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2022

19

Jan

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

I guess I should have posted my MORNING HANGOVER DUMP rant about frozen pussy lips looking like an ARCTIC Adventure’s frozen snot covered beards after spending too much time in the cold here.

It would have probably made more sense that my wet pussy getting frozen was on my weekly wet panty selfie post, you know because girls who have wet pussy, for whatever fucking reason, hell, we don’t even know if they spray water on them pre-shoot to give the illusion of the wet pussy, since this is all a bullshit simulation and nothing is real, we can assume that only 5-10 percent of the wet spots are from nympho chicks who can’t cum enough in a given day, so they just sit there dripping as the tingle in between their legs terrorize them…

I don’t know about you, but I have met at least two nympho girls, not nympho enough to fuck me, but nympho enough to always be crossing legs, rubbing themselves, pressing up against corners…you know the type….

I prefer knowing the cause of the WET SPOT…IT IS NOT THE DESTINATION, IT IS THE JOURNEY….but whatever, I take what I can get…and you should too…

The fact that we live in a society where this many girls post their wet panties in a week…to the internet publicly…is pretty wild….

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2022

19

Jan

The Most Miserable Guinness Record Ever and Other Videos of the Day

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Braless and Wrapped up

Girl Does Post Workout Dance

This Girl Only Films Herself Swimming Underwater

Booty Girl…

What a Weird Fucking World

Fishing in the Bahamas with Luiza

Bikini Content

Just Some Girls Dancing….

TikTok Content

The Titties of TikTok

Another dumb dance

The No Bra Challenge You Didn’t Want..

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2022

19

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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When walking outside in the freezing fucking cold, like I did last night, I can’t help but wonder if the ladies in leggings walking by me have frozen cunts…

You know, does their body temperature keep the pussy lips from freezing…

Or do they look like a bearded arctic adventurer crawling out of a cloning factory in Antarctica’s middle earth portal, all snot and spit frozen to their fucking beard thanks to exposure to the elements, but the vagina version…

It was so cold…did a wet pussy become an icy cool treat….SLUSHY.

I would have asked the ladies, but they were in their 80s and I was having a hard time keeping up….yes…I am what you would call….modern day fit…which is not fit at all…

Here are some stepLINKS, or as I like to call them, icy cool pussy trips…

IG Model Lindsey Blake Risks Frostbite to Keep Up Her Notoriety!
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Nasty Amy Schumer’s Bathing Suit Pic to Show Off her Lip while Still being a Fat Pig…AWESOME
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Dak Prescott apologizes for supporting Cowboys fans who threw trash at referees
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Of all the places to stand for a picture – in front of a Piñata is not a wise choice.
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Jenna Berman Isn’t Sleeping on Herself
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Black & White Bodysuit!
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Having The Most Awkward Conversations On The Escalator Prank!
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Meet The Longest Backyard Railroad Trestle And The Man Who Created It!
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Airplanes Going Haywire And Doing Crazy Things!
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Deebo Samuels Of The 49ers Has An Incredible Interview With Young Reporter
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Deaf Man Sheds Tears When Neighbour Learns Sign Language For Him
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2022

18

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Are you a dirty fucking hippie fighting for your freedom…or whining to get your freedoms back because you don’t see how amazing life can be when you can be policed…living in a policed state…being watched in everything you do at all times of the day…like your own reality show you don’t get paid for..

YOU FUCKING HIPPIES CRYING FOR YOUR FREEDOMS…

I don’t really follow the COVID hype in the media at all, I find it painfully boring, but it’s funny to see all these people who went along with everything finally start resisting, realizing that the ANTI VAXXER conspiracy theorists had a point, and doing what they are told is some lame ass shit…

I mean there was a time when people were actually edgy, fucked the system, fought the system, questioned the system…you know it was a trend, like being a complicit cuck is a trend, thanks to a lack of testosterone….or whatever the trends are these days…that I hope blow over..because these are the most depraved times on the internet but also the most boring times….because the internet fucking sucks….except for these stepLINKS…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Sydney Sweeney’s Pregnancy on Euphoria
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Emma Matia aka Thug Panda Will See You in Your Dreams
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Bruna Lirio Brings Beauty to The Beach!
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Vanessa Hudgens POKIES!
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Brie Larson Shows Legs
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Kim Kardashian Hit the beach in a Bikini
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Browns DT Malik McDowell Arrested Naked in Florida
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Black & White Bodysuit!
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Daniel Radcliffe to Play Weird Al Yankovic in Biopic
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Taking the Iron out of Cereal
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Woman Gets Pushed in front of Train
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Playing Fetch with a Gator
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Raiders staff found out Mike Mayock was fired via Twitter
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Ava Max in a Sheer Top
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10 Ways You are Most Likely to Die in the USA
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Jamie Lynn Spears Keeps Running Over Her Cats
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Jamie Lynn Spears ditches book tour after public feud with Britney Spears
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Megan Fox Brings the Sex
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Paige VanZant Says She has a Sex TApe
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Olivia Ponton – Braless
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Britney Apparently Apologized to her Sister
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Tsunami Waves in Santa Cruz
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Lava in the Ocean
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Unintentional Bike Stunt
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Larsa Pippen Nip Slip for the Paparazzi
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Everything You Need to Know About Eunochs
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Playboy Model Says She’s Too Hot to Find Love
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The SNL Urkel Reboot
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Removing A Lot of Snow
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Dude Attempts to Hide his Stash
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Charlie Chaplin’s Moonwalk
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Luxury Pool
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J.Lo in Chain Mail
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This Fight Between Eagles and Bucs Fans Puts the Wild in Wild Card Weekend
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How Girls Park Cars Vs how Boys Park Cars
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Drone Footage of the Cincinnati Bengals
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Neymar Goes Public With Stunning New Girlfriend Bruna Biancardi
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TikToker Shannen Michaela Shows Us How Important Stretching Is!
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Scarlett Bordeaux on the Cover
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Model Ludovica in the Grass Topless
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Hot Helena Christensen Takes Ice Plunge
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Katie Cassidy Nude but Covered in Paint for David Cassidy
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Rita Ora in a Weird Beach Shoot
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Sami Hanratty’s Topless Shoot
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Rumer Willis in a Weird Attention Seeking Outfit
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Ana de Armas ass in Pants
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Clara and Ester-Rose McGregor (WHO) Being Slutty!
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Farrah Abraham Getting Arrested
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Lucy Hale in Tight Leggings
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Addison Rae in a Bra Top
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Nicola Peltz on the Streets of NYC
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Britney Spears riving
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Rihanna Lingerie Shoot
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NUDES IN THE MOVIES
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From stepSMUT!!

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Ass Licker…
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Shoplifting with her Pussy” rel=”nofollow noopener” target=”_blank”>CLICK HERE
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Toy Time
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Taco Tuesday
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Big Booty Gallery
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Clear Dildo…
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Beach Tits are Awesome
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Moisturizing the Booty
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Flexible Girl on Wheels is TRAPPED
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Dildo In…
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19 People Having a Shitty Day
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Really GREAT ass
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Squirting
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Hot Nude Model Posing
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The Gardener
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Animals Hate Us
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Creamy With a Chance of Squirt…
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Precious Milann Booty
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Girls Taking Shots
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Greek Goddess Bald Pussy Shoot
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Body Reveal
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Naked Alisa
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Beachy Asshole
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Sierra Skye on the Catwalk Throwback
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3 Girls Get Down
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Old Lady and her Pussy
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Cold Black Heart
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Russian Girl Masturbates
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Toy in Her Ass
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This is Sort of Fucked Up
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Dick Sucker in Costume
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Bikini FIshing!
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Big Booty Shake
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Hot Busty Reddit Girl
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Feet Time
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Boobs on Glass
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Dick in Girl
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Big Titty Waitress
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Titty Show
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Big Titty Baking Fuck
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Pussy Reveal
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FIRE CROTCH
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Dildo from the Right Angle
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Outdoor Romance
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Pussy Reveal
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Fishnet Dildo Fuck
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Solid Dildo Time
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2022

18

Jan

Kate Bosworth Bikini on a Horse of the Day

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Kate Bosworth in a bikini may be the TOP post for the day, because I’ve been a consistent Kate Bosworth fan for as long as I’ve been doing this site, and I don’t care that she’s old as shit, watching her do inappropriate pussy rubbing on horseback, is the kind of cowboying that you can jerk off to, even without being some kind of EQUUIS FETISHIST….because they exist, so many girls on REDDIT use horse cock dildos and that doesn’t speak to my more innocent straddling a beautiful horse in a bikini fetish…

I know Bosworth is old, I know she’s not all that famous, her career has been a giant whatever, but she’s maintained, held up against the test of time, looks fit, looks hot and even as she nears menopause, because I’ve realized this site is more a MENOPAUSE WATCHING site….than some POP CULTURE news site…we just post the same old bitches getting older…and sometimes…like in this case..that’s fucking perfect.

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2022

18

Jan

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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TRUST THE FUCKING SCIENCE BRO..

SQUARE, BOXY, ROUND, HIP-LESS ladies aren’t SCIENTIFICALLY as hot as girls with a waist to hip ratio of a certain ratio…

These are girls trying to defy science, or prove science right, by saying “THIS IS MY RATIO WOULD YOU STILL FUCK ME”…and the answer is YES…only SCIENTIFICALLY you aren’t as hot as you think you are…or maybe you are…what’s your ratio…let us know…through photos…

I don’t know about you, but it’s nice to know that you have the scientific upper hand where you can throw science in a girl who thinks she’s hotter than she is DESPITE what science says and WE all know that SCIENCE is our ruler…now that it is a GODLESS society….so use this SCIENTIFIC knowledge to SHAME the girls in your life who don’t have the golden ratio..that is what it is there for…

MATH + SCIENCE = Success.

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2022

18

Jan

Josie Canseco Bikini of the Day

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Josie Canseco, whatever the fuck seco means, but apparently she can also pose in a skimpy bikini showing her ass…

The daughter of a HOOTERS waitress with a dream of being knocked up by a pro athlete because in her era of pre-internet, hooters was the way to sugar baby your way into a getting cummed inside by some rich as shit Cuban import who hit balls with STEROID FORCE….you know to live that rich fucking dream, where you can raise your kids with everything they ever wanted, so they too can be whores in their own way, just not for the money, cuz momma pussy got that covered.

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2022

18

Jan

Madonna Sort of Pussy Flash of the Day

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Madonna’s pussy is one those things that you probably don’t really want to see, or maybe you’ve already seen it, in her 60 year career, there have been ample opportunity, but I can’t specifically remember seeing her actual labia, all dried out and looking like a callused foot on a diabetic man, which I would assume is what her pussy looked like for the last 60 years, you know like when you leave a ham sandwich on the counter for a few months and you’re left with what looks like bacon…but the pussy version….

YES…I am a pussy shamer…

The kind of guy who points and laughs at vaginas that look gross, especially when on celebrities that have made millions off our backs…because without us, there is not them…in theory, but not in practice, since the system is rigged and we are insignificant, they are the chosen ones and from their perspective, without THEM there is no US..

The point of the story is, Madonna’s pussy was probably nasty in the 80s, so it is nastier now, but that’s just how you make it in America at the level she’s made it.

The other point of the story is that Madonna and her satanic witchcraft, baby fetal cell eating, coupled with fucked up surgeries that make her look like a bloated, doughy, freakish sex doll you found in the trash, brought home, and had to deal with it haunting you because it was possessed…CHUCKY THE SEX DOLL YEARS….

She terrifies me…and realize that there is no pussy exposed, but we thank that panty barrier for protecting us from the toxins, pollutants, noxious gases, ROT…but is the panty strong enough…I doubt it…DO YOUR BEST panty…sacrificing himself, making direct skin on skin contact with the demon puss.

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Posted in:Madonna|Madonna

2022

18

Jan

Bella Hadid Ass of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about Bella Hadid. I don’t think she’s hot. I don’t think she’s a top model. She’s more of a viral meme that happened to get picked up by high fashion because she is rich, her dad probably spent millions shopping at the brands who she does promo modeling for.

As an ugly she puts the work in…that isn’t really work…but the ugly one always try harder…

Then there is the trend for the hot chicks of instagram selling nudes on Only Fans, but when you are at the top of the food chain, you can just show your asshole behind thong for free, for the fans, for good times, for the thrills, the way it was supposed to be before girls willingly decided to sell nudes!

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2022

18

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants, like teen romance, can give you a horrible set of blue balls when you’re in the grocery store long enough and have seen enough tight pants to finally get you hard…if you try hard enough…not that I still get hard, or even have balls, but I’m not your regular horny motherfucker who can’t contain himself, but I am a pervert who likes to stare at the asshole gape through a pair of fitness gear…ATHLEISURE if you will, because even if these ladies in their tight pants pretend they are just on trend, following trends, or being a trend….EVERYONE IS DOING IT so it’s not slutty…I can still see just how blown out their cunts are…and while doing menial shit like loitering at a grocery store since bars are closed…it’s an enlightening, maybe even spiritual experience…but only because I know a time when women wore skirts, or thick jeans, or dress pants that weren’t tight…and you couldn’t see their gaping assholes in those and it left WAY too much margin of error for my imagination…I prefer things being laid out, painted explicitly for me…I’m autistic like that….

Here are some tight pants..

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