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2024

08

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s In a Bikini of the Day

Kendall Jenner is or was in the Caribbean. She was apparently in the Grenadines but she wasn’t the celebrity who died in a plane crash on his way from the Grenadines to St Lucia, which was a really sad story because he was there with his kids and they also died, but it should have been. Unfortunately, the world is not that lucky and the Kardashian private jets never seem to explode the way you’d think they would if they were really the demonic forces I think they are, because really they’ve gamed the retard population hard, monetized off the stupidity of the modern retard and still manage to be compelling figures to the modern retard, allowing them all the become billionaires off the modern retard, without the modern retard ever saying “why did we allow these idiots to exist, be so influential, be so celebrated and paid, while being so trash”.

So yeah, if any family should die in a plane crash, it’s these fucks, Karma should get what Karma gets for them being as horrible as they are…but you know, instead they produce slutty bikini content on the beach, most likely shot by Hailey Bieber who is also on the trip with Kendall Jenner….or was…since she was at the Globes with her boyfriend Timothee Chalomet the weirdo, no wait that’s her sister…same kind of too rich to be such a whore…but yet they are still whores…..

Either way, Kendall’s the hot bodied one, probably fake ass like they all have, but at least she’s not the other pigs, making her worthy of looking at in the event we have to look at one of them.

Let’s hope she’s reading a book on ways to kill herself, or maybe it’s about how to photoshop yourself better…who cares..

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2024

08

Jan

Bibi Pospiech is the Instagram Of The Day

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I just posted a post on social media influencer who may be super influential, or just faking it because this is a fake world where everyone wants to feel like they are famous or important.

I don’t think this Bibi Pospiech is all that different….because these people produce the same content, they all look and dress the same, are they human or are they AI, are the human or are the Sex Bots, are they Human or are the Sex Workers….I know they call themselves influencers and want everyone to know it, but are they actually influencers ore are they just fake spam account followed big tits looking to get free drinks from dumb bros….

I’m not sayinng Bibi’s any of those things, but I’m just categorizing her with all the other girls who give being a hot half naked big cleavage girl who looks like this a bad name in their desperation in their social content.

Bibi could be and probably is a lovely creature sent from Instagram Heaven and we appreciate her for that!

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

08

Jan

Monika Kinga is the Instagram Of The Day

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In a world where the celebrity has been replaced with the FASHION NOVA ambassador, where the Fashion Nova Ambassador is the person getting all the attention and views, as FASHION NOVA becomes a billion dollar brand selling basic stripper gear.

We don’t need to bother with real celebs, we can just look at these hybrid social media humans and wonde what percentage of them is real or altered.

Her name is Monika, but does it even matter? She’s Polish but also lives in Ibiza…but does that even matter either? Not really.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

08

Jan

Sydney Sweeney’s Gold Globes of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney was not at the Golden Globes, but she’s in Australia, probably filming a very important movie now that she’s a super famous A-Lister thanks to her tits, so she did a little Golden Globe broadcast of her own.

You see, the Golden Globes may be a weird hybrid event that no one cares about, not even the celebrities, but I did see that the Hollywood Foreign Press sold the award show to PMC, who own Rolling Stone Magazine and a bunch of other bullshit, because they were called racists for not nominating enough diversity, those racist journalists, and they weren’t handing out enough virtue signalling diversity awards, so that not enough fat trans ethnic people couldn’t say speeches about how happy they are that kids like them have someone to look up to, because being a vapid celebrity is possible and being overpaid for being barely talented is possible, it’s not just for white folks, it’s for everyone….and offering the world no substance, no good, but just a narcissistic masturbatory pat on the back is INSPIRING and so Important….you know instead of encouraging them to be actual important people, who save the fucking planet from evil….”BE LIKE ME” and get to all those fancy parties in style that are very exclusive….like ethnic tranny in a sewer in India…

So yeah, I don’t really fuck with the boring award shows, but I can imagine how terrible they were as they hold onto the dream of a more glorious time when celebrity mattered and people didn’t look like the overpaid, talentless, self involved, garbage humans they are…..

But that doesn’t mean I can’t make my GOLDEN GLOBES pun, it’s the one time of year that I get to feel like the other blogs out there…with a:

“Hold onto your seats, Sydney Sweeney is coming in hotter than the Australian Outback in a drought. The young Euphoric starlet who has recently made waves like the Australian surf this holiday season for her “Anything but You” romantic comedy. She wasn’t able to make it to the Golden Globes, where her Euphoria co-star Hunter Schaeffer, one of the most inspiring transgendered actors in the industry was a presenter, but that didn’t mean she couldn’t bring out her Golden Globes to remind us all what Hollywood is truly about.”

Boom. I’m a blogger. Why won’t anyone give me a high paid job as a blogger. I can be AI….LET ME….

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2024

08

Jan

Stella Hudgens Takes a Heavy Load of the Day

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Sister to the Stars is a far more lucrative and interesting place, or should be, than being a Barista to the stars, or a smoothie shop employee to the stars, or a Target Cashier to the stars, or even a gardener to the stars.

There’s that direct connection, that celebrating Christmas together if they are into that kind of thing, the whole being the best man at each other’s weddings, you know shit like that.

Even Ashton Kutcher’s retarded twin brother is rich by association….so it’s weird that this is the kind of content that Stella Hudgens would want to create.

It is weird that this is the direction that she’d want to take with her life.

She could seemingly be a low paid Hallmark movie actress, but that would require work and effort. She could even open up a bar or restaurant called Hudgens’ Place and people would go there thinking they’d brush shoulders with her sister.

There are 1000 ways to mooch off the Disney Sister…yet she’s producing low level smut for subscribers.

If I cared, I’d wonder if she was molested as a child, or exploited in that dirty dirty industry, seeing herself as a sex object, since 1 in 2 molested chicks become whores, the other 1 in 2 become lesbians or asexual fat weirdos.

Maybe she just sees the fucking money and is engaging with that money in the most lazy content creations, slowly getting more and more hardcore and treating it like another persona, like an acting job.

I’ve said since the early underwear pics that there will be penetration, the paying fans will demand it, so far, we’ve got a cumshot on her ass with a MAGNUM wrapper, as if she uses condoms.

I’m going to call “MOVIE MAGIC” on this one, her trolling the audience into thinking she took a load when it’s probably some fucking movie cum her sister’s make-up artist created for her.

Sure, it could be an actual load on her ass after the condom was ripped off and the strategically placed condom wrapper placed in the frame, because why would anyone fake something so easy to pull off, but actors can’t be trusted, even shitty ones….ESPECIALLY SHITTY ONES. They manipulate our minds!

I think tracking her journey into whoredom has been an educational, predictable, but worthy thing to watch. It’s almost like this same story is happening to a large population of girls, some who may even be in your life….whoredom is real and once they get the bitten by the whore gene…or whore parasite….whoring keeps leveling up and as someone into whores, it’s great. For society as a whole, it’s pretty trash.

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2024

07

Jan

Briana Nicole is the Instagram Of The Day

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Social media is life, so it’s time to start showcasing the social media stars who may be virtually unknown and anonymous, in part because of how aggressive the AI filter and photoshop is, but also because everyone’s and influencer and no one actually keeps track of any of them on the same level they do with actual celebs, even though the social media star is arguably more interesting and less coddled than an actual celeb, despite likely being self involved narcissists….but they had to push to get seen, or buy fake followers to get seen and now they are all fighting to be seen more or harder than the next guy!

So here is a social media babe being hot with the hot content – her name is Briana Nicole

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

06

Jan

Aurolka is the Instagram Of The Day

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Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s aurolka

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

05

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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What’s up out there STEP FAMILY….let’s be like a porn category and fuck each other…no HOMO…since no one is there and fucking each other would just be masturbating…which is pretty much all I do here….

It’s safe to assume that this has been the best year of your life, unless you’ve managed to fuck everything up in 5 days, or maybe you had a heart attack, your wife left you as part of her New Years Resolution, you got fired, arrested, or a limb amputated…but for the most part…

The majority of you are slow movers like me and have not had enough time to destroy your year, even though you’ve had amble time to successful destroy your life….your relationships, your livelihood, and MOST your spirits…

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Breaking the Internet: Kendall Jenner’s Barely Covered Ass in a Thong Bikini!
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Hailey Bieber’s Booty on a Boat!
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2024

05

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Rockin’ Ass of the Day

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I posted Hailey Beiber’s rockin ass earlier today. She’s on vacation with her BFF Kendall Jenner, not that I believe these kinds of people can have friends, or any real relationships because they are fake as fuck….

I also believe that these kinds of people can have real asses because for some reason both Kendall and Hailey’s asses are rockin’ which is VERY suspicious to me.

I doubt they spend their days doing fitness to sculpt the ass, but rather spend money at the medi-spa to get their asses sculpted for them.

So here’s Kendall showing off her ass in a thong bikini, to show off her rockin’ ass, that is as far as we know a real ass, but that I don’t believe is a real ass because these people are all lying scumbag pieces of shit who are doing all they can to destroy society….even though society is already destroyed and is the only reason they exist as influential people to further destroy society…

Just be happy it’s not Kim.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2024

05

Jan

Rumer Willis in the Bath of the Day

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I’ve made fun of Rumer Willis for what I assume is at least 15 years. I figure why would I bother stopping now…if anything, with her dad dying of his weird form of dementia, now would be the ideal time to make fun of her. As you know, they say laughter is the best medicine, probably not for Bruce, seeing as he’s now a retard, but for the rest of us and together our collective laughs may heal his brain….

I actually don’t hate Bruce Willis, I watched Die Hard like the rest of you over the Holidays, he’s a legend, it’s his spoiled, in part by being half Demi Moore, but also because both parents made stupid money kids that are fun to laugh at….mainly because of their WONKY face.

Well, I don’t hate Rumer Willis either, that would be a serious waste of energy, I mean these people don’t exist and are hardly real, even when they post implied nudes in the bath of their postpartem milk filled tit for no reason than to say “look at my tits” which for a face like that should be just a pic of the tits…leave the face for your dad to remember all the bad he’s done, just incase he’s been forgetting it with that dementia shit….and while she’s at it…keep moley back off the internet too..just tight crop of tit.

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