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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2022

Jan

Olivia Culpo Panties of the Day

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It’s funny to me that this sugar baby/influencer presents herself as fashion, when clearly this is softcore porno…

It reminds me of the 90s, when watching videos of her in her underwear pulling up pantyhose, which to an old timer like me who used to watch stolen Playboy produced videos for the record stores in order to jerk off to pretty similar content, seeing as they hardly showed pussy, maybe more tit, but essentially 80 percent of the clips with each model were in underwear…

Clearly, she understand the whole fake model influencer thing in her really expensive life, because doing something as simplistic as this is all she needs to do to get paid stupid amounts of money…and because she gets paid stupid amounts of money, she thinks this shit is innovative, art, or whatever, when really it’s pretty amateur…

The good news is lame or not, she’s in her underwear…and fake or not…she’s in her underwear…and I like that..because she could just as easily not be in her underwear, but getting as many views would be challenging…..so GO FOR THE CLICKBAIT…our boners need it…not that I get boners anymore…but you get what I mean…it’s not about me or my boner, it’s about your boners and not in a gay way….in a here’s a hot overrated NFL groupie who gets paid a lot of money because her audience buys what she’s selling…the TUPPERWEAR PARTY NEIGHBORHOOD QUEEN OF TODAY’S GENERATION…..

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2022

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Titty Dress of the Day

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Disney Kid Vanessa Hudgens is doing the Satanic hand signal for her fans because most won’t notice that she’s speaking to them through symbolism but the right people who she works for will be so proud of her for throwing in that symbolism….

I actually watched some Andrew Garfield movie last night called Beneath the Silver Lake or some shit…about a conspiracy theorist finding out that some secret societies live in tunnels in parts of LA and that they communicate with each other through symbolism in music and media….SEEMED pretty far fetched I know, but these movies are just here for entertainment, I know that could never happen…and companies who own the media like Disney would never be part of something so absurd…BUT imagine if they were…

Obviously, an actress brought up in the industry by a company like Disney, who invested huge into her wouldn’t be a Satanist, that’d be CRAZY…but imagine if she was…

Clearly the “Devil Horn” hand signal is just for jokes…LOLZ…all while her tits are out, not quite out enough, but a semi sheer dress is still a semi sheer dress and devil worshippers or not…we an appreciate the titty.

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2022

Jan

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titties make the world go round, even if it’s flat, you FLAT EARTHER FUCKS know what I am saying “IS SPACE EVEN REAL?”

But yeah, no matter how shit society tries to be, and sometimes it seems like society is trying really fucking hard to be shit, we can easily divert from that shitty and focus on something magical like TITS…

Luckily, humans are basically lemming retard fucks, so some of them are walking off cliffs in masses because their comfort in following the fucking leader when you’re a weak middle of the road waste of fucking space useless eater….so I guess we’re not all that lucky that humans are lemming retard fucks who play follow the leader in the worst way every day….

BUT we are lucky that girls follow other girls in slutty behavior…it’s like the ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE but for TITTY flashing…without the charity component but who needs charity when we the Viewers are the charity cases fucks who are in dire need of seeing MORE tit…

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2022

Jan

Lindsey Vonn Bikini of the Day

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I know ski sluts, I wouldn’t say that it’s a fetish, it’s just when you live in Canada a handful of girls you’ll meet along the way will be skiers, not all as accomplished or professional or iconic and record breaking as someone like Lindsey Vonn, but into skiing enough to hang out in the Ski Lodge in their long underwear, nipples hard from the cold…..and they all have that testosterone levels after a long day of building those quads…and having the apres ski gyrating pussy to get their fuck on…plus they have that high pain threshold, like Lindsey Vonn who has been injured most of her career and that pain threshold comes in handy when making amateur BLACK ON BLONDE porn…that she hasn’t made public, but I’d watch it if I could…not because I like her or think she’s hot, or even appreciate the thick thighs of a ski girl….but because I’m into watching anyone fuck, no matter how big the GAPE….

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2022

Jan

Madelaine Petsch Titty Top of the Day

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Since I’ve removed myself from society so fucking long ago and my interactions were with people who I hand picked, rather than just general idiots normal people are forced to be exposed to based on work, socializing, other bullshit…I had no idea how fucking dumb the general population is…

Now, I am not saying I am smart, if anything I am pretty fucking pathetic in and of my own right, but pathetic is a whole other conversation….we’re talking basic, independent thought, which may be part of the reason I am pathetic, seeing as people I would hope to be reaching with the site, are actually drooling on themselves waiting to see celeb tits I don’t post enough of, so they go elsewhere…

That’s not to say this is high brow content, or that my captions are even worth reading, it’s just to say if I knew how dumb society as a whole was…I would have kept it simple “TITS”….or “ASS”….you know one worded not even one line cuz I suck at one liners…

Anyway, Riverdale, where this girl is the HOT ONE, was an eye opener for me that people don’t pay attention to shows, because they went ROGUE with their storyline and it got weird, and not in a good way, but in a collage of bad ideas thrown together to not make sense…and yet people were still INTO the show….how could that be you ask, because they are dumb and don’t know better…LOOK around you…the DUMBOS are everywhere…

Well, Cheryl Blossom is the hottest the hot show that makes no sense and that is unwatchable like they are fucking with all of our minds…and she’s got a titty top on which I am into….we call her SOUTH AFRICAN VARIANT GINGER HAIR PUSSY…but she’s really just a rich kid from the PACIFIC NORTHWEST…not that it matters…NOTHING matters in a world run by DUMBOS…

In conclusion, I saw that The CW is being sold off by WARNER and VIACOM ending their JOINT VENTURE because even with shit like RIVERDALE getting a lot of hype, that shit makes no money…FOR A GOOD REASON….CHERYL BLOSSOM TITTIES can’t save a network…but they can probably save some poor bastards soul if they TITTY FUCK him right….YOU will not be that poor bastard and either will eye…so let’s move onto other bitches we can’t fuck.

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2022

Jan

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Winter is here so this is some metaverse get into vacation mode without leaving your fucking house because you’re a pathetic loser like me and figure that passively waiting to die in the comfort of our own walls is more exciting and fulfilling than actually getting out there and finding real life girls with real life tanlines from the real life sun….that’s crazy….

I mean why get a tan from the sun, like nature intended, even though they tell us that the sun causes cancer, that seems weird considering it’s the source of life for all living creatures, but OK….we’ll just get our tanlines from girls who lather made in a lab chemicals to stain their skin for the same effect, but you know, without the whole NATURE or being OUTDOORS headache….

Man, they really think of everything to increase our quality of life in the PODS…

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2022

Jan

Babe of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Remove Mannequin Heads to Respect Local Laws

Morning Stretch

Australia is Mental…

Squishy Challenge

No Bra Challenge

Wanna See Something Cool?

Innocent Face but the Body Says Otherwise

No Bra Challenge

Another No Bra Challenge

Does this kind of propaganda work?

Shopping in SF

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2022

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The world’s gone mad…I don’t know if there’s much hope for it…but sitting passively like waiting ducks is always a great strategy….because you know when you do nothing and don’t bother preparing for the worst…THINGS always go back to normal….don’t they.

It is pretty funny that back in the day the flat earther conspiracy theorists were the ones wearing the tin foil hats, you know because even then they knew there was emf radiation being weaponized against us….I was a stockboy at a pharmacy, which was a pretty dehumanizing job as I’ve mentioned before, because the hot girls would ask for enemas and other embarrassing shit, because they didn’t see you as a peer, or as someone they’d fuck, but rather part of the fucking store….

Anyway, when I was a stockboy, some nutjob came in with lead vests she stole from a Dentist office and I chatted her up, because I like the weirdos and thought “she’s got a point”….this was mid 90s….because evil existed then like it does now…just so you know…

Now the conspiracy theorists are the “fuck that noise”, not participating in the bullshit, calling out the people who are for being dumb and incapable of reading medical stats for themselves to see the virus is overhyped and the lockdowns and vaccines/vaccine passports don’t work…..

It is the “normies” who are triple jabbed, double masked, hiding behind the face shields while hiding inside like it is a bunker….washing groceries, scared of fresh air and other people, even their family….some people spent Christmas on ZOOM and liked it….some people haven’t introduced their KIDS who are now 2 years old to their Parents….and they call the “who gives a shit, we’re all going to die, let’s live” the nutjobs….because they just want to live, even if it means dying because spoiler alert…we’re all going to die so stop being fucking scared…

It’s all pretty hilarious, despite the whole end of the world aspect to it….

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2022

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just some wild and crazy story that the VACCINATED single ladies are now LYING about their VACCINE status because apparently the dating scene singles them out as NON HUMAN INFERTILE FUCKS…since no straight dudes got the vaccine…that shit’s for trannies and homos….right?

Real men don’t do vaccines, the definition of vaccines is “you’re a pussy”…and real men don’t fuck with being REAL pussies…we don’t need that nonbot shit burning off our already necrosis weinstein dicks…

I get the whole can’t be friends, or even have a conversation with someone who fell for the vaccine, that’s just a giant L for “LAME FUCKING PUSSY ASS BITCH MOTHERFUCKER WHO DOESN’T HAVE A FUCKING BRAIN OF HIS OWN”…on his forehead…but then again, I know that people were FORCED into it so it’s not entirely their fault for being DUMB or FORCED into it, I have some sympathy…but if you’re still a pro-vaccine freak…you have got to go, or that shit has gone to your brain and is sending you signals through the nano bots you NON HUMANS….

BUT all people are the victims here….the system doesn’t give a fuck about our freedoms, so we should collectively put differences aside and circle jerk our way into FREEDOM….so let’s not DEHUMANIZE each other…even if one group are no longer humans!! WE are in this togethr…

However, UNVACCINATED chicks are the hotness…and now that vaccinated girls are pretending to not be vaccinated because they know the pussy is better when it’s human, WE DON’T FUCK WITH INTERSPECIES SHIT….that’s beastiality….you know that the narrative is collapsing, the regrets will be deep and the PTSD will finally be for something worth being post traumatically stressed about…instead of shit like “bad sex when drunk when in college”….or “people called me fat in high school because I was fat”….that’s not TRAUMA you soft, doughy, VICTIM fuck.

FIND YOUR TRIBE

BE MAD…

STAND UP FOR YOUR FREEDOMS

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Gal Gadot Says What We Were All Thinking!
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Watch Olivia Culpo Get Dressed
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Izabel Goulart Hot Tanlines!
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Bikini Looking Good….
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Olivia Wilde Cameltoe Fitness Gear!
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Homophobic people are ugly, says Cardi B
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Dresses So Tight It’s Hard to Breathe!
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Aaron Rodgers Calls Writer Who Said He Won’t Vote for Him for MVP a Bum
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7 Deadliest Snipers
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10 Videos Of Convicts Freaking Out After Being Sentenced To Prison
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Fraggle Rock is Coming Again
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Cool Camper Van
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How Girls Prank Each Other Vs Boys
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Hockey Fan Spots Suspicious Mole On NHL Staffer, Ends Up Saving His Life!
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‘Anchorman’ actor arrest for DUI and hit and run
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Victoria Justice Flashing Cleavage
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Grace Carter See Through
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Fail….
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Adriana Lima Does Vogue Arabia!
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A.J. Brown Makes it Clear That He Doesn’t Care About Your Fantasy Team
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Longboarders vs Cyclist…..
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Car Crash Caught On A GoPro!
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The Weeknd is asking $22.5m for LA penthouse
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Matrix Nerf Gun.
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Who Wore it Better: Halsey or Kaili Thorne?
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Formula 1 Driver Lando Norris Goes Instagram Official With a Smoking Hot Portuguese Model
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Lingerie Model in Paris….
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Jeep Wrangler Gets Saved By Its Crash Bar From A Runaway Tyre
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Angry Farmer Goes Ballistic On A Vegan
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Chris Evans to play Gene Kelly in upcoming film
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Video Footage of Titans LB Bud Dupree’s Alleged Altercation With a Walgreens Employee Has Surfaced
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Naked Model Nude on the Beach….
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The Richest Kid In The World!
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Dangerous Moments Of Driving Trucks And Other Heavy Vehicles!
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Shoplifter Gets Left Behind And Arrested When Her Getaway Vehicle Escaped!
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Kicked Out Passenger Insults Uber Driver By Calling Him Gay
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Coach K Had to Teach an Opposing Player a Lesson
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Yoga Model in Greece Naked
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Steven Seagal Shows Off His Aikido Skills At Saratov Sambo Tournament
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Golden Retriever Doesn’t Want To Go Down Escalator, Gets Carried!
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Professional Dancer Cara Ellis is Really Good at Creating a Scene!
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Invicta FC Fighter Yaya Rinco?n Shared Some Good News About Her OnlyFans
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Doc Martens Ready for Winter!
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Theodora Richards Tits Out
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Taylor Hill in Leggings
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Sylvie Meis Hot in Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hot in Bikini
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Gal Gadot in Photoshoot
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Gigi Hadid on Trapeze
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Kanye’s New Girlfriend in Leather Pants
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Some Bitch Named Federica Pellegrini in a Fashion Shoot
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Whore Finds Dick in Nature – Gets Excited
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Birthing Babies from her Ass
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5 Acts that Make you a whore
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25 People having a Shitty Day
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2 Girls Posing Together
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2022

Jan

Bella Thorne Nipple Ring of the Day

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Is your most important life achievement making a girl squirt, not realizing she just peed on you, so your adonis don juan lover ego a little overinflated, maybe you overshot it a bit, since motherfucker you just got peed on….

Well, Bella Thorne has the vibe that she gets peed on ALL the time by her porno friends, because that’s what the young folk are into and she is the cultural leader of the future generation…bred by Disney…molested her entire youth…now addicted to all things sex…text book really…but I don’t care what makes the girl an exhibitionist with her tits out, I just like the tits out…and if this one can do it while making that mainstream money…and that ONLYFANS porn money…she’s actually mastered that coveted grey market area we’ve all wanted since the dawn of time cuz when you are flagged porn, there’s no getting out…but when you are mainstream into porn…you can stay mainstream….making her a fucking hero…

Is she the person behind her hustle, is this corporate interest gaming the audience, who fucking knows….or cares…she’s got tits and I like tits.