Christian Jonas brothers are now married and getting their fuck on, not letting any of their cum end up anywhere but on TARGET….or is she just well fed, you know being a celebrity wife and a celebrity herself can buy all the snacks a motherfucker could dream of….

I don’t have the answers, I’m not her GYNECOLOGIST, but I wouldn’t mind being hers…if she was into the whole Hobbyist gynecological..I don’t know what I am doing, but I’ll put my fingers in to check anyway….you know with that COME HITHER motion her JONAS BROTHER probably knows all about seeing how he wasn’t allowed to fuck for so long…PURITY bracelets get in the way of penetrative sex…but not of a good old fashioned finger bang…

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2022

28

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Nipple Top of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin’s got her big mom tits out in a sheer tight top, not that she’s a mom, she’s just built like one, which probably isn’t a compliment to some 25 or younger year old celebrity rich kid, but who fucking cares, people like moms, don’t be a mom hater….especially when they got big mom tits like this…

I had big dreams for Ireland Baldwin, I thought she’d be the next Kardashians, all big and clunky, like Khloe Kardashian, if Khloe Kardashian’s dad wasn’t OJ and her mom wasn’t that demon woman….but instead Alec Baldwin another asshole into fucking up blondes….whether it’s Kim Bassinger which created this…or the camera lady on set of his movie that they said he shot, but that he says he didn’t shoot, but that got his name trending so that this one could move in.

So along with her sheer top, the 7 foot tall amazon with her make-up done, is alwso in TIGHT pants that are about to burst and if I know anything about tight pants, it’s how great they make a pussy smell at the end of a night on the town….you know because it’s not breatheable…and if that’s not porn to you…look at the tits….they’re good.

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