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2022

Jan

Kate Hudson Trying Hard of the Day

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There is nothing weirder than the desperation of celebrities to hop onto social media and take on the “influencers” in an attempt to steal their fucking money…because they need to be at the top of the food chain, their souls that they sold to the devil rely on it…

I get that there’s money in social media, and I know that Kate Hudson, who only exists thanks to the vagina she crawled out of, probably passed around her mom’s friends, hence the pregancy at like 20 with a 60 year old rocker…you know banged out too many times to support another abortion…which is obviously ALL speculation….

What isn’t speculation is that the whole instagram thing did work out well for this one, she launched a direct to consumer brand, because instagram is where direct to consumer brands exist now, potentially made billions, so doing lame slutty self produced garbage, while being someone who has been in actual movies, for her fans, for attention, to sell product…is precisely why instagram is a fucking lame community…

It’s like, let’s just live the hierarchy these idiots think they are at the top of, instead of starting cooler smaller nice communities where the candy coated pop garbage gets left in the fucking trash, or on the high budget movies….we don’t need any more of them…especially in self produced unscripted attempts to be “humans”…

BOYCOT KATE HUDSON….AT LEAST UNTIL SHE SHOWS US THAT MOM PUSSY….cuz this is the WRONG kind of instagram content that I want to see…at least do it right….DIVE IN – ASSHOLE FIRST.

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2022

Jan

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Get into the tropical state of mind motherfuckers….think of all the bikini titties while you sip your margaritas listening to Jimmy Buffett, feeling ok about yourself because he’s told you it is 5 O’Clock somewhere, knowing that supporting alcoholism has made both him and Kenny Chesney billionaires…all because as a people, we like to get CRUNK in the heat staring at tits…

Unfortunately, your all inclusive adventures that may have been put on hold because Covid protocols are some serious bullshit, oppressive bullshit, but if you did get on one of those, your fat wife’s tan lines would be more aggressive burns that put her out of commission for the rest of the trip, assuming she’s not one of those fatties who swims in a T-Shirt…she probably is….but for whatever reason still manages to burn up like she was killed by the Government in WACO…

Luckily, these girls get me in the tropical state of mind because like Quebec strippers in the winter, they’ve found a way to get tanlines…as they know it is NATURE’s highlighter…or maybe they are conspiracy nuts who think the sun give them essential Vitamin D, that is basically the hormone that will save you from a lot of ailments, but thanks to the industrialized world we live in, the majority of motherfuckers are deficient…because they want you sick…

So don’t subscribe to the SUN giving you cancer, the SUN being bad, that shit charges you like a solar panel, you’re supposed to be exposed to it, even if it’s just for the TANLINE TITS.

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2022

Jan

No Bra Challenge and Other Videos of the Day

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WTF is This Thing…

Big Eyes

Just her Booty

Shopping Dance

At the Grocery Store

Big Titty Dance

Hmmmm

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2022

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve been seeing a lot of people whining or outraged by the Trucker Convoy…calling the truckers racists for standing up for Freedom, or Tyranny, or government overreach and I just can’t understand how I am on the same planet as them, or the same species as them..

Whether you’re for the VACCINES or AGAINST the vaccines, a conspiracy nut who thinks the vaccines are a depopulation tool putting Demon DNA in the brains of the people who get it, which at times seems more plausible than not…or if you’re a reasonable person who thinks that they are trying to turn the entire world into Communist China with two classes of citizen, where we’ll all be on the wrong side, the slave side, the social credit score tracked in everything we do side….or someone who is scared, triple masked alone in your 200 square foot condo, terrified of dying and waiting for MORE shots because 4 isn’t enough…

The fact remains, we should have the freedom to be whatever fucking weirdo we want to be, Canada has been fucking oppressive for ALL people even the vaccinated, and as GOOD people, with GOOD Christian values, we should unite and say ENOUGH IS ENOUGH..

Yet, there’s a group of Woke liberal inclusivity advocates who pander to all the woke shit…and for whatever reason, they think coming together in a positive way to make a fucking point, in what is the ONLY chance we’ve got to change things, before the dark end of times…and instead of being on the right side of history, they’re PUSHING for peopel to show their papers over a bullshit flu….with a vaccine that doesn’t work, is experimental, not FDA approved, and has no longterm studies….SOME people just aren’t into that and don’t buy into not taking medicine actually hurting those who do…

It’s a ton of fucking bullshit, and if you’re on the wrong side of history, if you are one of those “just get the shots and show your papers”…you are a piece of fucking shit….

Freedom is all we’ve had the perception of having, it is the ONLY thing that matters…ALWAYS choose freedom…even if you being a dick against those fighting for freedom is your right under my FREEDOM logic…it’s because anyone against freedom is the fucking enemy…

No one should think “we need more government rules”….so who are you hall monitor narc fucks…and what the fuck went wrong in your life to be that way….

In conclusion, SHOW ME YOUR TITS…because perversion, is really my only interest….but in order to be a pervert I NEED MY FREEDOM.

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2022

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Desxualizing the M&Ms by taking them out of their heels just makes me want to fuck it up it’s M&M ass harder…because assholes are versatile and genderless so tits and heels or not…you know that M&M slut still got one…at least in my fantasy because the woke mob going after the M&M not EMINEM last week was just a reminder in how fucking dumb they all are…

When I see these WOKE idiots who pretend they care about the people, while turning their back on a huge group of people as they show their papers to go to Walmart…

You people who go along with this are the pieces of shit, not the freedom fighters, who see the lies from the media, who see the lies by the rule makers, who realize that being told to stay in the house, who are told how. many people can be in their house, who are told what medicine to take…is FUCKING crazy.

Support the fucking TRUCKERS if you can… GO FUND ME

The world is nuts…OUTRAGE is the new actually doing something…internet warriors….

Don’t let the evil in charge fucking divide us more than they already have.

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2022

Jan

Rita Ora Bikini of the Day

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Rita Ora may not be all that impressive of a popstar, even her bikini titoks are only worth watching for the tits, but that probably applies to most titoks since they are idiotic, but when you market yourself as a popstar, you sort give the people some expectations that they will see something monumental, that’s the whole point of being a star, you’re better than the normies….

Well, in Rita Ora’s case, she’s just another set of tits on TiTok…nothing revolutionary because people are lazy and I am not just saying that because her stomach looks pregnant or bloated but she does look dumpier than usual…probably what happens to bitches when they age…especially when they’re rich…what the fuck the point of being ripped…NO ONE CARES…they are here for the now sloppier titty..

She definitely seems like someone you wouldn’t notice if you were in line behind her at Starbucks, you may thin she’s Kelly Osbourne….but that’s because she’s really not that famous, even if she thinks she is and if brands pay her like she is…no one cares..

It’s probably not entirely her fault, the satanists who she sold her soul to turned their back on her and paid out her contract before she really made it, which I guess is making it, getting paid to NOT deliver…something that I guess she’s carried her entire “career”….you don’t need to be capable of much, so long as the people writing checks think you are…and here we have some RITA ORA tit…something I’ll stare at as long as she brings it…I guess I have a boner for Bosnian refugees or maybe the industry has a boner for Bosnian refugees…I know of at least 3 of them…but yeah, I’ve done so many Rita Ora posts over the years, I doubt any other “publication”, don’t worry I was laughing when I wrote that….I don’t think it’s possible to be this IRRELEVANT as a website, it’s almost a feat of failure to be this irrelevant after 18 years…which is why I keep doing it…I mean it’s pretty funny when you see how easy it is to actually “make it”…to be irrelevant is the new going viral….there’s something amazing about wanting to suck and be the least cool website around…..I just haven’t figure out what that something is!

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2022

Jan

Lottie Moss Bodysuit of the Day

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Lottie Moss isn’t really that impressive of ?a personality, but the fact that she’s Kate Moss’ half sister and rode that last name as hard as she could, almost like a sugar baby would ride a rich guy’s cock, or maybe a girl with a dream of being a celebrity would ride a producer or casting agents cock, you know with vigor and theatrics they wouldn’t normal put into a fuck if it was with a regular john…

So unlike Kate Moss, she doesn’t do all that classy as shit, high fashion shit, even though Kate Moss was a little bit of an outsider, maybe even a little on the trashy side of things when she was doing the whole top model thing, I don’t think she came from some High Society, and looking at Lottie Moss in her instagram sex worker gear, you know stripper outfits, it’s safe to say that at least on the MOSS side of the family, they didn’t grow up in Chateau in the country because daddy or grandaddy made his money in banking and is now some sort of Lord…

I could be wrong…I mean we are in an era of generational wealth being as gutter as a crackwhore I once got SCABIES from after a night in a back alley puddle….after one too many MOJITOS…

I don’t think her quest to monetize is all that abnormal, so many girls are doing it, and I actually appreciate it because it means you don’t have to actually try to sext with strangers to get slutty selfies, they’re fucking everywhere..WE ARE DROWNING in them.

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2022

Jan

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I am not a conspiracy theorist…I just don’t believe that disgusting people should be allowed to mandate what they consider to be “healthy medicine” like terrifying enforcers of evil…especially when I see that therapeutics like Ivermectin, or even VITAMIN D aren’t being mandated…it’s a zero to 60 situation of “get vaccinated” which doesn’t sit well with me, especially when the vaccinated still get COVID and spread COVID…but imagine if they weren’t vaccinated…IT WOULD BE SO MUCH WORSE…

It’s all pretty dumb, but people are brainwashed, maybe the vaccines are in their brain, maybe they don’t think logically anymore…like “the whole point of vaccines is to protect myself to my best ability’….so being exposed to an unvaccinated won’t make you melt like a sex doll in a house fire…

Then all these health officials who look like inter-dimensional demons are telling people how to live healthy…while looking like death…but no one mandates fitness, diet, supplements, tested and safe medicines…it’s all pushing one catch all vaccine…and brainwashing people with the vaccine to think people who don’t have it are the demons….WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY SHIT…

The fact is, healthy lifestyle will bring healthy immune system, fitness is part of a healthy lifestyle, so here are some healthy bitches to inspire you to jerk off to girls who workout instead of the fatties trying to brainwash you into thinking they are healthy…thanks to PROPAGANDA and LIES…INCLUSIVTY and obviously it is because they WANT you fat and lazy…easier to manipulate you in your miserable fat life..

Now I am not one for fitness, I am a fat fuck, but I did volunteer at the YMCA gym 20 years ago and loved jerking off to the girls working out who at the time were not NEARLY as slutty as this…I mean they didn’t wear leggings, they wore jogging shorts and big t-shirts…being in the gym today would be basically like being on a fucking porn set…LABIA everywhere and that’s wonderful….almost enough reason to get into fitness…JUST MAKE SURE YOU ARE VACCINATED BECAUSE YOU CAN’T GET INTO A GYM TO GET HEALTHY UNLESS YOU ARE….

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2022

Jan

Sophie Mudd Nipple Pasties of the Day

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I don’t know much about Sophie Mudd’s villain origin story, I just know that she’s got massive tits, is apparently some rich kid from LA, who did the whole share for share thing with other sluts of the instagram trying to grow their channels…so I saw her back then, I mean with tits bigger than my head, how could I ignore such glorious tits….but then she put some agent contact to some legit agency out of LA, one that handles some big stars and I thought…oh…she’s going legit…and the titty content became boring influencer shit…like “enjoying my smoothie”…in a fucking sweatshirt….

Luckily, the pandemic happened, onlyfans became the default way to cash in on bored dudes who jut want to see titty, and her strategy shifted for the cash grab….and guess what..she doesn’t even need to show her nipples…it’s almost SFW but motherfuckers probably pay her a fortune to sex with her INDIAN assistant who runs her fan account…since these people are too busy to do it themselves…plus it is gross….let them focus on providing the content…..

So yeah, money makes girls get perverted…..and with tits as big as MUDDs, I figure this is her fucking calling…her life work…so be thankful the stars aligned and she didn’t get mainstream acting work where she wasn’t reduced to self produced titty content for money!