DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2022

24

Jan

Kourtney Kardashian Old in a Swimsuit of the Day

This just in…Kourtney Kardashian is half naked despite being old….and brave enough to put her doughy mom body into some strappy outfit to squeeze out of in terrible ways.

I guess the WITCHCRAFT spell that has made the Kardashians a thing, a billion dollar thing, is not a powerful enough spell for the oldest daughter look like an old bitch….even with the filters and photoshop….

I know Koutney was arguably the only daughter worth possibly having sex with when they all went viral 10 or more years ago, but none of them were really ever that good, and I’d have sex with a mouldy old sandwich if it was wet enough, so having sex with some rich tanned hairy chick isn’t really that much of a stretch…but you get what I am saying…she was the best of the main 3, not saying much, but she’s way worse now…

I know Travis Barker seems to like it, but I just assume that’s part of some sort of weird ritual…and despite the TRAVIS BARKER sperm deep inside her menopausal womb, the photoshop, the filters…she’s looking like an old lady…too old to be taking slutty selfies in these kinds of outfits….old enough for the media to say she’s brave because most old bitches know they are disgusting and don’t behave like this…

I like to think it’s a good opportunity to try to understand how her blown out mom pussy being squeezed out of her bikini….

I don’t know what their Mary “Lady of Fatima” statue and snow globe have to do with producing SMUT, but I do know the first Secret of FATIMA is that HELL exists…so in keeping with ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE DEMONIC…I’ll assume ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE DEMONIC.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Kourtney Kardashian

2022

24

Jan

Lourdes Leon Lingerie of the Day

No Comments »

Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s daughter, who I guess she didn’t human sacrifice for her Satanic church she has claimed to be the Grand Dame of, which you could argue is just her buying into conspiracy that the whole entertainment industry is run by a bunch of satanists who sell their soul for their careers and who go to weird sex parties where they do human sacrifices and other shit…

I am sure all the symbolism in their videos, photoshoots and other godless shit they do is just jokes….you know…so that the Alex Jones’ of the world have fuel to perpetuate their LIES about them…ALL PRESS IS GOOD PRESS and rich people are never weird as fuck…

But yeah, Lourdes Leon, is now a lingerie model for Rihanna, the human trafficked 15 year old who just happened to make it in the USA despite being broke as shit from Barbados, because she had so much fucking talent that they had to delete her singing at her High School for fear of people catching on….that shit existed, but is no more…erased from the internet…I WONDER WHY…

So yeah, the lingerie empire queen has cast Madonna’s kid to be her ambassador and this is what that looks like…not terrible, but likely demonic, but what isn’t these days….now that no one has a fucking soul.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Lourdes Leon

2022

24

Jan

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

No Comments »

It’s my weekly HEALTHCARE WORKERS AREN’T HEROES post…that I’ve been doing throughout the pandemic, which may not be going on where you are from, as places are opening up and saying “let’s just live with COVID, fuck this bullshit agenda”…there are places like Canada are tripling down on this shit, because they see Australia’s tyranny and feel left out…or some shit…I don’t know…maybe there’s a GLOBAL agenda…maybe there’s BOOKS written about resets that are pretty terrifying and the longer this shit goes on, the more their narrative collapses and the more people realize the media has been lying to them….

But yeah, part of pushing the covid thing pre-vaccine, was to make the underpaid overworked nurses feel like stars…have parades for them…so that they’ll buy into the whole chaos…even if they didn’t really believe it and knew that the hospitals were fucking empty…they couldn’t let the people know that they were frauds and not actual heroes…

Then the vaccine happened, and they decided to fire their medical staff that didn’t go along with it…..because that’s how you thank HEROES…you rob them of their livelihood because they don’t want an experimental medication they didn’t need the first run with the virus….it is all pretty dumb….

But in the process, enterprising nurses figured out getting naked on the internet was a good way to get people to show their thanks, to praise them, the worship thm…they were HEROES afterall….while you were streaming, they were struggling to live….moving into the family RV and not seeing their kids because they were contaminated…just not contaminated enough to die…or to fear exposing their pussy in the hospital bathrooms…because where there is a will there is a way…or some shit.

These are some nurses being hot….even if nursing by definition is not hot….so many germs, diseases, death, viruses, and grossness….but nothing like getting naked on the internet to release that dopamine to help you power through….TRUE HEROES…

(more…)

Posted in:NURSES

2022

24

Jan

Ireland Baldwin Lingerie of the Day

No Comments »

I don’t know why these Ireland Baldwin pictures look like weirdo fan art you see people jerk off on on Reddit…or wherever they used to do their cumtributes, it’s been a thing for a long time….but it’s got straight up flea market art vibes…and it’s not even a drawing or painting…it’s not some AIRBRUSH art…but rather a PHOTOGRAPH…that has been filtered so hard she’s a caricature….and not even a GOOD caricature…..but at least she’s trying…

You have to wonder why someone who has Alec Badlwin as a dad, whether he’s been active in her life, I don’t fucking know, but he’s pretty famous, even before he was involved in murderous movie sets…people loved him, despite being a huge fucking asshole…and from that alone…Ireland should have been on the Kate Hudson path of talentless hack with the right parents…only in Ireland’s generation…being a half naked instagram model is that goal….at least that is what it seems because you don’t have to waste your time learning lines, or waiting around on set like some kind of peasant with a job….you can just spend your days doing this shit, send them to mom and dad on the BCC, and collect your allowance…the way being a RIcH kid is supposed to be.

Now, I am intimidated by Ireland’s sheer size, I know she could suffocate me with her tits if she wanted to kill me in the most respectful way…you know not by shooting me with a prop gun….and as a victim of sexual assualt…being pinned down by big women scare me…and sure, I married my assaulter…but at least the rent is paid.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2022

24

Jan

Alexis Ren Semi Nude of the Day

No Comments »

Alexis Ren is one of the first instagram girls to go viral on an international level, all for being a hot half naked bitch in a bikini going on epic trips, so the middle of the road losers who bought into the lie of society can live vicariously through her…

I know it sounds ridiculous, but Alexis Ren inspired 100,000s of girls to figure out how to get paid to travel in bikini…and now there are just so many of them out there that if you were a hot chick wanting to go viral for traveling to epic places in a bikini…NO ONE would notice….

Just a few hours ago, I was digging through Youtube and had at least 5-6 accounts pushed on me….one was a girl building an off grid cabin in the woods, another was a girl who lived in a van, another was a girl who lives on a sailboat, one was a lesbian couple who lived in a van for 2 years, then built an off grid cabin, but still live in the van sometimes….and every single one of them had a slutty BIKINI thumbnail…because they all have to reduce themselves to half naked clickbait to get the views that finance their “alternative” existence that seem to be pretty standard existence…since so many people are existing like that….

Well, they can thank Alexis Ren for that…turn the travel lifestyle, into softcore porno…

Now, Alexis Ren got some fake tits with her internet money, and I guess she’s getting her money’s worth, or maybe making content around them for her feed so that she can write them off as an expense…and this is that SAUNA SESSION…tits that are her tits, but weren’t her tits a few years ago as they lay on the factory floor….but they are HERS now…and you get to look at them….because that’s what being the first of many allows her to do.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Alexis Ren

2022

24

Jan

Milf Monday of the Day

No Comments »

Growing up with no friends, meant that I didn’t have any MILFs in my life….there were know caring moms baking me cookies when visiting friends, while wearing their sexy pyjamas, flashing their pussy or tits in a subtle way, to let me know they were down to fuck….so to me, moms were just mom…their sex reserved for their miserable husbands who threw in the towel on sex when they got married…

Meaning, the MILF thing was always a big question mark to me, I didn’t get it…but now that I am old as shit, the MILFs are the hot younger pussy who think they are damaged goods and thus more fun to fuck, because they try harder…to fit in amongst the young hotter options.

I guess that’s not the whole MILF fantasy, which is supposed to be for young dudes fucking older chicks who can care for them on a maternal level….MILFS aren’t for old dudes into blown out pussy that hate their life choices…BUT they both work…and these are some MILFS..

=

(more…)

Posted in:Milf

2022

24

Jan

Alexandra Daddario Showing Tit of the Day

No Comments »

Alex Daddario must be feeling her age, because the big TITTY actress, who I like to think only gets cast because of her big tits, they’re a gift, a blessing, the answer to all her hopes and fucking dreams, and if you’d like to see them, you can just google them…because SHE won’t be shamelessly posting them on instagram or ONLYFANS for all to see, even if that’s the only reason she has fans, she only does the titty exposure when she’s “PAID” or “IN CHARACTER”…you know a way to pretend you’re wholeseome and a good person, when you’re really just a piece of shit…or in her case a set of tits….

So, the titty flashes need to be subtle, moody, artsy…a silhouette instead of her full NIPPLE…

It may be exciting to some, I find it insulting, because if you got the tits, know you have the tits, have profited from the tits, and this is your way of giving the fans tit…it’s just fucking rude…this is COAL IN YOUR STOCKING ON CHRISTMAS shit.

RUDE!

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Alexandra Daddario

2022

24

Jan

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

No Comments »

As a pervert, the breast is a sexual object to me…you know like a fleshlight…

I don’t think of it as a functional biological machine designed to feed our offspring and help our mammal species continue surviving, even though we’ve basically peaked as a species and our society is imploding on itself…no longer the free roaming, free range mammals, but more the chickens in cages on top of each other, all fat and industrialized the way they want us….KEEP THEM CONSUMING….

But the ladies who lactate seem to fucking love that they lactate…they crowdsource tips on how to not have their babies bite their tits, they post consistent pics of their titties being sucked, and it is confusing because these same girls wouldn’t post their tits being sucked by their friends at a party, they do it becuase the whole mom/baby bond isn’t sexual…but natural…even though it’s the reason we’re all titty obsessed…CODED that way…FEED ME MOMMA…FEED ME MOMMA…

Anyway, the girls of the internet, or the moms of the internet, or the got knocked up long enough to lactate so I can be a LACTATION model have found a way to take their biological function of their titties to the fucking perverts by sexualizing them like I do every time I see a public breast feeder pull her tit out…fucking FRONT ROW SEATS in this STARBUCKS motherfuckers…because functional or not – it is still tit.

(more…)

Posted in:Lactating

2022

24

Jan

Russian Mosque Lingerie Shoot of the Day

No Comments »

Here’s a pretty inspiring story of a Russian Influencer trying to go viral in this competitive landscaped of girls being willing to do basically anything to go viral because as the expression goes, there’s always someone out there more connected, willing to work harder, willing to go harder than you….and if you want to make it in the world of never having a real job, being celebrated and paid to just be yourself, because you are so important…YOU need to bring the goods.

The goods in this case is a lame ass lingerie shoot outside a Mosque in Russia, where a set of other influencers were recently jailed for 10 months for doing some sacriligious shit at some Cathedral, and the Russians don’t approve, because they are still a society with Christian values I guess. A good thing when you see what a godless world has done to the rest of us…

The funniest thing about these influencers or THIS particular influencer is that she didn’t get arrested, but she did say she was showing people WHAT NOT TO DO…

So here she is in in Lingerie being LEWD for attention…so YOU don’t have to…other girls out there…you know living the “don’t do what I do, but I still do it, because if you do it, then I’ll have more competition in my whoring”…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2022

24

Jan