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2022

03

Jan

Milf Monday of the Day

I am not a gynecologist, but I do consider myself an amateur gynecologist from all the pussy I’ve stared at in video, in person, in photos, in my imagination, and I’m not bragging like I’m some kind of player, since most of those vaginas were sex workers, affordable sex workers, who probably needed an actual gynecologist, but ended up with me saying shit like “that don’t look right”….or “that don’t taste right”…or “that don’t smell right”…

Anyway, despite being a hobbiest gyno, much like being an internet sleuth solving crimes instead of being an actual detective eating donuts…because there’s actual passion in the amateurs who do it for fun….

I can’t confirm or deny that these women actually have kids, or if they are calling themselves MILFs because of their AGE, and as an old time fuck in my 50s, surrounded by menopausal women my age….MILFS are still young to me and thus hot even if blown out…like that makes a difference to me and my micro penis that isn’t going to be inside them because it hasn’t been hard in a decade and is an INNY NOT AN OUTTY…which I can’t say for all of these MILFS….but I can say….working as a teacher is probably more fun now that more women are slutty….when I was in school, there was probably 1-2 MILFS in my entire SCHOOL career….15 years of school and only one hot mom…the rest looked like moms….and you know that’s no longer the case. Thanks Kardashians for all your hard work in destroying the moral code of society so that we can see hot MOMS that otherwise would just be moms…

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2022

03

Jan

Dua Lipa Sloppy Bikini Tits of the Day

I wrote some post about how DUA LIPA was listed as the number 2 anti-semite of the world according to some Ben and Jerry’s ice cream award in anti-semitism that you probably didn’t know they had since you just eat their damn ice cream…..

The truth is that DUA LIPA is probably not an actual anti-semite, I mean it’d be hard to work in the music industry as an independent if you were actually one, but I figured it was a story worth running with while staring at her tits because what the fuck else am I to say about a popstar that claims to be self-made off YOUTUBE…who creates hits I’ve never heard because I don’t listen to the radio….but since she’s on the radio..it’s safe to assume that she’s not as independent as she may pretend because there’s countless talent out there not getting radio play even when they are signed into big music contracts…since the SYSTEM IS RIGGED.

That said, she’s got her tits squeezed into a bikini, possibly hinting at some nip, definitely exposing her cunt, and since this is the best pop has to offer, the fact she doesn’t have hips and could be a dude shouldn’t throw you off…maybe she just ate too many Christmas cookies…assuming she celebrates Christmas, which you shouldn’t…since not Albanians are orthodox Christian, some are Muslim and when half naked on the beach working for POP MUSIC is Satanic anyway…



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2022

03

Jan

Full Back Panties Friday on a Monday of the Day

After decades of research, it has been determined that I don’t give a fuck what style panty a bitch is wearing, so long as I am given the opportunity to look at the panties, ideally before they come off, but even if they stay on, I appreciate knowing that it’s the barrier between you and the cunt…and thus a friend and enemy since it’s the barrier between you and the cunt…but at least you’re only one step away from the cunt…you know one step closer to where you’re trying to go….to the CUNT.

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2022

03

Jan

Sarah Hyland Cleavage of the Day

I don’t know if this is a Halloween Themed New Years Eve party, but I do know that a Disney/ABC kid is getting her tits grabbed for her social media by some random dude, who may or not be an opportunist homosexual waiting for his meal ticket to die off of her random diseases, because she saw him on a reality show and fell in love with him on said reality show and was able to track the motherfucker down through her team, you know, modern romance when you’re a celebrity who makes one call and finds the person they need through their powerful network…

I don’t know why Sarah Hyland looks difference, she’s looking a little like Christina Ricci for some reason, did they replace her with a new model that has working organs, I don’t know…bit it’s better than her creepy underdeveloped look, but that could just be because this version’s got tits now…and tits are all hat matter…hence why she’s being fondled by a gay guy who I guess is either straight for pay, or who she told would get the 12 inch strap on if he participated in their public smut behavior….

Unless he’s not gay….which is always possible…but this is about TITTIES being GRABBED casually…as the world becomes one giant PORNO.

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2022

03

Jan

On/Off Flasher Fridays on a Monday of the Day

I always protest the VACCINE PASSPORTS for being SEGREGATION and no one likes when I talk about VACCINE PASSPORTS because everyone is an overly emotional freak who have been destroyed by this pandemic in ways they don’t even realize….so when I see lockdowns happening in Canada in places where VACCINE passports have been mandatory the last 6 months…and realize that maybe they don’t work….I have to focus on what I actually believe, not trying to make sense of insanity…and what I actually believe is that EVERY WOMAN should be mandated to post an ON/OFF pic every day…PRE dressing and POST dressing, so we can collectively see how good the tits look in and out of the clothing….IT IS IMPORTANT…HUMANITY DEPENDS ON IT…if I was to write a NEAR FUTURE Sci/Fi movie, which I won’t, because I don’t know how to write, proven in writing this site for the last 17 years and getting basically no where with it….but if I was to write a NEAR FUTURE Sci/Fi movie…the On/Off passport would be the only measure of control on humanity…because I’d be a perverted evil ruler of the world…and these voluntarily On/Off’s are good and all, but I want EVERY woman I come in contact with to have one, because I am tried of looking at their asses in leggings and not knowing how big their clit is….

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2022

03

Jan

Fishnet Friday on a Monday of the Day

FISHNETS are so offensive….

I mean look at the way they entrap a woman into some kind of SEX SLAVERY as you masturbate to them thinking it’s innocent and erotic…when you know that it’s DEROGATORY…even misogynistic and I’d say feel bad about it you know TOXIC MALE GUILT…and BLAME yourself for women behaving this way….but remember women have brains of their own, at least according to GOOGLE, and thus they are actively producing this kind of content because they find it hot, so really, not jerking off to it, would be MEAN spirited….because you’re basically not showing your appreciation for their hard work….plus FISHNETS are hot.

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2022

03

Jan

Rowan Blanchard Underboob of the Day

Rowan Blanchard is a Disney Kid who they exiled to Brooklyn and turned into a genderless hipster who probably has her pronouns in her instagram bio, but who is likely just doing that to avoid criticism, since that’s basically what everyone does, virtually no one actually buys into that shit, they just don’t want to be offensive to people who do, since they are the biggest fucking whiners, the WOKE police, and they fucking go at you hard….

NOT THAT ROWAN BLANCHARD HAS HER PRONOUNS in her instagram bio, I didn’t even look to see, meaning this post has been a waste of your time, luckily virtually no one buys into this shit….site.

What I do know is that being a Disney Kid, who’s latest role is Brooklyn Hipster who does artsy and revealing sex positive, bi-sexual shoots….and with that comes some underboob as she shows off her body positivity softer body..

The truth is, it is upsetting to me that I even know who Rowan Blanchard is. I need better hobbies.

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2022

03

Jan

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

If you’re going to go to the trouble of getting knocked up, you know potentially committing to 18 years of being an unappreciated slave to the very creature you gave life to, unless you just get pregnant for the abortions, you know to virtue signal and build content around, like a blue haired weirdo…who doesn’t realize abortions are something you do as a last ditch effort….and not something you do on a monthly basis because condoms suck, being cummed inside feels intimate with empty hook-ups, etc…that doubles as being something you can brag about in social media content for other demonic fucks who think abortions are feminist revolutions…even though I am sure abortions have been around since the dawn of time…back when you had to use random branches from trees because the coat hanger wasn’t invented, or you had to run as fast as you could into a tree or a boulder because stairs weren’t around to throw yourself down….

Either way, BREAST MILK…tits doing what they are meant to do….a CELEBRATION!

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2022

03

Jan

Daily Yoga Pose to Jack Off To and Other Videos of the Day

Booty Molestor

Beaver Goes After People – Not My Kind of Beaver but a Beaver….

No Bra Challenge

Dog Pee Karen

Slut Outfit Reveal

Festive Tits for TikTok Being Dramatic

Big Bikini Boobs

A Couple of Girls Casual in Lingerie

Watch Out for the girl in Red

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2022

03

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

New Year, New Me…I’m back from a week of still updating the site just not doing nightly LINKS, which was life changing, I hate the links….SO HERE ARE SOME LINKS….

Have you put your New Year’s intentions out there, because when you put shit out to the universe, the universe listens and gives it to you. It’s the witchcraft “SECRET” you probably heard on Oprah while she was gaming you into thinking she was relatable and not some kind of demonic narcissist billionaire just fucking with you….

I can vouch for putting the intentions out to the universe and having the universe give it to you because I’ve spent 20 years writing about how much of a loser, failure, joke I am and this site is, you know, just putting it out there…and the universe has given it back to me by confirming that pretty much daily…

So I hope that your intentions are more positive, maybe a get better pussy, make better money, achieve something you’ve always wanted to achieve, because if your intentions are “I’m a failure who doesn’t deserve shit”….that’s precisely what you’ll get…and even if you are a failure who doesn’t deserve shit, it doesn’t mean you can’t game the system into thinking you’re a winner who deserves a private jet…

So this year, my attitude, at least for today is “MAKE JESUS MARTINEZ GREAT AGAIN”…and give this motherfucker the 100 million dollars he fucking deserves for being the forgotten, insignificant corner of internet history….that like a cockroach won’t fucking die.

We’re gonna keep things positive and perverted, or just perverted, since perversion is all I know…and remember, just because I was blacklisted for making slutty content with questionable women, and now 65 year olds are producing slutty content for their fans, even people with respectable jobs…it doesn’t mean I’ve been “Priced Out” of the slut market…at least not yet..

So 2022, whether it’s the last year alive, or the start of a new beginning in the GREAT AWAKENING, we should collectively target our vibrations to “Winning” not losing…because winning at losing is still losing!

HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR….to WINNING at WINNING while being a loser……and here are some morning 2022 LINKS….

Salma Hayek Big Titty Coffee
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Kate Upton’s Bikini for the New Year
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Naked Dmi Rose
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Popcorn Stop Motion
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Funny Fails of the Year
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Jake Paul Says He’ll Leave Boxing if Demands are met
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Memes to Start the Week
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The Lovely Relationship Between a Monkey and a Cat
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Man Almost Falls to Death
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Dead Mickey Mouse Club Star
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Ice Climbers Killed by Iceberg
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Photocopying Money
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Cam Sluts are My Kind of Girls…
CLICK HERE

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