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2022

03

Jan

Rowan Blanchard Underboob of the Day

Rowan Blanchard is a Disney Kid who they exiled to Brooklyn and turned into a genderless hipster who probably has her pronouns in her instagram bio, but who is likely just doing that to avoid criticism, since that’s basically what everyone does, virtually no one actually buys into that shit, they just don’t want to be offensive to people who do, since they are the biggest fucking whiners, the WOKE police, and they fucking go at you hard….

NOT THAT ROWAN BLANCHARD HAS HER PRONOUNS in her instagram bio, I didn’t even look to see, meaning this post has been a waste of your time, luckily virtually no one buys into this shit….site.

What I do know is that being a Disney Kid, who’s latest role is Brooklyn Hipster who does artsy and revealing sex positive, bi-sexual shoots….and with that comes some underboob as she shows off her body positivity softer body..

The truth is, it is upsetting to me that I even know who Rowan Blanchard is. I need better hobbies.

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2022

03

Jan

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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If you’re going to go to the trouble of getting knocked up, you know potentially committing to 18 years of being an unappreciated slave to the very creature you gave life to, unless you just get pregnant for the abortions, you know to virtue signal and build content around, like a blue haired weirdo…who doesn’t realize abortions are something you do as a last ditch effort….and not something you do on a monthly basis because condoms suck, being cummed inside feels intimate with empty hook-ups, etc…that doubles as being something you can brag about in social media content for other demonic fucks who think abortions are feminist revolutions…even though I am sure abortions have been around since the dawn of time…back when you had to use random branches from trees because the coat hanger wasn’t invented, or you had to run as fast as you could into a tree or a boulder because stairs weren’t around to throw yourself down….

Either way, BREAST MILK…tits doing what they are meant to do….a CELEBRATION!

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2022

03

Jan

Daily Yoga Pose to Jack Off To and Other Videos of the Day

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Booty Molestor

Beaver Goes After People – Not My Kind of Beaver but a Beaver….

No Bra Challenge

Dog Pee Karen

Slut Outfit Reveal

Festive Tits for TikTok Being Dramatic

Big Bikini Boobs

A Couple of Girls Casual in Lingerie

Watch Out for the girl in Red

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2022

03

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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New Year, New Me…I’m back from a week of still updating the site just not doing nightly LINKS, which was life changing, I hate the links….SO HERE ARE SOME LINKS….

Have you put your New Year’s intentions out there, because when you put shit out to the universe, the universe listens and gives it to you. It’s the witchcraft “SECRET” you probably heard on Oprah while she was gaming you into thinking she was relatable and not some kind of demonic narcissist billionaire just fucking with you….

I can vouch for putting the intentions out to the universe and having the universe give it to you because I’ve spent 20 years writing about how much of a loser, failure, joke I am and this site is, you know, just putting it out there…and the universe has given it back to me by confirming that pretty much daily…

So I hope that your intentions are more positive, maybe a get better pussy, make better money, achieve something you’ve always wanted to achieve, because if your intentions are “I’m a failure who doesn’t deserve shit”….that’s precisely what you’ll get…and even if you are a failure who doesn’t deserve shit, it doesn’t mean you can’t game the system into thinking you’re a winner who deserves a private jet…

So this year, my attitude, at least for today is “MAKE JESUS MARTINEZ GREAT AGAIN”…and give this motherfucker the 100 million dollars he fucking deserves for being the forgotten, insignificant corner of internet history….that like a cockroach won’t fucking die.

We’re gonna keep things positive and perverted, or just perverted, since perversion is all I know…and remember, just because I was blacklisted for making slutty content with questionable women, and now 65 year olds are producing slutty content for their fans, even people with respectable jobs…it doesn’t mean I’ve been “Priced Out” of the slut market…at least not yet..

So 2022, whether it’s the last year alive, or the start of a new beginning in the GREAT AWAKENING, we should collectively target our vibrations to “Winning” not losing…because winning at losing is still losing!

HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR….to WINNING at WINNING while being a loser……and here are some morning 2022 LINKS….

Salma Hayek Big Titty Coffee
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Kate Upton’s Bikini for the New Year
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Naked Dmi Rose
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Popcorn Stop Motion
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Funny Fails of the Year
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Jake Paul Says He’ll Leave Boxing if Demands are met
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Memes to Start the Week
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The Lovely Relationship Between a Monkey and a Cat
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Man Almost Falls to Death
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Dead Mickey Mouse Club Star
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Ice Climbers Killed by Iceberg
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Photocopying Money
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Cam Sluts are My Kind of Girls…
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2021

30

Dec

Kaia Gerber Wet Ass of the Day

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Here’s Kaia Gerber, Pete Davidson’s pussy he broke in, before deciding her wanted a clown ass that was three to six times the size of this one…becasue he was done with fuckng girls who look 12 and was more into girls who look like cartoons or caricatures of humans you get on the boardwalk on the Jersey Shore, where he should be vacationing, but for whatever reason he’s the biggest thing in entertainment…

Speaking of human trafficking, you know his dad died in 9/11….and now he’s famous…and then there’s the whole rumors that celebs pass their kids around to their friends, which I don’t believe but it is a conspiracy for a reason….a reason I call HAYDEN PANETTIERE….remember that Rob Lowe story? I do….but the internet erased it, as it does with lots of things including but not limited to DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.com…

Anyway, if you think Human Trafficking is over now that Maxwell is “going down”…which I think involves getting reconstructive surgery and being sent to the Caribbean or South Pacific to live out her life at a luxury compound…you know the kind of PRISON people with such deep connections has…you’re an idiot…

Speaking of idiots, here’s Kaia Gerber’s ass in a skimpy bathing suit, not being the top model ass I’d want to see in a thong, since there’s not really an ass there and it’s almost creepy….and that’s coming from someone who traditionally thinks the SKINNIER the better…but in this case…I’m just getting weird vibes….

BUT IT IS A TOP MODEL with a TOP MODEL MOM being LUXURIOUS and BETTER than US in a THONG…whether I find it hot or not is irrelevant..so HERE. TAKE IT.

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2021

30

Dec

Dua Lipa Skinny Bikini of the Day

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Google is a pretty funny place, because I saw that DUA LIPA was named the anti-semite of the year, or the second place of anti-semite of the year on a Ben & Jerry’s anti-semite of the year award that I didn’t really know existed when eating some CHERRY GARCIA or as the locals call it…some VERMONT GOLD….

But yeah, I googled it and the story was NOWHERE to be found….so I DUCKDUCKGO-ed it, and there it was on JERUSALEM POST and 20 days ago NY POST wrote about it….

SO remember….STOP USING GOOGLE…it’s manipulative and because of them…I have never gone viral…

I don’t know what anti-israel, pro palestine shit DUA LIPA said, but I heard it was something like Israeli Jews aren’t real jews, but don’t quote me on it….

I just know its probably not as impressive an award as being named Miss America, or maybe being nominated for an Oscar or some shit….and you’d think that being awarded the anti-semite award of the year, while being a popstar in a Jewish run industry would work against her…

So the Ben & Jerry’s ice cream nominated Anti-Semite Queen is in bikinis, looking hot….and some people just aren’t cancelable, because all the controversy around them is strategic and contrived….but going into the new year…remember she looks good half naked.

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2021

30

Dec

Noah Cyrus Bikini of the Day

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Noah Cyrus Ain’t No Miley Though but She Is in a Thong bikini of the day though…even though she shouldn’t be….because look at that sloppy or floppy young girl body..

I like to think this is a product of not giving a shit about how dumpy you look because you’re rich, Miley’s sister and dudes will fuck you for that alone….coupled with a societal shift on a whole where guys will fuck all holes and it makes those holes think they are perfectly fine as they are since dude cum in them…but they could be better…but why bother, laziness wins and if everyone is lazy and sloppy then it’s all ok….even though it’s not.

Then there’s the whole photoshop, face-tune, real life versus fake life, because most people don’t leave the house and real life becomes fake life..THIS METAVERSE we are already KNEE deep in…and they don’t even hide how much they lie in their crafty photo editing skills…because their real life body doesn’t matter even when captured by the paparazzi, since most people will see the photoshopped version….

It’s too bad…and BAD..but the boldness of the thong suit is pretty LOLZ….I mean…you think there would be SHAME…but I guess INCLUSIVITY is real and this is how it looks…

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2021

30

Dec

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The asshole behind thong is a reminder of how inefficient the thong is as a panty, yet despite it’s lack of coverage, so many girls were brainwashed into only wearing thongs, thanks to propaganda…

I WONDER WHAT ELSE PROPAGANDA would make a woman do….or really ANYONE do…

The asshole behind thong is also a reminder than the thong, despite being inefficient as a panty…DEFINITELY not the POISE absorbant underwear for bitches who piss themselves doing YOGA, I’ve seen the commercials…it’s still amazing because you get to see the asshole when in the thong..

So girls, who want to flash their asshole, without being slutty and naked, can do it by putting on a thong…

Why would a woman want to flash her asshole you ask? Have you been on the internet, have you sexted, do you not know the asshole is the gateway to the fucking soul…it’s the ultimate in SEX to know you’ve seen all a bitch has to offer…

It’s also the gender neutral orifice….not that you should think about gender becasue the people who do are the fucking worst…

I repeat, people gotta stop putting thought into this gender shit, like it’s a science or a University class…because it is nuts, people sit and analyze what their gender means to them or some shit, when really, it doesn’t mean anything to anyone, no one cares…if you’re a girl who likes peeing standing up, then pee standing up and fuck off, if you’re a guy who likes wearing thongs, or who likes fucking himself up the ass with his tucked dick in his ass, then do that…WE DO NOT CARE and we do not need to hear it…you over analyzing pile of bullshit..NO ONE CARES…just do what you fucking do without explaining it on the internet in text book like terms to make it seem like it is anything but fucking INSANITY.

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2021

30

Dec

Heidi Klum Bikini Tits of the Day

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Horny pervert Heidi Klum doesn’t fuck around…she’s old, a mom of many, but still got her massive tits out in a bikini and they look fuking good.

I’ve called her a product of Eugenics forever and I believe that she was created through selective breeding practices developed in Nazi Germany with her grand parents, and even if this is just a fluke and not industrialized eugenics from her Nazi history, it’s good.

What I am saying is that she’s aging well, clearly on the child blood transfusions, HGH like they’re saying Bezos is on, or maybe it’s just abortion stem cell treatment, just not her abortions, since she seems to bring all her kids to fruition…

The point is…LOOK AT THOSE TItties in your face as her husband looks the other direction, probably bored of them and all her incessant sex demands…to remind you how bad you are at life…

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2021

30

Dec

Catherine Zeta-Jones Bikini Tits of the Day

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When I look at Catherine Zeta Jones’ tits, I am reminded that she may or may not have given her husband throat cancer with her tainted vagina…but then I remember he’s super fucking famous, possibly married to Goldie Hawn, unless that’s the other one, I always get them confused, and as a celebrity with a celebrity dad meaning he was raised in Hollywood being “come over to my pool, do you know who my dad is”….or being a victim to old dirty celebrity ladies who like to get eaten out by young kids of their celeb friends…it’s a debauchery kind of place filled with vile people and the HPV throat could have come from all kinds of places….we haven’t even dived into the groupies, the costars, the random people met in bars…because you know dude’s laid some pipe like a plumber in retirement…

YES, this is a Michael Douglas HPV origin story exploration while looking at his hot, now old, wife’ big WELSH tits being rich and famous and better than you…

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