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2022

04

Mar

Charli XCX Sold Her Soul to the Devil of the Day

In the event you don’t really understand how celebrity works, and I am not really here to claim that I know how celebrity works, for the first 16 years of the site I would just focus on how unimpressive the celebs were, I never dug deep into why unimpressive people surfaced to the top…

I just know that there are unimpressive people, who try and try and try to get the top level billings they feel their deserve, only to end up being nightclub and mall level performers…with one or two songs, rich as shit from those songs, but pretty much faded away into obscurity because they never actually hit.

Then all of a sudden, out of nowhere…BING BANG BOOM they exist, are on magazine covers, are doing media tours, are on all the talk shows, have new albums and tours, and in this case a Netflix special on her pandemic marketing…

So when someone I know who doesn’t know shit about pop culture says to me “have you heard of this Charli XCX chick, she’s got great tits”….I know that she’s she’s done that deal with the devil, the people at the top of the food chain need to protect their interests…and they do that with people they’ve run through a series of tests to see how reliable, consistent, and easy to abuse they are.

I think HOLLYWOOD is a fucking dark place, but they’re rich, good looking and have a good time, so maybe dark is a good place to be…while these people try to create gods, or be gods….even if it means an eternity in hell…that’s not to say that Charli XCX knows she’s in bed with the devil, it’s just to say the people at the top are in bed with the devil and she’s just passed the test to be part of their master plan….


Here’s some screenshots from a video I guess…who cares, it’s ass in motion captured in a moment in time….art…but not really.

TO SEE PICS OF HER LEAVING AN EVENT IN A SHORT SKIRT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charli XCX

2022

04

Mar

Miley Cyrus’ Bathing Suit Crotch Shot of the Day

Miley Cyrus is on vacation because her life isn’t a vacation thanks to having to be Miley Cyrus, rich as shit and surrounded by handlers to make all their dreams come true while making her think they are her dreams.

I think she’s hot, for a celebrity puppet created by the Disney Empire….and I don’t know why, maybe it’s the skinny body, or the fact that she got naked on the internet when it was a fringe minority thing to do…inspiring so many other pussies to be SEEN…and a far less impressive level than Miley’s pussy being seen, but still out there TO be seen…when it would otherwise be working at a grocery store, bar/restaurant or doing data entry.

Making Miley a bit of a fucking hero….and that is why I am staring at her crotch in these paparazzi pics I’ve embedded to not get sued for posting because the internet is a censored and horrible place now.

Unfortunately, her one piece isn’t a dildo in her twat and one in her asshole, I can barely even make-out her pussy definition in the one piece and that’s sad…but I am used to sad…so it’s worth a stare

Posted in:Miley Cryus

2022

04

Mar

Today in Hand Stands and Other Videos of the Day

Weird Steam Spit in Your Face Massage

Nude Optical Illusion

Titty Girl and her Dumb Dance

Booty in the Bathroom

Hot Dress

This Makes No Sense

Canadian Pole Vaulter

Big Booty in Fitness

Girl and her Belly Dance

Mounting the Horse

Posted in:Videos

2022

04

Mar

Filthy Fridays of the Day

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We are having bullshit server issues where I can’t upload any pictures to later get lawyers letters aggressively asking me to remove those images because bitch be angry and don’t seen this as marketing, finding audience, finding new subscribers, but instead as THEFT…

I like to think I am helping them live out their slutty dreams, but their OnlyFans managers don’t agree….all these narcissists don’t remember the good old days when other people talking about you made you more appealing than you just talking about your damn self…

We are so lost as a people…

Anyway, I had these pics in the archive for SHOWER SUNDAYS back when I thought I would be motivated enough to turn on the old computer on the weekend…which as it turned out never materialized…but lucky for you…I just rebranded it FILTHY FRIDAY….

BITCHES in SHOWERS gtting CLEAN while you watch…a FETISH of all AGES…because I’ve been creeping on girls showering for as long as I can remember…and to this day think about ways to set up an AIRBNB with hidden shower cams to continue that dream….but will require some start-up capital….maybe I’ll do a KICKSTARTER for ‘DrunkenStepfather’s Content House”….I’ve got ALL the ideas….but in the mean time, I’ll just repurpose these never before seen shower girls….showering…for you to jerk off to.

Posted in:Shower

2022

04

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am sure I have funny, obscure, weird, awkward, uncomfortable thoughts and ideas that I could share with all of you….but I feel like I’ve done enough of that over the last 18 years of this pathetic website…that in an era where people don’t read should be re-worked into interpretive dance…

People seem to fucking LOVE awkward dancing, uncomfotable dancing, and as a drunk idiot who spent a lot of times in bars, I have all the go-to moves that would humiliate a normal person, that don’t phase a person with no shame…

The point is….DrunkenStepfather.com may become a TikTok channel with my dances from the basement….

I can assure you it will be more lucrative….because that’s how pathetic society is.

I am not saying I should be rewarded for shitting words onto a screen daily for almost 2 decades…it just takes more time to execute with little to no upside…than being a fool screaming “LOOK AT ME DO BARELY FUNNY SHIT DRESSED LIKE AN IDIOT ON A CHINA SPY APP”…

Social media and it’s creation of retards has squeezed me out of this blogging game….

I will say, I did hold on PRETTY FUCKING LONG…I’m one of the last standing because I don’t believe in BURNING OUT…I’m more into the FADE AWAY…

Here are some LINKS…

Dua Lipa is Hot in NYC
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Romanian Tennis Player Susanna Giovanardi Starts March Off On the Right Foot in a Bikini
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Malu Trevejo in a Bikini on a Boat
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A Video of a Model Spreading her Asshole Underwater
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Massive Wave
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How the Brain READS…
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Dog Goes from Sleep to Attack
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What is this Needle Fleted Waffle Iron
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Guy Nails Every Accent
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Close Enough Doesn’t Always Work
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Hot Cam Girls to Jack Off To
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2022

03

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Watching the brainwashing of the people over the last 18 years should have been more inspiring for me to do some brainwashing of my own…because if I had…we’d be at the Temple of DrunkenStepfather…..the sex cult that dreams are made of….a palatial all inclusive resort collecton and lifestyle brand built on degeneracy…but instead we’re jacking off to JPGs together like it was 1999 internet on a dial-up connection….and I guess that’s okay too….when you factor out the fact that I’m helping you jerk of….which is pretty gay…not the kind of MENTOR I aspired to be in my brainwashing sex cult…but whatver, we can’t all be winners..who do things….and accomplish stuff…there are a lot of us who NEED to be useless idiots to keep things movin’.

Here are some steplINKS….

Avril Lavigne Getting Tipsy
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IG Model Emily Wallace is a Blue Jean Hot Top!
CLICK HERE

Bella Hadid’s Fashion Boob!
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Nina Agdal’s Hot Bod!
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Miley Cyrus Hot Skimpy Bikini
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Zoe Kravitz and Robert Pattinson do the Co-Star Test
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20 Sexist Vintage Ads
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Random Memes!
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Adult Star and Euphoria Star Chloe Cherry Shares her Beauty Routine
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Paige VanZant Resumes Her Regularly Scheduled Thirst Trapping Programming
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DWTS’s Maksim Chmerkovskiy Makes it to USA from Ukraine
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Man Smears Feces on a Woman
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Stunt Performers Training
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Go Pro Diving Insanity
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Work Smarter not Harder
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Parents of the Alleged Victim of Texas A&M WR Demond Demas Attacked Him at an On-Campus Hearing
CLICK HERE

Reporter Shook by Explosions Going Off Behind Him
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Shovel Fail
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Not the Brightest
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Cardinals Head Coach Kliff Kingsbury Answers Questions About Kyler Murray’s Contract Demands
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Khloe Kardashian in a Slick Outfit!
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10 Low Flying Airplanes
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Pizza Eating Groundhog
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Guy with NO BONES
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IG Model Grace Charis Continues to Pump Out Smoking Hot Golf Content
CLICK HERE

Doja Cat Preforms At The Billboard Women Music Awards!
CLICK HERE

How the Brain Processes Reading
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Back when he was an Actor, Ukrainian President Played Piano with his Dick!
CLICK HERE

Bills Reportedly Interested in Signing Gronk
CLICK HERE

Zoë Kravitz is Channeling Her Inner Kitty Cat For Her Role as Catwoman!
CLICK HERE

Paulina Gretzky Drops a Highlight Reel From Her Bachelorette Party Captioned “No Regretzkys”
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Demi Rose Rode a Horse Without Any Pants!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
CLICK HERE

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From the Forum

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Irina Shayk’s Hot Body in a Tight Oufit
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Some Lady Named Tate McRae in a Weird Outfit
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Priyanka Chopra in Tight Pants
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Sabrina Carpenter Rocking the Mic like a Cock
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Loren Gray in a Tight Dress
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Laura Marano’s Got Cleavage
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Natalie Imbruglia – Not Lying Naked on the Floor
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Kourtney Kardashian OLD MONSTER
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Kaia Gerber Hipless in Seattle
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Hailey Baldwin in a Bikini Top for Fitness Class…and ATTENTION…these Narcissists man…
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Maya Hawke at a Fashion Show
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Sara Sampaio’s Bra Top
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Charli XCX Legs
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Emma Brooks Showing Midriff
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Ambrosio Big Cleavage for Yoga
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Laura Whitmore at an Event
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Olivia Rodrigo Cleavage
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Ava Michelle Cleavage
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Madelaine Petsch at a Fashion Show – Big Cleavage
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Shay Mitchell’s Pregnancy Tit
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Joey King Heating to the Gym
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From stepSMUT!!


(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Cum Haters
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Butt Plug at Work
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Crazy Tech Shit
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Hot Reddit Amateur Slut
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Over the Shoulder Weirdness
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Wand Wetness
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21 People Having a Shitty Day
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What Happens in Hotel Rooms Can Be Awesome
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Squirting on Chairs
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Normani in a String Bikini….
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Squirting Outside
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Something Feels Off at this Porn Set
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Sex Selfies!
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Freaky Dildo Time
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Stupid Human Shit
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Popping a Squat
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Two Ladies on Dildos in the Bath
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Some Half Naked Lady Posing with a Chinese Dragon
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Ass to Ass the Jennifer Connelly
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Hot Amateur
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Girl Spends Day Fucking
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Two Fatties in a Threesome Count as One
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You Me and My Fuckdoll Makes 3
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Two Girls on That Dick..
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Girls Who Fuck Each Other
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Bombshell Amateur…
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Weird Long Dildo in her Ass
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Two Girls Suckin on a Dick
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Just a Butt Plug Removal
CLICK HERE

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2022

03

Mar

Rihanna in Maternity Lingerie of the Day

Well, by the looks of it, they’ve created lingerie for pregnant bitches, because pregnant bitches have pussy too…at least for the next few months…assuming it is their first pregnancy. …

No longer a READY TO DROP porn fetish that you’d have to buy drunk and a magazine stand, hoping no one you know is near by to see that you’re so fucking lonely, the idea of jerking off to pregnant ladies gives you that piece of life we are supposed to experience, creating a family and jerking off to our pregnant wife’s asshole, thanks to her pussy being out of commission…there’s a BABY in it sicko…

I always thought the fucking of a pregnant bitch was an interesting concept, not for the WORST THREESOME EVER…or a “I FEEL YOUR BABY KICKING MY DICK HEAD”….BUT BECAUSE it meant you can cum in the bitch with no consequence….

I know with inclusivity and all that woke shit, you can’t DISCRIMINATE against a pregnant bitch, at least not when it comes to her sexuality, or being sex positive…you can’t say “shouldn’t you be at home eating well as you grow the baby”….you don’t ALWAYS need to be a sex object, even if the whole being pregnant means you’re a sex object…YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF WHAT SEX DOES THEREFORE YOU ARE A SEX OBJECT….

I don’t know why it’s wrong to think pregnancy is gross, not sexual, the opposite of sexual even when created by sex.

I am not convinced RIHANNA is even pregnant, she was sort of no where to be seen before being pregnant, now all of a sudden she’s everywhere with her belly out…it’s like she’s trying hard, trying to trick us into believing she’s pregnant, or maybe it hormonally kicked her into pushing this on us….because she’s just so happy the CUM stuck to the UTERUS…

I just don’t trust things that are pushed on me aggressively, especially when it is wearing lingerie…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER IN MATERNITY LINGERIE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2022

03

Mar

Charlotte Lawrence Tits of the Day

I don’t know if you know rich kids, but if you do, then you’ll. know they are pretty fucking lame, trying to fit in with the normal folk, or doing things that they think they are supposed to do based on what they see on TV….like going to a rock show dressed like a rocker and a hip hop show dressed hip hop…their identity is a confused one because they have all the money they need and never had to build any real character besides being a bratty entitled whiner…

Charlotte Lawrence is an LA rich kid, has a famous mom from the DREW CAREY show, a famous dad from producing a bunch of shows, including the recent HIT that I’ll never watch because like January Jones, I can’t stand Sudeikis’ face or comedy…TED LASSO…

With the family money and status, the daughter gets to pretend she’s a model, gets to be an INFLUNECER better than someone without a budget where when she attends obnoxious fashion shows as normals are struggling to make ends meet…WE CAN NOT ALL BE BORN TO THE MASTERMIND BEHIND TED LASSO….she posts BRAGGY bratty shit like this…

“Look at me, I’m at a fashion show”…

“Look at my feet in side of shoes for the perverts becasue people love FEET struggles if they are perverted enough, especially when my shoes are worth more than 6 months of your full time employment pays you”…

“Look at my cleavage” it makes me look more interesting when I’m run through a filter….

“look how crackhead hipster I look in my weird titty stripper outfit, like I’m on pharmaceuticals like a stripper, only rich”….

I don’t fucking care about the struggles of a rich person, if I was a rich kid, I would have been a fucking TYRANT….all these RICH kids waste being rich kids…because they don’t realize how to actually do it right….almost a tragedy, but at last they know how to cleavage.


For more of her NEPOTISM Cleavage at the NY Fashion Show…. CLICK HERE

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Posted in:Uncategorized

2022

03

Mar

Britney Spears Weird Tight Yellow Dress of the Day

The whole Britney Spears storyline, from her conservatorship no one cared about, to a conservatorship that people phsyically protested like they were her heroes baby, you know her KEVIN COSTNER to her Whitney Houston in the Bodyguard…and the whole things seemed like a weird manipulative tactic to either distract people or who the fuck knows…

They don’t have new celebs that people are emotionally vested in to distract this group of self involved assholes, so go to the default celebs they own in their catalog to revisit them as pop culture icons that people can emotionally campaign behind…

I don’t believe she’s even the original Britney Spears, older sure, but she looks like a totally different person..

I do know that all her social media content is fucking erratic, makes me think she should still be under conservatorship, and she probably is…considering her handler is a hired actor…they call her FIANCE…who is an actual actor…

She decided to post her YELLOW dress…tight dress and it seems manic, weird, maybe a little medicated….which I guess makes a broken down starlet more appealing….

This is her caption – weird.

BTW I have a lot of shoes ? … these are my favorite … so stop telling me to buy new shoes ???????????? !!!! Posing for pics like YELLOW ? …. HELLO ?? !!!!!

Posted in:Britney Spears

2022

03

Mar

Madison Beer Cleavage of the Day

Madison Beer posted this titty pic back in January…

She hasn’t posted titty pics since January….

Does that mean she’s officially made it, no longer needing to post her cleavage to get the fans excited? She was in the paparazzi daily before dropping her first album about 8 years after being signed….

Or does that mean she doesn’t care about giving you the only clickbait your heart desires…TITTY….

I guess we’d know more if we actually gave a shit about any of these pop culture losers….

Some of us realize there’s hotter tits, less spoiled and obnoxious tits, more naked tits…in EVERY corner of the internet and some manufactured pop star with shit music, because all new music is pretty shit, is not a necessary component to those tits…we’re actually happier when the tits aren’t rich, signed, managed twats…

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Posted in:Madison Beer