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2022

10

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

The fact that I write about tanlines every week is pretty ridiculous, I should just post the pictures, why the fuck would anyone need my interpretation or analysis of a bunch of random babes who got some sun, or who got sprayed to look like they got sun, since we basically live in a METAVERSE…thanks to the PANDEMIC that will be funny to see people try to adapt to after years of their hypochondria being validated…but where there’s a will there’s a way, and I like to think getting tanlines to switch things up on your OnlyFans is enough of a reason to RISK getting out there and taking on the sun….so that the fans get to see Nature’s Highlighter highlighting the good parts at work.

I’ve already said too much, click the pics, pervert..you disgust me….not really.

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2022

10

Mar

Internet Stretching and Other TikThots of the Day

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Internet Tits!

More Internet Tits

Internet Pantyhose

More Internet Pantyhose

Internet Ass

Internet Arabian Princess

I Get What She’s Doing Here

Just a Girl in her T-Shirt

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

10

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I saw some online activist posts something about International Women’s Day the other day that was along the lines of:

“To all those misogynistic men complaining about International Women’s Day….Well now that it’s over we have 363 days of international Men’s day”..

You now Patriarchy narrative, which I don’t fucking believe in, because when I read that…I think….Speak for yourself homo, everyday is women’s day for this motherfucker…

I love tits..

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Kim Kardashian gets Dragged
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Pink Wigs and Boas in the Boudoir…
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Swiss Soccer Player Looking Good!
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Courteney Cox Eats Hot Wings
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Elon Musk and Grimes Have Second Baby as they Practice Eugenics
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Antarctica Exploration Ship Found – Antarctia isn’t Real…it’s the EDGE of the Earth NORMIES…
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Who is Alexandra Davis? 25-year-old woman claims Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is her biological father
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Good Samaritan Clearing Rocks
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Taking Away Toys from Otters…
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Japans Riding Log Fstival the Porn Chicks LOVE
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts..
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2022

09

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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We may live in a simulation and the earth is probably flat, space is likely just an ocean, but it’s still fun to see that the “cool kids” who were all for the mainstream media narrative….being WOKE and virtue signalling…..are starting to understand that they were lied and abused!

Tthe GREAT AWAKENING is going to be pretty hilarious to see and I’m all for letting all the duped idiots who were outraged and called people racists for not going along with the narrative BACK INTO OUR LIVES….

We need them, now that they are less uptight and annoying…it’s the KEY to letting inappropriate jokes that hav made us laugh for years come back to our lives….this woke shit and acting like hall monitor for people that hate them..is crazy…

These rich pigs don’t give a fuck about you, they are here to EAT YOUR SOULS…they want you dead….while telling you to buy ELECTRIC CARS to deal with gas prices. THANKS…RICH GUY….

I saw a meme “No Driving for 2 Weeks to Flatten the Curve”…..THAT MEANS IT IS WORKING!

Let’s see what happend, but let’s make the apocalypse great again by lightening the fuck up people…

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Kate Upton Brings the BikinI Out Like Old Times
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Lottie Moss Brings the Booty
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Madison Beer Celebrates her Bday in Quite the Dress
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Aaron Donald retirement rumors were genuine, according to NFL insider
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Funny TikTok Pranks
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Speeding Driver Causes Accident
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Kim Kardashian Bikinis with a Helmet On
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EmRata’s Nude Throwbacks!
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Gordon Ramsey’s Daughter Goes Topless!
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The World’s Most Beautiful Athlete in FHM
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A Bunch of Fails
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Offering Random People 1 Oz Gold or 20 Dollars!
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Iran Special Force Fails
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Some Funny Memes
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15 Bridesmaid Dress Disasters
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Iskra Lawrence Booty on Set for Lingerie Shoot!
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Celebs on International Women’s Day
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Models for HUMP DAY
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Hot Paulina Blanco’s Over the Shoulder Booty Shot!
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Pitbull Gets Stolen – Caught on Tape
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Father Saves Cowboy Son from Bull
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Dog Forgets How Tiny his Legs are – Poor Guy
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The Netflix “Is it Cake” Show Seems Crazy
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QVC Salesman Stabs Himself with a Katana!
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The Lens That Makes Thing Invisible.
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7 Questions with a Christian Only Fans MILF!
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The NEC Championship Game Was Interrupted by a Fight in the Stands
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The Woman Was Blind Until She was 36
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VR Got Too Real
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Nude Model with Sour Grapes!
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Kristin Cavallari Sunkissed!
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The Fox that Giggles
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The Craziest Path Ever
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Highlights from the Slap Battle Hosted by Arnold Schwarzenegger
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Hot Model Sarah’s Sunday Funday
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Wanda Icardi’s THONG!
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GET SOME CBD!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Lily James Hot and Busty at Event
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Amelia Gray Hamlin Did Fashion Show
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Alex Daddario’s at an Event
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Penelope Cruz Hot Legs
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Zoe Deutch Cleavage / Bikini Top / In NYC
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Dua Lipa Hot for Puma Being Hot
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Meg Thee Stallion Racy Performance
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Oliva Holt at an Event in a Bra Top Thing
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Lucy Hale in Leggings
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Katherine McNamara’s Tube Dress
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Ella Purnell Legs
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Daisy Edgar Jones at an Event
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Celebs Nude in the Movies
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From stepSMUT!!

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Cinematic Taylor Sheridan Railroad Dildo Fuck
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Flashing the Bus
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PAWG!
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Amateur Hottie
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Fat Ass Covered in Whipped Cream
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Nurse’s Lingerie Display Ends with a Surprise
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Girls Swinging on Balls
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Sheer Dress
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Slutty Hotel Selfies
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BIG JIGGLE BOOBS
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They Say these Tits are Ukrainian…Hot
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Mashed-Up Madness
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Big Titty Drops
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Always be Prepared
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Sam Naked in the Bath
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Girl in Pink Lingerie Gets it Done
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Weird NFT Meme I Don’t Understand…
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Nice Ratio on this Dildo Riding Girl
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Busty in a Photoshoot
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We Call her the High Kicker
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Lesbians on the Back of a Truck
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Fast Hands – Good for the Dildo Fuck
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When the Exchange Student Moves In
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Dildo Backed Against the Wall
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Amateur Dick Suck
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Dildo Insertion
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Skinny Girl’s Amateur Sex Tape
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Pizza Pussy Pie
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Amateur Hard at Work
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Cuck Time
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Gillian Bonner Vintage Nude Shoot
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Masturbating Time
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Naked Nicole Posing
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We’ve Got a Hard Spread
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Close Up Dildo Demo
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2022

09

Mar

Miley Cyrus Nipple of the Day

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Miley’s pretty fucking awesome. I think I’ve been pretty consistent on my support for Miley, because if you have an industry kitten, or industry slave, depending on whether you’re a glass half full or half empty motherfucker, who shows off her naked body consistently….you’re in a good place.

The Disney trained kid who I assume wasn’t put through the same insanity the poorer Disney kids seem to have been put through…not all young talent is treated the same…especially when they have industry dads with a hugely successful song….but her team definitely got it right when they had to rebrand her to keep that relevance with that Disney Audience by going with the TUMBLR IG NUDES….bring it to the MAINSTREAM…to inspire so many to follow her lead….when they could have just branded her some corny pop shit….NUDITY MAKES all things better….even MILEY.

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2022

09

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Here’s some workout girls to remind you that girls doing fitness is easy to visualize them doing it naked on your face or dick, but more importantly, it gets them hormonally charged and thus pretty horny, I’m sure if you ask girls if they cum or masturbate working out or within the hour of working out…at least some will say yes and that’s good enough scientific evidence that working out makes girls horny….

As you and everyone knows, being fat is disgusting and kills you as you struggle to breathe through life…being fit is hot and allows you to live a more meaningful life.

Some of us are too far gone to imagine getting much more out of life and are perfectly fine being fat from their couch or bed….while others of us pretend we like fitness and have a gym membership and some of us may actually be fit athletes…or just robot spam bots….but we can all agree, even the SPAM bots….that watching ladies to working out slutty, which is really just doing working out in general….is good….so here’s good.

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2022

09

Mar

So I tried Social Media of the Day

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This is not as funny as it could be, I am aware that if I really wanted to try social media, I’d fucking KILL it in the LOLZ, as making people outraged in what I hope is the tailend of the WOKE movement as the new generation of TIKTOK perverts take the narrative over from the annoying 30 year old woke victimized genderless monster who calls everyone a racist, misogynist, you know the type…

But when doing my rounds on FB, I saw some site link a story about how Ashton’s investment AirBnb, that I’m sure he has ample shares of, is profiting off the Ukraine scandal, only they forgot to mention that part….they just focused on the money they raised….because that’s how the media works…

Their quote was “Mila Kunis has Never Been So Proud to be Ukrainian”…which I remember her talking shit on in the past but I guess the REGIME needs their FAMOUS speaker boxes to amplify their messaging…

So I said…basically…NOT PROUD ENOUGH TO LIVE THERE….and people weren’t overly positive about it…

Which is WHY I say, don’t use social media, it’s a cesspool of soul sucking negativity….all these overly serious pussies….and it’s NO WHERE to get a good laugh, when life should be about laughs, even if comedy sucks, comedic movies suck in this world of misery and nothing being funny….

Posted in:stepNEWS

2022

09

Mar

Sophie Mudd Zips Her Tits Up of the Day

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Here’s Sophie Mudd making some solid titty fetish content, that we all know could be better, if the titties weren’t in clothes, but seeing a set of huge tits blow through a zip up long sleeved, jacket-like, shirt…is pretty fucking great…

I figure if you’re like Sophie Mudd, a big set of boobs on a skinny body, you really have no choice but to use those tits for good….or at least to get you where you need to be…because like the hot air balloons stapled to her chest they look like….these fuckers can TAKE you places…while the us losers sit here staring at them like hynotized titty obsessed fucks….knowing we’ll never get to meet them…a fantasy or mythical creature…that you’ll never get to lacquer with YOUR own MUD.

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Posted in:Sophie Mudd

2022

09

Mar

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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If you are going to have a pussy you might as well put things in it…

Whether it’s random household objects, insertion is a real fetish….or whether it is smuggling drugs into music festivals or across borders…or whether it is a warm place to keep your lipstick and keys like it is nature’s purse….because it is….

So when a pussy owner is in a pair of tight pants, panties, swimsuit, it’d be a crime not to feed your pussy some of them pants….shit is hungry,

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2022

09

Mar

Courtney Stodden Lingerie of the Day

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I wouldn’t go so far as to say that Courtney Stodden was tabloid fodder in the GLORY DAYS of tabloid, I mean there was a lot going on at the time and her whole weird storyline was actually pretty fucking creepy…famous for being a CHILD BRIDE to one of the most obscure pervert actors no one knew existed…on EVERY tabloid weekly….

But she is the only “celebrity” that has ever had her PR team invite me to one of her events, in 18 years of doing this, she’s the only one who said “let’s have DrunkenStepfather here”…and instead of going, even with plans of a masterful dirty panty heist, I just didn’t bother…

So like the rest of you, the taste of STODDEN isn’t dripping off my chin, because I am pretty charming when I want to be and feel I could have tricked her into sitting on my face….the taste of STODDEN is her big tits in a lingerie rockin’…

I know that I am not a fake tit fan, but if you’re going to get fake tits, make them count…and these fucking count.

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