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2022

24

Feb

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

Just be happy that these titty drops aren’t videos of grown men having making their balls drop….you know because that trend probably exists…I’ve been around “red eye mooners” and “tea baggers” and other closet case weirdness in my life, not by choice, but when bros get drunk, asses get fucked…depending on how short their shorts are…

The most impressive thing about titty drops are not the titty drops themselves, but rather the concept of the titty drop….

Who came up with this, who was the first to coin the term because it definitely wasn’t me….but more importantly, what girls saw the titty drops happening, only to think “I need in, where do I sign up, I’ve been looking for clever ways to flash my tits all these years, I’ve just been waiting for a viral trend to do it”….

You see, I don’t think you need your theatrics to make staring at the tits, or flashing the tits more interesting…THEY are tits…

It’s already good enough on its own, you don’t need to white wash it, or candy coat it with a dance..but like GRANNY ALWAYS SAID…
whatever brings the tits out…

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2022

24

Feb

Joey King Bikini of the Day

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For what this celebrity child star who is now an adult star may lack in her face….she makes up for it with the titties…because as she takes on her newest role, “Joey King” the personal brand, where she creates a personal to be the “real” Joey King, in efforts to hype up her acting profile, as a way to manipulate and lie to her fans, and probably launch a direct to consumer brand that will make her stupid money off the backs of those fans, as these money grubbers do…since they are never satisfied just being paid stupid money to play make-belief on some TV and Movies…

So in doing the “personal brand’ influencer shit, she’s dropped the bikini pics, and her body looks good to me, all tropical by the waterfall, living the rich and busty enough life…

I actually like Joey King as an actor, I thought she played a good half retard disabled chick who killed her oppressive mom with her nerdy internet boyfriend in the Gypsy Rose Blanchard story…which brings up a good question…how do you call a Romanian a gypsy without calling a Romanian a gypsy…

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2022

24

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez Bra of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez is a survivor…she had a compulsive eating disorder which means she would just keep on eating to deal with her emotions or the fact that she was molested, or part of some human trafficking ring in Mexico where they mind-controlled her and sold her to the world elites…THAT IS JUST A CONSPIRACY…RIGHT…

They never launch celebrities, give them fake origin stories, especially when they are from other countries, like MEXICO, where there is already a human trafficking problem…they just import them to the USA and cast them in TV and Movies because there are not enough American based Mexicans to fill be the Mexican character in the movies…there’s only 40 million Mexicans live in America…so let’s OUTSOURCE the talent to some random bitch like Eiza….SEEMS SUSPICIOUS TO ME…but I also know nothing…

What I do know is that Eiza is better in bra than clothed…even better topless than in the bra…so somehting to work on…and luckily her child trauma overeating is being managed so that you can think of cumming on her LATEX/RUBBER skirt…instead of being grossed out by it, thinking it’s a tarp to catch all the food that misses her mouth when she’s scarfing it down…

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2022

24

Feb

Tinashe Tits of the Day

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Tinashe is wearing a giant belt across her tits, it’s a titty belt…far more interesting than a chastity belt, especially the ones I see on the internet that cage men’s dicks while they watch their girlfriends get fucked…it’s a thing, just not my thing…I mean sure, I’ll watch anyone’s girlfriend getting fucked, but I’m not about to cage my dick when I do it…you know, you gotta be able to JERK off to it if you’re gonna cuck. like a non-man…

I don’t know what this shoot is for, because I don’t know who TINASHE is…funny how that works right.

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2022

24

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Yo, it’s TANLINE THURDAY BRO….

It’s the day we celebrate them titties and asses that don’t get kissed by the sun, while the rest of the body gets kissed by the sun, assuming these are real tans and not the kind of tans that you buy in a jar at a drug store to basically get absorbed by your skin and eventually fucking kill you from some horrible disease….if you don’t believe me…LOOK UP SUNSCREEN RECALL….or JOHNSON AND JOHNSON BABY POWDER RECALL…these motherfuckers don’t care about you…

If anything, they want you dead, or dying, they can make more money that way….

They don’t want you to know that animals lay in sunspots, don’t believe me, look at your pets on a sunny day…it’s called DOWNLOADING….or some shit..

THE SUN SENDS YOU SIGNALS…because NOTHING they tell you is REAL…obviously, why would they give you simpletons the actually winning formula, they want you losing…LOSEER..

I like to think the TANLINES send me signals too, you know that the girl is showing me some EXCLUSIVE body parts that EVEN THE SUN doesn’t see, you know like that whole “I’ll stick it where the sun don’t shine”…..only less queer…

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2022

24

Feb

Sydney Sweeney hot on the Beach of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney brought herself to the beach in what I would say is one of her best beach days to date. Not that I can really remember any other Sydney Sweeney beach days, but I guess she was in an entire TV series about being at the beach, White Lotus, and this is better than that….

I know what you’re thinking, it’s Sydney Sweeney, therefore she should be nude in a scene from Euphoria, since the producers of Euphoria really like using Sydney Sweeney nude to get more traction with their already popular show….TITS GET HITS…and Sweeney’s got MENTAL tits….

To which I say, the nude Sweeney will be back on Sunday, in the meantime we need the non-nude Sweeney to build her up, to bring more depth to her nude scenes, to remind us that she’s more than just legendary big tits that are nude, they also come clothed…

It’s like if Christmas Morning had all the gifts UNWRAPPED before you woke up to unwrap them, it takes away the mystery, even if you know you got some dog shit gift because your family hates you…

Sweeney is a better body than she is an actor, which is probably easy when you have a body like Sweeney….

This was shot by the prolific, relevant, documentarian of the “culture”, Amber Asaly , who we’ve been fans of for 6-7 years now since discussing unprotected sex with rappers…in VEGAS….which doesn’t mean her now famous legal team won’t be trying to sue me for sharing her BIG TITTY ART.

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2022

24

Feb

Twerk Twerk and Other Videos of the Day

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News man Shames Woman with Alopecia During Canadian Trucker Protests for Freedom…

Girl who was going to transtion to be a man thanks to indoctrination….gets called transphobic for deciding not to….by the BOTS on TIKTOK that are being used to destroy America…it’s a WEAPON and if you don’t think it is, you crazy….

This dude’s a nut. He takes Wim Hoff too Serious bro.

Teacher doesn’t like Maskless Kid…

Shitty Teachers!

Titty Bounce…

The Fit Body…

Bare Ass in the Sunflower Patch

Cowgirl Butt SHot

Titty Dress

Stretching…

POSING

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2022

24

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I didn’t get blown up in UKRAINE as part of WWIII theatrics that you could assume are a WAG THE DOG situation, where real people MAY be dying, but that I don’t trust because everything is in an ILLUSION, even if a war in Russian was prophecized in the BIBLE…true story, check it out….Book of Revelation or Book of Enoch…what do I know…

I am more concerned feeling like I willed the whole masks thing because for years, if not decades, I have said to women that if they take off their panties I’ll wear them as a mask, I’m talking at bars, at movies, at funeral, at weddings, my “are you wearing panties, what kind of panty, what style panty, can I just see them it will be easier, can You take them off and let me wear them as a mask….willing it, asking them universe for it and now I’m being forced to wear dirty panty fabric to buy a damn banana. I blame myself

I know COVID is over, but these motherfuckers are all brain washed to think panties on their face saves their lives and it will take years to DEPROGRAM them of that….so until that happens…THIS MOTHERFUCKERS got fucking panty on his face….and for the first time in my life…no one is disgusted by me for it….

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Bikini Barista Says Customers Want Her Mouth On It!
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BKFC President David Feldman Says Paige VanZant Will Be Back in the Ring in Late Spring or Early Summer – GET THE LUBE READY
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Stand Up Amazing Jonathan Died – Why Is Everyone Dying…I Wonder
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Funniest Concert Moments that May Not be Funny At All
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Funny Pranks that May Not Be Funny At All
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There is a conspiracy that Penguins Aren’t Real, So Take this Video of a Muddy Penguin for the CGI it Probably Is
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2022

23

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Don’t let EVIL in…it will take over your SOUL and you may end up like all these miserable fucks polluting our lives with their EVIL bullshit…but I figure you can click on the links and peruse…even if it’s evil…

I’m not the kind of person who thinks tits or sex is EVIL…I like em and think my perversion is my god given talent, I don’t have other interests or talent…all I know and all I do is perv….

That could be a rap song, maybe our theme song…Any producers out there? The chorus….

All they do is perv…
All we do is perv….
All I do is perv….
All I do is perv….

That’s all I got…pretty bad…definitely….let’s sell 1,000,0 copies…all we need is a one hit wonder and less thought has gone into other hits….

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Bella Hadid in a Cleavage Top
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Madison Pettis Lingerie Model
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Camille Kostek’s Shooting SI SWIM
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Kendall Jenner at the Gym
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Tom Holland Plays With Puppies During an Interview
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Miley Cyrus See Through for Gucci
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Hyundai’s Boston Dynamic Demo
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Tennis Pro in a Bikini is Nice!
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Woman Crawled Through the Drive-Thru Window at Jack in the Box to Get Her Ranch!
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Sophie Mudd Bikinis in the Snow
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Hydraulic Press in Action
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Wild Elephants Pay Respect To People Who Saved Their Baby From A Ditch!
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Warhol on Warhol
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10 Best Action Sequences in a Movie
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German Ski-Jumper Juliane Seyfarth Found Time During the Olympics to Post Naked Pics on Her Second IG Account
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Bebe Rexha Can Cook
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Olivia Culpo Cleavage Cowgirl
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Japanese People Show What English Sounds Like to Them
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Black Hawk Down in the Snow
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Puppies!
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So Proud
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In Case You Missed It – A Preview of Paulina Gretzky’s Bachelorette Party
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Topless Model Charlotte
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Drawbridge Accident
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Near Death Experiences Caught on GoPro
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Step Into the Office
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Hump Day Memes
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Nude Model Katerina – ARTSY!
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Israel Adesanya Defends Joe Rogan
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Mushroom Fakes its Own Death
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Tanker Truck Crash
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Girl Boxing…..Kitten to Killer…
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UConn Head Coach Dan Hurley Was Ejected for Pumping Up the Crowd After Receiving a Technical Foul
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Sarah Jessica Parker Showing Off Looks
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Joy of Jewelry
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Cam Sluts In Action!
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From the Forum

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Daddario in a Tight Dress
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Renee Olstead Playboy Sweeden
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Zoe Kravitz in a Weird Titty Dress
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Emma Brooks for a Beauty Campaign
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Some Chick Named Palma in a Bra Top
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Olga Kurylenko at an Event
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Haley Bennet on the Streets
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TikTok Bitch Wears a Mask Outside.
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Anne-Marie Cleavage
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Lucy Hale Leggings
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Cam Sluts Are Amazing – SUPPORT THEM….
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Pegging is Pretty Gay
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People Actually Pay for This?
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Katie is a Hot Reddit Amateur
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Lesbian Shower
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Naked Chess Chest Model
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Massive BOOBS Flapping
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Girls PEEING
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Dildo Fuck Behind the Scenes
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Animals Hate Us
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Dildo Demonstration
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Awesome Skinny Titty Flash at the Arcade
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Big Girl Vagina
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Meme of the Day – When She’s bad at Cooking
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The Wetness
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Party Girls Gallery
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Hey Four Eyes
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Nude Model Elle in White
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Dildo Riding Ass
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Pierced Clits
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Butt Plug Removal
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Big Titty Amateur Face Sitter Gets it On
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The Pussy
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Skinny Instagram Bitch Gets her Fuck On
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Beach Pussy
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Apparently He’s Training his GF
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Wall Fucker….
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Amateur Gets Fucked
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Dildo Aim is Off
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Solid Angle
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Slum Fights
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Spread Ass with Panties On
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2022

23

Feb

Sienna Miller Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t know if this is Sienna Miller and Jude Law in lingerie posing together, but it’s some lame attempt at making fun of TRANNIES, or CROSS DRESSERS, which I guess is always a good time….because this is clearly not being edgy or progressive by co-starring a transgender like a SI SWIMSUIT ISSUE trying to get WOKE POINTS….this is more a dude on set trying to be an funny….or a sexual predator….if anything, this is how I would imagine every gym or public bathroom that allows men who identify as women to look…just a dude barely pulling off being a chick in a dress moving in on a girl trying to change with a little hand on her back and a whisper of “Call me Charlene, now sit on this dick”….

Sienna Miller, who may be IRIS LAW (WHO I POSTED EARLIER PLAYING A DEAD HOOKER) mom….because her and Jude Law were a thing and he seems to get his sperm stuck on every uterus he comes across…unless her and Jude Law are the same person…both BRITISH BLONDES who made it in America at the same time. Maybe worth looking into…..

She was one of those actresses, who about 20 years ago or more, I used to rent movies she was in for the nude scenes….I guess she was just one of my crowd favorites…because despite hating celebs, thinking the best celebs are the dead celebs, but appreciating their tits…there are always a few who sneak through my celebrity wall of hate…and make me think…I like this one….other DrunkenStepfather approved actors include Amanda Seyfried, Kate Bosworth, Heather Graham…..I guess blonde ones….but I also like Lindsay Lohan….

This isn’t about what celebs I like or not, it’s about SIENNA MILLER now in her late 40s and still hot enough considering….and not just because she thinks transgenders are a farce…and that these GENDER issue advocates are just misguided narcissists….NO ONE CARES WHAT YOUR PRONOUN IS…IT’S RUDE TO MAKE US CALL YOU ANYTHING BESIDES “ASSHOLE”….

Speaking of asshole, this should would be better with her asshole…

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