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2021

28

Dec

Charlotte Lawrence Bikini of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence is the vagina that Ted Lasso built…or I guess that Caroline in the City created, no wait that’s the other bitch Zoey Deutch, this one’s straight from the loins of Kate from Drew Carrey and the guy who created Ted Lasso which I refuse to ever watch because that Sudeikis dude is the fucking worst and I have no idea how people can handle watching him in the movies, yet clearly they like watching him in the movies, because he gets paid a lot to play himself in everything he does…NOT THAT IT MATTERS.

What matters is that thanks to the success of the Ted Lasso producer, who also produced SCRUBS, which was a pretty huge fucking show and made them all very fucking rich…coupled with the money his wife Kate from Drew Carey has made…their young daughter can spend her days being a typical young person…half naked on the internet while pretending to be an artist, or something of substance, when really just into the validation from the creepers clicking “LIKE AND FOLLOW”….

She’s skinny, she’s hot, so it could be worse…it could be a fat chick trying to pull this off, because fat chicks who get half naked for attention do exist and they don’t look like this…and you’d think fat chicks with rich parents who finance their rich lives so hard they don’t realize they are vile pigs doing hot girl things…so when hot girls do it…it makes it more tolerable for a spectator with nothing better to do than this nonsense…

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2021

28

Dec

Shay Mitchell Bikini of the Day

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Canada’s hometown hottie Shay Mitchell, the new mom with those new mom titties, is struggling her way through a Canadian winner in a mom bikini…whole her hired porter paddles her through the arctic weather….on their hunt for seal meat and maple syrup…before they build out their luxury igloo because when you’re rich before you even became an actress thanks to your enterprising parents which is why you’re an actress..your Igloo doesn’t MELT like the rest of them….that shit is lined in GOLD….and so is her LABIA according to an inside source who was present in the delivery room.

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2021

28

Dec

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Some people would argue that pants too tight are not worth wearing because they don’t hide anything…yet no one is walking around nude…what’s up with that….since they
might as well be nude…but that would be SLUTTY an you can’t have that…

I would argue, or mud wrestle, since it is more fun than arguing, MUD WRESTLING is the cure to ALL things…WE need politicians to mud wrestle, or the VAX and the UNVAXX, the woke and the UNWOKE, the ANTI-FASCISTS and the other Anti-Fascists who both think are FASCIST….MUD WRESTLE out the differencs.

I’d mud wrestle you that eventually pants worn in public will be ass-less, crotchless, to show the people the goods while keeping the legs warm…you know CHAPS….easy access or to LET everyone know your pronouns without them having to ask….because it will start with a trans dude exposing his dick….

But I’m a romantic, a man into modesty, so I prefer seeing full cunt and anus on peopl I don’t know through their pants, it’s aspirational, something to work towards…rather than LABIA everywhere…but I may update this post when I start seeing cunt in public and love it in ways I never expected…but until then…KEEP it in your tight pants, you’re practically nude anyway….which I guess is my argument I’d use to get them out of the tight pants in the first place.

I confuse myself.

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2021

28

Dec

Pia Mia Bikini Tits of the Day

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Pia Mia Perez has gone back to GUAM to show off her new face to all her friends and family, because that’s what happens when you leave for the mainland, become an OnlyFans girl, and buy into that whole instagram Kardashian look of MUPPET FACE…

Just think of all the people who hit their Christmas dinner confusing their small town family members with whatever the fuck they did in the big city when learning how to fit in and live the dreams of low level sex work…

Selling nudes to fans, sugar baby-ing, you know all that fun soulless demonic work in exchange for stupid amounts of money….only for your Uncle to say “hot tits, but I thought you were a dude”….

Obviously not in Pia Mia’s case, unless she was born a dude, if you’ve been to Southeast Asia you may be more skeptical of her origin story…

I just mean in general…Christmas after a pandemic will involve a lot of dinners with newly minted chicks that were once dudes…

INDOCTRINATION IS REAL…

What a world…

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2021

28

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are wonderful, manageable, and despite getting less views on social media, because big tits are better performers…you know the big tits get the stage show with the spotlight on them…while the small tits are the understudy who may never quite make it but that doesn’t mean they aren’t as talented…they are just harder to see from the balcony seats….the tiny tits are the benchwarmers…the big tits the star and the tiny tits sometimes think that big tits will make them better…forgetting that big tits sag the fuck out, nipples to the stomach, oftentimes gross, unmanageable and sloppy…while the tiny tits have LONGEVITY.

I guess that makes no sense, but we’re talking tiny tits being statistically hotter than big tits, but good big tits, the rare breed of tit, makes girls think their tiny tits have less value…and that’s not true…they’re hot…this is proof.

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2021

28

Dec

Yoga Pose and Other Videos of the Day

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Talent

Some of the goodies from LIBS OF TIKTOK to remind you that we live in an alternate universe, or they do…

Remember – the internet – or the bitches on the internet are a fucking lie…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2021

28

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s funny to see the new trend of these blue hair genderless freaks bragging about their abortions, making anniversary rituals or celebrations around their abortions, like their abortion is Christmas…thanks to them being Godless and empty shells…

They are out there live-streaming their abortions, bragging as they drip down their legs, like it is social media clout…because if you’re in the wrong corners of social media, which is unfortunately since this is seen as the right side of the conversation to the masses.

It’s a look how liberal I am…I am empowered enough to get knocked up by a stranger from tinder because I am a feminist and empowered enough to abort it…feminism…..or woke shit…I don’t know but these same people campaign against Christians like they are the bigots…or small minded….or hicks…because they’re just brainwashed…which is funny since Christians are by definition good people…since being good is basically the whole point.

I guess that’s why my brand of comedy doesn’t work in this world because I would make fun of abortions being the best contraception for the moralless whore…and run with that whole thing but now that’s what everyone doing it’s not a funny joke…it’s just life…

The degenerates are everyone, making the old timey degenerates the ones with a high moral compass and it’s weird….but here are some stepLINKS….from VACATION mode.

DEMONS WALK AMONGST US!

Tana Mongeau Does Christmas
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Heidi Klum is a Nudist
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Kelly Kelly Shows Her Flexibility
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It’s a Braless Kind of Day
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Tom Brady promises to go crazy again if he wins Super Bowl
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Sommer Ray Wears her Year in Review
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Shares the First Look at Rookie Katie Austin
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Malu Trevejo Works on Her Tan!
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The Most Popular Google Searches of 2021
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Athlete Disguised as Old Man Pranks People
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What Happens When Firecrackers Go Off in Your Hand…DEMO
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The Most Liked IG Posts of 2021
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NUDES –

BUSTY BLONDE
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Squishy Tits in a Weird Outfit
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PAWG SHOWING OFF
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CAM SLUTS ARE THE BEST SLUTS
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2021

27

Dec

Anya Taylor-Joy Bikini of the Day

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Here’s some Anya Taylor Joy in a bikini doing some sort of bikini run or walk for her social media…

For some reason she is considered the next big thing in Hollywood according to her being invited to the GETTY wedding….making one wonder if she was created in a cloning lab in their basement…you know CONSPIRACIES….

I think all these idiots are boring and a reminder that HOLLYWOOD is fucking dead and that in 2022 they will go back to not being WOKE idiots trying to please everything, and become the “cancel us, it’s funny” like they used to be…because the WOKE has gone too far, everyone knows it, except the woke, and we can hope these bought propagandist make shit less uptight and more fun because they are single handedly ruining the fucking world…

Not Anya Taylor Joy, she’s just one of their puppets…but a reminder of an industry that may fucking die if they don’t grow a pair of fucking balls…and become the toxic and ignorant people they are even when they are woke…because woke for the most part is fucking ignorant…NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND you “HAPPY KWANZAA” wishing white TV shows who don’t realize KWANZAA was made up in the 60s and a not a real holiday, yet I saw Happy Kwanzaa more than Merry Christmas from idiot people this year….

Oh right…Anya Joy – bikinis.

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2021

27

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I don’t live in a state of fear because I am totally fine with the whole idea of dying and realize that at my level of unhealthy, I can die of anything at any given time, and I’m surprised I’m still here…

I should have probably been run over, in a drunk driving accident, heart attacks, strokes, overdoses, AIDS, diabetes herpes dick like Weinstein, etc at least a few times by now, so the hypochondriac bullshit doesn’t really make sense to me…especially when I’m in Starbucks looking for moms breastfeeding as I do…only to see the dining area is closed off to everyone…but the area the dining room once was before COVID is full of 40-50 people on each other’s dicks waiting for their Lattes…but they are safe…you know MASKS…or some shit…

The point is…COVID may be real, but it’s overhyped and people are scared fucking shitless, and in this new era of everyone is fucking mental, filling up hospitals from their paranoia not their actual sickness, giving numbers to manipulate to push more vaccines, while people working in medical get fired for not having vaccines, only to be asked back now that the vaccinated people are all getting sick, because this is clown world…is a good enough reason to support the sex working medical workers…

Fuck the system, make your own opportunities, SELL nudes, maximize on SUPPORT OUR HEALTHCARE heroes and give me the only thing I want out of the medical system, except hard drugs…and a canister of laughing gas…NITROUS FOR LIFE….the tits behind the scrubs….GIVE ME THE TITS BEhiND THE SCRUBS…

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2021

27

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

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Not all MILFs created equally…

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