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2023

29

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

I would order wedge salad at some fancy restaurant my wife ordered from to celebrate our anniversary of living in this hell for over 30 years…..assuming the wedge was a pussy with fabric wedges up inside it, which I guess I don’t need to order since I see it almost every day, more often in the summer, since Pussy has a funny way of eating fabric of the pants that are hugging it….and that’s a good thing for a man who has been in married hell for 30 years because it allows us to see hot chicks who would never flash us their pussy…and that gives us all something very nice to think about and revisit as we go through our daily routine!

Thanks for the pussy wedgies ladies.

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2023

29

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed girls be crazy, you know because of all that weed they’ve been smoking…I’ve seen reefer madness and I see what that evil plant, I think they call it devil’s lettuce can do. It makes people schizophrenic, it turns them psychopathic, it may even make them get naked on the internet for fun, attention, money, or the fans they think they have due to the schizophrenia…in their minds they are Taylor Swift and you are the raging fans in the stands screaming “who more labia”….

I don’t know about you, but I’d far prefer a girl on pharmaceuticals to treat those mental health conditions, than to be on a plant that creates them!

Fuck nature, do science……now look at some weed girls that you can imagine are high enough to fuck you….that’s the fun thing about imagination…even the impossible is made possible.

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2023

29

Nov

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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The official Weight Watchers probably gets less action girls who should be and probably have been on weight watchers at least once in their life because dudes are perverts and will treat a fat girl like a trophy wife if they are horny enough…which is why fat girls have a terrible attitude now and act like trophy wives instead of the bottom wrung on the ladder you’re licking because your options are limited…

I guess if a society is going to embrace fatness, even if it’s unappealing, unhealthy, ungodly, disrespectful to the body they’ve been given, a strain on the healthcare system, public benches, airplane seats, all you can eat buffet owners, elastic waistbands…who am I to hate on the fat proud girls who don’t give a fuck about being fat but who probably wish they weren’t fat, they just can’t admit that, it would ruin their whole strategy in propagandizing us.

We take what we can get

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2023

28

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s giving tuesday and that’s not that trending meme expression “It’s giving”…but rather “it’s giving” where you’re supposed to give…and I give you stepLINKS…

SO, are you done jerking off to Jessica Simpson’s Footwear News photoshoot? If so, here are some stepLINKS to jerk off to….talking about jerking off feels pretty gay.

The stepLINKS have got the power to bring your Christmas dreams, being the Christmas miracle you need, getting you right into the Holiday spirit but not quite on the religious level you’d hope, not even on the commercialized Santa Clause or Hallmark version you’d hope, but with links to CONTENT you don’t even give a shit about…like shitty lump of coal in your stocking version of Christmas your sadness may be used to!

Here are some stepLINKS….

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Heidi and Leni Klum Bring the Holiday Cheer!
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Sports Illustrated Accused of Using AI Articles and Fake Writers!
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RUSSIAN-STYLE CHALLENGES
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Blackhawks Player Alledgedly Fired for Boning Teammates Mom
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Wait For It (GIF)
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Car mechanical problems that are just too wacky
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‘Late Show’ cancel this week as Stephen…
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Intimissimi Unleashed: Leni Klum’s Big Boobs Take Center Stage in Lingerie Bliss
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These 15 Pictures Will Make You Think Coincidence Doesn’t Exist
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Caylee Cowan Posing in a Semi-Sheer Bug Dress!
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24 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Superhero bootlegs that are just too funny
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Firefighters saving their girlfriends funny gag
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Sean Strickland held a guy at gunpoint!
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Gifts to Give the Guy in Your Life!
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INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: ELISABETHRIOUX
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The cool manufacturing process of sugar
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John Hawkins: If You Don’t Want Men Looking at You, You Probably Shouldn’t Dress Like This at the Gym
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Ball going at 400 MPH gets recorded in slow motion
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Kylie Jenner – Interview Magazine, November 2023
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47 Hot And Sexy ‘Side View’ Photos
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Veronika Rajek is There for the Tom Brady Raiders!
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Alessandra Ambrosio is In The Fast Lane!
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Miami Heat: Chantel Jeffries’ Thong-Clad Assets on Full Display!
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Joy Crookes See Through to Nipples on the Red Carpet!
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She’s Not A Whore! (GIF)
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Kimberley Garner Gives Us Some Nipple!
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Walmart Fashion Show: 2023 Collection of Craziest Outfits
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Dak Prescott’s Girlfriend is Pregnant!
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Mirror prank on dogs leaves them looking stupid
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10 instances of items getting a deep clean
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How flies move away so fast from attacks
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FIGHT NIGHT
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23 Sexy Nurses With Inspiring Beauty
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Paulina Gretzky and her Mom in a Racy Photoshoot!
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Normani – Renaissance: A Film By Beyonce premiere in Beverly Hills
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Jennifer Lopez – Outside the Tracy Anderson Gym in Studio City
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Alison Brie – Bikini at a beach in Australia
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Camila Mendes – Leaving dinner at Catch Steak in West Hollywood
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Vanessa Hudgens – BetMGM Library of Games promoshoot
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Sabrina Carpenter – The Eras Tour in Sao Paulo
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Jessica Chastain – 20th Marrakech International Film Festival : Day Two
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Busty Peta Todd Titan
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Alyssa Arce Nude
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Waterpark!
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Nerdy Babe Got That Booty
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Various Greek actresses in nude and sex scenes from films and TV
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Robyn Malcolm continues to get naked in After the Party (episode 5 this time)
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BustyMia and Her Big Natural Floppers!
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Might Be Retarded
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Adele Stephens Clothing Optional
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Lourdes Bikini Strip!
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Natalie Fiore Sink Into Softness
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Holly Garner Throwing On Sheer Lingerie!
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2023

28

Nov

Jessica Simpson’s Racy Photoshoot of the Day

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A few hours ago the good people at FOOTWEAR NEWS, put out a feature on Jessica Simpson, who we can assume is an icon in the FOOTWEAR world because of her billion dollar clothing empire that existed in a pre-instagram era, making her the original influencer or direct to consumer scammer….

I don’t know if Footwear News is like being on the cover of Vogue, but I am sure it is in some circles of footfetishists…

The good news is that along with looking a bit like a spooky scary vampire, the popstar turned K-Mart brand billionaire is no longer fat and that is a good thing especially at this stage in her woman rot…

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2023

28

Nov

Heidi and Leni Klum Bring the Holiday Cheer with Intimissimi of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a new shoot of the mom/daughter duo designed to trigger perverts with mom/daughter fetishes around the world, probably also designed as Leni’s being reveal since her big tits were revealed, while Heidi rides off her daughter’s big tit relevance.

I don’t think it matters if it’s a new shoot, or just the old content resurfacing for the holiday season because the brand got a lot of ad impressions off the hype that comes from a mom and her daughter showing off their big tits in lingerie….

I just know that your family holiday season will not be as jerk-off-able, so we need these pros to give us something to either aspire to, or to help bring visuals we can fixate on to speak to our weird fetishes like mom’s and daughter posing in lingerie around the Christmas tree with some holiday cheer, or in their case…big tits.

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2023

28

Nov

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I was sent a takedown notice for a TINY TIT Pic of a girl pulling out her tiny tit from a revenge porn company that basically profits from women who are victims of revenge porn, because they pay these companies to remove the revenge porn, but like anything, people abuse the whole being a victim thing and the revenge porn is rarely actual revenge porn, they just use that angle to get people to remove the nudes they’ve put on the internet in a time they thought hustling nudes on the internet was a good idea.

So I don’t feel as an accomplice in the revenge porn world, since I don’t know any of these chicks, but have a feeling they are fully consensual in these pictures, since they are posing in the pictures….and not about to kill themselves like a high school girl who was victim of actual revenge porn.

I do feel offended by the women who pull their tits out, no matter how small the tit is, because tit of all sizes are tits, using the whole victim shit to get their nudes removed off the internet now that they want to go back to being serious.

It’s pretty disrespectful to actual victims of revenge porn…..so here are some tiny tits of girls who may email me in a few weeks to remove their pics due to it being revenge porn….when clearly it’s not…

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2023

28

Nov

Iggy Azalea Showing off the Body the Day

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You gotta wonder if Iggy Azalea’s family had some medical emergency that depleted her of all her money, or maybe she was just an over-spender and has an IRS bill because the whole idea of her selling memberships and near nudes….because going full nude would take her out of the mainstream popstar who is too old to be a popstar and place her directly into the poorno realm….which a celebrity rarely wants to do, at least not until it’s too late and offers them a second go at their career.

Maybe she’s just an exhibitionist, or being edgy and slutty with her fake ass and tits is part of her brand, and seeing the money roll in gets her narcissism fed and her pussy wet….

So either she’s broke, or an attention seeker and in both cases, she’s got a weird body….so here’s that weird body from what I assume is screenshots of her nude content.

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2023

28

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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It’s apparently the most wonderful time of the year, but I’d argue that everyday of the year is the most wonderful time of the year, at least if you look at things from the perspective of “TIGHT PANTS”….

Because every day of the week, there will be a lot of TIGHT PANTS and that is enough to make me realize that no matter how shitty things may be, how disappointing you may be, how disgusting of a loser you are….there will always be tight pants, at least until the TRAD WIFE LIFE takes over and girls go back to being wholesome after judging all the attention seeking whores in tight pants, showing the world their assholes through their pants for attention, but from where I am sitting, even the wholesome country girls who go to church wear the tight pants to….

Tight pants for likeminded people, or for all people, because there’s something for everyone in a pair of tight pants, like a visible asshole through the tight pants…

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2023

28

Nov

Noah Cyrus Fat Ass in a Thong of the Day

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No this isn’t a scene from a snuff film or horror movie, even though it could pass for that….it’s Noah Cyrus, not building the ark, but doing racy high concept nude content as you’d expect a young attention seeker of her generation to do, even when she’s already got money and a famous last name.

Noah Cyrus is probably not pulling a “forgotten sister” move like she was Stella Hudgens in these pictures she’s producing of herself, but she probably should consider the exclusive content site because there are probably psycho Miley fans ready to subscribe to see the big girl tits.

The reality is that it’s probably not as lucrative as the other shit she does, like living off the trust fund her Achy Breaky dad set up for her….I guess it’s the song that keeps on singing for the family….

Plus it would require work, or effort, when she can just do it for free, as a creative project when she’s bored…which I guess this is…

Not entirely the hottest thong content out there, it’s a little like a horror movie, but she is topless, her ass is fat, her sister is a celebrity, her dad is an icon, so really what more do you want out of Noah other than to put a damn jacket on, we don’t need to be seeing this girl…save it for the whores who need the attention to buy themselves lunch.

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