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2021

22

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t talk to vaccianated people because they are compromised, that shit is clearly in the brains and telling them what to do, because they all use the same half moron logic in all this…as they sit their on their knees begging for the people who make the rules to throat fucking them until they die….ROMANTIC.

AND THEY SAY ROMANCE IS DEAD……

I am a firm believer these useless eaters are on the wrong side of history, they blindly did some dumb shit to themselves for some dumb reasons, that I guess involve SHOWING off to their social media friends….DOPAMINE RELEASE FROM THINKING THEY ARE BETTER PEOPLE THAN THEY ARE….

It’s not their fault that they aren’t aware it’s a satanic war on humanity….but it is their fault that they aren’t waking up in these new bullshit lockdown measures…that MAKE NO SENSE…

The funniest thing about this is that people are SO eager to catch COVID, I’ve seen so many positive tests posted to SOCIAL media…the NEW virtual signalling or VIRAL MEME is your POSITIVE covid test…LIKE THEY NEED IT TO EXIST ON SOCIAL MEDIA…weird..

So people are lined up for a COVID test, they are selling them on the grey market even, they CAN’T FILL the demand….

I don’t know why the mass brainwashing works so well, but it works REALLY fucking well…

I guess that’s just narcissism, people want that attention, ALL EYES ON ME, poor me….I am convinced that even some parents out there secretly want their kids to die of COVID or the SHOTS so that they can MILK it for attention.

We are a sick SPECIES….even without pandemics…

It will be interesting to see if anyone reaches that breaking point where they decide “THIS SHIT IS ENOUGH”….

Not that intresting…since all this shit’s boring…

It’s CHRISTMAS…where are the DRUNK CHRISTMAS PARTY tits…oh right…on ZOOM….now that fucking your coworkers means jerking off to them on ZOOM because you don’t see each other in person….

GARBAGE life for ALL…you gang of dumbos…

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2021

22

Dec

Sophie Mudd Fat Tits of the Day

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I did a quick GOOGLE search for SOPHIE MUDD and apparently, this site, that writes about her at least once a week, is in position number 88 on GOOGLE when you search her, which for the record is basically the bottom of the barrel where I want to be…HARDER TO FIND you know….

But the first question, you know google has that feature to brainwash you with their AI called “People Also Ask”….since googling is really having a conversation more meaningful than any you’d have in this world because everyone is scared of you….

That first question is “why is Sophie Mudd so popular”….which I guess these pictures answer for themselves…THE TITS bro…these are exceptional, substantial, massive, even intimidating and awkward…probably uncomfortable by hypnotic and we all want them in our face…

I’ve heard she’s a rich kid, who probably doesn’t need to be doing this, but when built like this, could you really be doing anything BUT this…

I don’t know much about Sophie Mudd, but I am sure she’s a wonderful creature based on her tits alone…because even if she’s a shitty person on all levels…the tits are a good way to ignore all that….NOTHING BUT UPSIDE with these motherfuckers strapped to your chest like armor designed to put the enemy in a trance before killing them….THEY ARE HUGE.

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2021

22

Dec

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I wouldn’t say that I am the object of fucking health and wellness, this is hardly a blog about getting GAINS or 6-pack abs or other shit that fat fucks shouldn’t have an opinion on…I’m just here for the tits…

But I will say that 90 percent of the people I know who got the experimental shot, who are scared shitless of COVID, who don’t know any of the actual data, who want more lockdowns because being a sub to the people at the top is their fetish….are not into health and wellness.

I am sure you’ve seen the memes of all the MONSTER health officials around the world who all look like they are demons about to die or eat your babies….convincing me that this is an ALIEN invasion….because they aren’t human or if they were once human…their brains aren’t anymore….

I am also sure you’ve seen fat fuck memes of fat girls after their shot advocating for health…

Then there’s the memes about fast food being essential, gyms being non essential, coupled with historic industrialization of foods people think are healthy, but actually make them sick….

IF THEY CARED ABOUT YOUR HEALTH…they’d give everyone vitamins, good foods, and gym access…but that’s not what they do…because they don’t care about health…

It is well documented at this point that fat kills, even with COVID, fat people fall harder than the non fat, so if you’re not taking care of your health, working out, eating well, while ADVOCATING people follow rules that don’t make sense like MASKS, SOCIAL DISTANCING, CURFEWS and LOCKDOWNS, VACCINE PASSPORTS, etc….than you’re a piece of shit…

If you’re not taking care of your health, working out, eating well while NOT caring about dying of COVID, then at least look at fit bitches doing it, to feel part of the SOLUTION not the problem…

Fitness is for overly ambitious people, I get it….BUT THAT doesn’t mean we can’t stare at their tits…..while ignoring WALMART looking white girls in XXXL spandex trying to tell us how to live, when clearly their lives are fucking miserable…

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2021

22

Dec

Lottie Moss Cleavage of the Day

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Lottie Moss is a nice reminder of whoever your sister or half sister may be…she can be Royalty, a top model, a huge celebrity, rich as shit, connected as shit….SHE can’t take away your ability to buy fake tits, fill your face to become an instagram looking clown, that you can use to sell nudes to your fanbase that are really only there because they like the connection to the very famous sister…

That’s not to say Lottie’s not a hot version of an instagram filter troll, it’s not to say her fake tits don’t look like a fun pool toy, the kind of thing I’d want to be rescued by if the CRUISE shit I was on was sinking due to all the VACCINATED people contracting covid and panicking….it is just to say that you can still be TRASHY, while pretending the be LUXURY, thanks to your sister being rich as shit and an icon in the overhyped, luxury fashion world.

If anything, it makes LOTTIE, who could be AI or CGI all the more authentic…while being not authentic at all…you know cuz selling the nudes is her true calling, her spirit has told her that’s her point here, and she’s not going to let actual industry connections or money opportunities get in the way of her DREAMS of selling nudes…SO BRAVE…

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2021

22

Dec

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I pretty much just wrote this post 5 minutes ago, yes that’s about how much time I put into these REALLY impressive posts no one reads, I’m working on getting them down to 30 seconds, because why bother wasting all of our time for no reason…it’s not like I am leaving a legacy, or going back with an archivist to document my best ZINGERs for some memoir because I have a lucrative book deal…if anything all this is just nonsnse, I’ve cheapened myself like that, and it’s fine…NO PRESSURE…

But yeah, I already wrote that I looked to Eiza Gonazlez in her bikini’s pussy before her tits, because I default stare at pussy and always have because I love pussy…I am a feminist like that…or MAYBE a straight guy pervert like that…EITHER WAY…big fan of pussy…just last night I was mapping out a VACCINATED VS UNVACCINATED pussy taste test because I want to be the SCIENCE….FUND MY RESEARCH….let’s see if the vaccine pussy tastes like death, or TINNY, or maybe like CHINA WUHAN WET MARKETS….maybe they’ll BURN my face off…BUT I AM READY….

“You get the point….we get it – you like pussy…look at you MR overly straight guy…trying to cover up his innate homosexual tendancies…OVERCOMPENSATING”

Sure, except every gay dud I know hates pussy….so THAT THEORY WON’T WORK ON ME.

What I have been trying to say, but I’ve been rudely interrupted by my own thoughts is that PUSSY DEFINITION is so important now more than ever, because there’s an attack on pussy as men have decided to give themselves pussy, despite gay dudes hating pussy, but because of narcissism, confusion, or a WILL to WIN at swimming and other sports..I don’t know…but it’s an attack…and one I don’t want to get in the crosshairs of because I want my pussy definition to be that of a pussy, not of a tuck, not of an insert…so before looking at the tits, or the FILTER FILLERED face…I look to the CUNT…the HUB of new life…the MOST glorious ORIFICE around….if your’e a traditionalist like me.

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2021

22

Dec

Larsen Thompson Bikini Dance of the Day

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Larsen Thompson is marketed as some up and coming model, I didn’t realize they still had those, I just assumed that everyone was just pulled off instagram based on their bullshit following and viral appeal

I guess Larsen Thompson was pulled off instagram based on her bullshit following and viral appeal…because she went viral as a teen for some awkward and stupid choreographed hip hop dance video I am sure you can google if you’re perverted enough.

I don’t respond well to hip hop dance or choreography, I actually find it really fucking creepy and disturbing, so I’ll just look at what looks like a SUPER tall GINGER being the kind of GINGER who is NOT the kind of GINGER with a fire crotch that contrasted to her overly pink on her pale skin pussy disgusts you.

She’s got legs, she’s got a waistline and she’s got titty…

I wouldn’t say I am a fan of this bitch, but I see long legs, a hot body, so why the fuck not….I thought she was a fat chick, but turns out she’s a fat titty bitch and that’s all it takes to matter in this big tit loving world…

HORMONES IN THE FOOD IS ALL WE NEED TO PROSPER BY SELLING OUR NUDES ON THE INTERNET….BRING IT GMO DAIRY AND POULTRY….

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2021

22

Dec

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Is it that time of the week where I defend stoners for not being the degenerates they are marketed as, even though I am sure a solid majority of stoners are the degenerates they are marketed as, I mean what’s wrong with being a degenerate in a world of everyone being a degenerate….

I blame AMAZON PRIME’s documentary called GOD’s Plant, where they campaigned for the plant, probably propaganda because Amazon wants everyone high and ordering shit off their couches, KEEP THEM LAZY….but in the documentary I learned that we are coded to accept the benefits of WEED, that it cures cancer, depression, anxiety, and EATING DISORDERS….it has industrial uses and it’s all just a fucking weed that grows easily anywhere….CLEARLY a gift from above, even featured in this book called the BIBLE, that no one seems to care about anymore, they are too busy being self involved godless transhumans to bother with GOD…or some shit…

In conclusion, all subcultures, not that subcultures exist, maybe all “MARKETS” or “PRODUCT OFFERINGS”…need ENDEMIC models who speak to that crowd and WEED is a business, as much as a lifestyle, as much as a way of life….so that’s what we’ll assume these people are..

I highly doubt in a medicated world where 90 percent of people take experimental shots, that something like WEED or pics of smoking weed would be shocking or incriminating…it’s pretty fucking SOFTCORE but so are we.

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2021

22

Dec

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a pop quiz, when taking your first glance at Eiza Gonzalez, the Mexican import who had an eating disorder where she overate due to dealing with her trauma that came in the form of a taco addiction back home….I said taco because she’s mexican…FUCKING RACIST I KNOW…she may have been addicted to other Mexican things like Tamales or CHURROS….maybe she’s just all about the MOLE sauce I don’t fucking know, that’s not part of the quiz.

The quiz is, where did you first look when looking at her bikini pics, where she’s stretched out looking lean, probably starved out knowing this was coming, or run through some bullshit filter…YOU KNOW HOW IT IS….

Because there are tits, yet I go straight for the pussy….to see if we’re dealing with a labia or a tuck, not because she’s a tranny, but because so many are and I’m into biological pussy not some Dr Frankenstein shit…

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2021

22

Dec

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Wet spots mean different things to different people…

To a necrophiliac, a wet spot may be concerning, unless you’ve used warm water to heat the pussy up.

To a male nurse, probably gay, maybe a wet spot means “ewwwwwww”….

To a man who fucks hookers, a wet spot could be various things from another man’s cum leaking out, or her water breaking, or some kind of infection oozing…depending on the budget you have for a hooker…the wet spot can be WAY too many things…NOT all are good..

To the middle aged woman, or near SENIOR like Aniston, Berry, Lopez, you know…the sluts who won’t accept being old….the wet spot could be from the weak bladder and laughing sets it off..

To the gym trainer, maybe the wet spot is sweat…or JACKED up testosterone from the SWOLLL…

But to me….the WET SPOT is the land of opportunity…some men want to explore untamed lands, uncharted worlds…FLY TO MARS, explore Antarctica or other off the beaten paths….I just want to explore Wet Spots…and figure out the cause, the origin….the source…

MAYBE, just maybe, it’s from being turned on producing content for the internet….

I am an explorer.