DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2022

07

Jan

Iris Law Bikini Top of the Day

Iris Law is Jude Lay’s hot enough daughter who despite having a shaved head with bleached hair like some kind of MK ULTRA slave that you’d assume she’d avoid being since her dad is Jude Law, rich and connected as shit, thanks to a lenghty career being Jude Law in the movies…but who I guess has something like 23 kids with various women because when he’s not in the movies, he’s cumming in random bitches, leaving him unable to take care of ALL his kids as well as he’d like, meaning his hot daughter with dreams of her own can end up in the wrong hands.

I may be taking shaved /bleached hair too seriously….when I should do what I’m supposed to do and stare at them little tits on her skinny body…you know she’s made from CELEB cum….THEREFORE more important…

As a sidenote, her comments are pretty mad she’s got WAIST beads on, because that’s appropriation in a society that’s gone fucking mad, with nothing important to argue about, like HOW big of an object she can fit in her asshole, rather than uptight nerd shit like CULTURAL APPROPRIATION….

NUTS.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Iris Law

2022

07

Jan

Hailey Bieber Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Hailey Bieber may have a weird looking stomach in this selfie, but you know, bikini selfies are hard to pull off when seated..it opens a whole fucking realm of hiding gut even when the girl is skinny…but Hailey Bieber is a lottery winner and thus a survivor, because who gives a fuck if she’s got some doughy weirdness going on, she’s set for fucking life and not even because of her dad’s success, but rather because of her pussy’s ability to seduce Canadian pop icons who are rich as shit….and easy to manipulate…

The popstar wife, like the sports wife, is a high paying gig and it also elevates their personal brand, allowing MORE media, more SHOOTS, more brand deals…and all it took was OPENING UP HER LEGS to the Biebs…because you know before Justine, she was hustling 10 times harder, carrying the purses of the HADID and JENNERS as one of their back-up dancers and NO ONE bothered with her…but thanks to strategic marriage…HERE SHE FUCKING IS…A-List….weird fucking stomach or not…

I know what you’re thinking….When was the last time she got cummed inside and is it dripping out of her on that chair….because you are a cum obsessed pervert…what you should really be thinking is what book is she reading….and as it tuns out it’s called “The Seven Husband of Evelyn Hugo” about an old hollywood star who isn’t a real hollywood star…are the real ones even real…PROBABLY NOT….but it’s likely going to be a Hollywood movie, they love stories about their own shitty town…and maybe Hailey Beiber will play “Girl 16” or “Flight Waitress”…so she’s figuring out the storyline so she serves those drinks in 1950s flight waitress gear with talent and grace…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Hailey Bieber

2022

07

Jan

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

No Comments »

The Frog Butt is a pose you know, not some weird medical disorder from taking too many vaccines, that’s AUTISM….or I guess in this era…myocarditis…or in one case I saw on some vaccine injury site….PUSSY NECROSIS…the lady version of Weinstein’s rotten dick….GANGRENE PUSSY….sign me up to fucking eat that shit like it’s some fermented gut health trick being pushed on the internet by fake health influencers….

I am sure somewhere in the world, Frog Butts are actually a medical disorder, a sort of retardation or “DISABILITY”….but for the APPROPRIATORS who have no respect over the people traumatized and ridden with this FROG BUTT curse…maybe they can’t straighten their knees, always in the frog butt position, or maybe their assholes are just warty and green and these JERKS are just mocking them….in a way you can jerk off to…so is it really mocking at all…PROBABLY NOT…

(more…)

Posted in:Frog Butt

2022

07

Jan

Suki Waterhouse Ass of the Day

No Comments »

Suki Waterhouse has her ass on the beach because unlike you, she’s important and gets to go to nice places, because she’s from a rich family, has been able to make some of her own money along the way, from modeling to shitty movies, but her biggest claim to fame was fucking Brad Cooper until Irina Shayk, an actual hot model, moved in on her turf….so the biggest accomplishment of her life and career has been pretty much fucking famous dick….unless you think being a secondary character in some shitty movies is a bigger deal…which I don’t…since it goes unnoticed.

Anyway Suki Waterhouse is showing her ass on the beach, which is the whole point of being on the beach as both a spectator and girl wanting to show her ass…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Suki Waterhouse

2022

07

Jan

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

No Comments »

Here are some full back panties, or girls who are in full back panties, because dudes don’t give a fuck about the style of panties so long as they are panties, I mean I am sure there are some weirdos out there who get disgusted by some panties…and not just because they’ve been shit in, but because of the way they look…

I’ve known people over the years, one guy into girls in little kid superman style bries which was weird to hear about, probably weirder for the girl he brought home and made her change into those things….then there’s likely other dudes, probably LARPERS who only like bitches in BLOOMERS…and even I hate G-Strings, I think they are the biggest scam an ruin the way an ass looks, it’s on some stripper who doesn’t want to show pussy dental floss lveel…so I guess we do have preferences…but none of those preferences are deal makers as our objective is to get the panties off..

But yeah, full back panties vs thongs, who cares, same objective of being the drip pan, drop cloth, for PUSSY juices and that’s a fucking celebration…or at least worth looking at….

(more…)

Posted in:Fullback Panty

2022

07

Jan

Karlie Kloss Tits on a Boat of the Day

No Comments »

Karlie Kloss doesn’t seem to go by Karlie Kushner professionally since it probably gives some people in her entertainment/model industry the creeps, assuming they get the creeps, which I don’t assume…since they are creeps.

The reality is that all these people, the 1% if you will, know each other, vacation together and live like West Side Story, not that I’ve seen West Side Story, but like two rival gangs who still go to all the same places as each other, while talking shit about each other behind their backs, as us peasants look up to them like they are more important than us because they live in the Hamptons, Miami Beach, St Barths, or all of the above….

So yeah, the tall as fuck tits that Taylor Swift probably squirted on before they got Kushnered….posing with her DIARY so ya’ll know she’s got deep thoughts….as journaling is soul-work, or some other white girl wine drinking, bitch on a yacht trying to find something to do now that she doesn’t have to work bullshit.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2022

07

Jan

Kaili Throne Ass of the Day

No Comments »

I’m just surprised there aren’t any shit stains on her panties…

The choking herself out like a teen doing the choke out challenge on TikTok, only more pornographic, because clearly she’s choking herself out for the implied sexual nature of choking something out, which to a romantic like myself seems to be a little out there, what happened to singing love songs, writing poetry, spreading flower petals across the bed….when did it become violence….right…

Anyway, the THORNE sister who aren’t even sisters are a weird breed of pop culture fodder that basically feed every mind control conspiracy theory I’ve ever read about young girls being victimized, through trauma, by perverts…to CONTROL them in their public pop culture lives…obviously Bella was the star everyone cares about, while Kaili is the weird half sister who thought doing softcore porn was a good strategy to build off the family name…instead of doing meaningful shit….unless this is meaningful shit…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Kaili Thorne

2022

07

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

No Comments »

I know what you’re thinking….How dare I post pics of girls in fishnets that they’ve captured and uploaded to the internet….not because I don’t ask them permission and maybe they don’t want to be featured on top tier sites that are dying a very slow and stupid death….but because the term fishnet is fucking racist….which you’d have to expect from the patriarchy that probably created them as a product for whores to be hotter all those generations ago…since you know wrapping a girl in netting is the kind of thing that a misogynist, probably an ANTI-VAXXER would do to further imprison a bitch….making her a trapped captive slave in her netting….

Now why would fishnets be racist you ask? Well because it is EXCLUSIVE not INCLUSIVE to all the other animals those nets could catch…from frogs to small mammals to women…let’s take the RACE / SPECIES out of the FISHNET and just call them NETS….

This is some Aunt Jamima shit, where corporations are just so blind to how much pain and suffering they cause when they aren’t woke pieces of shit.

(more…)

Posted in:Fishnets

2022

07

Jan

Morning Stretch and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

Girls Doing Important Shit

Shorts of the Day

Titty Jiggle

January in the Gym for the Gym Bros

Squishy Challenge

Another Squishy Challenge

Some Other Big Titty Challenge

Swimsuit Demo

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

07

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

So I was just sitting in my pod, owning nothing, eating bugs, hypnotized by the streaming apps and all the Porno available to me and I realized I wasn’t happy. They lied!!

Maybe it’s my seeing a clear divide between the people, not a divide being race, genders, non-genders, woke and unwoke, political, etc…but a divide between the rich as shit and the rest of us peasants, where they are living their non-covid affected lives in their rich as fuck “Bubbles” thanks to flying private and making up a very boring group of rich fucks…while we watch them in awe and adornment knowing we can’t be part of their club where you know they get together and laugh at how dumb the masses are….probably at Epstein’s island….

Or maybe it’s seeing all these girls on only fans selling butthole pics, realizing that I’ll never be able to sell butthole pics too, or if I did decide to turn this site into one that sells my butthole pics, no one would buy my butthole pics..

Owning nothing, eating bugs, in a pod is not the answer to being happy….they lied on PURPOSE…because they know THEY won’t be in pods, eating bugs, being happy…they’ll be enjoying NO LINE-UPS at Disney…or their favorite restaurants where the peasants sometimes go and clog up their paradise of a life with no poor people, where poor people to them are people with less than 50 million dollars….because they are empty and meaningless fucks…

Here are some morning links…

Woman Throws a Drink at a Bartender After Finding a Gnat in It!
CLICK HERE

Hot Bikini Clad Golfer
CLICK HERE

OnlyFans Model Says Antonio Brown Snuck Her into Bucs Team Hotel Before Jets Game, Provides Screenshots of Text Messages
CLICK HERE

Hot Nude Model and her Garden Hose
CLICK HERE

Check Out the Witchcraft in Kendall Jenner’s Bag
CLICK HERE

Girls Doing Hot Selfies
CLICK HERE

Qubeckers Party on a Flight to Cancun
CLICK HERE

Frozen Lake Free Dive
CLICK HERE

Jackass “High Five” Prank
CLICK HERE

Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS