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2022

31

Jan

Elle Fanning Maybe Nipple of the Day

Since Elle Fanning had a sex scene in her TV show that I don’t really remember seeing, but assume I’ve posted, she’s been very generous with her little titties…they may not pack as big of a bunch of a big sloppy tit…but it is still a tit, and must be treated as such….it’s one of those ALL TITS MATTER situations, and really her tit is more important than other tits because it’s famous tit…from famous family tit…making her tit, even if uneventful, and barely exposed is just better than other tits because that’s how the Hierarchy of tits work…you don’t need to be a better tit, you just need to be perceived as more important of a tit…and even if it is barely tit, her sliver of a tit, is more tit than all the other tit.

I’ve confused myself.

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2022

31

Jan

January Jones Braless of the Day

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I wonder how needy you must be to take a picture of yourself in some slutty old lady nightgown because you’re a slutty old lady….to put on the internet for the people that still care about your tits to jack off to in what I would call a low point in their celebrity fam-dom career…maybe she was worth jerking off to if you were really into Mad Men, but I doubt it…but all these years laters…it’s just sad….even pathetic…the celebrity single mom with money and a famous enough name…trying so fucking hard…

Either way, her right nipple is hard and we’ll just pretend this is an ad campaign for some cheap made in China lingerie…

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2022

31

Jan

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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It’s hard to survive or live in a world filled with idiots…ruled by idiots…because there are just so many idiots….

The people with the loudest voices are the biggest whining idiots and they are just allowed to be there with their so liberal it actually hurts and is communist and racist in and of itself….because they compartmentalize everyone, are outraged about everything….and then the normals are just weirded out by the loudest voices, confused and feel like they should follow along because that’s just the way to live in a society under the radar….even if they think it’s fucking nuts..

So when I see the CONVOY OF TRUCKERS, I get inspired, I think it’s all part of the big picture agenda, all part of the controlled collapse, but the good people are involved in it…are good people.

So you see unity, you see people fighting for freedom, and you see people cleaning up their own protest as they campout for what may be years at the capitol of Canada and you can’t help but think that is amazing, that is the Canada that you want, that you think you live in, and that has the value system you have..FREEDOM…otherwise we’d live elsewhere…if we could…

But the blue hairs, genderless, scared and crying losers who should have been bullied more to understand how real life works, see it as racist, and run with ANY little false flag storyline they can…from the comfort of their couches they scream nazi at people who are fighting for their freedom…interesting view of nazism…

These are working class people, who want to keep Canada free, who have inspired the world to stand up to tyranny and weak leadership that doesn’t represent them…and those sold or who have bought into the narrative just double the fuck down on it becuase otherwise they have to admit that they are wrong…so they get more and more insane…

Leaders are comparing truckers, a lot who are vaccinated, to a Mosque shooting…they are saying they are stealing from the homeless, they say that they are peeing on monuments, they saw they hear phantom horns..as they cuck in their closets in their PODS..

It is SO fucking weird to me, I just feel like I am on a different universe, but one of their arguments about why the truckers fighting to end vaccine mandates that are unconstitutional, is “what about the medical workers”…..which has nothing to do with anything, but I figure I’ll post some medical workers…to say “they’re doing just fine half naked”…

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2022

31

Jan

Madison Pettis Cleavage of the Day

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Madison Pettis is one of Rihanna, who is apparently now pregnant, even though she’s looked pregnant for the last 5 years, but now the womb has finally caught up to her proving that she’s NOT VACCINATED because she was able to get pregnant….WHAT A HEATHEN….she must be one of those RACISTS…

Anyway, Pettis, a Disney Kid that you never heard of, got cast to be a hot tits in Rihanna’s lingerie shoot, and now she’s being jerked off to the way she was supposed to, not for being on DISNEY TV, which is being jerked off to the WRONG WAY, but because she’s hot bodied and half naked, the way NATURE intended hot bodies to be.

In this exctiing shoot, the body is showing some cleavage and as someone who used to jerk off to cleavage because there was no THROAT FUCKING PORN TO DESENSITIZE me….I can appreciate it and you should too.

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2022

31

Jan

Charli XCX Titty Bounce of the Day

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Charli XCX is a virtual nobody and I don’t mean virtual like the MetaVerse, but I’ll assume she’s just as fucking fake as anything you’d see that is Virtual, sine none of these motherfuckers have a fucking soul….and are really just actors, oftentimes terrible actors, doing what they are told….

That said, Charli XCX, ven when she first appeared on the scene with a few uneventful hit songs, a mall tour, maybe a night club tour….she’d wear the one piece leotards the actual popstars of the time were wearing, she was just trying her best….before disappearing, being forgotten until last year when she bought a 20 million dollar LA house, made a few satanic videos, and is putting out this OnlyFans style titty jiggle, which is what you do with big titties if you need attention and I guess in this competitive world of sluts, they all need attention, I mean she’s got a 20 million dollar mortgage to pay off…

I do not know what her CAMELTOE goes up to her belly button, it must be one of those long vags….but overally, selling her soul to the devil has been great for the smut she delivers awkwardly….and when you look in her face, you can tell she’s totally uncomfortable with this, but her mind control programming is telling her to do it anyway.

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2022

31

Jan

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFs were never a fetish of mine, but I knew a few kids with mommy issues who were taken care of by their moms well into their adult years, so that when they got into fucking or settling down with a bitch, their mommy issues made them compelled to find a mom as a lover, to continue that maternal mommy boy being taken care of…and it was always weird to me because of their old, leathery, nicotine and alcohol stench of desperation at a bar…I’d be like “if this bitch is a mom, why is she drunk and offering to suck my dick in the bathroom at this bar, shouldn’t she be doing mom shit”…..and when she’d be sucking on my dick in the bar bathroom I’d think to myself “she hired a baby sitter for this, how sad, irresponsible and disgusting”…..and if it got to pulling her tits out I’d think…”look how soft these ladies get as they rot”….maybe I’m a hater….an just don’t see the appeal because I wasn’t some young dude working at the yacht club, or the fancy restaurant, where HOT moms seduced me behind their husbands back…and I wasn’t a teen with friends with HOT moms I wanted to learn how to eat pussy on….the MILFS I knew, were sad, not hot….what you’d expect of a MILF…

Anyway, these are some self proclaimed MILFS being naughty, for the people into MOMS, I can’t guarantee they have kids, or if they are just mom age, but they are fun…and now that I am older, I am less of a MILF hater and more into looking at their self produced smut.

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2022

31

Jan

Beverley Mitchell Tits of the Day

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I don’t know who this is, because I didn’t watch 7th Heaven, not even for Jessica Biel, because even at her peak racy “DETAILS” shoot that I remember, for some fucked up reason, because I don’t actually care about this shit, but write about it everyday for no one to read because I offer no real insight on this shit, and anyone who is actually into celebrity culture would really not find what they are looking for besides the tits…

But apparently, she played Lucy Camden on the television series 7th Heaven. She’s 40 years old and doesn’t do the thing the other 40 year olds in the entertainment industry do, like BOTOX and filters, because that is the face of a 40 year old…and it is shocking after a few years of being lied to by 40 year old women as they pretend to be 20 year olds.

I am posting this to NORMALIZE 40 for the ladies out there who don’t look as SMOOTH SKINNED as the rich liars who lie to them….Using a no name, once famous, girl’s big 40 year old tits to get the point across.

The botox, filter, LIES, has got to fucking go….make under 30s the only hot chicks again, this other shit is non-human and freaks me out….and let 40 year olds look 40 years old….LIKE THIS.

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2022

31

Jan

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I read somewhere that the vaccine is causing fertility issues…Still Births and miscarriages are ON the rise…which must make the abortion activists very mad because if no one can get pregnant…how can they push their satanic abortion rituals….what a bummer…for those child sacrificing motherfuckers who GET off of child sacrifice because SATAN rewards them for it…soulless monsters..

But yeah, vaccines may or may not be making everyone infertile….

I also heard that the vaccines are like an STD….a little HIV…

So pure blooded people having sex with VACCINATED people are ending up with the same blood of the vaccinated, so motherfuckers are getting the dirty VACCINE spikes in their system through the pussy…..and I’ve heard some shit from pussy, I’ve had some questionable pussy, and I’ve been willing to face that questionable pussy with an embarrassingly small erection because I live in the moment…but I wouldn’t fuck a vaccinated if you’re not vaccinated no matter how horny you are..that shit can kill you…whether conspiracy or not, there is no longterm data on the vaccine so seeing people PUSH it on us this hard for our FREEDOM….is enough to make you say “These fuckers are psychotic”…

What does this have to do with MILKY TITS, well, there may come a time when tits dont’ do what tits are supposed to do because we will no longer be “MAMMALS” thanks to the gene altering tyrants forcing this shit on us as they try to make us NON HUMANS.

This isn’t TIN FOIL hat shit, but you should consider wearing a TIN FOIL HAT…because all the EMF radiation around us is MENTAL….

Oh..this is about MILKY TITS AS A FETISH…I went off course, as I do…because I’m knee deep in Medical Tyranny over here and it’s really all that is on my mind….

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2022

31

Jan

No Bra Challenge and Other Videos of the Day

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Big Titty Canadiens Fan….

Let Your Hair Down Booty Show

Let Hair Down Booty Show

Hair Down Booty Show

Booty Workout

TikTok Titty Jiggle

Bikini Humping the Air…

TikTok Body Show

TikTok Titty Jiggle

TikTok Booty Jiggle

Booty in Shorts

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2022

31

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not an activist because I think Humanity is at a pretty terrible state and probably not worth saving, just so many misguided idiots. Not to mention, I don’t really believe we stand much of a chance against the powers that be, because they have all angles covered in their controlled collapse, but I do think it is inspiring to see people come together in Canada, creating a higher frequency revolution, that the media and the angry low frequency woke idiots get outraged over….

The Truckers are cleaning up the messes themselves, bagging up the TRASH, and everything smiling and having the GREATEST time…

They are packaging the truckers, which I’ve heard the organizer is a Jewish double vaccinated person as “evil” nazi unvaccinated protestors…that are trying to scare fight for FREEDOM like fascists before them…when they are just good hearted people trying to fight for their freedoms after years of government overreach and admitted psychological warfare….while tracking their own people.

Their narrative is collapsed…There are a lot of idiots out there, they are playing the Truckers as statue vandalizing, racists because there was one Nazi Flag probably directed at the Prime Minister being the Nazi, they are saying they stole food from the homeless…it’s a fucking joke…there’s nothing hate coming from Truckers, the hate is coming from the Government who LIE to the People….STRAIGHT up lies and anyone who believes it are fucking idiots…

THEY ARE LYING TO YOU….PANDERING TO THE IDIOTS…it’s insane…we live in a CLOWN world and it’s more obvious than ever.

The point of the story is, the media is being fully exposed as government agents, perpetuating the lies for the cancerous, angry, non-human, narcissists who love socialism or communism because no one can be better than them, they can all be the same, in their anti-depressant fuelled misery….which for the record isn’t a life for anyone.

All this to say. Let’s see the TITTIES, I know no one cares about my low level analysis of how we are all doomed and this is all part of the controlled collapse, you want tits, and I respect that.

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