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2022

23

Feb

Sienna Miller Lingerie of the Day

I don’t know if this is Sienna Miller and Jude Law in lingerie posing together, but it’s some lame attempt at making fun of TRANNIES, or CROSS DRESSERS, which I guess is always a good time….because this is clearly not being edgy or progressive by co-starring a transgender like a SI SWIMSUIT ISSUE trying to get WOKE POINTS….this is more a dude on set trying to be an funny….or a sexual predator….if anything, this is how I would imagine every gym or public bathroom that allows men who identify as women to look…just a dude barely pulling off being a chick in a dress moving in on a girl trying to change with a little hand on her back and a whisper of “Call me Charlene, now sit on this dick”….

Sienna Miller, who may be IRIS LAW (WHO I POSTED EARLIER PLAYING A DEAD HOOKER) mom….because her and Jude Law were a thing and he seems to get his sperm stuck on every uterus he comes across…unless her and Jude Law are the same person…both BRITISH BLONDES who made it in America at the same time. Maybe worth looking into…..

She was one of those actresses, who about 20 years ago or more, I used to rent movies she was in for the nude scenes….I guess she was just one of my crowd favorites…because despite hating celebs, thinking the best celebs are the dead celebs, but appreciating their tits…there are always a few who sneak through my celebrity wall of hate…and make me think…I like this one….other DrunkenStepfather approved actors include Amanda Seyfried, Kate Bosworth, Heather Graham…..I guess blonde ones….but I also like Lindsay Lohan….

This isn’t about what celebs I like or not, it’s about SIENNA MILLER now in her late 40s and still hot enough considering….and not just because she thinks transgenders are a farce…and that these GENDER issue advocates are just misguided narcissists….NO ONE CARES WHAT YOUR PRONOUN IS…IT’S RUDE TO MAKE US CALL YOU ANYTHING BESIDES “ASSHOLE”….

Speaking of asshole, this should would be better with her asshole…

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2022

23

Feb

Millie Bobby Brown Turns 18 of the Day

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I guess it was MILLIE BOBBY BROWN’s 18th birthday the other day, maybe yesterday, so it’s only natural that she’s gotta pull the tits you didn’t know she had because you assumed she was still 12 years old because like me, you gave up on Stranger Things after the first few episodes of Season 1 because of that fat toothless kid, who I guess is also 18 now…

I did see a bunch of stories in the media yesterday shaming dudes for doing countdowns to her 18th birthday, which I guess is pretty weird as a concept, but it happens amongst men, they are a weird hormonally and saying “can’t wait til she is 18″…is far less creepier than it sounds….definitely less creepy than the dudes who run Hollywood and other big businesses who don’t bother waiting until they turn 18…right.

I also think it was the MEDIA, in marketing the show, that positioned her as being some hot girl in training wheels, because if they packaged her as a kid, they wouldn’t have dudes thinking “I can’t wait until she turns 18″….

It’s really the industry that led to the people following along, so blame the media, the entertainment industry for sexualizing children and planting their evil debaucherous thoughts onto the everyday man….

The reality of it is that other teens before her, from Hilary Duff, Miley Cyrus, Lindsay Lohan, Bella Thorne, Britney Spears, X-Tina…..I can keep going on and on….started sexualizing themselves for the media at 16….it got to the point of obvious when months shy of their 17th birthday they’d start being “sexy” in their content, or photoshoots, to monetize off the group of dudes into the whole jail-bait….still illegal to have sex with…but on her 18th birthday they’ll throwdown because I’m a good person who follows the book of the law…I mean…if anything they are good perverts respecting the law as they wait….

They just make big deals about everything, these internet whiners….

The point is, she’s 18, has tits out because she knows how she’s been marketed, and like that MADDIE ZEIGLER girl, we can assume nude roles, sleazy shoots and maybe even an ONLYFANS will follow..

From someone who hasn’t paid any attention to her in her years of being famous (ME), she’s far less hot than you’d expect after hearing all that hype….talk about overhype, under delivering…

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2022

23

Feb

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I like to think that COVID is over. I know for a lot of Americans I know, it’s been over for 1.5 years by now, that shit doesn’t impact your day and it’s really just an annoying internet trend like the ice bucket challenge..

I realize that not everywhere is like CANADA, where they basically locked down everything for the last few months, only to start opening things up again after the Truckers called out their bullshit policies because for anyone paying attention none of it made sense….

ESPECIALLY when they were pushing vaccines on people instead of other approaved therapeutics or even VITAMINS, DIET, SLEEP and ExERcISE….because your body, when treated right has an immune system that does a good job keeping you alive…that’s sort of the point of it…and if you don’t treat your body right, then who the fuck cares if you die of a dumb flu-like virus from CHINA…or a massive heart attack while jerking off while taking a SHIT….you know you shouldn’t put that much strain on yourself…two intense activities at the same time…but the smell just reminds you of sex..that cheesy ball sweat and feces aroma….as you GROUNDHOG your shit…in and out…in and out…in and out…like some sort of DILDO that NATURE gave you…even if it hurts your HEMORRHOIDS.

I’m onto you..

Anyway, fit or not, we can appreciate babes trying to not be fat chicks…and here’s a bunch of them….because you don’t need a fitness fetish, you don’t need to be a fitness bro, you don’t need to look like a chiseled man who showers with his buds after a good SWOLE to appreciate bitches working on their bods….

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2022

23

Feb

Bella Hadid Tit of the Day

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Bella Hadid is an overrated influencer that they try to pretend is a top model and that people believe is a top model because people don’t have eyes, or brains of their own….

We get it, her sister went viral as a model, despite being pretty dopey looking, she wanted to tap out and focus on getting cummed in by her favorite childhood bad…ONE DIRECTION…on some HAILEY BEIBER strategic moves with their rich girl pussies….so BELLA moved in and took her place, all while looking like a rat…if only the rats in my walls could be as monetizable…I’d probably be living somewhere that doesn’t have rats to monetize…it’d be a pretty weird catch 22….

ANYWAY…she’s doing some photoshoot, with a group of people, all being paid fo their day/work….because companies are idiotic and have too much money to spend on literal DOG SHIT..

Here she is doing other TITTY related things…because if you have TITS…you use them….if YOU JUST HAD TITS…your life would be so much better…they lied when they said that all you need is love…when in reality all you need is tits…and I realize that Bella Hadid is also a super fucking rich kid from LA….so she didn’t really need the tits…but if you look at her DEMONIC HACK JOB OF A FACE….you kinda realize why the tits are of value…

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2022

23

Feb

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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As it turns out, the “Martial Law” that Canada has been lifted….

We were under “martial law” because of the TRUCKERS being against insane COVID measures that are discriminatory….and were hugging each other maskless, dancing into the night, reconnecting in HUMAN FORM with other HUMANS…before the POLICE turned something peaceful and pretty nice to see as a Canadian into a policed state…..which is not what living is about….they used big scary words like “an occupation”….”alt right”….”anti vaxxers”….”misogynists”….”white supremacists”….”homophobics”….”racists”….to justify their behavior of being the FUN POLICE.

So you have to ask yourself, what the fuck were these decision makers smoking over the last 2 years, especially the last 3 weeks….not that I ever use that expression because I don’t think weed smoking leads to idiotic behavior… but in this case of everything being confusing…I’m like “it must be from that Government Issued Weed”….which people PROBABLY shouldn’t trust anymore…GROW YOUR OWN…it’s also legal…

Anyway, WEED is God’s Plant, Amazon told me, health benefits, FUCK big Pharma, mental health support, makes videogames more fun to play, makes fucking less interesting to do, when you can just lay there staring at the wall….it fights cancer, makes industrial products like hemp…and gets girls half naked on the internet as they build their careers as naked on the internet…

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2022

23

Feb

Behati Prinsloo Topless Swim of the Day

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I wrote Behati Prinsloo, who was arguably a hot model working for VICTORIA’S SECRET, doing that whole thing, as a piece of trash not worth paying attention to, the second she started publicly dating, or admitted to dating one of the most annoying dinks in Hollywood, who may be rich as shit, it’s pretty much the only thing he has going for him, at least in the spectrum of cool….because that Maroon Five music is fucking TEDIOUS at best….ADAM LEVINE…

I tried to justify it as her being an immigrant, maybe not really sure how pop music worked in this country, maybe not aware of how lame it is, maybe confused to think it was good, since you can convince people of anything…

Then I thought maybe it was a job, to cover up his gayness in a time when being gay wasn’t mandatory to having a career…these people hid the gay….and needed BEHATI’s of their own to do it….

Then she got knocked up, married….throwing in her model career to focus on being rich as shit wife with anything and everything she ever wanted…ALL her dreams far easier to do and all without having to WHORE out to strangers, just whore out to the lamest rich kid hollywood ever made into a popstar…

So seeing her naked, is just a reminder of why I cancelled her…you see, you don’t have to be WOKE to cancel people…us CANCELLED people for not being WOKE can CANCEL too.

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2022

23

Feb

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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If you are a girl or if you know a girl, which you probably don’t, but you can ask your mom to stand in as a girl, I mean by definition she’s got a cunt….it may not be a very functional cunt….it may be too old, rocking dementia, sitting on the recliner in her DOUBLE WIDE eating chips festering in its use, its drip, its PH level, its bacterial profile….it’s still a vagina….it may be scarred, it may dangle, it may have a clit that would make a tranisitioning girl to guy JEALOUS…HOW DID SHE GET THE GIRTH..but it is still a vagina…

So yeah…..tell them to pull their pants up into their cunts, for pleasure, for exhibitionism, for the SAKE of celebrating their gender…womanhood…FEMINISM….THE VAGINA….THEIR VAGINA….

Tell them to put it on your SLEEVE…or in this case on the front lines…LET IT BE THE FIRST THING people see….because VAGINA WEDGIES are so much more than VAGINA WEDGIES>…they represent HOPE…or at least give me something to stare at when I am out in the REAL WORLD….not the META VERSE of WEB 4.0 they are trying to SUCK us into….give us AS MUCH pussy in real life public as you do over here….DO it through wedgies…who knows…you may cum from it…

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2022

23

Feb

Iris Law Playing a Dead Prostitute for the Pervs of the Day

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Iris Law is Jude Law’s most important child, because she shaves her head and does sleezy model content on the internet, but I guess she’s also the only child of his that I know of, despite him having somewhere around 25 kids, because he’s either a Catholic, or just a rich guy with that level of narcissism in a position to breed as many bitches as he can do keep his GENETICS flowing….you know know with these people and actors make a lot of money for barely any work and have a lot of time to CUM in hot groupies…because with celebrity comes groupies being filled with cum…depending on how reckless thee celebrity is…as some put HOT SAUCE in the CONDOM to see if their DICK still feels..because a kid is a 20k a month commitment and NOT everyone has 300,000 dollars a month to pay in CHILD support, but JUDE LAW does…

Anyway, she’s doing a classic hooker in a MODEL ROOM dying of an overdose pose….some CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE style shoot to inspire you and make you wonder if you CALL THE AMBULANCE….or just finish fucking her and if she was to ACTUALLY die…do you call the AMBULANCE or assume you are guilty and decide to get rid of the body hoping her family doesn’t remember her because they have 25 other kids so they can afford to lose one….you know the old “MY HOOKER IS DEAD” conundrum…

Either way, this shoot is pretty theatrical…stripper gear, carpeted bathrooms (gross), WIGS and despair…

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2022

23

Feb

Lottie Moss Bikini Selfies of the Day

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Here’s some LOTTIE MOSS to remind you that just because your family or your sister is all HIGH FASHION and EXCLUSIVE…you know a 10,000 dollar day rate in the 90s, probably only willing to do 100,000 dollar or more projects in her 50s….DOESN’T MEAN you can be a low hanging fruit, clickbait on social media, direct to consumer sex worker, who sells nudes to her fans like a common prostitute…

I am sure she makes more money selling the nudes than her brand work, and when you’re built like an instagram girl, with that doughy body and what looks like a filtered and fillered face….you just gotta run with it…

Rewarded for the likes and follows, or getting sucked in and following the likes and follows to the credit cards…not the most complex work…you just sort of have to be born with tits and willing to show those tits…but that’s a TALENT to some, hard work to others, even if it’s all pretty lazy….it doesn’t matter..it’s about the money man…

Either way, slutty selfies of a THICC MOSS body…that doesn’t feel like KATE MOSS in any fucking way.

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2022

23

Feb

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I prefer WET SPOTS….to throw flower at the bitch to find the WET SPOT….even though WET SPOTS repulsed me as a WET SPOT out of context is like a GAME SHOW mystery box and NOT in a good way….I just didn’t believe the ladies making WET SPOT fetish content really committed to the WET SPOT but rather faked it….

Unfortunately, there’s not enough WET SPOTS being uploaded and the whole point of the WET SPOT was my parody or satire, I don’t know the difference, of CLICKBAIT round-ups that have made so many websites RICH AS FUCK….you know, keep the SELF SABOTAGING going, I’ve only got 18 years invested in this shit…why change things now..

So naturally, my philosphy, my TAGLINE if it wasn’t “I’ll Make You Famous”….which was censored from “A Place Where I Get Drunk and Molest You”….since that wasn’t really the energy I was trying to put out there as people thought it meant some creepy stepfather molesting his kids…and I get what they’d think that…but it was supposed to read as a drunkenstepfather MOLESTING the visitors…since I couldn’t explain the joke to everyone…I went with I’ll make you famous…but yeah…my back-up tagline is “NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED”…because fat chicks aren’t a fetish to me, they are gross to me, LAZY to me, overeaters to me…I mean science says that they eat more than they burn so it stores as fat…end of discussion…meaning it’s avoidable…

Now I don’t care that people are fat, I am fat…I just don’t like celebrating it like it’s the new face of health and wellness, because it’s vile..

SO here are some fatties to me, maybe normal sized girls to you, because you are American and have never seen a skinny girl in this era….and it could be your fetish, even though it’s so common now, but to me…it’s a joke…SEXUALIZING FAT GIRLS…HYSTERICAL…

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