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2022

06

Jan

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

One man’s trash is another man’s gold…is that how the expression goes? I have no idea, I just assume all trash is trash and even if I am stuck with it and okay being stuck with it, it’s still trash, just tolerable trash…never gold…because I am not an idiot…

Meaning, if a fat divorcee with two shitty grown kids is dropped by her original husband, as a drunkenstepfather, I move in for the free rent knowing that no one else wants her, but deep in my soul…and I guess on all levels…I know she’s some left on the curb old lamp of a woman that no one wants…I’m not going to trick myself into thinking anything but…even if I can tolerate it…

The point is, the THONG is pretty trash as a panty, it doesn’t even cover the asshole, one of the key things you’d want from a panty…but to other people, the thong is pretty GOLDEN for the same reasons it’s trash…and that’s because seeing asshole is a lot of fun, and playing up “but you have panties on so it’s not slutty”…is just negotiation tactics that work!

So if you want to see an asshole, ask your sexting partner, because I assume you hav one or pay one for THONG pics….assuming she’s not already sending asshole pics, since the world is full of exhibitionists showing their assholes..which I guess is a glorious thing…in a time when humanity is probably at its worst…we get to see asshole which is the best.

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2022

06

Jan

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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I watched a really dumb Christmas movie that took place in the UK and featured such stars as Kelsey Grammer not playing Frasier and John Cleese not playing Monty Python and Liz Hurley looking real fucking hot despite being 100 fucking years old…it was called FATHER CHRISTMAS and I watched it because my life goal is to make Christmas movies, they are the only movies that matter, no wait, I watched it because we basically live in a prison hell that we can’t escape and my only option of things to do is getting wasted and watching dumb fucking streaming options in hopes they figure out how to hypnotize the autistic fucks like me who can’t be hypnotized because we’re not wired that way….I’d fucking love to be won over by the media and totally on board for the takeover thinking it’s awesome….but instead I just sit back and wait for the vans to show up to take me away to dissenter camp and WHILE I do that…I happened across this movie…recently made movie…and Liz Hurley was smokin’…

So…it doesn’t make sense, women are supposed to rot, I was of the school of thought all her bikini pics were doctored, or her transgender son who creative directs her social media, or even some AI shit..CGI SHIT….INSTAGRAM FILTER….the “YOUNG LIZ HURLEY FILTER”….to turn all her fans into her so they feel less gay when eating their own cum after they are dumb…you know cuz their reflection looking back at them is LIZ HURLEY….but it turns out…she’s the real deal…and it may defy science or biology but who cares…she’s hot.

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2022

06

Jan

Olivia Culpo Panties of the Day

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It’s funny to me that this sugar baby/influencer presents herself as fashion, when clearly this is softcore porno…

It reminds me of the 90s, when watching videos of her in her underwear pulling up pantyhose, which to an old timer like me who used to watch stolen Playboy produced videos for the record stores in order to jerk off to pretty similar content, seeing as they hardly showed pussy, maybe more tit, but essentially 80 percent of the clips with each model were in underwear…

Clearly, she understand the whole fake model influencer thing in her really expensive life, because doing something as simplistic as this is all she needs to do to get paid stupid amounts of money…and because she gets paid stupid amounts of money, she thinks this shit is innovative, art, or whatever, when really it’s pretty amateur…

The good news is lame or not, she’s in her underwear…and fake or not…she’s in her underwear…and I like that..because she could just as easily not be in her underwear, but getting as many views would be challenging…..so GO FOR THE CLICKBAIT…our boners need it…not that I get boners anymore…but you get what I mean…it’s not about me or my boner, it’s about your boners and not in a gay way….in a here’s a hot overrated NFL groupie who gets paid a lot of money because her audience buys what she’s selling…the TUPPERWEAR PARTY NEIGHBORHOOD QUEEN OF TODAY’S GENERATION…..

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2022

06

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Titty Dress of the Day

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Disney Kid Vanessa Hudgens is doing the Satanic hand signal for her fans because most won’t notice that she’s speaking to them through symbolism but the right people who she works for will be so proud of her for throwing in that symbolism….

I actually watched some Andrew Garfield movie last night called Beneath the Silver Lake or some shit…about a conspiracy theorist finding out that some secret societies live in tunnels in parts of LA and that they communicate with each other through symbolism in music and media….SEEMED pretty far fetched I know, but these movies are just here for entertainment, I know that could never happen…and companies who own the media like Disney would never be part of something so absurd…BUT imagine if they were…

Obviously, an actress brought up in the industry by a company like Disney, who invested huge into her wouldn’t be a Satanist, that’d be CRAZY…but imagine if she was…

Clearly the “Devil Horn” hand signal is just for jokes…LOLZ…all while her tits are out, not quite out enough, but a semi sheer dress is still a semi sheer dress and devil worshippers or not…we an appreciate the titty.

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2022

06

Jan

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titties make the world go round, even if it’s flat, you FLAT EARTHER FUCKS know what I am saying “IS SPACE EVEN REAL?”

But yeah, no matter how shit society tries to be, and sometimes it seems like society is trying really fucking hard to be shit, we can easily divert from that shitty and focus on something magical like TITS…

Luckily, humans are basically lemming retard fucks, so some of them are walking off cliffs in masses because their comfort in following the fucking leader when you’re a weak middle of the road waste of fucking space useless eater….so I guess we’re not all that lucky that humans are lemming retard fucks who play follow the leader in the worst way every day….

BUT we are lucky that girls follow other girls in slutty behavior…it’s like the ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE but for TITTY flashing…without the charity component but who needs charity when we the Viewers are the charity cases fucks who are in dire need of seeing MORE tit…

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2022

06

Jan

Lindsey Vonn Bikini of the Day

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I know ski sluts, I wouldn’t say that it’s a fetish, it’s just when you live in Canada a handful of girls you’ll meet along the way will be skiers, not all as accomplished or professional or iconic and record breaking as someone like Lindsey Vonn, but into skiing enough to hang out in the Ski Lodge in their long underwear, nipples hard from the cold…..and they all have that testosterone levels after a long day of building those quads…and having the apres ski gyrating pussy to get their fuck on…plus they have that high pain threshold, like Lindsey Vonn who has been injured most of her career and that pain threshold comes in handy when making amateur BLACK ON BLONDE porn…that she hasn’t made public, but I’d watch it if I could…not because I like her or think she’s hot, or even appreciate the thick thighs of a ski girl….but because I’m into watching anyone fuck, no matter how big the GAPE….

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2022

06

Jan

Madelaine Petsch Titty Top of the Day

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Since I’ve removed myself from society so fucking long ago and my interactions were with people who I hand picked, rather than just general idiots normal people are forced to be exposed to based on work, socializing, other bullshit…I had no idea how fucking dumb the general population is…

Now, I am not saying I am smart, if anything I am pretty fucking pathetic in and of my own right, but pathetic is a whole other conversation….we’re talking basic, independent thought, which may be part of the reason I am pathetic, seeing as people I would hope to be reaching with the site, are actually drooling on themselves waiting to see celeb tits I don’t post enough of, so they go elsewhere…

That’s not to say this is high brow content, or that my captions are even worth reading, it’s just to say if I knew how dumb society as a whole was…I would have kept it simple “TITS”….or “ASS”….you know one worded not even one line cuz I suck at one liners…

Anyway, Riverdale, where this girl is the HOT ONE, was an eye opener for me that people don’t pay attention to shows, because they went ROGUE with their storyline and it got weird, and not in a good way, but in a collage of bad ideas thrown together to not make sense…and yet people were still INTO the show….how could that be you ask, because they are dumb and don’t know better…LOOK around you…the DUMBOS are everywhere…

Well, Cheryl Blossom is the hottest the hot show that makes no sense and that is unwatchable like they are fucking with all of our minds…and she’s got a titty top on which I am into….we call her SOUTH AFRICAN VARIANT GINGER HAIR PUSSY…but she’s really just a rich kid from the PACIFIC NORTHWEST…not that it matters…NOTHING matters in a world run by DUMBOS…

In conclusion, I saw that The CW is being sold off by WARNER and VIACOM ending their JOINT VENTURE because even with shit like RIVERDALE getting a lot of hype, that shit makes no money…FOR A GOOD REASON….CHERYL BLOSSOM TITTIES can’t save a network…but they can probably save some poor bastards soul if they TITTY FUCK him right….YOU will not be that poor bastard and either will eye…so let’s move onto other bitches we can’t fuck.

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2022

06

Jan

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Winter is here so this is some metaverse get into vacation mode without leaving your fucking house because you’re a pathetic loser like me and figure that passively waiting to die in the comfort of our own walls is more exciting and fulfilling than actually getting out there and finding real life girls with real life tanlines from the real life sun….that’s crazy….

I mean why get a tan from the sun, like nature intended, even though they tell us that the sun causes cancer, that seems weird considering it’s the source of life for all living creatures, but OK….we’ll just get our tanlines from girls who lather made in a lab chemicals to stain their skin for the same effect, but you know, without the whole NATURE or being OUTDOORS headache….

Man, they really think of everything to increase our quality of life in the PODS…

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2022

06

Jan

Babe of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Remove Mannequin Heads to Respect Local Laws

Morning Stretch

Australia is Mental…

Squishy Challenge

No Bra Challenge

Wanna See Something Cool?

Innocent Face but the Body Says Otherwise

No Bra Challenge

Another No Bra Challenge

Does this kind of propaganda work?

Shopping in SF

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2022

06

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The world’s gone mad…I don’t know if there’s much hope for it…but sitting passively like waiting ducks is always a great strategy….because you know when you do nothing and don’t bother preparing for the worst…THINGS always go back to normal….don’t they.

It is pretty funny that back in the day the flat earther conspiracy theorists were the ones wearing the tin foil hats, you know because even then they knew there was emf radiation being weaponized against us….I was a stockboy at a pharmacy, which was a pretty dehumanizing job as I’ve mentioned before, because the hot girls would ask for enemas and other embarrassing shit, because they didn’t see you as a peer, or as someone they’d fuck, but rather part of the fucking store….

Anyway, when I was a stockboy, some nutjob came in with lead vests she stole from a Dentist office and I chatted her up, because I like the weirdos and thought “she’s got a point”….this was mid 90s….because evil existed then like it does now…just so you know…

Now the conspiracy theorists are the “fuck that noise”, not participating in the bullshit, calling out the people who are for being dumb and incapable of reading medical stats for themselves to see the virus is overhyped and the lockdowns and vaccines/vaccine passports don’t work…..

It is the “normies” who are triple jabbed, double masked, hiding behind the face shields while hiding inside like it is a bunker….washing groceries, scared of fresh air and other people, even their family….some people spent Christmas on ZOOM and liked it….some people haven’t introduced their KIDS who are now 2 years old to their Parents….and they call the “who gives a shit, we’re all going to die, let’s live” the nutjobs….because they just want to live, even if it means dying because spoiler alert…we’re all going to die so stop being fucking scared…

It’s all pretty hilarious, despite the whole end of the world aspect to it….

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Sabrina Carpenter – Slutty Dress
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Malu Trevejo Gets Wet
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Kelly Stafford Goes on a “Proud Rant” About Matthew Stafford
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Jason Derulo Fights Two Dudes who Call Him Usher
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Kim and Pete hit the Bahamas
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Top 10 Craziest Moments Of F1!
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Car Crash Caught On A GoPro!
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Bus Driver Slips Out Of His Seat And Causes A Massive Crash!
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Craziest Ski Line Ever
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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