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2021

Dec

Possibly Robin Thickes Nude Baby Momma of the Day

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Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke’s son who helped create Em Rata thanks to being an LA creeper who fucks models…I think Em Rata despite his video being the video that launched her….tried to cancel him a few months ago because that’s the new “THANK YOU” card in this era of MONSTERS.

I grew up watching Alan Thicke, from Growing Pains to WIN LOSE OR DRAW…which I think was a Canadian only talk show…or JERKING off to the sitcom theme songs….from the Facts of Life….HELLO BLAIR….to the original Wheel of Fortune….OH SHIT…I just came.

Anyway….

I don’t know if this is the young model that Robin Thicke is either married to, or has knocked up…IS THAT PUSSY WITH THE RAZOR BURN STICKING it’s tongue out at us like we’re other RICH guys she fucked along the way climbing that ladder to Robin Thicke’s thickness…

All this to say, hot tits, hot body, if you were rich and an heir to the Alan Thicke empire, I think this pussy would PASS the test.

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2021

Dec

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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What’s up CHRISTMAS VACATION motherfuckers, all excited and vaccinated and ready to party on the all inclusive resort that mandates vaccines because SEGREGATION is real….

I always laugh at the idiots who say “I got the shot to travel”…because taking experimental medicine that they have no longterm studies for is a GENIUS trade off to go to a shitty 1,000 dollar per week all inclusive resort…that will end up giving you hepatitis, the shits, and possible herpes if you find the right hookers to ride your dick….because in some of these places, these hookers are a real bargain now that tourism is basically dead, despite it being what they all rely on.

SO maybe getting the vaccine, for travel, for sex tourism, makes sense because you’re likely going to die anyway…and thanks to those vaccines, maybe they’ll be able to see some tanlines before they die….and so can the ANTI-EXPERIMENTAL JAB because girls post their tanline nudes on the internet….so many sluts….so good for this LOCKED IN YOUR POD….

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2021

Dec

Lazy Christmas Clickbait and Other Videos of the Day

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More Lazy Christmas Clickbait

Showing her Big Ass in Leggings

Some Beginner Yoga Moves

Huge Tits in LAZY fucking Content

Modern Christmas

Snowboard Sail

MASKS DON’T WORK

Fitness Thighs…

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2021

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I would say the highlight of my life as an anti-masker, because I am a firm believer that masks don’t work, just call me Fauci who has done studies on how masks don’t work, and I figure with 95% of people fully vaccinated, double masked, in surgical gloves, in their miserable scared of living bullshit…they can suck my dick with their hysterical, psychotic and complicit behavior that makes no sense, yet that people go along with.

I went to two stores this morning, no mask, and people despite being scared shitless about the narrative, didn’t say anything, maybe they were too scared.

All I want for Christmas is for all of you fools to at the very least stop being pussies who wear their masks out there…

Whether you’re into depopulating vaccines, that you can’t debate are killing humans intentionally, that you can’t debate don’t work, that you can’t debate they are all lying about…..OR NOT…

MASKS OFF MOTHERFUCKERS….COMPLYING INTO TYRANNY IS A LOSER APPROACH TO LIFE…even though we’re all fucking losers in this…we can at least be men by not wearing a fucking mask….

Seeing people getting more and more scared of living is pretty fucking disappointing and is making me wonder if any of you motherfuckers have ever seen “It’s a Wonderful Life”….

Because it is a Wonderful Life and it is the MOST wonderful time of the year…so don’t let them take that from you…

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2021

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t talk to vaccianated people because they are compromised, that shit is clearly in the brains and telling them what to do, because they all use the same half moron logic in all this…as they sit their on their knees begging for the people who make the rules to throat fucking them until they die….ROMANTIC.

AND THEY SAY ROMANCE IS DEAD……

I am a firm believer these useless eaters are on the wrong side of history, they blindly did some dumb shit to themselves for some dumb reasons, that I guess involve SHOWING off to their social media friends….DOPAMINE RELEASE FROM THINKING THEY ARE BETTER PEOPLE THAN THEY ARE….

It’s not their fault that they aren’t aware it’s a satanic war on humanity….but it is their fault that they aren’t waking up in these new bullshit lockdown measures…that MAKE NO SENSE…

The funniest thing about this is that people are SO eager to catch COVID, I’ve seen so many positive tests posted to SOCIAL media…the NEW virtual signalling or VIRAL MEME is your POSITIVE covid test…LIKE THEY NEED IT TO EXIST ON SOCIAL MEDIA…weird..

So people are lined up for a COVID test, they are selling them on the grey market even, they CAN’T FILL the demand….

I don’t know why the mass brainwashing works so well, but it works REALLY fucking well…

I guess that’s just narcissism, people want that attention, ALL EYES ON ME, poor me….I am convinced that even some parents out there secretly want their kids to die of COVID or the SHOTS so that they can MILK it for attention.

We are a sick SPECIES….even without pandemics…

It will be interesting to see if anyone reaches that breaking point where they decide “THIS SHIT IS ENOUGH”….

Not that intresting…since all this shit’s boring…

It’s CHRISTMAS…where are the DRUNK CHRISTMAS PARTY tits…oh right…on ZOOM….now that fucking your coworkers means jerking off to them on ZOOM because you don’t see each other in person….

GARBAGE life for ALL…you gang of dumbos…

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2021

Dec

Sophie Mudd Fat Tits of the Day

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I did a quick GOOGLE search for SOPHIE MUDD and apparently, this site, that writes about her at least once a week, is in position number 88 on GOOGLE when you search her, which for the record is basically the bottom of the barrel where I want to be…HARDER TO FIND you know….

But the first question, you know google has that feature to brainwash you with their AI called “People Also Ask”….since googling is really having a conversation more meaningful than any you’d have in this world because everyone is scared of you….

That first question is “why is Sophie Mudd so popular”….which I guess these pictures answer for themselves…THE TITS bro…these are exceptional, substantial, massive, even intimidating and awkward…probably uncomfortable by hypnotic and we all want them in our face…

I’ve heard she’s a rich kid, who probably doesn’t need to be doing this, but when built like this, could you really be doing anything BUT this…

I don’t know much about Sophie Mudd, but I am sure she’s a wonderful creature based on her tits alone…because even if she’s a shitty person on all levels…the tits are a good way to ignore all that….NOTHING BUT UPSIDE with these motherfuckers strapped to your chest like armor designed to put the enemy in a trance before killing them….THEY ARE HUGE.

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2021

Dec

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I wouldn’t say that I am the object of fucking health and wellness, this is hardly a blog about getting GAINS or 6-pack abs or other shit that fat fucks shouldn’t have an opinion on…I’m just here for the tits…

But I will say that 90 percent of the people I know who got the experimental shot, who are scared shitless of COVID, who don’t know any of the actual data, who want more lockdowns because being a sub to the people at the top is their fetish….are not into health and wellness.

I am sure you’ve seen the memes of all the MONSTER health officials around the world who all look like they are demons about to die or eat your babies….convincing me that this is an ALIEN invasion….because they aren’t human or if they were once human…their brains aren’t anymore….

I am also sure you’ve seen fat fuck memes of fat girls after their shot advocating for health…

Then there’s the memes about fast food being essential, gyms being non essential, coupled with historic industrialization of foods people think are healthy, but actually make them sick….

IF THEY CARED ABOUT YOUR HEALTH…they’d give everyone vitamins, good foods, and gym access…but that’s not what they do…because they don’t care about health…

It is well documented at this point that fat kills, even with COVID, fat people fall harder than the non fat, so if you’re not taking care of your health, working out, eating well, while ADVOCATING people follow rules that don’t make sense like MASKS, SOCIAL DISTANCING, CURFEWS and LOCKDOWNS, VACCINE PASSPORTS, etc….than you’re a piece of shit…

If you’re not taking care of your health, working out, eating well while NOT caring about dying of COVID, then at least look at fit bitches doing it, to feel part of the SOLUTION not the problem…

Fitness is for overly ambitious people, I get it….BUT THAT doesn’t mean we can’t stare at their tits…..while ignoring WALMART looking white girls in XXXL spandex trying to tell us how to live, when clearly their lives are fucking miserable…

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2021

Dec

Lottie Moss Cleavage of the Day

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Lottie Moss is a nice reminder of whoever your sister or half sister may be…she can be Royalty, a top model, a huge celebrity, rich as shit, connected as shit….SHE can’t take away your ability to buy fake tits, fill your face to become an instagram looking clown, that you can use to sell nudes to your fanbase that are really only there because they like the connection to the very famous sister…

That’s not to say Lottie’s not a hot version of an instagram filter troll, it’s not to say her fake tits don’t look like a fun pool toy, the kind of thing I’d want to be rescued by if the CRUISE shit I was on was sinking due to all the VACCINATED people contracting covid and panicking….it is just to say that you can still be TRASHY, while pretending the be LUXURY, thanks to your sister being rich as shit and an icon in the overhyped, luxury fashion world.

If anything, it makes LOTTIE, who could be AI or CGI all the more authentic…while being not authentic at all…you know cuz selling the nudes is her true calling, her spirit has told her that’s her point here, and she’s not going to let actual industry connections or money opportunities get in the way of her DREAMS of selling nudes…SO BRAVE…

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2021

Dec

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I pretty much just wrote this post 5 minutes ago, yes that’s about how much time I put into these REALLY impressive posts no one reads, I’m working on getting them down to 30 seconds, because why bother wasting all of our time for no reason…it’s not like I am leaving a legacy, or going back with an archivist to document my best ZINGERs for some memoir because I have a lucrative book deal…if anything all this is just nonsnse, I’ve cheapened myself like that, and it’s fine…NO PRESSURE…

But yeah, I already wrote that I looked to Eiza Gonazlez in her bikini’s pussy before her tits, because I default stare at pussy and always have because I love pussy…I am a feminist like that…or MAYBE a straight guy pervert like that…EITHER WAY…big fan of pussy…just last night I was mapping out a VACCINATED VS UNVACCINATED pussy taste test because I want to be the SCIENCE….FUND MY RESEARCH….let’s see if the vaccine pussy tastes like death, or TINNY, or maybe like CHINA WUHAN WET MARKETS….maybe they’ll BURN my face off…BUT I AM READY….

“You get the point….we get it – you like pussy…look at you MR overly straight guy…trying to cover up his innate homosexual tendancies…OVERCOMPENSATING”

Sure, except every gay dud I know hates pussy….so THAT THEORY WON’T WORK ON ME.

What I have been trying to say, but I’ve been rudely interrupted by my own thoughts is that PUSSY DEFINITION is so important now more than ever, because there’s an attack on pussy as men have decided to give themselves pussy, despite gay dudes hating pussy, but because of narcissism, confusion, or a WILL to WIN at swimming and other sports..I don’t know…but it’s an attack…and one I don’t want to get in the crosshairs of because I want my pussy definition to be that of a pussy, not of a tuck, not of an insert…so before looking at the tits, or the FILTER FILLERED face…I look to the CUNT…the HUB of new life…the MOST glorious ORIFICE around….if your’e a traditionalist like me.

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2021

Dec

Larsen Thompson Bikini Dance of the Day

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Larsen Thompson is marketed as some up and coming model, I didn’t realize they still had those, I just assumed that everyone was just pulled off instagram based on their bullshit following and viral appeal

I guess Larsen Thompson was pulled off instagram based on her bullshit following and viral appeal…because she went viral as a teen for some awkward and stupid choreographed hip hop dance video I am sure you can google if you’re perverted enough.

I don’t respond well to hip hop dance or choreography, I actually find it really fucking creepy and disturbing, so I’ll just look at what looks like a SUPER tall GINGER being the kind of GINGER who is NOT the kind of GINGER with a fire crotch that contrasted to her overly pink on her pale skin pussy disgusts you.

She’s got legs, she’s got a waistline and she’s got titty…

I wouldn’t say I am a fan of this bitch, but I see long legs, a hot body, so why the fuck not….I thought she was a fat chick, but turns out she’s a fat titty bitch and that’s all it takes to matter in this big tit loving world…

HORMONES IN THE FOOD IS ALL WE NEED TO PROSPER BY SELLING OUR NUDES ON THE INTERNET….BRING IT GMO DAIRY AND POULTRY….

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