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2022

17

Jan

Eugenie Bouchard Bodysuit of the Day

After watching the whole NOVAK trials and tribulations of Australia being a fucking police state, crazy fucking, overly scared of COVID, state of fucking lunatics…you know where an elite athlete who doesn’t want to take experimental medicine is forced to legally fight deportation laws, which he ultimately lost, in order to play tennis at a bullshit tournament that’s one of their big Grand Slam tournaments, but still a bullshit tournament for being such pussies over vaccines….

I was reminded that tennis pussy is the best athlete pussy. I like to watch girl tennis, I like the outfits, I like the sounds, I like the sweaty panties…it’s a wonderful and erotic sport…and it’s designed for RICH people…which makes it all feel so much classier to jerk off to…

When I am reminded of tennis pussy being the best athlete pussy…the kind you can jerk off to, I think of hometown hottie Eugenie Bouchard, who is not necessarily the top player in the world, I’m not even sure she’s in Australia for the tournie….but she is in some tight outfit from the garbage humans we call the Kardashians…that are not only showing her panties but also her strong fucking glute muscle…she’s an athlete you know…they have strong glutes…the kind that can SQUEEZE your dick off if you ever got the chance to get that close….

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2022

17

Jan

Milf Monday of the Day

Not all MILFS are created equally…and the whole MILF thing is a little weird, at least if you are a negative motherfucker like me, who is never satisfied with the gifts that I am given, and feel that people can always do better, you know because I see MILFs as a level of desperation, trying to grab onto any hook they can to try to market their nudes as they are on the SLIPPERY SLOPE of being destroyed on all levels, except maybe spiritually, since having kids is GOD’s WORK, but on every other level, since spirituality isn’t really an interest in people these days, where monetizing their nudes is…

MEANING, I think moms should be out there being moms, giving their husbands a weekly or monthly fuck to try to keep him engaged in the relationship, knowing that she’s too busy and exhausted being a mom to really be a sexual being people want to fuck…

So when I see MILFs doing hot girl shit, even hot MILFS, I wonder why they are so desperate in their attention seeking, are they broke, is this the last ditch effort to feed their kids because the dad is a deadbeat..which I guess makes jerking off to them hotter….because desparation makes a nude selfie hotter…

Even though, these are probably not desperate attempts for attention, to prove they have sex appeal, to prove they can still fuck, I mean we know they can fuck, by the whole KID thing…it’s really a complex thing, even RETARDS can do it…

BUT as an old fuck, these MILFS were probably not even born when I was 20, so that alone makes MILFs not as bad as I’ve programmed myself into thinking.

All nudity on the internet is GOOD nudity.

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2022

17

Jan

Cindy Crawford Old Hands of the Day

Here’s a lesson in the aging process that you MAY or MAY not be familiar with, but that I’ve obviously written about hundreds of times over the last 20 years on this site, because I have no real interests or hobbies and all my stories are about 20 years old, before fully becoming a reclusive hermit before it was MAINSTREAM or cool…if anything…it creeped a lot of people out.

Anyway, the lesson is OLD AS SHIT rotting women who try to FAKE things in such an OFFENSIVE way, like Cindy Crawford, your American Dream Supermodel of the 90s, totally BULLSHITTING motherfuckers into thinking her FACE is this smooth…

This is worse than the old hags on dating apps using BLURRED out old photos, only to meet them to fuck and realize “missed the fucking mark on this one, but I’ll still cum on her face, we’ve COME this far”….

You see, ladies have been LYING on the internet forever, there are MTV shows about it that branded the term CATFISHING…but CINDY CRAWFORD is a public figure, people look onto her and think “so this is what 60 looks like when you are rich and famous, my life sucks, I’ll just kill myself now and get it over with”….

CINDY CRAWFORD is out here making people FEEL LIKE shit about themselves, not being honest aboput her genentics or her ROT….and that is fucking WRONG….

BUT with all old bitches, you can always AGE THEM OUT…like the RINGS of a TREE by looking at their hands….THOSE SHITS remain cryptic or CRYPTKEEPER-LIKE right into the OLD folks home, no matter how BLOWN out the rest of them is thanks to narcissism and no respect for the audience….no matter how many BLOOD transfusions with CHILDREN BLOOD to stop the AGING process in WEIRD Hollywood rituals…WE know that you’re rotting…

It’s one of those don’t judge a book by the cover situations, where you know her pussy’s still 100 years old and creating noxious swamp gases that will knock a motherfucker out if standing behind her at HOT YOGA CLASS in Malibu….YOU CAN MISLEAD the rot, but you can’t stop the ROT…so enjoy this FUCKING lie…cartoon caricature bullshit LIE….that is actually the fucking problem..

You know, they shit on hot skinny models for being hot, and NO ONE shits on old as shit models, or fat fucks, or ugly fucks using FILTERS, FILLERS and BOTOX to push their fucking lie that ACTUAL MISLEADS people…

THOSE are the REAL enemy….and nothing more shameful than old people pretending to be young people…it’s been a level of pathetic I’ve seen in grocery stores for as long as I can remember…

THERE is no harm or SHAME in being an old as shit billion grandma aged pussy LIKE YOU ARE…if anything, it could make her MORE interesting since I’m not fucking into COSPLAY bullshit LIES….

ALWAYS LOOK AT THE HANDS…to catch them in their TROLL.


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2022

17

Jan

Frida Aasen Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Frida Aasen the TORSO in some lingerie to show off her really long torso that only a crazy person would look at her hot body an say “she’s hot, but look at that torso”…that is some fucking WEIRD initial feedback of one of the only models out there who still looks like a model…one could even consider someone like me a total fucking psychopath for even noticing her long toros whilst half naked in these nice oiled up and tanned pictures of the NORDIC goddess they don’t call ODIN…especially when they are people like me who would fuck a torso, not because of the whole psychopath thing, but because it’s the only bitch willing to fuck me back…USE ME LIKE A FLESHLIGHT HER BIO on tinder read….CHALLENGE…ACCEPTED you legless dream who can’t escape my ROMANCE on foot…

In conclusion, TORSO or not, FRIDA AASEN is great.

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2022

17

Jan

Lindsey Pelas Brings the Good Times of the Day

Lindsey Pelas is a Louisiana born and raised set of monster tits that was able to move to LA and do that whole LA scene where she likely got passed around, or at least invited to multiple important dates, events, dinners, netflix and chills, because with tits like this, no matter what you do, you matter…

Meaning, if you’re a dental hygienist, or a fucking plumber, but built like Lindsey Pelas, you’ll be the HIGEST PAID worker in the category because of the monster tits, unless you take the fucking hint and move to LA where you can be a set of monster tits for rich people…

Anyway, an early BIG tits on instagram viral sensation, who used to monetize through the instagram brand deals that pay nothing compared to the OnlyFans money, is on a CASH THE FUCK IN…and she’s FINALLY revealing some TITTY….unless she’s shown her big tits before…I don’t keep track of that shit…but we’ll assume that she does it more for a paying crowd.

I am sure that the people who manage her ONLYFANS will be mad that I’m reposting her work, they don’t understand that this is marketing and promotion, saying “HOLY SHIT Lindsey Pelas finally pulls the titties out to the paying customers/fans”….you should probably get in on that because as you know, things slowly lose steam and she’ll have to get more and more hardcore to maintain the 100k+ she probably makes pr month doing this…that she’s now used to…and it could eventually lead to SEX videos…we can only HOPE right…

I think monster tits are a gift, a talent and she’s doing great things with them…so keep up the good work…those fuckers are bigger than my head.

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2022

17

Jan

Spider Girl! and Other Videos of the Day

Legend Keeps Fry in Mouth His Entire Flight to NO MASK

COVID DANCE OFF

VR LEGENDS MAKING THE METAVERSE LOOK AWESOME..

YOGA MOVES

Getting Dressed in 1770 vs 1820….

Hot Body

Fitness Body

Cleaning the Cooker

Some Tik Tok Challenge

The same TikTok Challenge – Different Chick

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2022

17

Jan

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I keep seeing these amazing memes about not needing condoms because they are double vaxxed, you know making fun of the whole infertility conspiracy that could be true since there is no longterm evidence of it NOT being true, and the whole 4/5 women who were 20 weeks or less pregnant at the time of their vaccines ended up having miscarriates…DATA…who needs it…it’s just going to be manipulated and presendted to people to push whatever the person is trying to push on the unsuspecting retard incapable of reading data….like TINA TURNER ALWAYS SAID….what’s DATA gotta do with it…no wait that was LOVE…

Anyway, these ladies clearly had no issue getting knocked up, or maybe they got knocked up long enough to have milky tits, only to lose the baby, which would have been burdensome anyway, so might as well use the GIFT of milky tits that it left you to produce SMUT for the perverts…because it is ART….and these are ARTISTS..

Tits doing what their biological design is hardly hot to me, but I guess in an era of no one breeding, it becomes a fetish, or a niche, or a freakish TABOO thing…and as someone who doesn’t LOVE dairy, but not in an annoying VEGAN way, I’d fucking latch onto all these bitches and call them MAMA as I shit myself…you know, because why the fuck not….I mean we’re a society filled with stunted children who whine, cry and complain, wanting to be taken care of instead of growing up and taking charge of their own life…so they might as well get the perks of being a man-child and SUCK some MILK FILLED titty.

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2022

17

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

SNOW DAY….

There’s a massive snowstorm happening in Canada, which is basically our Natural State…so no big deal…at least it wouldn’t be a big deal if it wasn’t also MLK Day, which is just a reminder of how WHITENESS always tries to outshine and make things about them….You know, casting your white snow, like it is your white privilege all over the motherfucking place, so that we can’t go to the MLK DAY celebrations, typical WHITE SUPREMACY hard at fucking work….

That said…some of his KEY quotes to remind you to unite with your fellow man and not let the EVILS take over your existence…because they will try…that’s basically the definition of evil…

1 – “Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.”

2 – “Forgiveness is not an occasional act. It is a permanent attitude.”

3- “Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.”

4- “The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.”

5- “There comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular, but he must take it because conscience tells him it is right.”

6- “Be a bush if you can’t be a tree. If you can’t be a highway, just be a trail. If you can’t be a sun, be a star. For it isn’t by size that you win or fail. Be the best of whatever you are.”

I am a turd in an old lady’s diaper that no one wants to clean up…..but that’s the best I can be so I’ll own it….

The rest of you need to come together, stop hating each other, some dividing yourself from each other, and start working together to make a better fucking life….full of hot pussy that’s down to fuck…because this depressing pandemic shit is a real demoralizing pile of bullshit that only YOU can help end by stopping being an annoying, woke, agent of evil pushing the bullshit…

NOW…let’s look at some INTERNET TITS…

Bebe Rexha Sings Rihanna Karaok
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Porn Star Richelle Ryan Wants to Add Joe Burrow to Her Roster
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Irina is a Hot Nude Model Being Hot
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Drifting with an RC Car
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Wet Fart in Public Prank
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NBA Half Court Win
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Stephanie is a Model who is MOODY in Black and White and Lingerie
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Hertz is getting Hate
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Cowboys Fans Turned Sunday’s Playoff Loss into a Fight Night
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Cam Sluts are the Best Sluts…HOT…
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2022

14

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I wish you a weekend filled with ignorance because ignorance is bliss….ignorance when it comes to all the outrage, all the woke shit, all the covid shit, all the girls trying to get you to pay them to get naked when you know they woulda been doing it for free if it wasn’t for that ONE asshole who signed up to the OnlyFans and made them realize that they could make money off this shit…ALL it took was everyone’s collective going along with the NARRATIVE and NOW you are all fucked because you have to pay a bitch for shit she was doing for free….HOW did that happen…YOU made it happen…assholes..

I WONDER WHAT ELSE THAT COULD BE APPLIED TO, I’d never know, since my weekend is filled with ignorance being bliss….

But I will say….the new generation, is that they don’t know how to talk or interact, they just talk to their screens about themselves and don’t really know how to have human experiences….scared of the human experience and think they are going to get COOTIES from the human experience, just not when they let strangers creampie them off TINDER, that’s differing….

So when they have to open the door for a delivery guy, they act like it’s a motherfucker coming to rape and kill them….when it’s not a motherfucker coming to rape and kill them…it’s the DELIVERY FOOD THEY ORDERED…hiding under beds, in closets or basements all to AVOID the interaction for something THEY ordered….imagine when it’s actually a THREAT coming to get them to the closest quarantine facility where they have to share a bedroom with 40,000 people…OHHHHH buddy…..it’ll be pretty good times, I got nothing better going on…but until then, I’ll just hang out over here saying “it’ll all be ok”….since ignorance is bliss..

Makes for a weird person

Heidi Klum Makes her Music Debut
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WWE Hall of Famer Tammy Sytch Was Arrested in New Jersey
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Izabel Goulart’s Hot Booty in a Thong Bikini
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Leo’s Girl Cammi Morrone in Black Bikini
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Kelly Gale’s Got a Great Bikini Bod
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Kim Garner’s Hot Bikini Body in the Caribbean
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Parking Job of the Day
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Allie Rae’s Topless Peloton Ride
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Julia Fox’s Pubic Bone
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Sierra Leone Goaltender Earns his Keep
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Guy Destroys his Transmission
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First Superman Comic Sells for 3 Million
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Rita Ora Doing Karaoke
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Racecar Driver Lindsay Brewer in Paradise
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Alessandra Ambrosio Starts Her Weekend on The Beach!
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Cambell’s Soup Scented Candles
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10 Best Comedies of All Time
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Funny Memes
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Discreet Firearm for the Armed Robbery
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No Snow Ski Jump
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The 11,000 Coke Can Collection
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Olivia Culpo Told to Put a Shirt on for the Plane Ride
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Alessandra Ambrosio on the Beach
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Charissa Thompson Says a Lions Coach Once Hit on Her During an Interview
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Fire in the Holes
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Reactions at the Grand Prix
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Rescuing a Trapped Cobra
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Charles Barkley Trying On Kenny Smith’s Glasses
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People Scared by King Kong Prank
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Pitbull on Baggage Carousel
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Vanessa Moe is a Good Nude Model
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Mountain Biker in and Out of a Canyon
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The Zoopranos
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Bella Thorne in Cowboys Don’t Cry
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Paige Van Zant’s Bikini Action
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Get Jack Black!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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Kanye’s GF in some Leather Outfit Showing Pussy Stubble
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Green Outfit in West Hollywood
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Taylor Hill in Lingerie
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Anja Rubik’s Got her Top Off
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Jesse J in Tight Pants
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Hailey Bieber in Tight Pants
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Cassie Scerbo’s Feet
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Freya Allen’s in an Outfit
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Abigail Cowen’s in a Sports Bra
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Milla Jovovich Street Walking
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Megan Fox May Be a Man
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Kristen Stewart Legs
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Kim Garner in a Bikini
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Josephine Skriver in Leather Pants
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Laeticia Casta in Tights
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Diora Baird’s Big Titty Reveal
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7 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Clear Dildo
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Weed and Tits
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The Future is Now
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Twerking on a Dildo
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Amateur Mostly TIDDIES
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Fighting Fridays
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She’s Got her Fingers In…
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31 People having a Shitty Day
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They Call Her Pussy Face
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Pegging a Weirdo
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Ricki Raxxx is Busty!
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Butt Plug In…
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Daisy Pulls the Tits Out in the Cemetery
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Lady Fingers
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Rookie Gets Nervous
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Masturbating Babes
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Amateur Gets in From Behind
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Creampie Time
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Jennifer Ann in Yellow Shows Tits…
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Dildo in Car with a Toe Sucker
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Dick Sucker
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Pussy Twerk
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Boobs on Glass
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Double Dildo Fuck…
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STACKED
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Slow Twerk
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Princess Leia Sluts
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Hotty on the Dildo
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Strap On Dildo Time!
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Music Festival Sluts
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Slow Pull on the Dildo
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Big Tits
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Keep her Around for the water shortage
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2022

14

Jan

Katy Perry Side Tit of the Day

I’ve traditionally hated on Katy Perry for being a dumpy and awkward scam that happens to print fucking money because the public are easy to manipulate….

I’ve found her a terrible dancer, her music fucking bad, the idea that she was ever a Christian performer a bit of a joke, since she’s the queen of the Satanic symbolism, and evil pushing on the fans who don’t realize they are dealing with someone who clearly sold their soul for fame and fortune and ORLANDO BLOOM…what I win…

It’s just too bad that with the level of celebrity she’s got, she doesn’t even do good music, meaningful music, inspiring music…just noise that triggers the retards and sends them to the cull….like the SHEEP at the slaughter house they are.

I’ve also traditionally, because I’ve been doing this site longer than she’s been doing POP, so I saw her happen….so it’s TRADITIONALLY at this fucking time….but yeah…I’ve traditionally down to look at her tits, since they are big by my standards…

I guess she’s been eating her STEM CELLS from her baby placenta…because she’s not as big as she normally is….and thus her big tits look better…becasue when she is big…the big tits are just something to look at that doesn’t make me want to puke..

So here’s to old lady Katy Perry not making me want to puke. It MAY be a first….

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