DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2022

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

I saw some meme about how the COVID or the SHOTS or something makes penis’ shrink by 1.5 INCHES…I mean it could be a joke, or MEDICAL MISINFORMATION…but I felt I needed to warn you because I know with only a 1.5 inch penis, 1.5 inches when hard, you don’t have 1.5 inches to fucking SPARE…..unless you’re one of those PROSTATE PEOPLE, since they don’t call them MEN anymore, since the prostate is too hard to remove for someone who transitions, they leave it in, and it makes for the new-vaginal wetness…from what you once called PRECUM out of the CLIT that they also pee from, like most WOMEN….you know pee hole is the cum hole and the prostate lubricates it all….thanks to it being manufactured, shaped and crafted by some kind of weirdo they say is a doctor for free because the GOVERNMENTS pay for that kind of thing…

I guess what I am saying is….you are a prostate person….no longer a man…but you already knew that….every time you took a bike ride and liked how it felt against your MAN COOTER….and here are some morning links…

Bella Thorne Stars in Cowboys Don’t Cry
CLICK HERE

Padma’s Vintage Nudes
CLICK HERE

Race Car Driver Lindsay Brewer Hotty in Paradise
CLICK HERE

Sinead O’Connor is Not Handling her Kid’s Suicide Too Well
CLICK HERE

Insane Ski Jump
CLICK HERE

ZOOPRANOS!
CLICK HERE

Pitbull on the Baggage Carousel
CLICK HERE

Just a Guy Destroying his Transmission
CLICK HERE

Cam Sluts are the Dream…SLuts…
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2022

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

I should have been a base jumper…I used to jump of two or three sets of stairs with a grocery bag…I had no friends and it was the only interaction I had…just me and my plastic grocery bag…I wonder how many sea turtles he went onto kill….

I know what you’re thinking, it’s not the sea turtles it should have killed…but that’s just mean…I DIDN’T ASK YOU TO READ THIS….but I did ask you to click links because what the fuck else have you got to do but relive the 90s internet of LINK LINKS that have zero functionality or point for shit you already saw on INSTAGRAM and the fact you’re even on this site is because you accidentally remembered it existing in the early 2000s an you were hoping to find some Anna Kournikova yellow bikini pics…

I GET IT…and agree…but click the damn links anyway…for old times sake old timer….

Camille Kostek Hot in a Thong Baywatch Bathing Suit
CLICK HERE

Torrie Wilson is Surprising Herself Without a Top
CLICK HERE

Vanessa Hudgens May be in a Sheer Top Showing Nip
CLICK HERE

Paige VanZant in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Cami Mendes Showing Some Leg
CLICK HERE

Margaret Qualley NIPPY!
CLICK HERE

Boiling Water Freeze Fail
CLICK HERE

Check Out Christen Harper and Her Rookie SI Swimuit Shoot Energy
CLICK HERE

Madonna is Beaten Up By Life!
CLICK HERE

John Elway and Peyton Manning to compete for Broncos ownership
CLICK HERE

Padma Lakshmi Vintage Nudes are Amazing
CLICK HERE

Base Jumpers are Crazy
CLICK HERE

The Speed of Light Slowed Down
CLICK HERE

Donkey Baby Rejects Mother – Gets Saved
CLICK HERE

Milo Ventimiglia Gets a Hollywood Star
CLICK HERE

Doctor’s VS Joe Rogan
CLICK HERE

Watch Euphoria’s Alexa Demie Get Ready for The Premiere!
CLICK HERE

Bart Scott Tells Josh Allen to Take Viagra Before Playoff Game Against the Patriots
CLICK HERE

Frozen Waterfall
CLICK HERE

Compare the World’s Tallest Statues
CLICK HERE

Brad Marchand Licks Ryan Callahan
CLICK HERE

Lisa Bonet is FINALLY Single
CLICK HERE

Fascinating Photos
CLICK HERE

Hailey Bieber’s Beauty Secrets
CLICK HERE

Colin Cowherd Thinks Someone in Aaron Rodgers’ Camp is Trying to “Create a Misinformation Campaign”
CLICK HERE

Stadium in Oregon Gets Destroyed!
CLICK HERE

Compilation of SNOW FAILS!
CLICK HERE

Crazy Scene Unfolds at a Supercross Race After a Female Fan Flashed Her Boobs in the Stands
CLICK HERE

Zoe Kravitz in a New Trailer
CLICK HERE

Rubiks Cube Solved by Machines….THE SINGULARITY IS HERE…
CLICK HERE

Polar Bears Doing the Ice Bucket Challenge
CLICK HERE

How Dubai Police Catch LANE CHANGER OFFENDERS
CLICK HERE

Good Dog Jumps Through the Car Window…
CLICK HERE

Jeff Ross and John Mayer in Bob Saget’s Car
CLICK HERE

20 Cheaters Who Got Caught
CLICK HERE

South Dakota Teacher Arrested After His Mom Served Pot Brownies to Senior Citizens!
CLICK HERE

Nude Model does Witchcraft
CLICK HERE

Parrot Learns to Fly Again!
CLICK HERE

Karen Gets Booed at the Motocross for Shaming a Flasher!
CLICK HERE

A Bunch of MEMES
CLICK HERE

Joe Judge Celebrates Getting Fired by the Giants With Pizza and Beer
CLICK HERE

Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

Kim K Fat Ass and her New Boyfriend
CLICK HERE

Farrah Abraham in Tight Shorts
CLICK HERE

Stella Maxwell’s Stomach
CLICK HERE

Lucy Hale in Leggings
CLICK HERE

Kristen Stewart’s Legs
CLICK HERE

Kristen Bell Leggings
CLICK HERE

Brooke Burke still alive
CLICK HERE

Ashley Benson Jeans
CLICK HERE

Bella Hadid in UNDERWAR
CLICK HERE

Emma Watson
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
===============

Big Toy Dreams
CLICK HERE

Bad Times at the Massage Parlour
CLICK HERE

50 People Having a Shitty Day
CLICK HERE

Chasing Waterfalls
CLICK HERE

Pyjama Pussy
CLICK HERE

13 Public Acts That Make You a Whore
CLICK HERE

Smooth Masturbator
CLICK HERE

Mad at ude Snapping a Butt Shot
CLICK HERE

Instagram Model of the Day
CLICK HERE

The Devil Me
CLICK HERE

OMG THAT IS HER VAGINA ON THE INTERNET
CLICK HERE

Changing Room Titties
CLICK HERE

Pocket Pussy in the Mouth – Weird
CLICK HERE

Crackhead Shit
CLICK HERE

The Haircut that Makes You THink She’s Your Brother
CLICK HERE

Nicole Kitt Got the Pussy
CLICK HERE

Petra’s Got Some Tits
CLICK HERE

Patio Lanterns on the Back Porch
CLICK HERE

Vintage Padma Lakshmi Nudes…Hot Tits
CLICK HERE #post-15570990

Orange Pussy Girl
CLICK HERE

What Girls Do When Dudes Aren’t Around
CLICK HERE

Russian Moaner
CLICK HERE

Not a Dry Eye
CLICK HERE

Close Friends
CLICK HERE

Cock in the ASs…
CLICK HERE

45 Year Old Pussy
CLICK HERE

Sex Tape Disasters
CLICK HERE

Asshole Winks
CLICK HERE

Hot Tits!
CLICK HERE

Dildo in the Asshole
CLICK HERE

Amateur Dick Sucker
CLICK HERE

Is This a FUPA?
CLICK HERE

Dick Sucker
CLICK HERE

Like Granny Always Said – YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO FULL…EAT UP
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | Patreon! | SNAPCHAT | Follow
stepTV YouTube | FUCK TWITTER THEY KEEP DELETING ME! | SHOP THE SWEATSHOP

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2022

Jan

Madison Beer Titty Flash of the Day

No Comments »

In the most thirsty nerd who waits around online for celebs to post smut on the internet that they can either jerk off to or share with the internet if it’s a screen grab from a livestream…where people like me get to PROFIT off their hard fan boy work…not that I really profit off this shit…but I sure as fuck am not watching this shit while it happens or even care now that it did happen because I prefer my pussy to be real life pussy, not made for TV, or AS seen on TV, or just trying to be seen on TV….celebrity shit…because celebrities are garbage humans you should want nothing to do with…because they are MANIPULATING you with their tits.

Madison Beer has a set of tits, like most girls, only she was smart enough to use them on YOUTUBE so that she got a big record deal from people trying to get the young crowd, thinking she was the answer….and you can BARELY see her tit, but if you’re horny enough, you’ll see all you need to see to pretend it is her tit and that’s what I am here for…finding the smut in garbage self produced content by people who think and know they are better than you, but that like your views regardless as it finances their magical lives…awesome or not..I mean how can you even tell this is MADISON BEER….you can’t…which is probably the point!

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Madison Beer

2022

Jan

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

No Comments »

Asshole’s behind thongs…no shit.

It’s a thong…

The only thing it’s covering is the asshole.

Real clever girls who want the world to see their asshole….but like to be subtle and clothed while doing it.

Asshole’s behind thongs…with shit would be worse.

(more…)

Posted in:Asshole Behind Thong

2022

Jan

Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

This is not your traditional instagram model doing a “Felt CUTE might get pregnant later, then abort it, so that I can post my abortion story or my abortion reunion when society gets too Christian and says that abortions are a slippery slope”…..becasue Elsa Hosk is a top model, always cute, even when she was pregnant, which she didn’t abort, because she’s not a piece of shit and commits to her responsibility, plus being a mom is something people do, not just for props and child support, because they like the feeling of a large object being expelled out of their cunt so much that they nurture it for the rest of their life…like if you had a massive asshole ripping shit after Super Bowl Weekend, only to pull it out of the toilet and keep on your shelf, carry it with you to do errands, even when you travel, read it bedtime stories and try to teach it to read or speak….

But yeah, she already had a kid, which is gross in theory, but she wears it well, because she’s fucking hot….even if her whole breeding storyline is a fail…she’s almost 30 and that’s what almost 30s do when they don’t want to end up rich spinsters like Jennifer Aniston who will only be surrounded by hired help in her old age because no one will love her when she’s not relevant anymore…not even Jiminy Kimmel…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2022

Jan

Nicole Scherzinger Ripped in a Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Nicole Scherzinger’s doing some dumb fucking dance on the beach because these idiots try to make compelling content for their pervert fans, so they do it in bikinis for the views, but need some bullshit excuse to make it seem less shameless so they flail their arms around like they are on some mystical journey of looking like a fucking retard.

I thought she was a stripper dancer who took BURLESQUE to the mainstream, which probably pissed off a lot of fatties into the whole goth rockabilly look…with their Betty Page haircuts for their weekly shows at the local dive bar for about 30 or less people….YOU KNOW…some Vegas stripper looking bitch TOOK their hustle and made 100s of millions of dollars with it…all while possibly having a dick…in an era before that was cool.

She’s in her 40s now, cancelled her Pussy Cat doll reunion tour, which probably upset the other girls, who are her back-up dancers and likely not nearly as rich as this breakout star…and the whole thing is a giant plastic surgery to fuck pile of cheap looking, but expensive bullshit…ENJOY.

Here’s some bonus…if you can call it that…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger

2022

Jan

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

No Comments »

Being into tits, because I am a dude and tits are really the only thing that interests me besides vagina…I am a simple perverted creeepy motherfucker and I don’t have hobbies…so my interests are pretty fucking laser focused…but being into tits means that I am into girls flashing their tits…and girls need social pressure from other girls to dive into the titty flashing…so some clever motherfucker invented the titty drop and in doing that they made a game out of titty flashing…and as the world eases up on slut shaming…even the normals are flashing their tits…it’s the DEMOCRATIC….CAPITALIST….way….as a FREE person…you are able to titty flash for the internet without judgement from your peers…but judgement from me because half of the titty drops I see make me laugh….while the others are amazing.

(more…)

Posted in:Titty Drop

2022

Jan

Cynthia Nixon Non Binary Sex of the Day

No Comments »

Cynthia Nixon is a real life lesbian, I almost wrote MEXICAN, but that’d be racist to the MEXICANS, since they don’t want some pasty ass ginger appropriating their PASSPORT, even though I am sure there are thousands of pasty ass gingers who are mexican, because RACIST AMERICANS don’t realize that MEXICO is an industrialized country and that MEXICO has people of all ethniciitis…and not just some SANCHO working the tortilla stand…with his Moustache and Sombrero…you know the ICON the WHITE AMERICANS WHO THINK THEY ARE WOKE use for their CINCO DE MAYO EVENTS…

DOn’t you love that I am so retarded / A.D.D. that I’m here talking about Mexicans and Mexican racism, when I’m posting some Cynthia Nixon, a LESBIAN, who plays a MARRIED woman on TV, that is APPROPRIATION as they only want people who are of that category playing the role of people in said category….remember when Jared Leto played a TRANNY, despite him possibly being a TRANNY, I mean he does have very feminine features…..the world went MENTAL….HOW DARE THEY…..meanwhile transgenders are winning Golden Globes instead of women but in the women category….SLIPPERY SLOPE..

Anyway, Cynthia Nixon, who I’ve never done a post on before apparently, is fucking a NON BINARY in the show, the NON BINARY reminds me of most lesbians I’ve met, but let them do their whole GENDERLESS speech that sounds like a bad, childish COLLEGE presentation…since I don’t give a fuck about any of that CUT THEIR TITS OFF weirdness..

The point of the story is that here’s some 50-60 year old TITS on TV…being progressive as she simulates sex with this character to make sure the WOKE agenda is properly respected for their fan base, otherwise what would people do…I mean imagine if Cynthia Nixon just fucked another chick like she does in life…THAT isn’t woke enough….gotta keep shit modern and this is what they consider modern….

I ain’t jerking off to it…BUT you might.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Uncategorized

2022

Jan

Frida Aasen is a Hot Model of the Day

No Comments »

Frida Aasen is a hot long torsoed model who came out of nowhere as far as I’m concerned, and who I forget exists, because the internet is full of slutty content I can keep track of the mid range even if they are hotter than the famous ones….but every once a while their slutty content that I guess is expensive slutty content and not because they have some dude managing their only fans that they sext out of…but because brands pay a bitch a high day rate…while allowing her to not feel like a prostitute because there are levels to models and a level to escorts…not all models are whores, not all whores are models, but there’s a fuck of a lot of grey area…..that determines which category a half naked selfie on instagram falls into.

If you are wondering what kind of dick Frida Aasen commands, you can check out her HIS INSTAGRAM where you will se that he is based in Monaco, a tax haven for the rich, is the CEO of a ROYAL YACHT but he also founded Neat Burger …a Vegan Burger Restaurant…GROSS…but pretty relevant in today’s “MEAT IS BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT” propaganda that wants you eating estrogen producing protein sources….he’s got 7 Locations…but most importantly…he has unprotected sex with some of the best arm candy around…and she gets to hang out on YACHTS even though she could probably do that without him…since she’s hot as shit.