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2021

28

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s funny to see the new trend of these blue hair genderless freaks bragging about their abortions, making anniversary rituals or celebrations around their abortions, like their abortion is Christmas…thanks to them being Godless and empty shells…

They are out there live-streaming their abortions, bragging as they drip down their legs, like it is social media clout…because if you’re in the wrong corners of social media, which is unfortunately since this is seen as the right side of the conversation to the masses.

It’s a look how liberal I am…I am empowered enough to get knocked up by a stranger from tinder because I am a feminist and empowered enough to abort it…feminism…..or woke shit…I don’t know but these same people campaign against Christians like they are the bigots…or small minded….or hicks…because they’re just brainwashed…which is funny since Christians are by definition good people…since being good is basically the whole point.

I guess that’s why my brand of comedy doesn’t work in this world because I would make fun of abortions being the best contraception for the moralless whore…and run with that whole thing but now that’s what everyone doing it’s not a funny joke…it’s just life…

The degenerates are everyone, making the old timey degenerates the ones with a high moral compass and it’s weird….but here are some stepLINKS….from VACATION mode.

DEMONS WALK AMONGST US!

Tana Mongeau Does Christmas
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Heidi Klum is a Nudist
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Kelly Kelly Shows Her Flexibility
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It’s a Braless Kind of Day
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Tom Brady promises to go crazy again if he wins Super Bowl
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Sommer Ray Wears her Year in Review
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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Shares the First Look at Rookie Katie Austin
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Malu Trevejo Works on Her Tan!
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The Most Popular Google Searches of 2021
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Athlete Disguised as Old Man Pranks People
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What Happens When Firecrackers Go Off in Your Hand…DEMO
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The Most Liked IG Posts of 2021
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NUDES –

BUSTY BLONDE
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Squishy Tits in a Weird Outfit
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PAWG SHOWING OFF
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CAM SLUTS ARE THE BEST SLUTS
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2021

27

Dec

Anya Taylor-Joy Bikini of the Day

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Here’s some Anya Taylor Joy in a bikini doing some sort of bikini run or walk for her social media…

For some reason she is considered the next big thing in Hollywood according to her being invited to the GETTY wedding….making one wonder if she was created in a cloning lab in their basement…you know CONSPIRACIES….

I think all these idiots are boring and a reminder that HOLLYWOOD is fucking dead and that in 2022 they will go back to not being WOKE idiots trying to please everything, and become the “cancel us, it’s funny” like they used to be…because the WOKE has gone too far, everyone knows it, except the woke, and we can hope these bought propagandist make shit less uptight and more fun because they are single handedly ruining the fucking world…

Not Anya Taylor Joy, she’s just one of their puppets…but a reminder of an industry that may fucking die if they don’t grow a pair of fucking balls…and become the toxic and ignorant people they are even when they are woke…because woke for the most part is fucking ignorant…NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND you “HAPPY KWANZAA” wishing white TV shows who don’t realize KWANZAA was made up in the 60s and a not a real holiday, yet I saw Happy Kwanzaa more than Merry Christmas from idiot people this year….

Oh right…Anya Joy – bikinis.

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2021

27

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I don’t live in a state of fear because I am totally fine with the whole idea of dying and realize that at my level of unhealthy, I can die of anything at any given time, and I’m surprised I’m still here…

I should have probably been run over, in a drunk driving accident, heart attacks, strokes, overdoses, AIDS, diabetes herpes dick like Weinstein, etc at least a few times by now, so the hypochondriac bullshit doesn’t really make sense to me…especially when I’m in Starbucks looking for moms breastfeeding as I do…only to see the dining area is closed off to everyone…but the area the dining room once was before COVID is full of 40-50 people on each other’s dicks waiting for their Lattes…but they are safe…you know MASKS…or some shit…

The point is…COVID may be real, but it’s overhyped and people are scared fucking shitless, and in this new era of everyone is fucking mental, filling up hospitals from their paranoia not their actual sickness, giving numbers to manipulate to push more vaccines, while people working in medical get fired for not having vaccines, only to be asked back now that the vaccinated people are all getting sick, because this is clown world…is a good enough reason to support the sex working medical workers…

Fuck the system, make your own opportunities, SELL nudes, maximize on SUPPORT OUR HEALTHCARE heroes and give me the only thing I want out of the medical system, except hard drugs…and a canister of laughing gas…NITROUS FOR LIFE….the tits behind the scrubs….GIVE ME THE TITS BEhiND THE SCRUBS…

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2021

27

Dec

Milf Monday of the Day

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Not all MILFs created equally…

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2021

27

Dec

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Here’s some MILKY tits to get you excited for the new year, seeing at milky tits are typically to feed new life, and new life is really the foundation of our species, so without MILKY tits, we’d all be extinct, an that may be why women are angels sent from heaven to keep us going, which is why they’ve traditionally been treated like queens and respected by men, or taken care of by men….until the feminists crawled out of the sewage pipes and screamed “WE CAN TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES, MAKE WOMEN PART OF THE DRAFT, DON’T SAVE US, WE CAN SAVE OURSELVES, YOU TOCIX MALE”….or then they screamed other shit that left them raising a career in a company that doesn’t give a fuck about them, instead of child, from a shitty apartment instead of a home, because that’s what self sabotage looks like….WHY fall into that SEXIST chivalry, where men hold doors open for women, or PUT THEIR COATS DOWN OVER PUDDLES for women…when they can just BANG them the fuck out…

The point is, pornification of milky tits, is weird, but I stare at ever breast feeding mom in public to see the tits, so I get it…

Especially in this weird world of depopulation an sterility…it could be a DYING art..but before it dies out completley FETISHIZE it..cum to it…

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2021

27

Dec

Nicole Scherzinger Bikini of the Day

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Here’s a Pussycat Doll, who didn’t get cancelled for being an APPROPRATOR…because she basically ripped off the stripper dances, repackaged them for the mainstream, and everyone ate it up because they didn’t realize that SEX WORK IS REAL WORK and that an ACTUAL stripper should become a multi millionaire for stripper moves…not some bitch who went to a stripclub once and decided to make a whole aesthetic out of it…

She’s in her 40s, but fit, in bikini, with tits that are likely not quite as old as hers, making you a pervert, because they may only be toddler aged..KINDERGARTEN titties!!

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2021

27

Dec

Julia Roberts Big Mom Tit of the Day

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A few days ago, maybe even on Christmas morning, Santa came to town all over his red suit, because old lady Julia Roberts, aka America’s Sweetheart, unless that’s Reese Witherspoon, who fucking knows, was in an AGE APPROPRIATE swimsuit, rocking some fully mom tits, that for people like me who didn’t find Julia Roberts hot at the time she was hot, but rewatched Pretty Woman to laugh at whore dreams of winning whore lotteries before whores could pretend they weren’t whores behind social media, you know since they worked the actual street…back when people had a work ethic and would risk safety and comfort to make a dollar…and she was hotter than I gave her credit for, making staring at her old lady tits and old lady crotch more fun….made even better when listening to Lyle Lovett songs cuz you know he came on said tits….like Santa cam all over his red suit on Christmas day…hopefully not in your house…

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2021

27

Dec

Frog Butt Friday on Monday of the Day

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You know how some lame dudes who can’t get laid are out there trying to find a thrill in shit like BALL torture or paying girls for nudes and to SEXT with their virtual assistants at a click farm in INDIA…imagining they are texting with the girl selling nudes and not a 55 year old Indian dude….because we are a society of chronic masturbators with fucked up hormones who no longer do manly shit like talk to women…

Well, it’s created a transactional world, where women, instead of wanting a husband to start a family with, need an army of dudes with credit cards to pay the 9.99 a month an they do that with content and since content requires creativity and since creativity requires originality and since originality doesn’t exist thanks to mind control and propaganda…poses, like hashtags, get repeated, and with that we have the FROG BUTT. When being a basic, normie, who does what others do, makes sense.

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2021

27

Dec

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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All panties are created equally to perverts who are into panties….

If anything, in a world of every girl being a slut on social media with her asshole out for her yearly Christmas message, because that’s what these degenerates are celebrated for…REDUCE THEM ALL TO THEIR PUBLIC SOCIAL MEDIA BUTTHOLES….

The dumpier the panty the more REAL it feels….and in this world of everything being fake as fuck, REAL is all people crave…

So why not get a bitch posing in her period panties that only her husband she doesn’t want to give boners to would normally see…you know fuck the GIRLFRIEND exprience, give me the WIFE after 25 years of marriage after the kids have all moved out and gone to college EXPERIENCE..

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2021

27

Dec

On/Off Flasher Fridays on a Monday of the Day

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As you may or may not know, I am like Desmund Tutu, basically dead…but also totally against a 2 class system based on basically anything that could inspire a two class system…unless the 2 class system is taken the uptight, outraged, woke idiots and eliminating them on society, maybe give them a WOKE island to yell at each other about how offensive they are about things that don’t really affect them…but other than that…I’m into everyone having the same opportunities to suck at life in the same places…

WHICH MEANS…vaccine passports make me mad because they clearly don’t work, at least not locally, where they had to lockdown all the places only vaccinated people are allowed….because they get and spread the shit they are vaccinated against…despite blaming those who don’t have the shot…

I know, who cares about COVID, I don’t…but I do think that if we’re going to set up microchips in our brains, it should be to give us the power of SEEING through clothing…so that I can judge every single pussy I cross in my life…but not those COVID pussies with their masks on…that’s not the pussy I mean…the pussy I mean is CUNT.

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