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2022

09

Feb

Workout Wednesday of the Day

People all try to push this whole fitness thing on other people, because clearly they have never seen how HOT fat chicks are when naked doing what skinny chicks traditionally did, unless they were specifically working in the BBW fetish realm….before everyone was forced into having a BBW fetish thanks to half of the women out there or more being BBW, and in a numbers game, if you want to get laid, you take what you can get..

They have all these insane theories that if you get off your ass, watch what you eat, burn a few calories in the gym, lift some weights, your life will be seemingly better, you’ll feel better, you’ll be less sick, you’ll be optimal….but maybe they don’t realize being exhausted on the couch, too lazy to do anyting, even get to the fridge and make yourself something to eat, when you can just ORER…is operation at optimal level…

Plus, if you’re into the whole skinny and fit girl thing, you can just watch them on the internet being skinny a fit, because it’s easier than jerking off to them in the gym, you know cuz you can sit on your ass on the couch when you do it, assuming you can still get hard in your fatness, or find your dick in your fatness, which I won’t….

WHO ARE THEY TO TELL US FITNESS IS HOT…..those OPPRESSIVE exclusionary bastards..

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2022

09

Feb

Hailey Bieber Cleavage of the Day

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I guess this is modern day Christian Hailey Bieber, a wholesome and married woman, spreading the good word of the lord to her fanbase, that’s all of a sudden interested in her, after what must have been half a decade of her trying to build her socials, to become an influener, even hanging out with the Jenner / Hadid’s for the association, only to barely get any spillover work from them, because no one cared about her…THEY BILLY BALDWIN-ed her, or I guess Stephen Baldwin-ed her, but Billy is probably the worse one…his peak being in Backdraft….good old UNCLE BILLY…probably didn’t realize it would be all downhill after BACKDRAFT…maybe he just needed to find a pop icon to marry to matter.

I do think Hailey Bieber looks good, but maybe I am just attracted to her Christian Morals and Values in this HEATHEN filled society of fucking perverts…AT LEAST she made her man marry her without a PRENUP before letting him put it in her twat….because I’m sure she stayed a virgin until marriage…but like most religious girls…she probably took it up the ass….the kind of shit you’d celebrate on your dick, even if it gave you ECOLI cock.

I haven’t figured out where I’m going with this, but the great thing about flimsy content no one reads is that it doesn’t matter…I DO NOT NEED TO GO anywhere with it…and that’s PRECISELY what I plan to do.

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2022

09

Feb

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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My life philosophy is that if a girl in tight pants, and they all wear tight pants, does not have a pussy hugging wedgie, then it is only gentlemanly of me to offer to give them that pussy hugging wedgie…either with permissions, or one of those ask for forgiveness later moments, knowing that they’ll thank me with all the new found attention they’re getting now that their cunts are feeding off a pair of pants like your pet hamster who got lost in your laundry bin….

Yes. Pussy wedgies started as a hobby, but are now a passion…..

I don’t need to make sense…you see that’s the whole point of having my OWN worthless WEBSITE.

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2022

09

Feb

Megan Fox Tits of the Day

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Some of my favorite conspiracies in this really fucking weird dimension that we’re currently living in, is that Megan Fox is not only a satanist, but in being a satanist, a BORN MAN…they’ve used as a HONEYPOT, until she stood up against the people who ended up blacklisting her, only to have either been cloned or released from her cage with the help of Machine Gun Kelly, who you probably didn’t know was a handler for satan, but who MAY just be a handler for SATAN…so all your MEGAN FOX jerking off has been to a dude….and her babies were just prosthetics…and that’s ASSUMING that she’s even real.

Now I don’t fully subscribe to everyone on TV being fake, because I’ve seen people in person, from LOHAN and CINDY CRAWFORD….to that’s about it…and they were real…or as real as you’d expect them to be…

But I do knpw that the old lady, mom of many, who somehow reinvented herself in the last year, and is all of a sudden acting (terribly because she’s a terrible actor) and working again…while the world basically FORGOT her for a decade…

I just don’t think celebrity gets turned on/off that easily, so deals were mad, and prostate or not….she’s grabbing at her old lady Megan Fox tits that are about as good as her younger Megan Fox tits, which makes no scientific or biological sense, but that’s how this era works…

Meaning, prostate or not, I’ll stare at Megan Fox tits like the left in the dark, fan boy who doesn’t realize she drinks baby blood for it’s youthful qualities.

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2022

09

Feb

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Guess what…there are some girls out there who like smoking weed. I know what you’re thinking, we live in a society where women are allowed to sit around stoned all day, making money through posting nudes, so that they don’t have to live their granny’s life of not smoking weed all day….this is progression, what feminism is all about, you know allowing women to do the things they like doing for the most amount of money possible….

Sometimes, I wonder about the original feminist movement, like why in the fuck would women ever want to break from their traditional gender roles of taking care of the house and kids, fucking the mail man, masturbating all day, so long as they get the grocery’s done, the cookies baked, the social gatherings with other mom’s accomplished….while the husband slaves aways at the office, fucking the secretary, hanging out with his bosses as he tries to climb the corporate ladder….it’s like take SICK DAY EVERYDAY and turn it into a 2 income family that’s not better for the kids, the mom, society as a whole…

That would be like being jealous of someone for having a shitty existence, that you’re not allowed to have…that’s some reverse psychology weirdness.

That’s why this new feminism movement is so important, it allows ladies to get back to their lazy non-working ways, only now they are getting paid well to be selling nudes, because feminism doesn’t have to be getting drafted, working shit jobs to be like men, trying to prove that you’re as good as men, when you were previously just Queens to men, who were willing to slave away to keep you and your family fed…and if you’re lucky, you can be a mooch fuck who finds one of these new feminists to be your wife, you can offer to take the pics of them, for them so you can get in on their earnings….

Oh right, in conclusion, WEED is God’s Plant and the fact it was ever illegal should make you not trust whoever makes the laws, or whoever is influenced by the companies who would have lost a ton of money if it was never made ILLEGAL thanks to propaganda in the FIRST plaace…

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2022

09

Feb

Nina Dobrev Spreads Em of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I’ve watched the Olympics a few times through the living room window of some hot chick in a building down the street….last night it was BIG AIR on skis which looked like some kind of distopian hell thanks to the jump being set next to Nuclear Chimneys….but the hot chick who I watched watching the Olympics looked pretty hot in her little bike shorts..so I stuck around trying to not get noticed….

Anyway, the girl is doing a little subtle PUSSY flash in her TEAM USA shorts for the MAN who owns her PUSSY….billionaire snowboarder Shaun White…who is having a go at his last Olympics….doing some half pipe shit, which is apparently not NINA’s favorite pipe he lays, but it probably buys her nice things like TEAM USA slut gear….even though she’s a Gypsy Canadian immigrant…who I guess just USED Canada to get some TEAM USA cock…

The fact is, Nina Dobrev, who I never really cared about, other than calling her out for using the Canadian immigration system for her personal gain, since we don’t hang out at our IGLOO festivals during MAPLE syrup run-off, while the TRUCKERS honk at our government….but in recent days, she’s got that thin, long, eastern European body, which is hot to me….so this PUSSY flash cheerleading for her MAN…is my kind of CHEERLEADING….it’s far better than “break a leg”….or…”Go, Team, Go”….

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2022

09

Feb

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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It’s Wet Spot Wednesday, the most glorious day of the week for those of you into the whole inner-workings of the self cleaning pussy, and it’s constant drip that some people, mainly gays, would find fucking repulsive, even if it is just the natural cycles of the woman and her 3D printer womb….that biology doesn’t always give fucking boners…except to a small few who are just into pussy and all pussy has to do …LIKE ME….but even my pussy fascination gets challenged with the WET SPOTS each Wednesdays not knowing if it’s their squirt, cum, cream, or just yeast or bacterial infections…but maybe that’s what makes it fun…LIKE a game show…WHAT DOOR WILL YOU CHOOSE…and without SMELL-A-VISION…or TASTE-A-VISION we just will never know i we’re wrong or right….CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

Unfortunately, there were not enough WET SPOTS to upload for a post, we’ve hit a DRY SPOT….we’ll call it a drought…so instead of doing WET SPOTS…I’ve decided on a FATTY WATCH…because FAT CHICKS ARE PEOPLE TOO…they just way more that people….

I have a NO FAT CHICKS policy, but that’s outdated, since everyone is fat, people have fat fetishes, we’ve thrown in the towel on FAT being disgusting, unhealthy, self destructive…..and sick….

So let’s call this me being WOKE…not me making FAT CHICK JOKES, because these fatties are celebrities fatty, so they’re likely not getting paid that well for this behavior, they’re just trying to FIT in, which I guess is the story of their life….at least when it comes to pants, and normal sized chairs, seats on airplanes, SMART cars…

This is not to shame fatties, it’s to say “FATTY LIVES MATTER”….when WET SPOTS can’t be found.

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2022

09

Feb

Chelsea Handler Comedian Makes Jesus Joke – Jesus Strikes Down With Great Vengeance and Other Videos of the Day

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Teacher of the Day

Just a Dance

Trucker Convoy Supporters Troll with the Jerry Cans

Lady Confronts State Run Fake News

No Bra – BING BONG

Showing Off the Glow in the Dark Bikini

Shorts in the Kitchen

No Bra Dance Challenge

She Just Wants a Man who…

Some Yoga

Pole Session

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2022

09

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I keep seeing this SUPER HIV virus story popping up everywhere, some people claiming that it was discovered before COVID, so it has nothing to do with COVID, others saying it was in the SHOTS, because they used part of the HIV virus in the shots, others saying it’s a mutation from COVID and HIV meeting at a GAY bath house, others are saying it’s the reason they are launching that “COVID PILL”….like it is the AIDS COCKTAIL to keep them alive….and as someone from the 80s and 90s…where some of my best unprotected sex happened in the midst of the AIDS crisis….and that I didn’t really care too much about, even with the intravenous crackwhores, because I figured if EVERYONE has AIDS, then it’s like NO ONE has AIDS…I was just doing my part to be a responsible member of SOCIETY…not making other AIDS people feel bad about AIDS…..and now, 30-40 years later…it’s not a DEATH SENTENCE….so the real thing to worry about is the SUPER GONNORHEA cuz that shit BURNS when you pee….far more annoying than AIDS when GREEN GOO drips out of your cock all day….

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Gisele Bundchen’s Green Thumb!
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Rob Gronkowski Names a Quarterback He Would Like to Play With Now That Tom Brady Retired
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Kim K Does Vogue
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Jeopardy Tranny Quits Job After making 1.4 Million Taxable Dollars
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Looking At How Emirates Makes 225,000 In-Flight Meals Per Day!
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SMART DOG!
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Crosswalk Guard Saves A Child From Getting Hit By A Car
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Suspension for Alvin Kamara is Coming
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Isabella Fonte hot by the Pool
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Be Better with This APparel
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2022

08

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I need to go back to TAP, or maybe start brushing my tooth again, because I need to get dosed on Fluoride, like opiate addicts or Zendaya playing an opiate addict need their fix…I NEED MY FLUORIDE…not to fight cavities but to CALCIFY MY PINEAL GLAND….

All this noise, all the insanity, it makes it impossible to live a nice normie life…you know that whole ignorance is bliss, TURN off the LIGHT…send me back to BLUE PILL DARKNESS….

I don’t know what algorithm I’m on right now, or what dimension I am in, but that’s another conversation….because I’ve seen 3-4 stories over the last two days and a few TIKTOKs of people saying it’s TRANSPHOBIC to not be attracted to TRANSGENDER people, because being straight is a social construct that doesn’t actually exist, so because trans look like girls or live as girls…you MUST fuck them as a straight guy, OR ELSE…you may get cancelled….that’s aggressive….

They talk about weaponizing freedom, weaponizing the flag and patriotism…but the real weaponizing is on whatever the fuck that is…the same people begging for acceptance are the ones calling out people who accept them just fine, but may not want to fuck them, due to a bunch of reasons including but not limited to the whole having a PROSTATE THING….fuck your own prostate pussy….STRAIGHT is fucking real and telling people they are bad people or not wanting to fuck you, reverse psychology rape, is basically the only way I’ve ever got laid…I get it…but fuck off….but I do wonder if all those “stright dudes” into “tranny porn” back when it was called tranny porn are out there having the time of their lives with all this shit….FINALLY the gateway to homosexuality without being a homosexual is everywhere…

The world is FUCKING CRAZY…why can’t we just leave each other alone as I try to DOSE MYSELF with FLUORIDE..because this shit is weird..

Bebe Rexha Gives You Lingerie
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Elle Fanning’s Leg and Booty Show
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Olivia Culpo Gets Dressed
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High Res Pics of Sydney Sweeney’s Latest HOT Magazine Shoot
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Lily Rose Depp See Through Top
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We Call It Self Sabotage
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Shay Mitchell is Topless and Showing her Newest Deposit
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Lucy Hale’s in a White Button Down
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Aaron Hicks and Cheyenne Woods are Expecting
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Pete Davidson gets sacked by former Patriots star
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David Attenborough and a Dangerous Cactus
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2 People Having a Videogame Shuffle Dance Off
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Lizzo Posing Nude
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Alex Daddario in Leggings
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10 Biggest Money Losing Movies
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Walkling on Water Fail…
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Brittney Palmer is Creating Art for OnlyFans
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Secrets of some Magic Tricks
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Wendy Williams Replaced by Sherri Shepherd
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Watch Olivia Culpo Get Dressed…Again
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Shadow Boxing a Crab
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Mark Whalberg Did Not Give Tom Holland a Sex Toy
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Meg Thee Stallon is Basically in Lingerie
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Dua Lipa Bikinis
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Commanders DB Deshazor Everett Charged With Involuntary Manslaughter Stemming From a Fatal Crash
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Angry Ants in the Forest
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Triplets Meeting Each Other Prank
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The Oscar Noms are In…What are Those?
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Amanda Seyfried is Elisabeth Holmes
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Bella Hadid is Behind the Scenes Topless
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The Man Who Can Inmitate Every Animal Sound
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Laughter Spreads…on the Subway….Like a Virus…
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Girls Doing the Bikini Tug
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Nude Model Marta and her Camera
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Picture of Alvin Kamara’s Alleged Assault Victim’s Injuries Has Surfaced
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Tom Brady on Coming Out of Retirement
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Eve Gale in the Outdoor Shower
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Be a Better Human With This Apparel
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Cam Sluts ARE The Only Thing You Need
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Diane Kruger Short Shorts for Women’s Health
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Elle Fanning Hot Booty Shots
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Heidi Klum in a Tight Dress
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Lily James on the Streets
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J.Lo on the Streets
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Charlotte Lawrence in a Photoshoot
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Dua Lipa on the Beach
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Simone Biles in a Photoshoot for the Perverts
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Sydney Sweeney Bikinis on the Beach
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Isabella Fonte’s Hot Tits
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Jennifer Lopez Rolling Stone Cleavage
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Fucking in the Public Bathroom
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Titty Tuesday
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See Thru Moments
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Asshole from Above
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Stupid Human Shit
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Hot Titty Flash
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Ass Spreader
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22 People Having a Shitty Day
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Sabrina Nichole – Titty Model – Weightloss Journey
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Amateur Babe of the Day
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Vagina Rubber
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Bong Smoking Amateur
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Fit Booty Models’ Fit Booty
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Computer Nerds…
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The Pussy Spreader
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Alisa I – Hot Naked Body
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Jacqueline Sheen’s Tanlines
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The Fingers are In
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Naked Tanning!
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Naked Slut on the Golf Course
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POV Squirt
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She Takes it Seriously.
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Creampie
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ASS SHOW
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Amateur Dick Suckers
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Skinny Girl Body Show
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Sex Tape Leak
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Bush Rubbing
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Cam Girl Gets it Up the Ass
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Dildo Rider
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Hot Amateur Body
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Big Weird Dildo Girl
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The Pussy Shirt
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Cream Filled or Cream Glazed?
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