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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2022

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day

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Candice Swanelpoel is the hot South African Variant and HIV Probable because she’s from South Africa and I guess South Africa is the hub of good things like HIV and shitty variants….maybe they should investigate that…..but in the meantime both have caused mass hysteria amongst the fully vaccinated middle of the road, not very intelligent, dopey BOZO fucking hypochondriacs who for some reason like the easy solution to health, like popping a pill, instead of choosing the more practical and fulfilling version of health, like eating well, working out, getting rid on unnecessary fat cells, and strengthening muscle and bones…leading to a better quality of life across the board….instead of needing a country or worldwide excuse to sit on the ass watching bullshit TV you’d be watching regardless of COVID…because you hate yourself, you hate LIVING, you hate LIFE…because the SYSTEM did this to you….

So yeah, recently enough EXPLANTED (that’s when a bitch pulls out her fake model sized implant) Candice, now independent bikini modeling for her own brand, none of that human trafficking sponsored brands, and in doing that she’s basically showing you her bare ass because she can….it’s “Business as Usual”….like she’s a street whore, but on beaches with high budgets, rich people, in luxury…not digging through trash for cans when not sucking dick for 5 dollars thanks to not being tech savvy enough to get online for the whoring…

Either way, this is a fuck you to all you people in Lockdown around the world, but at last it’s got full ass in it…which is a better fuck you than COPS telling you to get back into your house because it’s 10 pm, which is what happens in these parts Cowboy.

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2022

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are Titties too…I don’t think this is really an argument or fight worth fighting….because any real dude already knows this and most girls who have small tits know that no one has ever refused to suck and cum on said tits..if anything they did it with as much passion as they would for a sloppy set of big tits..because we’re just happy they are tits and not our fleshlight or jimmy-rigged fleshlight made out of household objects including PVC pipes, socks and some rotten lunch meats…we like small tits as much as big tits and will even try to titty fuck them knowing we’ll end up with an indian sunburn on our dicks from their breast plate….

RIGHT…

Anyway, the girls out there who think their little tits need to be big tits because girls with big tits get more views on the internet are fucking idiots…but we already know that…as the world turns into one homogenous not homosexual…but homosexual also…cookie cutter templated muppet face…EVERYONE just trying to be the fucking same, when the differences and “imperfections” according to who the fuck knows are hot….

I celebrate TINY tits and you should too…unless they are on a fat chick…than they are just disproportionate and freak me the fuck out.

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2022

Jan

Bebe Rexha Big Girl Tit of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is a big titty cuz she’s thick songwriter turned popstar because with modern technology and the general woke nature of the world, you can fake being hotter than you are with filters and photoshop, but more interestingly, you can use being in your 30s and fat to you advantage, AGEISM, BODY POSITIVITY and other bullshit that seems to forget that there is other talent out there, we don’t need to keep taking these behind the scenes girls like GAGA and now REXHA who have lots of hit songs to their credit, and put them centre stage…there’s nothing wrong with keeping them hidden away in their cave writing hits for other hotter people…but yet here we are…seeing some rich, old lady with her full old lady big girl tit out for social media, because she’s about as desperate, despite being rich and successful, for acceptance….so desperate she’ll pull her tit out and try to force you into wanting to fuck her….

Since I don’t do anything all day, I watched Netflix QUEENPINS, while wasted but still watched it and Bebe Rexha brought her acting chops playing a HACKER that helps Kristen Bell pull off her Housewife coupon scam…it wasn’t that bad of a movie and as someone who normally hates Kristen Bell, she was kinda hot in it….anyway Bebe Rexha’s acting was just a reminder that everything you see her is some act…this isn’t some artist, this is a bullshitter acting…but at least her big girl titty is out, it makes her more interesting….just not as interesting as if she was doing less GLAM and more BUFFALO WING, or even better, HoT Dog eating competitions..with her vagina.

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2022

Jan

Frog Butt Friday on a Tuesday of the Day

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You may or not know what a FROG BUTT is. Maybe you didn’t spend enough time in the swamp, all high off SWAMP GASES, where you thought you were fucking some hot swamp creature only to find the innards of a poor frog all over your dick….you know…you took that frog butt seriously..

Unlike you, I am hip and have my finger on the pulse of slutty behavior, I keep that shit locked in my underground bunker and this is the 100th time I am doing a post on girls in FROG BUTT POSE….because that’s what a FROG BUTT is….a POSE and these girls are doing it…

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2022

Jan

Beer Chugging and Other Videos of the Day

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What a Fucking Weird World

Bing Bong Challenge

Choreographed Dancers…

No Bra Challenge

Another No Bra Challenge

One More No Bra Challenge

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YOGA Move of the Day

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2022

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You only die once, make it fucking count…

Those are my words of wisdom…and NO, I am not saying to develop some elaborate a creative suicide, I’m just saying to live is to die, so knowing that you’re going to die, because you are going to die, and it could happen at any GIVEN time, you should probably stop being scared of fucking living….passively taking medicine and following protocols that don’t make sense because you’ve been brainwashed and manipulated or you’ve been given bad advice by the people you know, trust and rely on….

The truth is that whatever decides to take you out, will take you out, so to lock yourself away scared of being taken out, means you’ll still get taken out, but in the least significant, meaningful, adventurous, inspiring way….

When you sign onto being scared of living, you pretty much guarantee a lame, uninspired, waste of life life….

I’m not saying I live some inspiring, meaningful, complete life….and I’m not saying I know all the answers but I do know that not giving a fuck, and not like a meme or hashtag on social that clearly was a cry for attention and thus GIVING A FUCK…but a true, in your soul, not giving a fuck….will help you reach your complete self…

Otherwise, you’re just an NPC….NON PLAYING CHARACTER…when you are capable of so much more.

Those are my words of wisdom, even though I’m not wise, just a degenerate pervert into tits….living my own meaningless life…but at least I’m not scared of dying and thus scared of living…I just choose not to live for other reasons…like LAZINESS…

Here are some MORNING LINKS…as if you read any of that nonsense to motivate you to do better because you can do better….and should do better…and when you do…send me some of that money for being your motivational spirit guide…TONY ROBBINS…of degenerate perverts…

WHO CARES WHAT I HAVE TO SAY….I don’t….CLUCK THE LINKS

Sara Sampaio’s Blue Bikini Monday
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Vanessa Hudgens and Boyfriend Celebrate One Year of ANAL
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Deshaun Watson Welcomed the New Year With Jilly Anais
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10 TikTok Accounts of SLUTS
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Some Hot Model Out of Italy Posing in Black and White like a Slut
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Two Teslas Duel To A Dance Off To Michael Jackson’s Song Beat It….
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Can a Bullet Shot into the Sky Come Down and Kill You?
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Disastrous Cleveland Baloonfest of ’86
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Betty White’s Hometown has Made Betty White Day
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The Mountain of Mannnequins in the Midlands
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Public Toilets of Ancient Rome
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
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2022

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s 2022….fuck it all raw….like it was your last girlfriend you wish you got pregnant because you are so fucking lonely….You know fuck it all with heart and passion….that is what 2022 is for….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Salma Hayek’s Coffee With a View in a Bikini – Exploding Out
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Vanessa Sierra Wants You To Look At her in a Bikini
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Alexis Ren’s Skin Tight and See Through Dress is a Hit!
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Brie Larson Selfies Big Cleavage!
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Thylane Blondeau in a See Through Bra
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Hot Bikini Acrobatics…
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Revisit Betty White and Joan Rivers roasting the shit out of each other during this amazing retro interview !!
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The 20 Most Embarrassing Wedding Photos
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Camila Mendes is Killing it On TikTok!
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Carmella Rose Glitters for The New Year!
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Kate Upton Bikini New Years
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Woman Thanks the Troops!
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Intense Slapping Competition Between Crazy Hawaiian And Hippy Hillbilly!
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The Results Of Photocopying Money!
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Lily Cole selling really cool London Flat
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Izabel Goulart Posing in a Skimpy Bikini for a Holiday Photo Shoot
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Olivia Culpo Flawless Boobs….
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A bunch memes!
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Balancing Between Hot Air Balloons…
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Addison Rae Dives into The New Year!
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Demi Rose Wears Furry Boots and Nothing Else!
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Jenna Berman on Victory Monday in a Bikini
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Wild Red Parrot Brings His Girlfriend To Meet Woman He Visits Everyday!
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The Last Funny Fails Of The Year 2021!
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Ice Climbers Barely Avoid To Get Killed After Iceberg Rolls On Them
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Big News – Ricki Lake is Married
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Traveling with my own natural air supply all year round.
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Holly Madison is Using TikTok Properly!
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Anna Riche’s Barely There Top!
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Torrie Wilson Shows Off her Fitness Secret…Looking Fit
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The Good Old Pie On Face Prank
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Man Almost Falls To His Death From Aiguille Du Midi Arete
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Jake Paul Will Leave Boxing
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Champagne Explodes….
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Whoopi Tested Positive
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Memes to Get the Week Started
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Alaina Tsang is the Bikini Beach Artist!
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Paige VanZant Celebrated the New Year by Promoting the Hell Out of Her Exclusive Content
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Old Mom’s Day Is Made By Her Receiving A Childhood Gift She Always Wanted!
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Summing Up The Entirety Of 2021 In Just 6 Minutes
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Jack Osbourne is Engaged!
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Hot Girl Gamers
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Courtney Smith in Black and White Topless!
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The Chiefs Lost and According to Patrick Mahomes’ Fiancee it Was Because of Bad Officiating
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POV Clip Of When You’re Late For The Train And You Parkour Your Way To It!
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Top 10 Surfing Moments Caught On GoPro!
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Steve Irwin’s Niece Rebecca Lobie Loses Her Top for 2022!
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FedEx Field Railing Collapsed and Dumped Eagles Fans at Jalen Hurts’ Feet
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Automatic Bubble Blowing Contraption Made With A Table Fan!
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Exploring China’s Fake Paris, London And Jackson Hole
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Lordes Leon Gets Her Booty Licked
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Ebanie Bridges Gets 2022 Started With a Bang in Bikini Bottoms and Boxing Gloves
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How This 17-Ton Magnet Was Moved From Brookhaven To Illinois
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Oregon Driver Barely Manages To Avoid Getting Squashed By A Huge Falling Tree
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Happy New Year From Some of Instagram’s Finest!
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Raiders CB Nate Hobbs Was Arrested for DUI After Reportedly Being Found Asleep at the Wheel
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Checking Out How Practical The $3,000 Iron Man Suit Is!
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Miley Cyrus Followed Up Her Wardrobe Malfunction by Wishing Everybody a Happy New Year in a Bikini!
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Check Out the Outfit Paulina Gretzky Welcomed the New Year In
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Get Premium Kona Coffee From Hawaii
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Andrea Corr in a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Bikini
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Miley Cyrus in Concert
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Nicole Richie on a Bike
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Kim Garner in a Bikini
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Miley Cyrus Before New Years Eve Show
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Katherine McPhee Mom in s Swimsuit
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Ashley Benson Middriff
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Thylene Blondeau in a Bikini
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Dakota Johnson in a Bikini
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Dua Lipa in a Bikini
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From stepSMUT!!

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POV Dildo Time
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Huge Nurse Titty Reveal
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Unacceptable Devices
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So Crazy Would You Hit It
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Christmas Amateurs
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Fuck Water Bottles
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Big Shower Tits
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Awkward Moments in Porn
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Mental Mondays
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Christmas Amateurs 2
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Still in the Christmas Spirit
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Surprise Tits
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Cheap Whores and Dinosaurs
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Christmas Amateur 3
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Unplugging the Drain
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Christmas Amateur 4
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A Bunch of Booty
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Impressive Release
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Numi Zarah in Red Lingerie
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She is Fast
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Short Skirts
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Gripping the Dildo
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Getting the Weird Dildo In
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Olde Yellow in Slo Mo
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Trailer Trash Sex video
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Begs to Breed
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Two Escorts
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Washing her Face
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2022

Jan

Bella Hadid Braless POV Shot of the Day

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I saw something about Mass Psychosis being blocked by google because they don’t want the people to know that Mass Psychosis is a thing, a well documented thing that has happened over centuries, because that’s how humans, who are animals, are wired….if the group goes crazy, then you have to go crazy too…you know to fit in…or whatever…because going against the grain is a scary concept to some…which is likely why we have so many girls behaving like whores on the regular….EVERYONE IS DOING IT…so I MUST TOO…

The fact that google is blocking Mass Psychosis, like they blocked this site from their search results back in 2007, is something people should start to pay attention to….

You’ve all gone nuts..

But yeah, in keeping everyone controlled and distracted, they use the likes of Bella Hadid in her panties and some silly clown shirt to give you the important dopamine release you need so you don’t bother questioning things like why Google would ban a search term that may properly represent why the world’s gone nuts…it’s like they want you nuts…but don’t want you to KNOW why you’re nuts…

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2022

Jan

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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The most interesting thing about the pandemic is that there have been a mix of dancing nurses dealing with their pandemic stress and more interestingly – naked nurses who get naked on the internet to either guilt people into subscribing to their shit, it’s kind of the time for them to do that, give back to your healthcare heroes by buying their nudes, or whatever…..

Because you’d think if there was as violent of a Pandemic, they’d be dying, not rolling around the floor naked where the VIRUS is most virile..

But I guess why over think it, when you can just find yourself a nurse fetish, even if nurses of today aren’t nurses of 1940 in their hot uniforms, they are still nurses and taking care of you because they are paid to, is a nice thing to know you can count on, at least until the healthcare system collapses, because your mom died and you have no one in your life to take care of you if you’re sick….

What I am saying is that I guess nurses are by definition sex workers who give you the care a girlfriend or mother would becuase they are paid to…the Girlfriend Experience without the sex…but thanks to these nurses, you can jerk off to the concept..with VISUAL…thanks NURSES…BEDSIDE MANNER can be VIRTUAL…thanks to THIS metaverse.

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2022

Jan

Miley Cyrus Tit Flash on Cable TV of the Day

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There was a curfew in place in Quebec over COVID that was put into effect on New Years Eve, so basically no parties were to be had by the people who live here, not that I would have been invited to any parties regardless of the curfew, so if anything the curfew, albeit totally terrifying and a little invasive, makes me feel better about having no friends because I can blame COVID for no one wanting to be around me….instead of my inappropriate and abrassive attitude….NEVER TAKE BLAME FOR ANYTHING!

Unfortunately, I have free digital cable and thought “I can watch the countdown to feel like it’s new Years”….or “I can watch Yellowstone again because like everyone, it’s the best show on TV and I should build up to the Finale featuring Beth’s hot tits”….

So in doing that, I had access to 2 of the Countdown shows, NBC, which was Miley and Pete Davidson trying to connect to the instagram crowd in the most humorless, disorgazined way…..but since I think Miley is Hot….and she was wearing revealing outfits…I figured I could handle it….and as expected, there was a “wardrobe malfunction”….her ass in a thong was flashed and her hot manageable tits exposed and despite how lazy of a show it was, at least comedically, it was better than not seeing her tits on Network TV that you know only disabled people, or grannies were watching because no one watches that shit….

The other channel was CBS and they were straight from Nashville, where country stars and GANGS of Americans got together and partied like it was 1999 and that was really the inspiring moment of the night…AMERICA is still AMERICA and not all just clickbait trash pop shit mixed with weird ass Dystopian COVID laws…and watching it from CURFEW imposed made it even more amazing…almost as amazing as these Miley Outtakes where Disney’s own looks fucking good half naked on TV.

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