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2021

12

Nov

Jaime King Nude Addict of the Day

Jamie King is a fucking shit show, but check out that ass in which we assume she shits out of, at least when she comes off all the opiates she’s addicted to, you know since opiates are constipating…

The ass looks round as fuck…

My favorite Jamie King story is when she was a disaster when out for lunch and rumored to have peed on the sidewalk, you know crackhead shit…

Here’s the flashback:

It’s apparently bullshit, she is just sitting in a wet spot, but that’s far less fun….

I have other less fun Jamie King stories too, in the 90s when she was a hot titty fashion model on Heroin for the Heroin chic look she got famous for, her boyfriend at the time overdosed and she didn’t…so he died, she lived on to move to LA and get some low hanging acting jobs…

That’s a good one.

I think she recently got dumped by her husband because of her opiate addiction, you know since heroin addiction in the 90s carries you for 30 fucking years…

BUT THAT ASS looks round as shit, so I’m a fucking fan of a ghetto degenrate rich and famous model in her 40s….actual edgy from an era where people were actually edgy is better than this Disney Fluffy edginess the stars bring us…

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2021

12

Nov

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Women in FROG BUTT pose are more interesting than actual frog butts.

You know some masterful enterprising internet slut out there likely came across a frog on one of her influencer trips, sugar baby trips, you know to a tropical place or maybe a Cabin in the woods upstate when the sugar daddy’s wife was at the Florida house…bored and trying to be present for her paying customer…forced to not look at her phone but to look at the nature around her…only to come across a frog and think “I can do that better”….spawning a whole trend that so many babes partake in….

These are some frog butts, or girls in the frog butt pose, on knees, back arched, ass out, not quite what frogs in the wild do…but we’ll take it for not being scientifically or biologically accurate…since we don’t take science or biology serious in ANY other aspect of our lives…

FROG BUTTS.

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2021

12

Nov

Helena Christensen Hot of the Day

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Helena Christensen is old as shit, but that doesn’t stop her from doing slutty selfies…or looking good in those slutty selfies..

Clearly she is not as fucked up as Linda Evanglista from some COOL SCULPTING incidents that made that bitch fat, all in an attempt to defy the natural aging process by doing some old lady J.Lo tactics or witch craft to trick motherfuckers into forgetting they are in their 50s….from filters, photoshop, injections, to invasive procedures, starving themselves, fitness, you know anything to maintain their hotness….

Fake looking instead of aging gracefully but sometimes, like in this selfie, they can pull it off because Helena Christensen is about the same age as Linda Evangelista….but clearly not as shitty at age defying the aging process procedures…her lies and her pretending it is genetics and not procedures, is almost believable and I’ll by into any lie if it is hot enough, except fucking trannies, that’s a lie that just creeps me out…

The Danish – Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game” video vixen who I remember going VIRAL from that video before viral happened…let’s have a moment of silence for what was….

She has done a lot in her life than that, including but not limited to being the co-founder of Nylon Magazine, doing Victoria’s Secret underwear modeling for you to jack off to, being considered a top supermodel for you to jack off to and in the 90s was in the top 7 with Christy Turlington, Linda Cool Sculpt Evangelista, Cindy Child Abuser Crawford, Elle the First Model I jacked off to Macpherson, Claudia the hot nazi Shiffer and obnoxious Naomi Campbell…

She also got knocked up by Norman Reedus…So here’s the tits Norman Reedus came on, even though she’s far more famous than Norman Reedus, it’s just nice to know he came in her….you know as a reference point…

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2021

12

Nov

Genevieve Morton Fat Tits of the Day

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Her name is Genevieve Morton, you may remember her as a forgotten Sports Illustrated model, who’s only claim to fame was being a Sports Illustrated model…and it was hardly a claim to fame because no one really gave a shit about her when she was doing that…so why would they care now..

TITS, that’s why, she was a big set of tits and that was all you need….but the problem with the big tits is that eventually the rest of the body catches up to them…and in Genevieve’s case…that happened while she was with SI all those years ago.

I used to fat shame her, but in my defence it was in the era where fat models weren’t a thing….a more glorious time where you could call a not so fat model a fucking pig because you had a benchmark or baseline of how fat a model should be to be acceptable…

That shit went fucking rogue, not at the right time for Genevieve, because she’d be considered skinny as shit by now….

I don’t know if SI had to fire her for being fat and old, I mean the SI model thing eventually comes to an end, even for their actual stars….but if it’s the only thing you’ve ever done because your star power is non-existent…that must be a depressing thing to happen…like when these doctors and nurses get fired after 30 year careers for not getting vaccines or some shit…it is ALL they know.

Well, she’s still go the tits, I don’t know what else she’s up to, probably dating rich guys, trying to date rich guys, maybe producing nude content with her great tits that I haven’t seen since no one cares, but I’m too lazy to look up her IG…..I’ve seen enough here…on the ONLY site that matters….if mattering is no one giving a shit about it….like it was Genevieve Morton.

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2021

12

Nov

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full back panties aren’t just for old ladies and lazy girls on their period, they are also for sluts!

Don’t discriminate panties based on their shape and appearance, but rather the content of their character, by character I mean the hotness level of the girl in them…

Inspiring, I know…..the MLK of girls who get naked-ish on the internet.

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2021

12

Nov

AnnaSophia Robb Titty of the Day

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I am a dinosaur. I stil have a good time writing the site, it’s actually my favorite thing to do and a joke in and of itself because I don’t know how to write…yet here I am….not that I am getting paid to write…YOU don’t support me but at least you’re here.

Anyway, as a dinosaur, doing this daily for 17 or 18 years, I was one of the first and still standing perverts with a blog like this..

In the era I came out of, you’d NEVER see a celebrity pull out their nipple pastie for the paparazzi, but more telling, they’d never take a selfie of the shit and upload it to their feed….

People were genuinely interested in celebs back then, so celebs didn’t have to compete for likes, follows, relevance, reducing themselves to Glamour Models and OnlyFans type girls selling sex to get noticed.

YET here we are….

AnnaSophia Robb isn’t Lohan famous, obviously, she also puts her pronouns in her instagram BIO so she’s fucking compromised and on that satanic witchcraft shit….but she is still famous, too famous to be pulling tit out like a gutter whore…but that’s not the world we’re in…which I guess is a good thing if you’re not bored of this shit yet….

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2021

12

Nov

Carolina Marie Topless of the Day

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CAROLINA MARIE is a model represented by NEXT MODELS which is a pretty legitimate agency, assuming you think any of these human trafficking agencies for the rich, you know the sugar baby dating service before sugar babies was mainstream and for everyone with an internet connection willing to sell their souls or their bodies for the fame, fortune and totally misguided “dream life” that will leave them all empty and miserable because it is not soul fulfilling work…BUT that doesn’t mean you can’t jerk off to their content.

I am not saying that Carolina Marie is a sugar baby, she is just a reminder that the majority of these signed models are, because it’s not all that lucrative of a job since so many bitches want to be models and rent doesn’t pay itself…

It is possible that Carolina is brilliant, inspiring, maybe she even saves AIDS babies, instead of baby sitting married rich men…like an on-call prostitute….because flying private jts to important places is really what they THINK life is about.

The point of the story is, hot chicks deserve nice things, like you jerking off to them…or rich guys…because being hot is important in this world of uglies and Carolina is hot and that is what this is about, not the higher level creepiness of the model agency /predator aspect of the model industry…but it’d make a good deep dig investigation for someone to look into, I’m too lazy for that.

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2021

12

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I post FISHNETS every week and with the impending food crisis and supply shortages as well as inflation and the whole idea of the currency being totally destroyed…you should probably get to the local drug store like these bitches and get yourself some fishnets, because you could use them to try to catch fish to feed yourself and your family, or you can slip into them and become the tranny sex worker you’ll need to be to survive the prison we’re about to be in….GET THOSE THROATS READY….

Or look at these hot chicks who may or may not be WOKE idiots who think everything is racist or sexist or misogynistic…especially FISHNETS…you can read into them as being some oppressive garment from TOXIC masculinity….while producing content like this for the Toxic Masculinity in exchange for money…because I guess they don’t hate men as much when they are funding their lives…

EITHER WAY, fishnets are classics, glamorous and hot.

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2021

12

Nov

Girl Turns Underwear into Overalls of the Day

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It’s pretty funny that as the world collapses, people want to pretend that everything is totally fucking normal, because that’s by design…keep people distracted in their own life so that the evil masterminds can work on their project without being annoyed by the public united and saying “no thanks”….

So the mindless idiots of the world are at home bored, figuring out how to go viral and reducing themselves into slutty behavior because it increases the chance of going viral since everyone’s distracted by the noise and addicted to this shit.

I don’t want to discount how brilliant the panty overalls is, because it’s something I’ve seen, I’ve done, I’ve convinced girls to do…not the most BRILLIANT…but to see someone do it on the internet without being embarrassed, in fact, doing it because they think it’s brilliant, when it requires literally zero brain to conceptualize…but I still love it since we can’t unite and protect humanity, so it might as well go down like this.

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2021

12

Nov

The “Why Aren’t You in Uniform Challenge of the Day

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Mom and Daughter Slut Duo

Blondie

Slutty Santa

Tartan Special

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