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2022

02

Mar

January Jones Titty Bounce of the Day

In the event you’re wondering why January Jones is skipping in a sports bra, when the only thing people care about when it comes to January Jones is her tits, or who her baby daddy was since she milked that single mom story as hard as she could, probably happy people bothered caring about her clickbait drama….when no one should have bothered getting sucked into single mom bullshit…she did it for the monthly child support checks…or the pay off, I am sure.

Anyways, she’s a nothing actress, but has made money as an actress so she gets that good life….

If you want proof that she’s a nothing actress..

Watch the video of her doing skipping titty content like an Only Fans girl on her tiktok recruiting subscribers.

There may be a moment in your lifetime, where January Jones follows her actual calling and fists herself for her fans she sext with…like Maitland Ward….but for now…the kids’ not 18, so her bills are covered…

I don’t find her that interesting, but that could be because she’s in her mid 40s and I figure save the skipping for perky bodied college grads realizing all they’ve been told is a lie and the real money is in self produced porno.

I don’t hate January Jones, or really any of these people, but I probably would.

Tits are tits though.

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2022

02

Mar

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know if I’ve always had a pussy wedgie fetish, or if it is something I grew into as my love for pussy evolved….because the first pussy wedgie I remember was on a High School lunch lady in tight jeans…and in the 80s jeans were pretty fucking thick…so a pussy wedgie in tight jeans in the 80s meant your pussy lips were fat as fuck…and at the time…so was the rest of her…so it wasn’t something I could bring home to jerk off to…but rather something I would gag to when eating my hot dog cafeteria meal.

Since then, the pussy wedgie has become more prominent, more mainstream, more common and the pussy, like all things have become weaker, you know, not fully capable of eating a pair of 80s jeans, making them look like a thin cotton panty, but that’s ok, the pussy still fat, still hungry, more common and ready for perverts like us to stare at.

Obviously, when girls go out in public with their leggings giving them pussy wedgies, they can’t not document it for the internet, since internet is life or some shit, and here’s some pussy wedgies not going to waste on strangers in the local community…because they’re shared with people of the internet too.

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2022

02

Mar

Sommer Ray Topless of the Day

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Sommer Ray is some Fitness influencer, whatever the fuck that means, who spends her time doing glamour shoots with her fat fit ass more than she spends time influencing fat bitches to get fit, but whatever works…I means she’s likely worth 20 million dollars from this bullshit because the money was fucking easy, that’s how they create these things like “Influencers” or even “Bloggers”, just not this blogger….THROW money at undeserving fucks..and make them think they are important and hope they saved their money because it will all be taken away…Google’s been pretty good at making unworthy people rich for 20 years at this point…

Anyway…

Sommer Ray, fitness influencer is wearing some men’s underwear with no shirt, because that’s what fitness influencing is about.

She is not showing her nipple, since that would be slutty, or would be FEMINSM, depending on her mood….

She is being paid or an owner in this underwear company, so getting topless is probably something she’d do for free, but way easier when there’s money involved.

I do not hate that girls are so slutty on OnlyFans, that getting topless for an ad is just mainstream, google friendly….

We’ve come so far as a people.

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2022

02

Mar

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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From Wet Spot to Weight Watcher…we are so adaptive in these parts, it’s like you never know what you’ll come across when you visit this site…HOW exciting…if you visited this site…NO ONE DOES.

Weight Watchers are my philanthropic post for the people out there into fatties, because in life I have a no FAT CHICKS allowed mantra, and if anything the whole normalizing fat fucks because the economy needs more eaters, miserable, sick, tired, lazy eaters….instead of healthy and with it babes…is criminal to me..

They let these fatties model BIKINIS…I mean sure have a fatty on a TV show here and there to make things feel a little realistic, I was never mad at Oprah before figuring out she’s part of the EVIL, I wasn’t even mad at fat Rosie O’Donnell..or Roseanne…there have been fat fucks….but never fat fucks standing in for skinny babes…it was never fat fucks pretending to be hot chicks…it was fat fucks who had big personality because they were fat fucks and had to try harder….you know there was no fat celebrity who couldn’t SING, DANCE, ACT, JUGGLE, because you needed skill to get there…now they just let anyone with an audience in their not so exclusive club..

Anyway, in using fat chicks to make other fat chicks feel included, we’ve got a lot of misguided fat chicks who think they are hot, and probably a lot of dudes who find them hot too, because they are told to….and that is hard for a NO FAT CHICKS allowed kind of guy to accept.

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Posted in:Fatty

2022

02

Mar

Some Athletic Ass for Steve of the Day

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Women in sports, generally terrifying…but my friend Steve has recently discovered the asses of Track and Field…because I guess if you’re into doing shit like sprints, high jumps and whatever else they do in Track and Field, we’ll have to ask BRUCE JENNER….you need to have that solid ass muscles….sports that you can jerk off to aren’t sports at all…

We chatted about what point in the track and field act does the track and field fetishist, more specifically the high jump fetishist jerk off to the athlete.

We concluded that the jerking off probably starts in the warm up, the climax happens as she’s in the air going over the fucking bar, so by the time she lands on the padded mat, he’s feeling shame for what he just did….but I can’t be too sure, I’ll have to ask any Track and Field coach out there, since you know there not working there for the money, probably more a volunteer situation for the content.

Anyway, this YOUTUBE has a bunch of updated track perversion an her’s a few track asses in all their strong ass glory…

We’ve got Long Jumps, Pole Vaults, High Jumps….so many jumps….so much strong fit ass….so much more hype needs to be allocated to Track and Field…based on these videos alone…to think i thought Figure Skating was the sport to jerk off to…WHAT WAS I ON…some CANADIAN ICE apparently…the TRACK STAR is the future.

Swedish Ass

Romanian Long Jump Ass…

Italian Long Jump Ass

Romanian

Pole Vault

High Jump

Sprints

Long Jump…

Long Jump

Triple Jump

Pole Vault

Moments in Pole Vault

Posted in:Videos

2022

02

Mar

TikTok Foot Dance and Other Videos of the Day

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Content Creators

Shopper….

Twerk Time

Tiktok Dance

More TikTok Twerk

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2022

02

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Whether you believe it or not, we clearly live in some alternate universe that is overlapping with another alternate universe, where the puppet masters who are running this simulation have been replaced with a gang of jokers…

There is no way that we are not being trolled aggressively on the hardest level possible….which to a troll like myself is impressive…since it’s on an international level..

I’m just a “That can’t be real news”…..”that can’t really be what that person said”….”People can’t be falling for this shit”….it’s a fucking bad movie…and they are running with it…and we’re actually LIVING through it…like they want us to accept their flawed script as our reality..

It’s been a weird 2 years, I am sure it’s about to get weirder, so let’s give weirdness some momentum with steplINKs in the morning..

Malik Monk is in a Slump Since Being Spotted Out With Iggy Azalea, Naturally She is Being Blamed
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Britney Spears Taking Her Clothes Off
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Kanye West Fired His Divorce Attorney
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Man Catches Wife Cheating Red Handed
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Anastasia Lopez is Smoking….
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Carolina Panthers’ Ian Thomas in trouble with police just days after signing $16.5M contract extension
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Motorcycle Rider Rides A Snowmobile Motorcycle Hybrid!
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Cute Baby Elephant Plays With Human!
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Cam Sluts!
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2022

01

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I know that we’re in bad way when I realize that I am the smartest dude in the room.

Our world is so fucking dumb, run by memes and lies…the people calling the SHOTS must be laughing at how EASY it is to play WE THE fucking fools…because at a level we’re all falling for some bullshit no matter where we stand on the conspiracy theory PIE CHART….

Like I said, we’re in a real bad way when I am the smart one in the room…..so be warned…that’s my litmus test of how doomed we are….

I guess the good news in meme controlled half retards doing dumb shit on the internet, spreading their same opinions at the same time they are told to like clockwork….is that dumbing down of society includes girls being dumb enough to get naked on the internet for money…not that it’s dumb…but 20 years ago girls would worry about their future self and how it would impact them…but when you know there’s no real future…LIVE NOW or DIE trying..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Bella Thorne Looking Good in her New Role as a Drug Dealer
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Jordyn Jones Booty on the Slopes
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Dak Prescott’s Girlfriend Coming in Hot From the Bahamas
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Gal Gadot Tight Jean Spread
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Kendall Jenner Braless on a Balcony
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20 Stunning Photos of Human Race
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A Collection of Fascinating Photos
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Scarlett Johansson Gets in on the Direct to Consumer Internet Brand Cash Grab
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Madison Reed’s Bikini Shell Phone
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Former F1 Champion Jenson Button Set to Marry Former UFC Octagon Girl Who Once Posed Nude for Playboy
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Young Girl Makes Realistic Art That People Doubt She’s Capable Of…
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Cardi B – Great Tipper
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Megan Fox as “Sexy Spice”
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Braless Malu Trevejo
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Bruce Arians Says Tom Brady “Slammed It Shut” When Asked About Coming Out of Retirement
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Donkey Protects Sheep from Dog
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Congressional Candidate Becomes a Karen
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Beetlejuice Sequel in the Works
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Bad Driving on a Narrow Road Ends Bad
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Penelope Cruz is Looking Amazing as Cover Girl in a Body Suit
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Camella Rose Lingerie Selfie
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Sara Cheek is the Snack in the Kitchen
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Fake Beggar Prank….
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The Guy Who Free Hand Paints on Cars
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Singers Astonished by Their Fans Singing
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Cowboy Meets a Karate Master
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Chelsea Goalie Kepa Arrizabalaga’s Miss Universe Girlfriend Shows Support for Him After Shootout Loss
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Drone Goes 220 Km/h
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Crazy 6 Car Crash
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Leg Gives Out…
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Gold Digger Prank
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Voice Actor’s Harry Potter Impressions
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UFC Star Arrested for Allegedly Shooting a Man
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Find Gifts for Your Lady…
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Maude Apatow – Nepatism Hire
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Daddario Dressed Conservative
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Sydney Sweeney as a Ginger without her Tits Out is Not Great
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Taylor Hill Legs
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Gigi Hadid Posing Naughty on a Balcony
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Kara Del Toro’s Slutty Dress
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Blake Lively at an Event
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Addison Rae and her TikTok GUNT
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Candice Swanepoel on the Runway
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From stepSMUT!!

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Window Diddle
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Taco Tuesday
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Big Boobb Titty Jigle
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Panties to the Side Fuck
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Weird Fetish Fashion Statement
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Slutty Fast Food Workers in Slutty Selfies
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Successes in Didlo
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21 People Having a Shittier Day than You
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Pussy Bounce
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Always be Prepared
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Possible Tie Dye Dildo
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Hot as Shit Reddit Amateur
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Backseat Momma Being Bad
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BOOOTY
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Dildo Struggles
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Hooker of the Year
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In her Back Pussy
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Pam Strips Down
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Big Titty Dancing
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Hot Amateur Fingers Herself in Cell Phone Footage
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Dropping Big Loads
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Big Tits in FLoral Bikini
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Sporty Dick Suck
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Caged Cuck Weirdness
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Dildo Gets TItty Fucked by MONSTER tits
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Jess Black is Naked
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Over the Clothes Pussy Rub
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In Case You Missed It – Bubblewrap Titty
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Crazy Eye Girl May be Pegging
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2022

01

Mar

Britney Spears Nip Slip of the Day

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I know that ladies change as they get older…they are hormonally different, but the OLDER Britney looks like a totally different person as she posts nude on the beach of Hawaii…set to Chris Isaak’s music…to make it all the weirder…

I don’t know why her freedom has turned her into some of the worst nudes ever produced for social media, you’d think her shit would be top notch, you’d also think she’d get on OnlyFans and make a business out of it.

If anything it just makes her look fucking mental and like she needed to be held in captivity….but in a good way because we get to see her naked…in what I would say is not a TOO LITTLE TOO LATE situation…cuz she’s old…but rather just a fucking weird situation….that makes me feel uncomfortable..

You see, I’ve been around mental ladies who get naked, who work as strippers or hookers, who are drunk and unstable and a bar pulling out their pussies…and it’s always made me uncomfortable, at least after I came…when in the moment it’s fun…so here’s to fun.

I will say, seeing a naked Britney is better than a clothed one, so keep up the good work nut job.

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2022

01

Mar

Kate Hudson Short Skirt of the Day

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I have this theory that I totally made up, but have run with for the last 18 years of this site, because Kate Hudson was an “It-Girl” when I started the site, so I’ve built my prejudice or preconceived notions about her….whether they are true or not, who fucking cares..because they entertain me…and since I am the only one on this site…that’s all that matters…

But yeah, my theory is that Kate Hudson was a hollywood rich kid who probably ran around when underage fucking dirty industry dudes until finally getting knocked up by a much older rocker…back when she was 19 or 20….

I don’t know how good the banged out mom pussy is, but it was definitely manipulative enough to make Owen Wilson try to kill himself….maybe she bounced back from that childbirth at a young age or something….SEWED UP the fuck hole…or workedd on her KEGELS…as rich kids don’t really work so hard so they have time to. put into those KEGELS…

Well, she’s a dot com billionaire thanks to her direct to consumer fitness brand that I guess she uses as an excuse to workout, which is probably why her back is more muscular than a crossfit games winner….

Maybe she’s hopping into the whole female body builder competitions thanks to the musculature she’s got….as she nears or passes through menopause…her higher testosterone lets her get her SWOLE on…

I don’t know why she’s in a stripper dress, but I guess this is how all bitches, even the old ones dress…and to the ROMANTIC COMEDY fans of an actress who has played herself in every movie, replacing her aged out mom…..you can jack off to her masculine back..without feeling queer about it.

Menopause is a more socially acceptable gender change procedure…even in this era of everyone being trans…

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