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2021

17

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld Fucks of the Day

This is probably a really big fucking deal…

When teen star merges into adult star and the industry responds accordingly…PUT HER IN A SEX SCENE…get those who weren’t perverted enough to jack off to her before when she was playing a teen….to jack off to her now!

It’s how you extend a career and in an era where there are about 4 celebs under the age of 30, because celebs are a dying breed, they have limited options of who they can do this with.

I think Hailee Steinfeld is at her fittest, at her hottest, so her BLOCKBUSTER career in empty and meaningless moves for CHINA based on COMIC books, is in her cards…and so long as she keeps shit legit like Amanda Seyfried did, for every shit movie, she does a nude art movie, so she gets the best of both worlds and we get her naked….it’s a win….

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2021

17

Dec

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Am I going to make a rant about the QR code vaccine passports not working, proven by the OMICRON variant they are pushing on motherfuckers, where they are saying it came from South Africa, which means anyone who brought it to Canada had to be fully vaccinated to get it here and where they are saying that it is being spread at restaurnats locally, when only vaccinated are allowed into restaurants, thanks to segregation practices in this two class of citizen world they are trying to create.

AM i going to say that the only passports we need to be microchipped for is to get direct downloads to our dick of the On/Off girls of the world…MAKE On/Off’s mandatory….

You know, the world is awesome, living is awesome, people are awesome even when they aren’t, girls are awesome and hot…

If we are going to take away freedoms, be authoritarian about it, why not make it fun….like make girls suck three dicks a week, so all the men out there get at least one dick suck a week…you know the FUN kind of communism…

Let’s SEX CULT society officially, not this slave class vs elite class, where the slave class is divided into vaccinated and unvaccinted….

MAKE TYRANNY GREAT AGAIN….

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2021

17

Dec

Dove Cameron Flashing Bra of the Day

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OH…this Dove Cameron girl from Disney who is now an adult, does not make a good case for the whole conspiracy that these young Disney kids are involved in some top level MK ULTRA mind controlling mechanisms that I think they call MONARCH PROGRAMMING, but I haven’t really looked into it…

What I do know is that when I see her updated bullshit, her pronouns, her BLM support, other catch phrases….coupled with her looking medical, half crazy, possibly suicidal…intense and dead in the eyes at the very least…

Where even her bra pics, with her face fillers and make-up, kind of depress me…like she has no soul, like she has no hope….like she’s dark and sad…

It makes me uncomfortable, but luckily, I’ve dealt with whores who are half dead, physically or spiritually or both and I don’t let their bullshit get in the way of me staring at their TITTIES..

As if I feel sorry for some overpaid industry puppet…I DON’T, they are all garbage with no souls in my eyes….so here she is playing “hot” or mysterious or half dead…who KNOWS.

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2021

17

Dec

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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The frogs may be turning gay thanks to the chemicals in the water or air…BUT THE FROG BUTTS are doing their best job trying to prevent YOU from turning gay because they feature girls on their knees, naked or half naked, which works for me….but I am old enough to appreciate slutty content on the internet..so the more the fucking merrier especially this most wonderful time of the year…

The new generation that have been exposed to hardcore porn from a young age, just ask BILLIE EILISH, or as I like to call IT, William Eyelash.

So yeah, the new generation is so desensitized, this is what they are exposed to as kids, this is what the girls they know do on lunch break at work, if they even work, but they probably don’t work, because SEX WORK is real work or some shit that is convenient for an excuse to be a whore…HEY WHATEVER WORKS…

So as the young are impotent and can’t get hard at 20 year old from all the sluts they are exposed to and KNOW….I’m still a fan boy about this shit…BRING IT…I will look on with bright eyes and excitement…CHRISTMAS MORNING daily….thanks to people’s lack of worth ethic, loose morals, and indoctrination to be rewarded for being naughty…yay….

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2021

17

Dec

Dua Lipa Almost See Through of the Day

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SOMEONE NEEDS TO KILL THE FUCKING STAR IN THIS PICTURE…

I don’t mean DUA LIPA, I don’t consider her or really any of these people stars…with the advent of social media, any of these people who are making stupid money, who have mainstream appeal, who star in movies or music videos and go to all the events…even the award winners…are really just desperate for attention, puppets, who are here to ruin the society as a whole…

The whole idea of celebrity, died with influencers, and the grey area of what is an influencer, what is a paid celebrity, is based on how much of an influencer the person is….so influencers first, then celebrity and that doesn’t really speak to my soul…

The star I want to killin this pic is the one HIDING her digital marketing expert who got signed as a popstar NIPPLE!

Why wear a sheer top, without showing the fucking nipple, what’s the point other than to ANNOY me.

There is no point.

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2021

17

Dec

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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When living life as a man, the objective and motivation for everything that we do, is in attempts to get the motherfucker panties off….

Or maybe the less aggressive and triggering wording for the WOKE of you out there who apologize for being men or white, because you’re a fucking pussy….or worse a FAG…and not in a GAY fag way, but in a FAG way….I don’t care who cancels my favorite words…I don’t need to listen…and after 50 years of calling people fags…some cunts on twitter aren’t going to make me stop…BUT THAT ISN’T THE POINT…

Instead of saying trying to get the panties off, because TRIGGERING, METOO movement can’t get mad when you call it “TRYING TO GET INTO THE PANTIES”….

SO…getting panties off may be the motivation and we don’t care what they are in terms of style, fabric, cleanliness….THONGS, FULL BACKS, DIAPERS…whatever….will be rebranded as getting INTO those panties…so our perversion can hide in the closet and be spun into transgender things…

I WANT TO BE RICH TO GET INTO PANTIES….

YOU PERVERT….

DON NOT MISGENDER ME….I want to be rich to get a sex change so I can get into panties..FOR MYSELF…

WHO IS THE PERVERT NOW BIGOT.

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2021

17

Dec

Ashley Benson Slutty Selfies of the Day

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Her body looks great for a fat chick…who I may be misgendering as fat…you know big tits tend to do that to me….they confuse me and make me assume the worse..but when the oversized t-shirt comes off…and you realize the tits were actually responsible for said lie…you must the only thing that makes sense…and punish them by jerking off to them…

BAD TITS…

BAD BAD TITS…

HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME THINK A HOT BODY IS A FAT BODY THROUGH YOUR OPTICAL ILLUSIONS…

I don’t know what this series is from, but it’s artsy and hot and clearly designed to be jerked off to, so maybe that’s not punishing the tits as planned, but giving them what they want, either way, a win for all.

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2021

17

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnet friday is only the most glorious day of the week because I don’t update the site on the weekend, instead I stare at the wall and wait to die, as most people do, you know what most wise people do, because those busy body motherfuckers who run around doing meaningless errands are just distracting themselves from the inevitable impending death. Over achievers.

Fishnets are a hot, nostalgic lingerie, one your whore granny probably wore getting deep dicked by strange men that ultimately resulted in your mom or dad being born….I mean Fishnets are from the 20s so some of you motherfuckers may have whore great grandmas and great great grandmas using the SAME tactics of whores today to give boners and seduce and manipulate men.

Why change a good thing, tried tested and true classic and available everywhere tools to prostitute yourself….for generations to come…which is good because that’s the only “work” girls are into anymore anyway.

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2021

17

Dec

Thong Mandate and Other Videos of the Day

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Fight on the train…

Waitress of the Year…

Another Brawl on the Train

Wisdom Tooth Girl

Worst People Ever

Why Aren’t You in Uniform

In Need of a Gym Buddy

Karen Arrested for a DUI

Titty Jiggle

Important Content Production

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2021

17

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder how long it will take me saying that there’s an alien invasion going on, before the white vans or the MEN IN BLACK show up to erase my thoughts, now that I SEE through the plan….

The truth is that I don’t know if it is an actual alien invasion, it just looks like it is one from where I am sitting….

Everyone distracted by all the noise, dopamine release triggers, personal dramas, other shit…..that they can’t see it.

But I have nothing going on, so when I look at these people, I know they’re barely human…

Now I am not saying if they are shapeshifters in skin suits trolling us, doing their best human impression or parody, but it FUCKING seems that way.

If I was an ALIEN, this is how I’d do it.

Maybe I am an ALIEN..

It would explain why my penis oozes green sludge….

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Rebecca Black Plays a Bimbo
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Paulina Gretzky in her Birthday Bikini Being Hot
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Hot Model gets Nude
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Chargers Player Checking Out the Heiress Gracie
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Chris Noth from Sex and the City Likes the Pussy but the Pussy Don’t Like Him
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Pelican Tries to Eat Capybara – Fails
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Hockey Fans Singing Blink 182
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CAR CRASH OF THE DAY
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So Many Cam Sluts
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