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2022

18

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

Tight pants, like teen romance, can give you a horrible set of blue balls when you’re in the grocery store long enough and have seen enough tight pants to finally get you hard…if you try hard enough…not that I still get hard, or even have balls, but I’m not your regular horny motherfucker who can’t contain himself, but I am a pervert who likes to stare at the asshole gape through a pair of fitness gear…ATHLEISURE if you will, because even if these ladies in their tight pants pretend they are just on trend, following trends, or being a trend….EVERYONE IS DOING IT so it’s not slutty…I can still see just how blown out their cunts are…and while doing menial shit like loitering at a grocery store since bars are closed…it’s an enlightening, maybe even spiritual experience…but only because I know a time when women wore skirts, or thick jeans, or dress pants that weren’t tight…and you couldn’t see their gaping assholes in those and it left WAY too much margin of error for my imagination…I prefer things being laid out, painted explicitly for me…I’m autistic like that….

Here are some tight pants..

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2022

18

Jan

Jordyn Jones Slutty Lingerie of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is some reality show child dancer that’s done grown up….

She managed to get a shit ton of followers on social media, which is pretty fucking weird considering no one you’d want to watch child dance reality shows watches child dance reality shows…and the idea that she got SUPER famous from that alone seems like of load of fucking bullshit…which could be what you call the load you’d like to splatter her ass in the skimpy thong with….you know since it’s a dance booty, a fit booty and one that looks good in skimpy underwear even though it’s likely filtered, photoshopped and a lie….THE INTERNET AVATAR LIFE is all fucking lies..

Anyway, she’s from white trash, so she was likely human trafficked to where she’s at, when they realized they couldn’t really take her level of talent to the next level, she was forced to fend for herself, but now with an audience…so she sells her lingerie nudes, that I am sure will eventually become black on BLONDE porn, with an ass like that, it’s kinda what it was destined to be doing…but normally people see the whole doing porn thing as failure, but in this era they see it is a smart way to cash the fuck out, there’s more money selling smut than selling SKINNY TEA…apparently..

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2022

18

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are Titties Too, even when they are so tiny that they are just inverted nipples, so long as they accompany a vagina, they deserve the fucking title as much as a set of big sloppers….

The whole “FLAT LIKE A 2×4″….or “WHAT ARE YOU A 15 YEAR OLD BOY, I KNOW A GUY WHO WOULD LIKE THAT”….mocking of the small tits is a thing of the past…

We are inclusive here…and more importantly, I like tits of all sizes…VARIETY is the spice of life…and unless you’re a mom with 5 kids who has the grossest empty grocery bag half filled with lard tits, the idea of fake tits is just gross to me.

I was under the impression that fake tits were only for the transgendered, as women are coming to terms with all the benefits of small tits…you know a trade off to not get as many views and follows on social media like the big tit girls…while being able to maintain an overall hotter looking, less sloppy body…

But as it turns out, girls are still whores, sugar babies still want the big tits, and girls are out there spending their 15k, or their sugar daddy’s 15k on their boobs, why look a gift horse in the mouth when he pays your rent and just wants to titty fuck you…PLUS you can always remove them…

This isn’t about those girls, who think big tits will make their ONLY FANS better…this is about TINY TITS and how good they are…EMPOWERMENT you can jack off to.

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2022

18

Jan

Staying Safe on the Plane and Other Videos of the Day

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@taylorwiilson #fyp #pandemic #panicatthedisco ? original sound – Taylorwiilson

Boston Cop Refused Service for Not Showing her “PAPERS” only to face off with a Cop

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TikTok Titties

No Bra Challenge

Morning Stretches!

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2022

18

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Becoming a trans athlete has been a lifetime dream of mine, I just didn’t know that it was a possibility back when I used to dream about being in the girl’s locker room after every gym class, thinking how good that would be for my soul, how it would make me feel complete, how it would let me live my true and real life….it just wasn’t a known or accepted thing…If I told my gym teacher back then that I was a lady and thus should be in the lady’s locker room, I would have been suspended….THANK GOD the world has become inclusive for the people like me who don’t need to go through the same struggles I did by not being allowed in the girl’s locker room after gym.

I like to think it’s never too late and since I am trans both hormonally and in penis that is Clit size…maybe there’s a way to pull this off in the adult league…

I have a feeling they won’t let me join the girl swim team at college as a mature student…not that I would beat the girls…I am not athletic but I would consider myself a winner just getting into the locker room to jerk off in the shower looking at each and every one of my teammates…you know for TEAM morale…

Maybe this is my cause, my activism….

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Jodie Sweetin Gets Engaged
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Paige VanZant Says She Has a Sex Tape
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Titty Model in the Grass
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Helena Christensen Takes the Plunge!
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Why Cats Have Vertical Pupils
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Lewd Ball Pumping Prank
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Black and White Body Suit
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Emma Matia aka Thug Panda Will See You in Your Dreams
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TikToker Shannen Michaela Shows Us How Important Stretching Is!
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Tornado Touches Down in Fort Myers
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Charlie Chaplin – MOON WALK
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2022

17

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you build it they will come – at least if you’re building a massage parlour since that’s pretty much the goal of the customer service experience….right…

I know…

Sometimes I can’t believe I am this brilliant. but I also can’t believe that at times in my life….like in line in front of me at the grocery store, liquor store, bank, post office, really any retail outlet….except a massage parlour….or like when I am sitting on the bus, at a doctor’s office, in a movie theatre….I am an arms length distance away from a vagina…LIKE a vagina, clothed and a stranger, but still a vagina…is THAT CLOSE TO ME….

I FIND COMFORT IN THAT…AND IN DOING LINKS…BECAUSE here are some stepLINKS….a lot of fucking stepLINKS…it’s exhausting…

Hot Model Josephine Skriver’s Pool Day Swimsuit in Utah
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Charli XCX in her Underwear
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Olivia Culpo Bikinis in Cabo
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TikTok Dance Surprise!
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Kat Dennings Brings a Booty SHot
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FKA Twigs in a See Through Dress
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Joss Whedon insults Gal Gadot’s intelligence
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Why Hire Someone When You Can Do It Yourself
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Christina Aguilera has an Announcement
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Anne Winters Bikini Quarantine!
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Julia Rose Seems to Address Pregnancy Rumors in Bikini
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Former Cop Turned OnlyFans Star Says She’s Made $2.3 Million on the Subscription-Based Platform!
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Porn Star Richelle Ryan Wants to Add Joe Burrow to Her Roster
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RC Truck Does Snow Removal
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Olivia Culpo in a Racy Cut Out Dress Looking Good
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Addison Rae Tones Things Up – 80’s Style!
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Julian Edelman Responded to Losing $100k on Patriots Loss
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Bella Hadid Opens Up About Not Having a Stylist for 2 Years…Poor Thing.
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5 Unwritten Bathroom Laws
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Fascinating Photos of the Civil Rights Era
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DJs Trolling their Crowds
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Rebecca Black on Tour Looking Good!
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Ireland Borba is a 49ers Fan for Life
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Tony Romo believes Dak Prescott is to blame
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Pretty Accurate Depiction of Men…
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Fans Makes a Halfcourt Shot for the Win
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Jeff Goldblum Male Model
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Malu Trevejo Bikini Hula Hoops
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Bebe Rexha Sings Rihanna
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NFL fans had jokes regarding Patrick Mahomes’ brother
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Jerry Jones Reacts to Stunning End to the Cowboys Season
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Brittney Palmer’s Nude Selfie
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Senior Cop Chokes Out JR Cop
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Drifting Action on an RC Car
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Fake Socialite Anna Gets a Movie and Here’s the Trailer
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Life Saving Moments in Sports
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Christie Brinkley Rocks a Tiny Black Bikini!
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A Bills Fan Threw a Dildo at Patriots WR Kendrick Bourne
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SNL did an Urkel Reboot
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Nude Model in the Harbor
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Farrah Abraham Responds to Arrest!
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Worst Winter Drivers
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Insane Japanese Pranks Compilation
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Doctor Teaches You How to Drain a Stuffy Nose
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Nude Model in Black and White
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Donna D’Errico Still Fits in Her Baywatch Swimsuit!
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Zach Wilson’s Mom Shares Fun Fact About the Jets QB and Aaron Rodgers
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10 Most Confusing Pit Stops in Formula One
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Guy Makes Uncle’s Tesla Make Fart Noises
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Nude Model Posing on the Wood Floor
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Porn Star Mia Malkova Shares Her Embarrassing Ultimate Fantasy!
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Get Some Jack Black!
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Kanye and Julia Fox Porno Shoot
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Sara Sampaio’s Slutty Top
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Lottie Moss Slutty Bikini
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Elsa Hosk Shows her Belly
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Ambrosio. in a Tight Dress
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Ashley Benson in Leather
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Madeylyn Cline in a Corset
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Nicole Eggert. in Sweats
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Megan Fox Underwear Dress
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Avril Lavigne Thinks She’s Still a Teen
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Public Degeneracy
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8 More Public Acts that Make You a Whorel
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Cosplay On / Off
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Hiking Pussy Show
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Flaming Pussy!
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24 People Having a Shitty Day
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Boobs on Glass
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Thick and Busty
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ORGASM
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8 Reasons to Say WTF is That
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Sluts at Music Festivals
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Slutty Teeth Whiteners
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Hotty Getting Naked
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Hot Playboy Shoot
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Nude Model and the DIldo
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Pussy Reveal
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2 Heads are Better Than One
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Masturbation!
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A Bunch of Butts
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We Call Her Car Fingers
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Mental Mondays
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Naughty Nurse has a Buttplug In
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Fucking the Babysitter
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Sharing the Wife…
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Big Weird Toy
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Gothic Butt Plug
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Double Stuffed with Toys
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Dirty Fingernails for the Dog Toy Release
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Cumming On Tits
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Pussy Puzzle
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2022

17

Jan

Sydney Sweeney Fucks of the Day

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With last week’s Sydney Sweeney Euphoria rant, I said that I wasn’t going to watch the season…and that I’d stick to just posting the Sydney Sweeney sex scenes you know they’ll be pushing all season now that she’s a viral fucking star, far more famous when they first showed us her tits, even though she had small roles on some huge shows, meaning she was pulled out of the industry and created by the industry, which just doesn’t happen that much anymore, it’s all fucking social media idiots who the industry partner up with because of their followers, not because of the talent, but because of the digital marketing prowess…boring.

I want my celebrities brought to me from the ether, not from a self produced IG account or YOUTUBE channel….

Anyway, they did good with Sweeney, thanks to her big tits, but they still probably can’t carry the overhyped show….written by some spoiled industry child with a VERY succcessful father…meaning his interpretation of “Kids these days”…is all manufactured from his imagination, reading reddits or scrolling instagram…HIS candy ass upbringing as a rich kid in LA makes his EDGINESS a fucking lie…and for that reason alone…you can’t take that show seriously…

If anything, I just see it as pushing this satanic agenda that teens are these broken, drug addicted, sex addicted, shells with no real integrity….

So when I see people hype the shit up, I think how two dimensional and obvious the characters are…I think of how bad this is for the future generation to think this is high school and how you should act…and I think how ugly they make Zendaya…

Let some rich brat who doesn’t know shit about struggle, or edginess, unless he lived in a Brooklyn loft that daddy paid for, get a TV show where he basically does some rich person parody of the teen plight of modern times…instead of giving a show to an actual 20 year old who just lived it is TYPICAL…which is why most content fucking sucks….

I do not see a masterpiece, although they do use HIP filters on their footage to give it a vibe…and I don’t see humor, fun, or funny….like a coming of age story for teens in the 90s with American Pie, or teens of the 80s with John Hughes shit….this is just a product of the WORST victim minded whiney sexual liberated trash you HOPE society doesn’t actually look like…

I did end up watching the first episode, it was garbage, but who cares about what I think, the CRITICS love it….and I’m really only here for Sweeney’s tits that in last night’s episode got fucked from behind and made to jiggle…the way you’d want the hangers to hang when in doggy style formation…

She is the best the show has to offer…and that’s about all I got for that.

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2022

17

Jan

Rihanna Lingerie of the Day

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You may or may not know this about Rihanna, but she’s a billionaire LINGERIE tycoon, which I would argue was probably not that hard to pull off being Rihanna and all, but I guess no other popstar has launched their own lingerie brand that’s had as much success, at least not that I know about, and all it took was finding the flaws in the mall brand Victoria’s Secret and their marketing, and making it for the the instagram crowd….easy, direct to consumer, no RETAIL STORES needed cash grab…

Not bad for someone from the ISLANDS….who managed to leave the islands as a poor teen to make it in America…a pretty SUSPICIOUS storyline that we’ll never really know the real story of…but since they’ve scrubbed the video of her signing in her HIGH SCHOOL proving she had no actual talent…you’ll just assume she was a prodigy I guess…a prodigy who is now a empire…

The point of the story is part of her deal with her brand partners is that she does lingerie shoots each month, and I’ll guess this is that shoot, where she’s looking alright to me…I mean an already rich as shit pop star, doing instagram quality lingerie shoots, is pretty fucking brilliant, even if it’s just part of a bigger cash grab that she doesn’t need…who cares…more money the better if it gets girl half naked on the internet…

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2022

17

Jan

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I don’t know what the medical workers will do when this whole covid thing passes, will they still be seen as heroes, will they still be a fetish or will people go onto other trending professions…will they replaced with funeral directors, or maybe something else like conspiracy theorist chicks who were right when labeled misinformation, not disinformation, since the information is accurate, just not presented the way they want it to…

Just joking, covid ain’t going anywhere, so we will have more and more medical workers surfacing as moonlighting Sex workers, mooching off people who feel grateful they exist, or guilty that they got to stream for 2 years while the medical workers went to stressful work…or maybe the whole medical worker aspect to all this is meaningless and what we have to focus on is the nudes,..who cares what the day job is… here for the nudes…because all this medical related shit is a downer…even when it’s nude.

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2022

17

Jan

Kate Hudson Ass of the Day

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I don’t know how old these KATE HUDSON on a hike in a bikini gifs/videos are from…but I know the 45 year old mom of a few kids with an alcohol problem, who thanks to being shat out of the right womb was able to make a ROMCOM name for herself, before somehow scamming her way into a direct to consumer instagram brand that’s possibly made her into a billionaire…has got to stay as fit as humanly possible so people buy into her accessible fitness brand that makes her billions of dollars…

So if she’s starving herself out, working out, keeping fit so that she can produce middle aged slag bikini hikes like a girl on reddit, for you to look at and jerk off to if famous rich mom ass in full back panties are your thing….or if Goldie Hawn is your fetish and knowing this came out her cunt is your thing…or maybe you like that she’s walking like she’s got a DICK in her ass, maybe she’s one of those BUTTPLUG to work girls because you can’t only do VAGINAL when you’ve got HERPES…or still capable of periods cuz she’s not quite that old yet….running the menopausal countdown to the girls I used to post 18 years ago for being HOT is pretty depressing…

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