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2021

03

Nov

Juliette Lewis Bikini Dance of the Day

Juliette Lewis has flipped the switch in her mind to a whole new mental state after 2 years of daily stress…some flight or flight….and other bullshit thanks to the media, pandemics, who the fuck knows what….her new mental state is permanent vacation vibes….deeper priority on living and work motivated by joy and pleasure….IT IS ALL IN YOUR MIND MOTHERFUCKERS…choose happiness…and be like Juliette Lewis an do it in a bikini.

This is her “Hi, is this TikTok” bikini dance….

Maybe she’s laying in the clickbait with her old, but hot skinny body, knowing that it’s ALMOST Christmas motherfuckers and we all need to get our CHRISTMAS VACATION watching on…only no longer the daughter, now old enough to be the Beverly DeAngelo without the big tits….so I’m ready for her next project to be Christmas Vacation Too the Juliette Lewis years….maybe she can throw in some Natural Born Killers energy and pull an on “RUST” set move to rid the world of Chevy Chase. I’ve seen his comedy once and he was the worst, you know one of those experiences where you wish we actually lived in a dystopia where you could end the failed performers you paid to see. We call that “If only she was on set of RUST working as the Cinematographer…”…as if that’s a real story…SHOW US THE BODY….

Whether you think Juliette Lewis is hot or not, she’s hot and a legend in the movies alone, plus NO FAT CHICKS allowed so I’m on board.

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2021

03

Nov

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Working out is Great at least when you’re a half naked chick doing it half naked, which I guess is what you see in all the gyms, and hence the reason any dude would go to a gym, at least a decade ago before everyone was gay, or trying to get abs for their instagram selfie as if they were gay.

I do know that fitness leads to a better life on all fronts, it also helps you fight COVID and survive. The real crisis is America is fat fucks eating all the FOOD…there’s a supply shortage….and I guess they also put strain on the healthcare industry but if they are too fat, sick and weak to fight, you can fucking manipulate them and take their money. Poor fatties, they don’t stand a chance.

As a fat fuck married to a fat chick, I know first hand that fat fucking sucks, but working out takes effort, and when you’re fat, you don’t have any of that.

So that’s why I get my fitness from staring at hot chicks doing fitness in slutty ways, or showing off their fit bodies they are motivated to keep fit, since life is digital and money is made from nudes…they are no longer pure and innocent masturbation material, they’re just transactional.

What I am saying is, hot chicks working out, or being fit, is motivating enough to get some fitness on the brain, and who knows, maybe if you got in on their program, you’d get fit enough to get girls too…IT COULD HAPPEN…stranger things have happened.

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2021

03

Nov

Lady Gaga Asshole of the Day

I would say that the one time I should have been cancelled for being a pervert was about 12 years ago, where Lady Gaga was at some night club event I had managed to sneak into because I guess when I tried to get into places, I was able to get into places…

I was about 3 or 4 hours into the open bar, you know at blackout levels and I used to be far more of a shit show when I got to that level, now I just sort of half die in the corner of my bathroom with a jar of peanut butter or whatever food I happen to fine…it’s less fun, less dangerous, less destructive to others…so a win, I guess…

But anyway, I grabbed Lady Gaga’s ass, pretty fucking hard, like hard enough to wonder why she didn’t feel anything and it was a great ass.

So throughout her career since that was early in her career, I have had first had knowledge of Lady Gaga’s fishnet covered ass firmness, which may be the most important ass I’ve ever grabbed and not been beat up over….

So as much of a weird Satanic demon that she may be, or as much as she’s a try hard culture vulture who rips off the actual cool kids, she’s got an ass worth grabbing, maybe even now in her old age and that’s probably why she’s got it out in some photoshoot…she knows her angles.

I will say that I do want some nerds out there to do their nerd trickery so that I can see the asshole, since it is the gateway to her soul…obviously..

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2021

03

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

I like to think the cameltoe is the passive aggressive strategy of the woman who is secretly mad that the transgenders are moving in on their turn in an actual threat far greater than TOXIC MASCULINITY…

You know, a bunch of dudes who can’t get pussy rating girls they see in movies based on their tits, because it’s all they got….is not a fucking threat to women.

Or a big corporations using sex to sell products, because it’s easy, and people appreciate good looking things being sexualized…is not a fucking threat to women.

I would argue that women, at their core, under all that noise and confusion from external factors, probably get turned on by dudes being dudes, even lame dudes being dudes, because they like tits….rather than the male feminist cuck who wants to watch them have sex with a dick bigger than theirs…

I am not a woman, so I don’t really know what goes through their mind, but I am sure no hot chicks out there are really that mad that they get benefits for being hot….maybe doors held open, maybe men hitting them up to date, or fuck….it’s actually a fucking compliment…

So the whole misogyny and toxic masculinity thing is actually welcomed, you know that masculine energy is important for the species..

The real threat is men saying they are women, acting like women, and society embracing them as women by taking things AWAY from women and given to them…because they are the bigger victims. or whatever.

Since people can’t say that, since it would be considered a hate crime, or could get them cancelled, they hit the streets, pussy eating their shorts so ya’ll know – they are woman, hear them roar..

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2021

03

Nov

Bella Hadid Lingerie of the Day

Bella Hadid is a body and not really a face because he face looks like that of a man who has gone through too much plastic surgery on his quest to become a woman because they’ve watched too much porn and relate or envy the girl in the porns rather than the dudes….you know brainwashing shit…

I mean I don’t know what the reason for the transgender trend, I don’t even know if there is really a surplus of transgenders on a year to year basis, we just see a lot more of it….

I assume it is because the news and the social networks all want to pretend this is “America” and since people don’t leave their house they run with it…

But then again, it’s quite possible that there are more transgenered, thanks to the media telling people there are, and you know FOMO in the weirdest way….like the GOTHS or the SKATERS or Crusty Punks of your generation…they are the gender benders…

I do know that when I had a job before checking out of society to update a site no one reads, I worked for a porn distributor in the DVD era of porn, and TRANNY porn was the number one category even then…20 or more years ago….it was so popular that Tranny Porn production in Brazil started a wave of HIV scares in the LA porn industry….because when tranny is inolved it’s always a win….or something…

I also know that girls of social media jack-up their fac4s so hard, that they are basically no longer human, I would NEVER suggest a top model like Bella Hadid would do such a thing like she was Khloe Kardashian, but I do think it opens up opportunity for dudes to do the same thing and benefit from the IG influencer sugar baby life…I mean we don’t know who of the hotties we stare at half naked are born man or born lady….and I don’t have the answers..

But I do have pics of Bella Hadid posing in her bra and panties and she’s got a body, and that’s really all that’s important.

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2021

03

Nov

Amber Heard Cleavage of the Day

Amber Heard Cleavage of the Day

This is the lazy sexual look a monster black widow of a woman gives a weak motherfucker like Johnny Depp while seducing him into signing his fucking life away to her because he’s blinded by the pussy.

You’d think someone at his level of wealth and celebrity would have seen through a D Lister working him so hard…but I guess when you’re the kind of person who becomes an actor in a serious way and not as a joke…because acting is fucking queer….you probably love all the praise people give you because you KNOW they are right…

So I don’t really believe Amber Heard was all that good of a seductress, but I guess with the right rich idiot, she was….idiot.

She may or may not be hot, I can’t tell because as far as I’m concerned she’s a fucking demon…This is the lazy sexual look a monster black widow of a woman gives a weak motherfucker like Johnny Depp while seducing him into signing his fucking life away to her because he’s blinded by the pussy.

You’d think someone at his level of wealth and celebrity would have seen through a D Lister working him so hard…but I guess when you’re the kind of person who becomes an actor in a serious way and not as a joke…because acting is fucking queer….you probably love all the praise people give you because you KNOW they are right…

So I don’t really believe Amber Heard was all that good of a seductress, but I guess with the right rich idiot, she was….idiot.

She may or may not be hot, I can’t tell because as far as I’m concerned she’s a fucking demon…

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2021

03

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

Weed Girls are out here getting naked on the internet to either show off how cool they are, you know because there have been people in life who do things for show and when they are uploading selfies about the shit, it’s easy to think that is the motivation….BUT they could also be activists and if they are…it’s far more interesting that BLM or ANTIFA or the other funded and destructive fake activism that is destroying cities…

MORE WEED activism with nude chicks whether you’re into weed and think it’s medicine that spiritually enlightens you because it was a gift from nature and thus GOD….or if you think weed is the fall of society like you jerk off to REEFER MADNESS propaganda films once a month to remind you how you deeply hate weed and the people who smoke it…or make money off it…since it’s a crazy industry….

The reality is who cares what the reason is, just be happy there’s nudies being nude!

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2021

03

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard Slutty Cartoon of the Day

I did a post on Eugenie Bouchard’s hot sister in her THONG for Halloween, because she’s got a hot twin sister who basically lives that instagram scenester life, you know the life…it could probably be called the rich kid life, where thy all go to the same events, same parties, same luxurious places, know the same people…

I guess that is nothing new, rich people have always cycled things out together, it’s part of fitting in…..but also there’s always been a scene of the cool kids with access, it’s just now on an internet level…not a local level…

EITHER WAY…her twin sister, who gets to ride this one’s athleticism, you know TWIN SISTER privileges, they shared a fucking womb, and instead of having to actually work her ass off to continue to exist in her sport, she just gets to sleep in, hit the hotel buffet breakfast, maybe do an activity or two where she’ll capture a selfie and call it a fucking day…..

Meaning, I am way more into the sister, but without this slutty DORA THE EXPLORER, we’d never know the sister existed, so this is the SOURCE CODE…and we’ll appreciate her in her silly outfit, I mean tennis chicks are typically pretty fucking hot, so long as they aren’t built like the Venus sister school buses….because when they aren’t built like that, they are just long, lean, toned, fit, moaning and flashing panties the way Women’s Tennis was MEANT TO BE…

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2021

03

Nov

Christina Milian Strips of the Day

Christina Milian’s still hard at work being slutty on the internet, which I guess has been her whole hustle since her Dip It Low – One Hit Wonder, a video that had people jerking off to music videos, because there was a time people jerked off to music videos, they should do a documentary on that, maybe that’ll be the FIRST DrunkenStepfather documentary…MUSIC VIDEOS YOU JERKED OFF TO IN THE 90s/2000s….

PULITZER PRIZE HERE I COME…anyone out there want to bankroll this, cuz I’m broke…

I guess after Dip It Low, the once Disney created star, at least I assume she was Disney, you can google it….used her whoring to get knocked up by some big music producer so she could get credits on some other hits….you know to finance her getting half naked on the internet existence, despite being a 40 year old mom of 2.

So..we’ve been looking at her hot tits for a long time, and that could be why Rihanna brought her on as one of her models for her billion dollar lingerie brand, since Milian even at 40, even as a mom of two, the most recent not even that long ago, still looks good even though she’s rich enough to not fucking bother…and there’s some thing special about that….I am just not sure what it is…but I’ll stare at her striptease to try to find out…

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2021

03

Nov

Rebecca Black Spooky Tits of the Day

Rebecca Black is an interesting story and not just because she had surprise tits…because she has surprise tits…and we love tits…

Maybe the surprise tits is what makes her an interesting story…at least when in her sheer bra that she’s CENSORED the nipple out of like some kind of EVIL OVERLORD not giving us the rations WE need to survive.

I mean tits tend to be the most interesting thing about a lot of these girls in the entertainment world because there’s not much to them….

But in the Rebecca Black story, she was just a kid on Youtube who made a song called FRIDAY that became a CULTURAL moment in the ZEITGEIST where more people are still quoting the song at the Water Coooler at their WORK FROM HOME OFFICE because they don’t do that whole HUMAN thing anymore…but still “It’s Friday” because that’s how powerful that song was….

The industry laughed it off, they didn’t see a fucking star, even though she gamed them at their own system, and the girl didn’t really do much after that moment…because for whatever reason they discounted her for being better than them at the internet..

Anyway, she likely made stupid money with the song, so she can still exist and still put out music and still matter…and thanks to her not being sold off to the industry like the others, unless she’s since been sold to the industry, you know finally accepted into their satanic club….because all these people seek legitimacy…and regardless of all that…her SURPRISE tits make whatever it is she’s doing matter….

This is her mattering.



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