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2022

14

Jan

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

When I think of the On/Off, I think about how the social credit platform should be designed so I can see all the pussy and tits of all the ladies in society while they own nothing and are happy….

I don’t think about the segregation of the VACCINE passports they currently have implemented as they build up to the social credit system off of, you know thinking about how HITLER would have preferred these to those EASY to fake armbands…

But they should include the On/Off shit too….

I do think about the VACCINE being a gene editing vaccine and how there’s so much good they could do with that technology…like making every chick HOT…so we don’t need body positivity or inclusivity or other annoying woke shit…

Just make all chicks hot chicks…the way NATURE intended when NATURE assumed all the uglies in each tribe would be killed off in times of famine, or in times of crisis when we were developing as a species “Nice guy, but we don’t have enough MAMMOTH to feed him”…..ENDING the uglies BEFORE THEY STARTED.

NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED….I mean why cure cancer or disease when they profit off that shit…ALLOCATE those resources to only making hotties…so they can ON/OFF like these girls, with ease, because that’s what they’ll be PROGRAMMED to do..

The funny thing about the gene editing shit is that I saw an article yesterday where they are bragging that kids of the future will have MULTIPLE parents, not the standard 2 because they are going to pick and choose genetics from a fucking DATABASE….

Nothing says NATURAL EVOLUTION like letting some psycho scientist determine what they think the FUTURE of humans should be….

Let’s just hope they have hot tits..

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2022

14

Jan

Lottie Moss Vacation Titties of the Day

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I think I wrote this on WET SPOT WEDNESDAY….but I texted myself, so it must have be important…that people are so fucking weird sexually now, that at a certain point people will be craving missionary sex and not just when their girl off hookup app is nodding off on the fentanyl you just snorted….I mean real conservative and modest wait until marriage, no under the shirt, only finger bang over the pants kind of work your way up to the big day…..

You’ve got Kate Moss’ sister, who is “That aint Kate Moss Though”….but she’s riding her name fucking hard and even went viral early on in her instagram life…running a smut channel where she sells her nudes or near nudes….while being KATE MOSS’ sister…

I REMEMBER an era of “MEMBER SITES”…where some dude found an army of girls who were likely broken to star in cheesy shoots barely showing TIT unless you paid…NEXTDOOR NIKKI? KATE’S PLAYGROUND? we’re talking early 2000s internet…and at the time, most girls weren’t doing it..they looked down on those who did, despite even then making 1,000,000 a month in revenues….

I REMEMBER when an 18 year old Sara Underwood did Playboy, like on her 18th birthday, thinking WHY AREN’T MORE girls this eager to get naked and prosper….

Then a pandemic happen and 20 years later…THEY all followed fucking suit and cashed out and EVER Kate Moss’ sister’s got a members site.

It’s weird, we’re perverts, she’s in the Caribbean living a better life than you, in a bathing suit..looking way too fucking INSTAGRAM FACED…but whatever she’s Kate Moss’ sister…that’s her angle…I’ll endorse it.

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2022

14

Jan

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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I hate the frog butt post…I don’t know why because I don’t mind the frog butt pose…I mean it’s an ass, arched back, on its knees FUN….

I don’t even care that it’s a mindless trend for mindless people who don’t have a spiritual connection to god, and thus have no moral code or real purpose or existence because they don’t answer to anyone and they’re not trying to get their soul up in his house when they are done here, they are a little too self involved for that, so why not just become an ass on the internet…which I don’t think was the DREAMS of the pioneers or prospectors that built your great nation, it probably wasn’t even the vision for the people who fought an died for your FREEDOM, or oil interests in the Middle East….but with the freedom to do what you want, within reason, an the pressure of a Godless society celebrating smut, it’s YOUR RIGHT to FROG BUTT all fucking day for us perverts watching so THANK you for that…but maybe we could rebrand the frog butt into something better…

My working list include:

– Not how I Normally Shit, But If Needed I Could Easily Shit Like This
– THE BUTTERFACE – LOOK AT MY ASS SO I CAN HIDE MY FACE’S Shortcomings…
– Isn’t this just a variation of doggy style?
– WHERE ARE THE KNEEPADS

I am not good at naming things…but something’s gotta replace “FROG BUTT”…but I’m still glad frog butt’s happen…

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2022

14

Jan

Kara Del Toro Slutty Dress of the Day

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If you have big titties, which you don’t, or if you do they aren’t the kind of tits any of want to see because I know that the last remaining “readers” who don’t read this site but who end up here accidentally are all dudes…GIRLS HATE IT HERE…so it’s just a fucking circle jerk, despite me hating dudes….because dude conversations are just so stupid and there’s always a dude who wants to tell me about how good he fucks chicks, or how hot this one broads tits were, or worse…they talk about the porn they jerk off to…you see I’ve known dudes…and have chatted with dudes and they are really not that interesting….since they don’t have cunts..

Anyway, if you KNOW a big titty girl get her on the beach posing next to those CHEM TRAILS like they were KARA DEL TORO becasue sometimes all your dreams can COME true so long as they got tits they want to cocktease with..

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2022

14

Jan

Isabella Fonte Still Hot of the Day

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@isabellafonte #wheredidallthegoodguysgo ? Pick Me Up At 8 – hbomax

@isabellafonte The top is actually a dress that slowly started to fall apart while I was out #fyp #dress #clothing ? Love – ?

I forgot that Isabella Fonte existed, there are just TOO many slutty and hot girls out there producing content, in fact there are too many slutty and NOT HOT GIRLS editing themselves to be hot girls making content in efforts to live the hot girl life, since the world is one giant text based SEXT…you can pull off the fake hotness for a long time…just NEVER go to any influencer events and if you do, just tell people you’re the fucking waitress not the star..

But yeah, TikTok, a very obvious attack on a generation of people from an evil doer who doesn’t want a strong future generation…and if I had kids you can guarantee they would NEVER access this shit…where whores are rewarded in views for doing awkward talentless dances…which seems to be the point…

It is funny when you see the top paid TikTokers make more money than top Fortune 500 CEOs though…so I am into it on that level…but the content is just so shit, the girls are so shit, and it’s obviously by design…

Luckily, some of the girls, like FONTE are actually hot, actual dancers, very flexible and clearly rich as shit….in tits and in flying on private jets and for that reason alone, we celebrate her hot party dress..

@isabellafonte Find me???? #fyp #foryou ? Swim chase Atlantic – Bilsgodxs

@isabellafonte Yup I have no arm strength #fyp #foryou #boostofhope #2022 ? Fine, I’ll Do It Myself – Neymar Jr ??

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2022

14

Jan

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I am all for seeing how fat a pussy is in a pair of panties, and FULL BACK PANTIES, like leggings and even BIKINI bottoms, and really any type of panty do a GOOD job of that…THE PUSSY MEATINESS is important in this era of attacking MEAT…

The full back panty is on the up and up, like the PHOENIX or Lindsay Lohan, it has RISEN FROM THE DEAD to remind us that they are a legitimate panty too.

These girls are the FREEDOM FIGHTERS for the PANTIES because they don’t care that society wanted to hate them for wearing PERIOD PANTIES in public or on DATES…they don’t are that they were mocked or AGED OUT because they were called GRANNY panties…they said…fuck it…dudes need variety and VARIETY comes in ALL shapes and sizes and panties…and SO DO YOU.

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2022

14

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Plus Size Titties of the Day

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The future of FITNESS is FAT CHICKS because the world wants you so damn fat that they are calling FAT chicks hot, which to them they probably are hot, knowing at how miserable and sick they are, that makes them good earners for their economy…they buy all the shit foods, they consume all the at home entertainment….I AM ON ALL THE STREAMERS AND I LOVE IT…they probably still have cable…they have HEALTH issues and go to the doctors more than normal people who are healthy…whether it is hypochondria from being fat…you know scared of fitness…or just because they are actually sick with chronic issues…they have cats, are miserable, no one loves them, but they get fucked along the way….MOST importantly their clothing takes up MORE fabric, thus more costs, more labour to make the fabric…and they DIE before they retire and tax the system with SOCIAL SECURITY…

So how do you keep a society fat…MAKE FATTIES THE ICONS, the idols, accepted as models….celebrated for their LOVE of PIZZA…so other fatties and those on the cusp of being fatties follow suit…you can also throw in covid lockdowns, close gyms, offer take out options and other things to keep society dumb, sick fat, and here’s one of their idols…someone who is fat, but who I think is a FAT fatty…because being fat allowed her to exist…when she couldn’t as a NORMAL BODIED model…so she ATE THE FUCK UP…

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2022

14

Jan

Stella Hudgens Got No Panties On of the Day

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SISTER FETISH…..not that I think Stella Hudgens is all that hot in these pics, she looks like she’s Selena Gomez on a bad day, which is something I don’t find hot, but she also looks like one of those TOP HEAVY girls who has no hips so that she just looks like a linebacker, ready to tackle you for looking at her big tits and wondering why you don’t find them as hot as you should…

SISTER FETISH because she’s a celebrity sister and that comes with it’s own pile of bullshit issues of feeling inadequate, which makes them better fucks, but also feeling of self importance when dealing with non famous people, because she’s got her foot in the celebrity door thanks to her sister and she carries that ego with her….

So basically, someone who probably has a life like a famous person living in nice places with access to nice things….someone who probably thinks she’s super important because of who her sister is – DO YOU KNOW WHO MY SISTER IS….but in her soul, she knows, she’s the loser of the family..and with that…here’s a TOTAL MISUSE of her TITS….

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2022

14

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it AGAIN, FISHNETS ARE RACIST because they don’t factor in all the other things you can catch in a net…from snakes, to small animals, to PUSSY…

We need to collectively come up with a catch all woke term for FISHNETS that doesn’t single out FISH, because FISH are people too…and FISH have feelings, and FISH have souls…and to build not just a BRAND but a PRODUCT CATEGORY off their backs is some AUNT JAMIMA shit…

Maybe we’ll just call them NETS…

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2022

14

Jan

GAINS and Other Videos of the Day

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No bra challenge

There is a Dian Parkinson Fan Channel on Youtube….This is a Highlight of Some Price is Right Titties to Those Of You Who Jerked off to Price is Right Girls on your Sick Days thanks to NO PORNO an a TWO WORKING PARENT HOUSEHOLD…fuck YEAH