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2022

11

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s Valentine’s Day on Monday so be sure to spend your lonely ass weekend masturbating to romance movies to remind you of what you are missing out of, or at least the fantasy of what you are missing out of, since real relationships are about as romantic as taking a shit in the same room and not throwing up like you would if it was someone you didn’t sell your soul to all those years ago…

Get hypnotized by the tv, using those frequencies and subliminal messages to trigger you, because we know that technology exists, why wouldn’t they use it to get you to buy things you don’t need, to want things you can’t have, to hate groups you wouldn’t hate, to make you think up is down, freedom is slavery and slavery is freedom…you know fun things like that….while breaking down your soul, making you hate life, and driving you to the METAVERSE where there’s a whole new potential revenue stream selling you digital cocacola to go with the cocacola you drink in human world, even though you probably shouldn’t drink that shit…

GOOD TIMES…here are some stepLINKS…in the morning/early afternoon, I sleep in…the only thing that is fun these days is sleeping…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Tori Rose and her Dreamy Bikini Shoot
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Ireland Baldwin is Funny – Busting Fat Jokes – FUNNY
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Chiefs Heiress Gracie Hunt Puts on a Leg Show
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Joe Rogan Gets SUPPORT from UFC Fighter
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Dorinda Medley Selling NYC Condo
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Donut Shop Lady Gets Hot Coffee in her Face
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Skype Calls Parents While Skydiving
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Guy Magnet Fishing Finds A .50 Cal Magazine With Rounds!
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2022

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think it’s safe to say that the over prescribing of anti-depressants, so that it’s in our water source, so that everyone is on it even if they din’t know it, so that the people who created those anti-depressants can use the loopholes they’ve designed in said anti-depressants to brainwash motherfuckers to be the dumbest our species has ever been…

Reward them for awkward dances, make money so easy for them to make, that it’s like it doesn’t exist, tell them being patriotic is racist, they don’t care, they are too busy masturbating to themselves on a screen…duh…

Mindless idiots….THAT MEANS IT IS WORKING.

Here are some stepLINKS…

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Mindless idiots…..

The Hottest Female Athletes at the 2022 Olympic Games
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Irina Shayk is a Giant!
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Bella Thorne in her Lingerie!
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Olivia Culpo in her Pyjamas
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Britney Spears in a Bikini
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Idris Elba’s Fly Down
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Dua Lipa in Concert
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Kayla Simmons Goes Without a Top at the Beach
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The Botín Restaurant, The Oldest Restaurant On Earth!
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Woman Gets Hit By A Speeding Watermelon On Her Face!
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Eve Welcomes First Baby
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Megan Fox Has a Two Hour Bedtime Routine!
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Nerd Girl in a Photoshoot
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Matthew Stafford’s Wife Kelly Says She Dated the Backup QB in College to Piss Him Off
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River Kayak Insanity
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Brad Marchand Loses It And Punches Goalie On The Side Of The Head!
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Awkward Dancing On Escalator Prank!
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Futurama is rebooting on HULU!
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Beyonce New Music Video
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Anastasiya Sofina and White Tights!
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Bengals TE C.J. Uzomah Says He’ll Take a Skyline Chili Bath if Cincinnati Wins the Super Bowl
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Tom Brady doesn’t rate his parenting skills too highly
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Paragliding Insanity
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25 Funniest Fails In Sports!
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Thief Snatches A Woman’s Gold Chain From A Train!
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Former Police Combat Officer Turned IG Model Receives Marriage Proposals Multiple Times Per Day
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Nude Model Behind Patio Doors
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The Nets are Trading James Harden to the 76ers for Ben Simmons, Seth Curry, Andre Drummond and Two First-Round Picks
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Woman and her Monkey
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The Amazing Process Of Forging And Machining A Giant Ship’s Shaft!
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Karen Cyclist Tries Blocking Guy Walking His Dog, Fails!
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Woman Leaves Her Husband to Be With Women Weeks After Giving Him a Threesome for His Birthday!
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Katie Austin is Ready for the Super Bowl
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If You’re Going to Join a Club Why Not Join the Daily High Club?
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Dua Lipa in Yellow
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Madelyn Cline in a Tight Dress
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Megan Fox in a Slutty Dress
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Ashley Roberts in a Slutty Dress
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Jennifer in a Bikini
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Jodie Comer in a Slutty Dress
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Tallia Storm in a Slutty Outfit…
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Mollie King at the Brit Awards
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Joey King in a Hot Outfit
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Olivia Rodrigo in a Dress
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Adele, Adele, Adele
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Nudes in the Movies…and TV
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Feet Behind Her Head
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Philanthropy Isn’t Dead
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Don’t Watch This….
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Nelly Gets his Dick Sucked – Not by Kanye
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Fucking Cones
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22 People Having a Shitty Day
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Don’t Watch This
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Skinny Dipping Hotties
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TITTIES
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Life Changing Jizz
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Don’t Watch This…
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Spread Ass Dildo Rider
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Athletes Having a Shitty Day
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Busty Maiden
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Squat to Fuck Transition
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Crazy Tech
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A Little Pussy Touch
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We’ve Got An Ass Spreader
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Mask On for the Dick Suck
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Fists of Fury
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This Ends Weird
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LUNCH
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Hot Dick Sucker
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Dildo Master
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Near Misses
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Dorm Fuck
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Dangle in the Wind
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Mashup Madness
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Hot Body Pillow Fuck
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That Girl Getting Fuck
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Gamer Girl Eating Snacks
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2022

10

Feb

Jordyn Jones Does Football Erotica of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is the child reality star turned confused influencer that realized that selling her lewd near nudes but not quite nudes was the ultimate earning potential…she is not doing the porn yet, but we assume she’ll do the porn when the audience is ready to really pay for it, which is really the right way to do porn…BUILD IT UP…don’t ANAL on the first date…but do anal eventually because we’re ready to see that dance Booty from Michigan do what it was supposed to do if it never got rich and Famous and tainted by that Hollywood shit…you know…trailer park prostitution.

This is a themed shoot for FOOTBALL fans because it is a big football weekend they say….

Looks good to me…..Play Ball..

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2022

10

Feb

Most Important Video of the Year of the Day

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No there’s no tits and ass in this. There’s no awkward dancing for millions of views…that leads to book and movie deals….

It’s just pure stupid hive mind human behavior…to remind you why we are in a mess in the first place!

Watch until the end…with volume on….this is a solid “WAIT FOR IT”…..

GOOD STUFF.

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2022

10

Feb

Kate Beckinsale is a Furry of the Day

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KATE BECKINSALE took some time out of fucking 18 year old dudes and making them cum inside her dried up old lady womb in efforts to absorb their LIFEFORCE….it’s an anti aging procedure like child blood transfusions…

This is a solid viral video by the hot bodied old lady Kate Beckinsale, because it has all the elements you’d want in a viral video…a hot bodied old lady in a sports bra showing some skin while brown paper bagging herself so we don’t need to see how old she actually is….tricking a cute cat in some stupid pet trick type clickbait…all while catering to a VERY loyal group of perverts with a very weird fetish we call the FURIES.

Like feet pics, if you give a FURRY a fucking inch they take a fucking mile, so easy to please and all it takes is a FURRY costume….

I know what you’re thinking, Furries aren’t a fetish anymore, they are a gender, a species of their own…they are campaigning to have LITTER BOXES put in every Walmart bathroom so that they can feel included in this inclusive woke and progressive world I call hell… because I don’t really want to see a pervert motherfucker who dresses in costumes rubbing up against strangers when I’m buying my fucking CHEESE PUFFS….unless of course that pervert is Kate Bekinsale…

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2022

10

Feb

Dua Lipa Bikini Tits of the Day

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Dua Lipa is in Miami being REALLY famous and important…I am sure there are paparazzi on the beach trying to get pics of her because she’s an A LISTER at this point, even though you probably don’t know who she is…because you don’t listen to pop ratio controlled by the satanists….and you don’t take the popstars they pulled off social media over the last 7 years all that seriously…but like me, don’t mind staring at their ass and tits, because the ass and the tits are the universal “you don’t matter, your bullshit don’t matter, your politics don’t matter, your art don’t matter, your pop career don’t matter, your social media presence don’t matter, NOTHING matters…when you’re reduced to ass and tits…or is it tits and ass”….

Point being…I thought the Albanian tits were bigger…but I guess she’s laying down and these things fluctuate depending on how much cocaine you’re doing, or food you’re eating, or birth control you’re on…you top of the charts scam that doesn’t matter because we are objectifying you and reducing you to your tits and ass…THE WAY NATURE INTENDED!

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2022

10

Feb

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Assholes behind thongs…are a reminder to myself that I would like to watch girls doing aerobics in their thongs….and not in an 80s thong over tights kind of way…but in a straight up thong kind of way….because it will give amble opportunity to showcase their assholes in an equitable way, you know make it mandatory for all girls to wear thongs to the fitness class so that there are no non-thong wearers feeling left out….plus the showcasing of their asshole is empowering…like an ADIDAS TITTY AD…it takes all kinds of assholes to make a village..and since everyone has one…it’s only normal for us to “I’ll so you mine if you really want me to, but I’d rather look at yours”…..and I know some non-asshole owner out there thanks to a birth defect or cancer is OUTRAGING out there….”HOW DARE YOU SAY EVERYONE HAS AN ASSHOLE YOU ABLEIST”……

YOU can’t please everyone, but I think ASSHOLES BEHIND THONGS try…and really why wear shorts when you can wear something less constrictive and more exhibitionist in this world of everyone being a exhibitionists, the shorts keep getting shorter and the tighter, we just need to get ahead of this TOGETHER…

Here’s some inspo shots for our THONG FITNESS WORKOUT routine I’m mapping out…

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2022

10

Feb

Shit Faced Halsey of the Day

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Here’s a piece of shit popstar named Halsey who has scammed a lot of people doing a new beauty ritual of spreading feces all over her face…

This is not Halsey being racist like Howard Stern, because she is black, or has a black father and likes to remind us how black she is whenever she gets the chance..which makes sense when you’re as white as Candace Owens’ baby…you gotta wear a sign or something so the WOKE pieces of shit know to talk on your behalf as the white ally, instead of assuming that she’s a white ally speaking on behalf of minorities like the ignorant woke heroes they are….

That said, I should think about feces more than I do…but I generally hate shitting, I’ve never experienced POO-PHORIA, which is not Sydney Sweeney’s new show to flash her tits on, but should be….If anything, I’ve never even shit myself when drunk…it’s probably one of those slow metabolism things…..but I should talk more about feces especially when talking about shit faced Halsey, the kind of girl who would probably let you shit on her chest back when she was first selling her soul to the industry for that fame and fortune she always wanted…because it allowed her to buy FAKE TITS…but now that she’s famous, she’ll SHIT on her own damn face…THANK YOU VERY MUCH….she’s an INDEPENDENT WOMAN you see.

Is this kind of shit face is a different kind skid mark than you’d expect to find in your underwear, but really not all that different really…but that’s more to do with the person the shit face is on, then the shit face itself, since I don’t think Halsey is all that impressive….

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2022

10

Feb

Jenna Dewan Bathes of the Day

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Here’s a piece of shit popstar named Halsey who has scammed a lot of people doing a new beauty ritual of spreading feces all over her face…

This is not Halsey being racist like Howard Stern, because she is black, or has a black father and likes to remind us how black she is whenever she gets the chance..which makes sense when you’re as white as Candace Owens’ baby…you gotta wear a sign or something so the WOKE pieces of shit know to talk on your behalf as the white ally, instead of assuming that she’s a white ally speaking on behalf of minorities like the ignorant woke heroes they are….

That said, I should think about feces more than I do…but I generally hate shitting, I’ve never experienced POO-PHORIA, which is not Sydney Sweeney’s new show to flash her tits on, but should be….If anything, I’ve never even shit myself when drunk…it’s probably one of those slow metabolism things…..but I should talk more about feces especially when talking about shit faced Halsey, the kind of girl who would probably let you shit on her chest back when she was first selling her soul to the industry for that fame and fortune she always wanted…because it allowed her to buy FAKE TITS…but now that she’s famous, she’ll SHIT on her own damn face…THANK YOU VERY MUCH….she’s an INDEPENDENT WOMAN you see.

Is this kind of shit face is a different kind skid mark than you’d expect to find in your underwear, but really not all that different really…but that’s more to do with the person the shit face is on, then the shit face itself, since I don’t think Halsey is all that impressive….

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2022

10

Feb

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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It’s safe to say that in this era of everyone being an online attention seeking media whore, or social media whore, having big tits is a fucking asset….tits get hits, they generate the views, they get the follows, they help you monetize your shit in a way easier way then selling your crafts on ETSY….and all it really takes is flashing those tits…

So the clever people with big tits came up with the TITTY DROP, a fun way to flash your tits, by making them bounce out of your shirt, and since everyone is doing it, you might as well do it too…

Unless the titty drop founder was a dude who like big tits and wanted to see big tits and knew he could somehow used reverse psychology tactics on a woman, which isn’t all that complicated to do, they aren’t the most difficult to trick into flashing you tit, because deep down they want you to see their tits…

A little “I bet you can’t pull your top off and make your boobs bounce, there is no way”….

PROVE ME WRONG…

PROVE ME WRONG….they did…and now it is a viral fucking trend…BIG TITTY BOUNCING or DROPPING everywhere….

Now maybe your balls will finally drop….

You can only hope the TITTY drops inspire them to drop….