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2022

28

Feb

Sophie Turner Fat Bikini of the Day

Is Sophie Turner Pregnant again? I guess those purity bracelet Christian Jonas brothers are now married and getting their fuck on, not letting any of their cum end up anywhere but on TARGET….or is she just well fed, you know being a celebrity wife and a celebrity herself can buy all the snacks a motherfucker could dream of….

I don’t have the answers, I’m not her GYNECOLOGIST, but I wouldn’t mind being hers…if she was into the whole Hobbyist gynecological..I don’t know what I am doing, but I’ll put my fingers in to check anyway….you know with that COME HITHER motion her JONAS BROTHER probably knows all about seeing how he wasn’t allowed to fuck for so long…PURITY bracelets get in the way of penetrative sex…but not of a good old fashioned finger bang…

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2022

28

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Nipple Top of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin’s got her big mom tits out in a sheer tight top, not that she’s a mom, she’s just built like one, which probably isn’t a compliment to some 25 or younger year old celebrity rich kid, but who fucking cares, people like moms, don’t be a mom hater….especially when they got big mom tits like this…

I had big dreams for Ireland Baldwin, I thought she’d be the next Kardashians, all big and clunky, like Khloe Kardashian, if Khloe Kardashian’s dad wasn’t OJ and her mom wasn’t that demon woman….but instead Alec Baldwin another asshole into fucking up blondes….whether it’s Kim Bassinger which created this…or the camera lady on set of his movie that they said he shot, but that he says he didn’t shoot, but that got his name trending so that this one could move in.

So along with her sheer top, the 7 foot tall amazon with her make-up done, is alwso in TIGHT pants that are about to burst and if I know anything about tight pants, it’s how great they make a pussy smell at the end of a night on the town….you know because it’s not breatheable…and if that’s not porn to you…look at the tits….they’re good.

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2022

28

Feb

Kaili Thorne Nude of the Day

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I will assume this is Bella Thorne’s sister’s nudes for her OnlyFans, which means I’ll probably be told to take them in, so if you’re into what you see, you may want to google her OF account and become a lifetime member because will will be seeing her meat…and possibly potatoes..

I don’t really know what that means, but I do not shame girls for their weird looking sea creature pussies, because as a pussy lover, you gotta love em all and never really understood why anyone would be mad at a pussy for having a little personality and/or the abilty to be your sail in the apocalypse when you’re living on an ARK.

Anyway, the only thing I don’t like about this is that it seems lazy, it seems sad, it doesn’t seem uplifting or fun….

I guess when your sister or half sister is a hugely famous, top of the charts kind of girl, like Bella Thorne, making more money than most with her OnlyFans business, not factoring that she’s a Disney kid in Hollywood….which makes this so much fucking weirder…

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2022

28

Feb

Shanina Shaik Topless of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is some older lady who still looks good and this is her doing something I call the FINGER bra, which is like the HANDBRA, only with a finger, not a full hand, so that the nipple can peak through it enough, but not actually be full exposed…you know because she’s a lady and ladies know all about subtleties….

She is on some show that I think she fucks on, she left her husband for the co-star, as these whores do, you see because acting isn’t real, the only way they can act in love with a motherfucker, is to be in love with a motherfucker….

I could be wrong, oh shit, I am wrong…why do you even bother coming to my dementia ridden house of INTERNET lies…

This Shanina Shaik is the Australian model…

The person I was thinking about was Sarah Shahi, those DOUBLE S’s get me all the time…

Well, this Shanina not Sarah is far hotter than Sarah, so I’ll say, look at a 30 year old model topless, because she looks like an actual model, not some fucking pile of shit that the internet collectively decided was a model thanks to having no fucking taste, no fucking benchmarks or requirements, it’s just a FREE for all, where ANYONE can BECOME anything they WANT to be, even if it’s totally insane and delusional to a normal person like me…assuming I am normal, which I wouldn’t, as there’s definitely something weird about me.

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2022

28

Feb

Doing the Dance and Other Videos of the Day

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TikTok Dancer

Showing Off the Booty

Lookin Out the Dirty Old Window

Pre Workout Got them Charged

Pixar Mom

Pull Up Girl…

After her Bath

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2022

28

Feb

Milf Monday of the Day

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Traditionally, MILFs kind of the table scraps you find the grocery store…or the bar on Ladies night, or L’Eighties night, when they girls who feel bad for their recently divorced or unhappily married friends convince her to go out to let her hair down, have a little fun, maybe you’ll meet someone to bang you out despite being a mom…you’ve all been there, some of you may have even become stepfather’s in the process, you know take what you can get, find a low self esteem, thinking she’s worthless, but luckily maternal and into making dinner and other MOM things…plus they have sex experience…the proof is at the DAYCARE while mommy’s making smut…..because a lady who already has kids will not bug you about having more kids, because you think kids suck….and don’t want no kids….and a lady with kids who thinks she has baggage can be easy….

But now MILFs are hot..because I’m old….so here they are….

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2022

28

Feb

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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When lactating becomes a fetish that people go to the internet to jerk off to….you know you’re in a weird fucking simulation….but I guess you could just watch SNL to remind you that you’re in a weird simulation because there are a group of people on that timeline or narrative who think that’s the funniest shit out there…when anyone with a brain is well aware that the anti-vaxxer community are the actual funny ones…not that that has anything to do with milky tits…I mean unless the vaccine makes people infertile, despite knowing a few vaccinated ladies who have made babies since being vaccinated, so that’s out the window….

So yeah, lactating, when not at a coffee shop, restaurant or park where moms be freeing the nipple knowing their pussies are blown out…MOM PUSSY….hoping to give a boner or two like they used to before becoming family ladies…you know when they were dancing on bars and sucking stranger dick in bathrooms…just doesn’t make sense.

It’s not really a talent, or something sexual to me, it’s like get off the internet and feed your damn baby, you weirdo trying to sexualize the sanctitude of motherhood, what’s wrong with you!

I can only assume, it’s GFE, girlfriend EXPERIENCE…something lonely people look at, knowing they’ll never be in a situation to experience with a woman, knowing ladies won’t ever let them be knocked up by them….because,well…LOOK IN THE MIRROR…you don’t have much to offer in terms of being a family man….so get the family man experience without the nagging…ok..

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2022

28

Feb

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Trust the Science. That Means it is Working…Health Care Workers are the heroes who carried us through the pandemic…..FIRE ALL UNVACCINATED HEALTHCARE WORKERS, EVEN THE HEROES WHO GOT US THROUGH THE PANDEMIC…because they don’t care about health….lots of MIXED messages going on out there and we all have our own personal stories about how all this fucked with our brains, our spirit, our souls, our lives….our families…

Which is precisely why these medical workers, or nude models in scrubs pretending to be medical workers, are doing the whole nude on the internet thing…you can’t rely on inconsistent messaging from your bosses about the biggest fucking scam of our recent or history….BUT you can rely on perverts to have fucking credit cards to subsidize your income…especially when you’re HEROES…who carried us through the pandemic..it’d be RUDE not to support the titties behind the scrubs being shown to us.

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2022

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t get involved in war talk..but I fucking see it everywhere…all these military strategists who don’t think it’s all just one big show that’s even cast celebs to play their part in it..

I do get involved in wondering why…they say you can’t make a wife out of a ho…because you can, I mean you may have better shot with a ho than someone who doesn’t think she’s a ho, at least that way you know where you stand or in the low budget fellas out there, you’ll know she’s got limited options, you’re better than sleeping on the street…

So they say you can’t make a wife out of a ho because they are negative, glass half full people….who really should go back to the drawing board.. because you should definitely make a ho out of your wife….those bitches get paid….

It’s better than you working like a slave for some bullshit when all she has to do is show cunt….to a bunch of losers of the internet with a credit card..so just because you find her vile, doesn’t mean you would find enough suckers to finance your life…

TURN A WIFE INTO A HO….

Life is about perspective….

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Britney Spears’ At Home Photoshoot
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Kate bock in Bridal Lingerie!
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Sophie Mudd Shows Off her Sunburn
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Dua Lipa Braless in a Tight Dress
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Rosalia in a See Through Top
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25 Pics to Make You Laugh
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Robrt Pattinson Terrified to See Fan Reaction to Batman
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Applebees Apologizes for Advertising on the Ukraine War Footage
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Patrick Mahoms Fiancee’s Bachelorette Party
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Pregnant Rihanna at the Gucci show is everything
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Brewery vs Thief
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Compilation Of The Top 10 Most Stupid Pet Tricks!
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Joy Behar is Worried About How Russia’s Invasion of Ukraine Will Affect Her Vacation to Italy!
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Aaron Rodgers on Reports he’s Seeking a Crazy Salary
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Rita Ora’s Sheer Top
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‘Jeopardy! Amy’ is engaged!
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Massive Fight Breaks Out In Chimpanzee Tribe
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Weird Dudes in Park Whipping
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Hilary Duff is a Big Fan of The Spice Girls!
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Oscar De La Hoya is Not Going to Step Back Into the Ring Because Holly Sonders Makes Him Feel Like King Kong
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Iskra Lawrence Dominates the Booty Dimple Challeng
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Katherine McNamara Brings the Sexy Dress
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Awkward Handshake!
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Strong Winds Take Out Pedestrians
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Experienced Dog Mother Disciplines Her 8-Week-Old-Pups To Remain Calm!
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Tinashe Gos Live with Rob Base
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Winter Crashes
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Cool Light Painting Skeleton Stop Motion Art!
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Models in Water Looking Good
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Raccoon Hands Feel the Rain
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Dog With Wide Eyes Makes Woman Laugh While Recording!
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Rachel Bush in a Tiger Bikini
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Kaia Gerber Kinda Nude
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Kiernan Shipka in a BikinI Top
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Maude Apatow – Nepotism Hire
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AManda Seyfriend Being Embarrassing
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Elle Fanning Shops
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Peyton Roi List at her Own Event
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Rosalia in a Magazine being Satanic
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Katy Perry in Leather Outfit
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Lily Jams at Versace
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Emma Kenney and Hot Friend at an Event
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Sophie Skelton on the Red Carpet
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Dua Lipa in Financial Times
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Julia Fox is Satanic
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Natasha Lyonne Legs
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Haley Kalil Big Titties
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From stepSMUT!!

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Squat and Ride
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Pissing on her While She Eats
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5 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Pussy on the Beach
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Big Titty Drop…Hot
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Three Fingersing
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Incredible Acts of Depraved Humans
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Kitty Got the Dildo In
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23 People Having a Shit Day
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Sluts in the Park
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In the Streets
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Big Tits in a Nice Outfit
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Vi in a Mesh Dress
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Eating ASs
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Mashup of Weirdness
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She’s Making Sure it is Still There
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FREAKY FETISH FRIDAY
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MILF
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The Asshole Show
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Kitchen Counter Fuck
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Jeru the Dangler
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Kendell Jenner Titties…
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Dildo Diddling
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Gf treated like. a Ho
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Dildo Let’s Go
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Hot Nude Shoot
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Lingerie Dildo In
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Dildo Drip
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Suction Dildo Girl
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Putting the Stool to Good Use
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Desire is the Essence of Man
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Dick Suck Party Optical Illusion
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Strap On Fuck
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2022

25

Feb

Rita Ora Showing Tit of the Day

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Rita Ora, who I am sure has more depth than just her tits, but can’t be sure, because I haven’t fisted her to find out…just how DEEP she may be…

She is just cursed with the best curse possible, almost makes you think they put her on hormones when they trafficked her out of a Bosnian refugee camp….unless you believe the whole having a real family in the UK and her just “going viral” enough to have a Kardashian swoop her up and get her signed to Jay Z’s label before being bought out of her Jay Z contract for not having tits good enough to take Rihanna’t throne…despite being pretty good tits…so good that it’s her duty to the fans to bring them out like this, or really however she wants, it’s like how old rock bands need to play their classics, knowing people are only at the show for the classics, even if they are bored of the classics, they know the classics are what made them…

So in Rita Ora’s case, the titties are the classics…and she knows it…a good thing, because there are girls out there who actually think their credits on IMDB, their awards, their bank balances are their legacy…which is a nice fantasy…as we all know what it’s really about…TITTIES….

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