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2022

25

Feb

Rita Ora Showing Tit of the Day

Rita Ora, who I am sure has more depth than just her tits, but can’t be sure, because I haven’t fisted her to find out…just how DEEP she may be…

She is just cursed with the best curse possible, almost makes you think they put her on hormones when they trafficked her out of a Bosnian refugee camp….unless you believe the whole having a real family in the UK and her just “going viral” enough to have a Kardashian swoop her up and get her signed to Jay Z’s label before being bought out of her Jay Z contract for not having tits good enough to take Rihanna’t throne…despite being pretty good tits…so good that it’s her duty to the fans to bring them out like this, or really however she wants, it’s like how old rock bands need to play their classics, knowing people are only at the show for the classics, even if they are bored of the classics, they know the classics are what made them…

So in Rita Ora’s case, the titties are the classics…and she knows it…a good thing, because there are girls out there who actually think their credits on IMDB, their awards, their bank balances are their legacy…which is a nice fantasy…as we all know what it’s really about…TITTIES….

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2022

25

Feb

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Here we have the most important post of the week because it is the one that hits closest to home…

You probably know that I don’t care about celebs or pop culture and have no real interests beyond my own creepy perversions, which involve voyeurism….hence my appreciation and commitment to the internet…where girls share the most insane shit they’d never share in civilized society….the internet made us all the degenerates we always wanted to be….

Even the way we communicate is not like civilized society, it’s more talking to a screen lazily, which might as well be talking to yourself….but you assume it’s another human..

Anyway, the point is, every single woman I see in public, since as long as I can remember, has been a woman I’d want to see naked…

The On/Off speaks to that and it should be made mandatory in the NEW WORLD ORDER GREAT reset because LOOK how exciting it is….so much MYSTERY of clothed…being SOLVED with NUDES….SHERLOCK HOLMES.

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2022

25

Feb

Sophie Stallone Bikini of the Day

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Sistine Stallone is some nepotism hire, which in the event you didn’t know, is basically 90 percent of influencers, because the majority of people who make it are either born into it or they are bought in the human trafficking rings and cloning labs under Hollywood..mind controlled…

Anyway, Sistine isn’t really a neoptism hire, since she’s not that famous, not annoying us like Judd Apatow’s daughter now that Euphoria has gone viral….

She is in a bikini though, which is pretty much what a trustfundarian should be doing….

I mean if you’re dad is Sly Stallone, action star to the stars, you fucking collect that allowance, live in his houses, eat at Planet Hollywood for free, and fucking treat everyday like a Saturday…

Good thing she didn’t get her dad’s Bells Palsy yet, but she may if she’s one of those altered humans beings that said “I don’t want my human DNA anymore, because I fear a cold virus altered in a lab with the HIV virus by evil authoritarian monsters that ruined my life for the last 2 years, or more….so I took their vaccine, it’s safe and effective, despite not being tested on humans yet, despite full fucking corruption, TOTALLY BRO”….

You know what I’m saying…I’ll stop now..

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2022

25

Feb

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I wonder if many girls out there identify as not being feminists, because if I was a girl, and I may be, I would never fall into that bullshit trap….I don’t need to feel empowered for fighting for equal rights, I’d be too busy fighting to find the richest dude I could to get knocked up by….you know you’re born with a pussy for a reason…LET dudes worship it…it’s our NUMBER one motivator..

So as these idiots decided to remove themselves from being the QUEENS of our existence, to become our equals, our bosses, or fellow voters…you know for INDEPENDENCE…

Since being a slave to a corporation for shitty pay is way better than being the head of your household, the center of the universe for your husband and kids..

You suckers got it all wrong, I mean women are easy to manipulate, trick and convince of insanity…but that shit is INSANITY…

To make it even better, they think being braless is a campaign that helps their cause…because MEN are obviously the ones who created bras to make ladies uncomfortable all dday…because MEN aren’t the ones trying to get girls out of their bras every hour of the day…

Oh wait, maybe they should grow out their body hair…THAT will show men who will jerk off to you anyway…DESEXUALIZE yourself, so you can WORK your day job, before eventually selling your nudes for easy money…because you’ve been scammed!

It’s all so dumb….how can you not laugh.

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2022

25

Feb

Christina Milian Lingerie of the Day

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You’d think Christina Milian would be too old for this shit, too rich for this shit…I mean she must be in her 50s by now, an after her one hit wonder, got knocked up at least twice, once with a huge music producer who handed her out credits on major songs – like Bieber songs….so not only is she on the child support diet, but she’s also a fucking earner on residuals…meaning THERE is no need for her to strip down for what I’ll ass is Rihanna’s brand…

She does it because she likes it…

We can assume that she’s not spreading her legs because of the whole mom of two in her 50s thing….but we’re ok staring at the tits…it’s probably the safer option at her age…anything could fall out of that thing.

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2022

25

Feb

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties aren’t just for PERIODS..

They are also for mixing up slutty selfies when you’ve done too many THONG pics or nude pics, as if that’s even possible…but you have to give the fans some diversity..

I consider the FULL BACK PANTY the girlfriend experience of panties, because most girls I’ve known over the years would have NEVER worn full back panties with someone they were going to fuck…they wouldn’t even wear them out in public in case they died and the coroner had to strip them down and see the full back panty…NOT WORTH THE RISK…

Maybe people have got lazier, more into sloppy sweat pant wearing girls who don’t give a fuck about being hot…it was a Pandemic…

Maybe they are just so desensitized that we’re moving backwards, where the more clothes a woman wears the hotter it is to these perverts who don’t realize how lucky they have it with all the nudes out there.

Maybe this is feminist agenda to get girls COMFORTABLE showing off being COMFORTABLE…like some voyeur, let me into your living room on PERIOD week, the week my generation pretended didn’t exist..as we’d find back-up pussy for that week…

Who knows, but I never discriminated against any panty…I like them all…the more soiled the better.

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2022

25

Feb

Kiernan Shipka Slutty of the Day

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Does anyone actually give a shit about Kiernan Shipka, the “New” Sabrina no one asked for, but I guess when CW got the rights to the Archie Comics they felt compelled to do a dark and mysterious version of Sabrina, totally shitting all over our girl Caroline Rhea and Melissa Joan Hart’s version…because the 90s were more uplifting and about family programming, wholesome an corny jokes and this generation is the RAW ANAL SEX version of that….you know and SHIPKA…your new Sabrina is just doing her part as a hired liar…or actress depending on how you feel about the whole acting thing…

In this selfie shoot, the actress no one gives a shit about is in lingerie…because if you put on lingerie maybe they will care…the MORE naked you get the more they care…RIGHT…

RIGHT….

That is precisely ALL it takes…born with tits, even little ones…and you’re good to go…the other shit is just NOISE.

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2022

25

Feb

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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The one think we can learn about fishnets, is that they are a far more humane way of catching fish than with giant barbed hooks…and by fish, I mean women, because I’m not one of those weird FISHERMEN who fuck their catch for the viral video…HEY MISTER FISH, LET ME PUT MY DICK IN YOUR STRUGGLING TO BREATHE IN THE AIR…FISH OUT OF WATER PORN…does that make you gay if you don’t know the FISH gender before sticking your dick in it…am I allowed to say FISHERMEN or should I say FISHERPEOPLE?

FUCK…

This clown world is confusing to navigate, I ONLY SPEAK IN MEME….

But yeah…the one thing we can learn from FISHNET is that if you’re in a pinch, you can whore yourself out pretty quick and for an affordable price…at your local drug store when getting yourself methadone before going out to TRICK your way into your next hit…

The accessible lingerie…a CLASSIC that is as hot today as it was in the 1800s…and here’s the proof.

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2022

25

Feb

The War in Ukraine’s Gone Nutty and Other TikThots of the Day

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Russian Troops and Ukraine Troops in the Dance Off….the most WOKE War Tactic yet…

Citizens Getting Armed…

No Bra!

Wait for It

Tube Top Titty Dance

Hey Four Eyes

Doing Chores

Dance

Big Cleavage

Boom Boom Compilation

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2022

25

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t really pay attention to the news, I think everything is fake, I am one of those….

Someone told me that I am a contrarian, like I just go against the grain by nature, maybe because I think I’m cooler than the masses, or maybe because the masses are fucking retards and if they’re into it, I know to run the fuck away….but I don’t like to think I default to go against the grain, but rather go against it because it makes no sense..

Either way, I don’t know shit about this war in Russia, but I know that I don’t trust celebs or the media….

So if they are pushing some “blue squares” for the Ukraine…or posting other political shit along with their smut….especially if they are a Jenner, Hadid, or Joy Behar…..

If they are pushing back against “Putin” who gives off pretty strong masculine energy and who apparently has strong Christian values, he takes Jesus very seriously….he is not a communist, he is a Christian….and that’s a good thing.

And if I’ve already decided that they are all satanists…who are bought….

Then organically, I am going to be suspicious…

I am not saying this isn’t a full conspiracy….I am not saying this is not a real war….Because I don’t know anything about that…

But I do know if they are telling us one thing, after my experience with the news and celebs, especially the last two years, I know it’s the wrong thing….

I mean Kendall Jenner posted all this “stand with Ukraine” bullshit, and if I know nothing about Ukraine, she knows less than I do, so some motherfucker’s telling her to post it, and we’ll assume that motherfucker is on the side of SATAN….

Trust your GUT….and hope there’s not Nuclear attack that flattens our existence to usher in the Reset they want…because you have to collapse the old to bring in the new….

But if there is a Nuclear attack, hope it hits the place where all these evil snakes reside….

The good news is…COVID IS OVER….for now…so thank PUTIN for that….and hope that he’s fighting off the NAZIs…like he says he is…

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Tinashe Performs
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