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2022

16

Feb

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

When you’re out of WET SPOTS because the ladies are drying up, must be the VACCINE…you know the only WET SPOTS they are getting is their PERIOD 9-12 times a month….or maybe they’ve ended up on this site and it’s dried them up…I have that affect on women…even through the power of my prose…

So when the WET SPOTS dry up….and the whole point of WET SPOTS is to do a clickbait no one wants to CLICK…it’s a passion….

I bring out the FATTIES.

I know, no fat chicks allowed, but FAT CHICKS are everywhere, hard to escape them, especially when they are SHITTING on your chest…

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

16

Feb

Thank Her Later and Other TikThots on Youtube of the Day

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Valentine’s Day Babe

Bikini Bra Top

BIG TIKTOK TITS

Euphoria High….

White Dress!

Gym Girl

No Bra Dance Challenge

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2022

16

Feb

The World is Nuts and Other Videos of the Day

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What kind of Psychopath do you have to be to protest to Re-Instate Mask Mandates –

She was Woke, Now She’s Awake….Catchphrase of the year.

ROBOT HOTELS are coming…

God Striking Down These People…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

16

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Reporting live from MARTIAL LAW….where it apparently doesn’t make girls any more slutty than they already are…which is pretty fucking disappointing..because you’d think the whole concept of MARTIAL LAW would make women throw in the towel, think it’s the end of the world, want to hide out in a bunker like in a near future sci/fi porno….but instead….things just remain the same level of boring….

Straight from the Belly of the Beast….Martial Law is not dystopian enough…let’s step it up and stomp the yard!

Here are some stepLINKS…

Mikayla Demaiter’s Looking Good
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Elsa Hosk is a Hotty
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Takha Red Light Special
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Richard Sherman Doesn’t Think Matthew Stafford is a Hall of Famer and Kelly Stafford Isn’t Having It
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AI to See How young people who Died Would have Aged
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Why Animation has Changed
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Unusual Natural Phenomena That Nobody Would Believe If Not Recorded!
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Did the gates of hell just open up?
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CAM GIRLS ARE EVERYTHING!
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2022

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Is the night after Valentines Day the time you eat the cum out of your wife after her wild and romantic Valentine’s Day with her boyfriend? Or do you do that when she first comes home because she knows part of the deal in your open relationship is not taking a shower….

Do they have a name for such Holiday? On Christmas they call it Boxing Day, on Thanksgiving they call it Black Friday…..I’m thinking on Valentine’s Day they call it CUCKING HARD BECAUSE OF ALL THE BIRTH CONTROL IN THE DRINKING WATER…THEY CANNOT FILTER THE PEE WELL ENOUGH….

Here are some steplINKS..

Sabrina Carpenter Rocks a Sheer Dress
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Christen Harper Was the Real Super Bowl MVP
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Jordyn Jones Is Your Valentine!
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Brie Larson Booty Workout
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Elsa Hosk Braless
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Dr. Dre Admits the NFL Made “Minor Changes” to Halftime Show, Says There Was No Problem With Eminem Kneeling
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Rumer Willis Celebrates The Day of Love in Her Lingerie!
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Mom Made 13,000 Dollars Selling Breast Milk to Body Builders
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Alec Baldwin gets Sued
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Pretending to take a Picture Prank
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Karen Gets Pepper Sprayed
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Body Builder Prank
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Why No One Claimed this Part of Europe
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Wonder Twins get a Movie
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21 Most Bizarre Criagslist Ads
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Game of Thrones Actor Topless on the Beach
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Dumbells
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Zendraya Sells Seashells
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Anne Winters Stikes a Pose!
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Matt Harvey Admitted Using Cocaine and Giving Percocets to Tyler Skaggs
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Monster Size Comparison in 3D
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Karen Denied
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Simone Biles is Engaged
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Snowcross
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Eli Apple’s Mom Roasts NFL Reporter for Joke About the Bengals Cornerback’s Super Bowl Performance
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Scariest Pranks in the World
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Crushing a Vaccuum Underwater Using a Hydraulic Press
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Bull Can Jump!
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Courtney Stodden Bounce
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McKayla Maroney Did Valentine’s Day
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Pau Poses Proper NUDE!
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Halsey’s New Video
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Valerie Loureda Made Some Waves This Weekend in Miami in a Thong
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Bella Thorne in Paris
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Kate Walsh on a Boat
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Maude Apatow in a Dress
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Aubrey Plaza in Tight Pants
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Malin Akerman in a Dress
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Normani in a Tight Dress
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Madelaine Petsh in a Tube Top
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Kristen Bell in a Dress
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Hailey Bieber Legs
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Elsa Hosk on the Streets
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Anne Winters Hot SHoot
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Busty Amateur
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Playboy Germany Girl
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Holy Fucking Tits
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Putting the Plug In
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Sick Trick!
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See Through…..
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Uber Masturbating
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21 People Having Shitty Day
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Asses on Glass
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Spreading the FLower
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Mash Up Weirdness
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Body Painted Babes
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Hot Body Show
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The Sounds of Love
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Pussy Rubber
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Big Boobs in the Amateur Sex Tape
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Hot Nude Model
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Dick Sucker
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Sex Tape…
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Putting the Plug In
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Butts
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Bunny Hop
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Glory Hole!!
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Female Cuck
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2022

15

Feb

Hailey Bieber Bra of the Day

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Hailey Bieber is in her bra…because that’s the kind of thing you do for money or fun when you’re a good Christian wife with good Christian values in your marriage to you good Christian popster who in no way is a victim of a terrible industry, after being sold as a child to the world for girls like Hailey Bieber to stare at and dream about marrying…only to rook him in later in life because her dad is Stephen Baldwin, the most important Baldwin no one cares about except me because he’s Mike Lindell’s business partner, which you can tell when looking at his daughter’s tits…

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|Hailey Baldwin Bieber|Hailey Bieber

2022

15

Feb

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants make the girls more interesting to look at when they walk around in public….because you get to look at their assholes through their pants when you otherwise wouldn’t be able to..

You know a piece of clothing that reduces the common normie to basically a sex worker that you don’t have to pay…because them thinking they look good…and like the feedback…maybe they like to be looked at or are just are on trend…but when trends give boners and reduce girls to whores….I’m down…

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Posted in:Tight Pants

2022

15

Feb

Brie Larson Armpit Fetish of the Day

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I used to know an armpit fetishists, at the time it was a weird fucking thing, he’d have girls grow out their armpit hair for him to actually fuck their armpits, but I’m sure now it’s a standard fetish, like feet or used panties, that no one thinks twice of when a dude starts licking the pheromones out of their pits, or when dudes start begging to cum on their tits, because I guess they see it as non threatening, maybe less invasive than being cummed inside, or on their faces, it’s practically their tits…right? No…it’s fucking weird and I don’t know what went wrong in your life…even though I’ve licked pits in my life and can see some of the animalistic appeal..but I’m not some sicko about to jerk off to pits like they come in different calibers of hotness, all PITS are the same level of not that attractive…I don’t have any pit preference except I’m not into fat armpits…because that’s just gross….

Since I find Brie Larson a bullshit celebrity, a bullshit Oscar winner, a bullshit comic book franchise player….and not hot at all..even in her fitness…even with some tit….I figure the only person into this is a victim of marketing, it’s not your fault, they have budgets and know how to trick you…or someone into armpits…which is really where I’d like to see Brie Larson’s career go….forgotten by the industry…straight to fucking ARMPIT FETISH dvds to pay the bills…but I guess I never get what I want but in this case…ARMPIT FETISHISTS do..

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Posted in:Brie Larson

2022

15

Feb

Kathy Griffin’s Bare Ass Cancer Porn of the Day

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I saved this link over the weekend, it was from People Magazine or some other corporate trash that have reclaimed their place in the world thanks to finally catching up with the internet thanks to their deep pockets…it’s a legacy brand, they had subscribers and magazine sales in the PEAK of the magazine era…so yeah, this isn’t some Kathy Griffin exclusive…and if it was, I would question everything about my life because it would mean Kathy Griffin was using me to get noticed and that’s just way too depressing a concept, even for a miserable piece of shit like funny gal Kathy that I’ve always wondered “how did this bitch get famous”….you know since she’s neither funny, interesting, accessible, or relatable…but rather a fiery redhead who’s body even hates her and wants her dead….yet here she is cancer free and surviving…half a lung lighter….

She’s working on a comeback after doing some vile woke anti-trump shit, because these idiots think it’s cool to be petty children for their simple minded fans…instead of having conversations or debates…turning us into one giant viral meme reality show pile of shit existence that should make you want to go OFF GRID….

I guess using the CANCER card is her angle…BUY TICKETS TO MY SHOW, I ALMOST DIED, BUT SURVIVED…which is far less impressive than dying…not that I am wishing death on her, but you may be wishing death on yourself after jerking off to her gingery 100 year old ass….

For the record, there was a time when people played her up like she was hot, blogs would write about her tits….YOU FUCKING MOOCHES brainwashed by marketing….

Posted in:Kathy Griffin

2022

15

Feb

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I know, I miss The Ratio too…

In this era of SCIENCE being bastardized and reduced to a “trust the science” catch all phrase to manipulate weak minds into doing what they are being told to do….gaslit by their owners into thinking that is the democratic process….forgetting that science is about questioning the science never just trusting it….and that whole trust the science was a marketing hook….I liked The Ratio because it was actual science, celebrating hour glass bodies..

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesdays just aren’t that fucking exciting to eme, but I DO IT ANYWAY….because being from Canada means not seeing bikinis basically ever and achieving climax when seeing bikinis…which I am sure people of California, all desensitized by the bikini, would NEVER understand…but maybe they get the same way seeing bitches in SNOWSUITS freezing their asses off…SO HOT.

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Posted in:swimsuit