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2021

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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If only fishnets were a literal thing….and not a package of pantyhose with a netting pattern to be hotter than the traditional pantyhose..available at the grocery stores for all those professional feminist women.

If only the fishnet section were actual fishnets that you could use on the women at the grocery store you find hot….

You know treat them like the fish in the wild that you need to rip from its habitat of the ORGANIC FOOD section and gets pulled into your cart only to bring her home to feed the family…or at least feed you…if you consider eating pussy being fed…it’s more of a lick/suck.

I guess that would be illegal, could even get you cancelled for saying it, luckily I’ve been cancelled since the 90s so I can make jokes about love and romance….passion and lack of self restraint for the sake of love…because LOVE is beautiful.

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2021

Nov

Take a Hike and Other Videos of the Day

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Woke Microsoft – is Fucking Crazy

Fitness Bitch in Shorts Out Strongs a Pussy…

COVID Lunatic Santizing her Shit

Rand Big Balls Paul VS Fooch – HISTORY KNOWS MOTHERFUCKERS

Narcissists at the Funeral

Dana White and Vaccine Mandates

Couple Solves Problems like they are Jimmy Fallon Half Retards

Titty TikTok Challenge

Yoga Stretches

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2021

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It was a week ago today that I emailed Candace Owens about the fact that newborns on Instagram look fucking alien and are hyper advanced.

I don’t know if their parents or mother is vaccinated, but basically if you look at newborns on Instagram just out of curiosity, you’ll see these weird black eyed creatures they are calling newborns…

To make it fucking worse, the babies are doing things at a hyper advanced rate.

I don’t know much about kids, or babies, but apparently holding their head up at 5 days, holding their bottle at 9 days, and even a premature kid I saw was rolling over at 4-5 days….and according to google that is supposed to happen at 6-9 months…

I am of the school of thought that the vaccine has demonic or alien tech inside of it, because every vaccinated person is a lobotomized idiot who seems off….you may see this is your everyday life too…people are dumber than ever, people you may know are acting different, angrier, darker, and it is all pretty disturbing…

Is this a sci-fi movie where the mothers are nurturing alien demons – I’ve seen Rosemary’s Baby by that predator Polanski, I didn’t know it was a preview of what is to come, but I see a future of demon babies being breast fed by mindless idiots in Starbucks….

I could be wrong, I mean it definitely sounds fucking crazy, but MAYBE I need to get my “Bat Boy” tabloid moment….I mean something’s gotta go viral eventually! Let’s do it with Vaccine Babies being Alien Creatures…

Needless to say, Candace Owens didn’t answer me. How rude.

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2021

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Not to talk about COVID – because COVID is fucking boring but it’s just so insane and around us everywhere from the masks where you can’t smile at a bitch….or SNIFF her romantically as you do when bending down next to them in the grocery store cuz all you smell is your rotting mouth…..

But I saw a report you’ll have to look into about Italy reworking their numbers from with covid to from covid deaths and it went from 160,000 to 4,000…have you been fear mongered to this year? Or what?

AND….even crazier…I know a double vaccinated, not that I think it’s a vaccine, I’m not an idiot, but I know someone who does think it is a vaccine who has been sick with covid symptoms for a month, finally went to a doctor, asked to do a covid test, and they said “oh no it’s just the flu” like bitch, how do you know that, is it because covid was always the flu, and you’re ready to bring the flu back, or is it because you want to keep fully vaccinated “breakthrough” cases to a minimum…you can’t have 10,000 cases a day with 9,900 being fully vaccinated and say the vaccine still works….

OR they want to kill the unvaccinated and need their COVID to do it…I don’t fucking know…I’m more interested in looking at tits and smelling their asses at the grocery store.

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2021

Nov

Olivia Wilde Bra of the Day

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I don’t think Olviva Wilde is really all that interesting or hot. I mean she’s alright in this cropped GUCCI bullshit where she’s letting you all know that she chooses GOD, unless that’s an upside down cross, which could be a little more representative for the kind of person who is into the whole Jesus thing in a legitimate way amongst the demons of Hollywood…I mean ask Mel Gibson how his Christianity worked out for him in Hollywood…not so welcomed with open arms was it…

Anyway, the most interesting thing about Olivia Wilde is that her real name is COCKBURN, which may not excite you, understandably, it’s probably the worst name you could have when it comes to giving boners…I mean sure there are guys who like friction burns on their cock…maybe like the Barstool Guy they like the DRY FRICTION of the pussy so he tries to make them as un-eager to fuck him….you know but bitches smell money and TWITTER followers and they can’t keep it in their pants….maybe like a guy who lines his fleshlight with SAND PAPER, HOT SAUCE, House Hold Chemicals…maybe he’s got a stage show that he performs for strippers where he lights his dick on fire with a shot of VODKA…they call that FLAMBE…

THERE are ways to burn a cock…with cigarettes, lighters, or a good old fashioned HOUSE FIRE…..

NONE of the ways are that appealing, so when your name is COCKBURN, it’s like get the fuck out of here bitch…maybe you should change to to WILDE…especially for your PROFESSIONAL CAREER…

Anyway, she’s waring a bra, for a GUCCI fashion show that featured a bunch of fucking losers that they want you to think are important because they have money…that’s how society works…NO ONE KNOWS what real PURPOSE IS….JUST bank balances….so I eagerly await the financial collapse where everyone’s back to SLAVE class…

You can’t see her nipples in her bra, which makes me wonder why she’d bother with the bra…especially in her midlife crisis where she is dating a man in a skirt, which as far as I’m concerned is better than that fool Ted Lasso…who is a reminder of just how dumb and unimpressive AMERICA is….

THAT IS YOUR HERO….YOUR COMEDIC HERO….REALLY?

Am I just too ANGRY that I don’t know funny….PROBABLY…but I don’t feel angry, I’m looking at an actress who normally has cankles CROPPED…so we can appreciate what’s actually good about her….eyes, tits, cheekbones, you know the kinds of things a man in a dress would cum in, just not as hard as that Ted Lasso fool cuz that would mean making shitty babies.

Here’s that shitty fashion show, they should pay me for this shit, I got 8 people and 1000 RUSSIAN SPAM bots who are gonna watch this shit, that’s gotta be worth 5 dollars to someone.

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2021

Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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What’s in your cart is my kind of game show that I play with myself when I go to the grocery store to stand around in a mask to check out the bitches of the grocery store in their leggings…when you’re too old for clubs and bars, that’s what you do, plus girls dress sluttier than ever, the grocery store outfits are usually more revealing than the club outfits of 15 years ago…YAY for progress…

Shopping Cart Mysteries…is a lot like ASSHOLE behind thongs…you know, never sure what the asshole on the ass will look like…but you know that it’s probably there….and thanks to the thong it helps you reach your conclusion faster..

Today. I saw a girl with two bags of pork rinds, a jar of tomato juice, sour cream and chicken livers….and thought…what kind of monster is this…until seeing another girl with yogurt and white claws thinking…that’s the dinner of millennial champions…both were not as impressed with my cucumber, vaseline and duct tape….the only way to walk through grocery stores, they’ve even got a meme for it.

Today, I also rounded up about 100 pics of girls who want you to match their asshole to their ass and to their thong because the thong is totally inefficient in the best way!

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2021

Nov

Hailey Clauson Tits of the Day

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Hailee Clauson was a hipster model when that was a thing. You know the alternative model who was still hot as shit but just came off cooler than the other fashion models because they’d do things like URBAN OUTFITTERS ads…and any brand with the name URBAN in it you know is as cool as it fucking gets….not mooching off a culture like they were Hypebeast at all.

I only know this shit because I’ve been on the fucking internet forever…

Hailee Clauson’s probably got topless in shoots when she was doing that whole hipster thing, it was an era before instagram…but I don’t really remember any of her fashion model smut…

She was clever enough to rebrand, do Sports Illustrated, become a legit model and now she gets to live the dream on social media…with her tits out….and some face filter on because I’m not convinced those are even human eyes…

I’ve been on the internet forever, so I am aware that not everything we see is real…but that doesn’t mean it’s not worth staring at.

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2021

Nov

Rowan Blanchard Underboob of the Day

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It was Halloween last week and I only have so much energy to write about idiots I don’t care about, I do more than enough each day, so this Halloween Analysis get dragged out over weeks, which I guess isn’t all that big of a deal because it’s basically Halloween everyday for these girls….shells of themselves and half naked EVERYDAY of the week.

I don’t mean just Rowan Blanchard and other celebs, but basically all ladies with social media accounts trying to get noticed, which in and of itself is pretty desperate, pathetic, even depressing, but that society makes them think is the most valid of accomplishments, so get slutty, get noticed, matter….HORRIBLE for a society, but great for a pervert.

Rowan, an awkward Disney Kid from Boy Meets World 2, the daughter of two uglies Corey and Topanga, had to be rebranded to maintain her fanbase that was growing up with her, otherwise they’d unfollow, and Disney / ABC can’t have that.

So…they sent her to Brooklyn to pretent to be an entitled “artist” in a Hipster loft the TRUST FUND, or in this case the MOUSE EARS paid for, so that she could do half naked hipster shoots to connect with her generation of mindless half naked idiots of the internet.

In doing that, it kinda makes her slutty Halloween costume way less slutty, it’s just a normal day for these freaks, but her nipple is hard, the pants are tight, which is all we really need, so let her continue her low level sex work, to keep people compelled to watch her high profile Hollywood work. It’s a trend.

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2021

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I am a titty activist, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, this site should have been set up as a non-profit to raise money for tits – maybe I’ll figure out how to make it a non profit for tits – in part because it’s already a non profit so I might as well get the perks these big NGOs have – but more importantly – fighting to save tits is critical….tit cancer is rampant and I even saw a woman who had to get her tits removed from the VACCINE so we need HEROES in the titty space to really champion the cause….since I am passionate about tits, I should be that guy.

I like big tits, small tits, all tits….but TRANNY tits, I don’t like fake tits, but sometimes think they’re fun because they are tits, just unnecessary.

I like when tits are shown as a joke, as a game, as a porno, or to get me off….

So when the TITTY drop come in, I’m a watching.

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2021

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Got Them Tits on of the Day

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Here’s some Vanessa Hudgens doing a fitting for waht I’ll assume is a shirt that’s a few sizes too small…unless that’s the way it is supposed to look because girls aren’t scandalous enough, might as well make them seaters that cover 90 percent of their hands, but only 5 percent of the tits….where at a certain point you have to wonder why even wear clothing…just hire a fucking handler to push you around in a stretcher or a wheelchair so that you can just lay there with your legs spread masturbating, you know so everyone sees what you’re about…

WE HAVE ACTUALLY SEEN WHAT HUDGENS IS ABOUT…she was the first celebrity leaked nude scandal, back when cameras barely existed on phones. She was quick to the nude…..her team or the people at Disney who own her DNA because they made her in a lab tried to get it deleted off the internet by saying she was 17 and thus people were spreading illegal contraband…but whenever I hear that, I assume it’s just a lie to get people to DELETE the shit…understandably. But at the same time, that means she was producing porn when she was underage….TRACI LORDS IS THAT YOU?

I don’t hate Hudgens, I think she’s growed out of a hairy little monkey with a fat bush, into someone who they are using to hustle the instagram influencer hustle…where “they” is the mainstream Hollywood industry scrambling to compete with the influencer…and for whatever reason this is who they chose to do it.

TITTIES….that was really all I had to write, but instead I gave you three paragraphs of words you won’t read…glad I was part of this….

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