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2021

15

Dec

Angelina Jolie Doing Nerd Shit of the Day

Old as shit Angelina Jolie is out here with some prosthetic breast plate on for the nerds who want to believe she’s still got tits….even though her tits were removed because she’s got that CANCER GENE…not JEAN..

She reminds me of the girl I posted last week who runs her ONLY FANS with a giant silicon titty suit she bought at the gag store….

I figure if you visit this site you’re the worst kind of nerd who likely jerks off to weird shit like Angelina Jolie as a geriatric super hero who’s super hero skill is melting before our very fucking eyes….ROTTING OUT LIKE A LOAF OF BREAD….SO HOT….rub that MOULDY pussy all over my fucking FACE like it wasn’t as dead as roadkill you just scraped off the road to eat because this inflation thing is making food too expensive.

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2021

15

Dec

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed Wednesdays is a day to celebrate the self-medicators out there….

I’m still committed to the storyline that WEED is GOD’s PLANT and that the censorship and criminalizing of it is pretty easy to understand. BLAME amazon’s documentary of the same name, that isn’t even a good documentary….but it brings up good points…

They don’t want the connected consciousness to rise, so give people depressants. IT WAS MENTIONED in the bible.

They don’t want anything to go against the pharma industry with natural alternatives, even though there’s studies that it can actually CURE cancer…we have receptors to fully connect with WEED on a higher level…can’t have that.

Then there’s the industrial purposes of the plant, the alternative to plastics, which the oil industry doesn’t like…YOU KNOW ALL THIS…

Let the lame non-weed smoking people, who use weed as a political play to divert people from the evil agendas governments push on the people, maybe even poison the people through their weed. LOOK HOW COOL WE ARE….as they STEAL all your freedoms…RIGHT….

KEEP THEM LAZY ON THEIR COUCHES UNASSUMING…NOT CRITICIZING…OR QUESTIONING….JUST WAITING FOR MORE NETFLIX….which is fine…IF YOU ARE STONED…

These are girls doing weed influencing and it’s fun…

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2021

15

Dec

Alexandra Daddario Hard Nipples of the Day

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Old Lady Alex Daddario may be at the top of her game, I don’t know if that’s really possible because when you’re a mid 30 year old who just got engaged it’s kinda the tail end of your hotness and career, maybe she’ll be cast to play the hot middle aged mom, or some spinster who wishes she didn’t choose her career over family, or maybe she’ll just start an ONLYFANS for her tits, where she’d likely make more money because we’re only into her for the tits really…I mean they brought her to us through TRUE DETECTIVE with her tits, and we’ve been riding off that as long as she’s been riding off that…SO SELL NUDES….

Unfortunately, she’s a rich kid who probably confuses dudes stoked on her tits with her being a respectable actress…

HENCE why she’s posting branded fitness marketing campaigns with her tits out, hard nipples at all…you know SINCE she knows people are there to see her epic character acting chops…and NOT the tits…

YOU ARE NOT FOOLING ANYONE hot tits.

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2021

15

Dec

Sophie Mudd Bikini Tits of the Day

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When looking at these picture of Sophie Mudd, you have to ask yourself why she’s not a 250 pound woman, because with tits bigger than her head and probably your head, yet the rest of her isn’t a fat fuck…

What kind of hormones in the foods was she eating, was it DAIRY, was it the ESTROGEN jacked up CHICKENS, I don’t know…I just know it doesn’t make sense.

I guess she could just be editing herself, maybe she’s just a cartoon version of herself, it could happen, I’ve never seen her in person and I know that girls on the internet fucking lie thanks to filters and modern technology.

When you go to an INFLUENCER event it’s really a who’s who situation, becasue none of these people look like the version of themselves they post of themselves with confidence, despite it being a fucking lie.

I am sure you’re not reading this but instead staring at the monster tits, tits that remind you that there’s really nothing else Sophie Mudd should be doing in life but giving her tits the shine they deserve….the ultimate distractor.

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2021

15

Dec

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Wet Spots make the world go round, otherwise it’s just DRY pussy for everyone, which may be something I am used to thanks to my nutrient lacking, unhealthy as fuck, drug addicted, dehydrated, not turned on in anyway, too old to have a period, half dead zombie corpse pussy, not because I like it but because it’s affordable.

So in not having any of the skills to turn on a pussy, to ever face lubrication from said pussy, which helps across the board due to the increased friction, the WET spot, is usually a sign of something like a bacterial infection…any moisture felt sets off red flags…some WWII style SIRENS….THE SKY IS FALLING THE SKY IS FALLING…

While to nories, the wet spot’s probably hot….it means they’re horny…or having a miscarriage from the vaccines…HOT

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2021

15

Dec

Interesting Yoga Outfit and Other Videos of the Day

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This Freak Teaches Your Kids

Pussy Couple

Freak Fuck

In Case I didn’t Post this – CUCUMBER SHOPPER

TikTok Transition of the Day

WHY AREN’T YOU IN UNIFORM

TITTY JIGGLE

HOOTERS GIRL

Girl SQUATS

Exciting Content

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2021

15

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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That 5G conspiracy is starting to make a lot of sense to me because I keep seeing people in public glitching out, whether it is public figures on TV doing or saying weird shit that most humans wouldn’t do or say….or people in person working at the grocery store or banks….

If you’re wondering what the 5G conspiracy is, it’s basically that the radiation from 5G can fuck with a motherfuckers mind….and heart…

So when people were getting sick with COVID, it was actually 5G installs….and everyone LAUGHED….but radiation poisoning is real.

But I think that shit is a direct link to people’s fucking brains….where they get controlled through messages they send people….it’s not that far fetched.

It’s that or an Alien invasion…because if I was an alien, this is the way I’d run it….

I will not accept that HUMANS are this stupid organically.

Maybe it’s the anti-depressants.

I guess people have always been dumb…this just feels next level dumb…

This is NEXT level dumb across the board, not just about COVID, or SHOTS, it is across the fucking board….in all aspects of their lives…DUMBOS amongst us….especially those who think there is going to be some kind of revolution….WE ARE DOOMED…

But align with GOD and you’ve got nothing to fear, stop being scared pussies, grow up.

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Apparently Nancy Reagan was the THROAT GOAT – DICK SUCKING QUEEN
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Lauren Pacheco is Worth Staring at her Tits
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Bride Passed Out, Vomited and Then Got Pooped On During Ceremony
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Alexis Ren – Slutty in a Bra
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Dell Curry Snapped Pics With Instagram Models After Steph Became the Leader in Three Pointers
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OJ is Finally Free!
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POV View Of A Hot Wheels Car On A Water Track!
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5 Magic Tricks to Impress Everyone
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Homeless Billionaire
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GODZILLA CHRISTMAS TREE
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Billie EIlish Goes Viral Because of Porn
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Cool Illusion
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Gift with Brookstone
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2021 GIFT GUIDE – GET GIFTS – GUIDE
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We Love Cam Sluts – SUPPORT – Cam Sluts
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2021

14

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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There is going to be a time when it is going to be cool to be “red pilled” and realizing that we are living in hell, that nothing we are being told makes any sense, and that we may have injected ourselves blindly with a kill shot, or at least a shot that gives us HIV positive results, despite never being fucked up the ass in a bathhouse the traditional way….

These viral trends work in cycles, where the influencers who aren’t bought start putting it all togther and realize it’s a fucking lie that makes no sense, they’ll start speaking out against shit, then the normies start speaking out because they are followers, and for the longest time I was cautious in what I was saying about COVID, which is really only one aspect of a much bigger issue that is set to destroy life as we know it across the fucking board…

I’m just a sideline observer who just knows the fucking truth, because it’s not so hard to see the truth, they make the truth real fucking obvious.

I’ve actually been surprised at how DUMB people are and how they just go along with it or think that life is normal or that that people in charge aren’t evil, but rather than they care about you….

They’ve obviously never met rich people who think they are important or a different species of human, because they do….

But yeah, like any trend, it will become cool to the mainstream….but WILL it be too late…or will that just set off the other plans they have in place…so they can really enforce it.

The real play would have been NOT complying throughout the “pandemic” but instead every self righteous, self involved fuck, liked being part of a “movie” plot…it made the feel like heroes for following the rules or some shit….

Anyway, we’re all going to die anyway, so who fucking cares who knows what’s coming and who doesn’t…

It’s not like we can revolt or change history….

HENCE why I just say, blindly look at the tits.

I am the purveyor of tits….that’s my duty in this here apocalypse.

Here are some stepLINKS

GIFT THESE SEX TOYS FOR ALL YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS
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The Comprehensive Christmas Gift Guide You Should Check Out
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Madison Beer Wins the Spiderman Premiere
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Hanna Wilson’s in her Underwear Gaming
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Alexis Ren in Lingerie Looking Hot
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Billie Eilish on Watching Porn at 11
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Pregnant Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage
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Gwen Singer Nipple Pokies in a Red Dress!
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Mariah Carey’s Christmas Angel Ranks her Song
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Christmas Tree Godzilla
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Babe Dances in Leggings to “Body Language”
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Dr Oz’s Daughter s Taking Over his Show and She’s Hot
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Turtle VS Shark
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Jojo’s Hot Yoga Pose!
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LeBron James’ son Bronny James eyeing four prestigious universities
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Kim K on Cultural Appropriation for a Magazine Photoshoot
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Packers QB Kurt Benkert’s Wife Sent Him Hilarious Text Messages After He Played His First NFL Snaps
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Candice Swanepoel’s Skimpy Bikini
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A Bunch of Memes
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9 Movies where the Villain Wins!
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The Man Who Lost a Billion Dollars
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Waitress Gets Customer to Leave
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Monkey Loves his Kitten
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Britney Calls Out Diane Sawyer
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The Blacklist – Best Movies Not Made in 2021!
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The Peanut Btter Prank
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Ireland Baldwin Trolls Carrie Bradshaw
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Zac Stacy’s Ex Responds to His Claims That She “Staged” the Attack
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Scary Nun Prank
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Cat Likes his Massager
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Oscar Winning Performance
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Reality TV Star Made 50k Selling Farts
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Hot Nude Model Julia’s Nude Self Portraits
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Hottie Josie Canseco’s at the Fight
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Car Crashing due to Restricted Road Width
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Husband Didn’t Belive Woman Saw Tornado
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SOCIAL MEDIA BABE TRICKERY
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Florida Woman Arrested for Breaking Sink During Bathroom Sex
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Vikings WR Justin Jefferson Takes a Shot at Baker Mayfield During Monday Night Football
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Learn How to Panic Knot
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PANDAS AREN’T REaL
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Tis the Season for Christmas Memes
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Mac Jones is a Taylor Swift Christmas Guy
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When Animals Needed Humans for Help
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Matchstick and Lightbulb Experiment
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Woman Says She Accidentally Livestreamed Sex on Facebook
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Rex Ryan Caused Ryan Clark to Walk-Off the Set of “Get Up” by Calling Himself a “Toe Expert”
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Volcano Erupting in Iceland Caught on Tape
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Odell Beckham Jr Did the “Detroit Urban Survival” to Celebrate a TD
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Sydney Sweeney in a Photoshoot
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Emma Watson Bikinis in Barbados
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THOT REN AT THE SPIDERMAN PREMIERE
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Madison Beer in a SLutty Dress
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Madison Iseman in Some Photoshoot
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Emilia Jones in Some Photoshoot
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Diana Silvers in Some Photoshoot
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Zendaya on the Red Carpet in a Slut Dress
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Zendaya for the Paparazzi
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Johnny Sequoyah in a Photoshoot
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Olivia Rodrigo at a Book Launch
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Kate Beckinsale Skinny Legs
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Skriver for a Magazine
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Kim K in a Photoshoot
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Eiza Gonzalez in Leggings for the Paparazzi
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Ana De Armas and her New Ben Affleck
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Ava Philipe Mini Reese
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Halsey in a Titty Dress
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Elsa Hosk in a Photoshoot
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From stepSMUT!!

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Christmas Lesbian Fucks
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Twerking on Santa in Stores
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Titty Tuesday
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Unbuttoning the Hot Tits
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Two Pussy Showdown
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Shaking Ass – Hidden Dragon
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24 People Having a Shitty Day
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DUde Watches Porn in the Library
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Shower Girl
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That Was Unexpected!
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Dude Cauhght Jacking off at Work
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Ass Spreader
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Big Titty Raylene Strip by the FIreplace
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Cyclist Flashes Pussy
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Dildo on The Computer
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40 Minutes of Sex
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Nude Model with Freakish Tongue Piercing
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Hot Dildo Fucker
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CUCK
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RIM JOBBER
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Sitting on Dildos
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Real Girl Dick Suck
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Mom Peeing on Couch
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College Amateurs Fuck
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Two Tone Tony
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I Think he has Ball Cancer
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Girl Fucking Shower Heads
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Skinny Girl Body Show
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Big Tit Pussy Show
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Worst Orgy Ever
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A Bunch of Hot Asses
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Gamer Dick Suck
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Those tits are on Fire
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Ass Eater
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In Case You Missed it – Loneliest Fucker on Pornhub
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Pussy in Scrubs
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2021

14

Dec

Josephine Skriver Side Tit of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is officially a human trafficked, made in a lab, probably funded by the Lingerie Company who made her, one that seems into funding things like that….because Eugenics is real and even I’ve dabbled in the idea of creating a superior race in my image….I just haven’t really dipped my toe into it…because it’s hard to find bitches who will let me cum in them for the purpose of creating our own race….along with all the other women I’ll need to convince to get involved to properly pull this off…which would be at least 1000 women….so it’s a lot of moviing parts…which is why I just dip my toe into it…by jerking off to nudes…it’s a starting point…

Anyway, Skriver, made in a fucking lab, genetically modified human, probably part of experiments that will roll out in the future when everyone is sterile, which is actually good news, because it will mean all women will be hot, not fat slobs who we’ll assume will die off when the food shortages hit…

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2021

14

Dec

The Ratio Tuesday of the Day

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I realize that people aren’t that good at math or science, even though they ads on Vermont Television tells me that MATH + SCIENCE = SUCCESS…..yes, I watch free to air digital antenna channels because I was gifted one and I get all kinds of channels including one from Nashville where I get my weekly dose of the OPRY….because I’m into Americana like that….Country Music like Corn Bread and Big Tits are America or some shit…

Anyway, the Ratio is the HIP to WAIST ratio where science says that men are more attracted to girls with the right hip to waist ratio, because it’s what separates feminine girls and dudes….you know…CHOOSE the feminine girls not the dudes…no matter what they try to indoctrinate you with…LISTEN to your INSTINCTS!

Here are some girls showing their ratio….some better ratio that ever….

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